this kino caused yuros to piss and shit themselves in jealousy and confusion
this blew yuropean minds in 1971
Banned in yurop for being so kino it mogged the whole nation
>>214514721The European rockets would have been named>property redistribution>intellectual oppression
Huston, we have a solution, brussels, look away
Does it matter now since China is the objective master of space ingenuity.
>>214514799Does China have a space forceDo they have space lasers?What about rods from god?
>>214514761In the tv show Lovecraft country they actually played the song "whitey's on the moon" written by yuropean songwriter gil scott-haron. it was about gil, a yuro, seething that a white man is on the moon while he doesn't have any food >>214514799I don't see no chinese flag on the moon
>>214514721This is peak bay kino>Opening scene with New York being destroyed and the taxi driver saying "AWWW HELL SADDAM IS PISSED AS FUCK!!"KINO
I went to yurop to see "first man" the yuros seethe when I stood up and clapped and chanted >USA USA USAwhen the Gos planted that flag on the moon
>>214514862>asteroid hits france, destroying all of yuroppure kino
>>214514799China doesnt even have teams of space-ready roughnecks with can-do attitudes. Do the Chinese even have a Harry Stamper? A Dan Truman? A Chick Chapple?
>>214514896Oh no! Not Nova Africa
>>214514862>I want to go shopping!Thanks for the input, China
>>214514721>this kino caused yuros to piss and shit themselves in jealousy and confusionnow a daily occurrence for its lead kek
>'Cause I miss you babe, and I don't want to miss a thing
>>214514953Bruce Willis died a hero on that asteroid in 1998
>>214514953ben afflack doesn't shit himself
>>214514896Usually Yurop gets hit by Germany, I guess asteroid is less cataclysmic.
>mutts still think they landed on the moon
aww yeah, it's kino time https://blog.aarp.org/entertainment/best-shuttle-movies-ever
>>214514862Michael Bay is national treasure and I am tired of people pretending he is not.
>>214515047>yuros still seething that we've gone to the moon and yurop is too dumb to into space
>Check out Jerry Bruckheimer's filmography>Both film and television>All if it is top shelf kinoHe truly is an action kino God, and navel gazers continue to seethe
>>214514753thought above was thisthis is kinoarmageddon is schlock (can't remember if it is campy kino, but it's not great, that's for sure)
>American children grow up to be rocketmen>yuro children grow up to be communist transsexuals
>>214514721NOBODY EXPECTS TH-oh wait nevermind
pure HBO kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uY8-7E05rE
>>214514938I would rather watch this than Amageddon
>>214515079I don't think there was ever more raw talent and passion concentrated into a single photo.
>>214515333The last great artists. Heroism is the highest artistic expression. And these men did it better than anyone.
>>214514990>alcoholic doesn't shit himself
>>214514990>>214515764Affleck shits himself and drinks because him and Damon did irreparable damage to artistic expression in Hollywood.
>>214515333Steve Jobs and Chuck Norris
>>214515764>Criticizes Armageddon (1998)>Reveals a corruption of the soul that expresses itself through self-destructive behaviorBruckheimer and Bay would happily heal Affleck with stories of heroism, but only if he admits that rig pigs would actually make great astronauts.
>>214515832Norris yes for Walker Texas Ranger, but Jobs got mogged by Gates. Both got mogged by Gaben.
>space>real
What happened to this?
>>214516042dabbin' on the yuros for being too dumb to into space
>>214516084>thinking of yurosAmerisissies...
>>214516118yuros literally invented trannies. you can google it, in germany in the 1910s they literally had tranny licenses. meanwhile the US went to the moon
This film is part of the Criterion collection, by the way.
>>214516161why wouldn't it be?
>>214514721Why are Americans so obsessed with what Europeans think of them
>>214516191we aren't. we just like dabbing on retards who can't into space
>>214514721I liked the Russian guy they rescued from Mir, after destroying Mir.
>>214516252they actually changed the way the docking works after this so they could move the dock closer to the cockpit to free up the payload bay
>>214514721False, we do in fact like this movie. Nowadays it's also a glimpse back to a more civilized time in the American experiment. You guys ran that into the ground huh
>>214516385Yeah but it was glorious
>>214516477Bruckheimerian philosophy is what will return America to greatness.
>>214516385yurop still can't into space
remember what they took from you
>>214516161good
>Bruce Willis was cast in the film as part of a three-picture deal he cut with the studio to compensate them for the dissolution of 1997's Broadway Brawler.[7][8] He received a significant pay cut for the picture as part of the deal.[9] Sean Connery was originally considered for the role of Stamper, but Michael Bay decided to cast a younger actor in the role after meeting oil drillers.[10] Bradley Cooper auditioned for the role of A.J. Frost, which eventually went to Ben Affleck.[11]
>>214515957shut up bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xumu6nKgyic
>>214517199You pay quadrupple price for hardware that was obsolete three years ago.
There wasnt any jealousy though.... not when I grew up in England as a kid though... we just loved the USA.They where our bros/allies. Can't speak for the rest of Europe.Everything went to shit after 9/11
>>214517715I blame the internet and cable tv
>>214517772Yeah that, and also if would say since this left wing mentality has taken hold of everything and it all GAY.Turned everyone against each other.
>Earth below us, drifting, falling. Feeling weightless
This film is peak American culture. Such a perfect representation of our civilizations values. The Patriot gets the runner up spot
>>214517989based pepe
>>214517679>quadruppleAnd I don't even own an Apple product
>>214514761>Tel Aviv, you have a problem >Do you swear on your inbred mother, on my mixed-race grandson, that you can hit that mark?>MAYDAY MAYDAY, THE DIVERSITY IS GOING DOWN
>>214517989Pre 9-11 patriotism. I miss it
>>214518127tel aviv is in yurop
BROOOOO
>>214518311>worse hare than bruce willis
>>214516160The US went to the moon in 1910?
>>214518382ye
>>214515252love the apollo 12 episode
Why is it easier to train oil drillers to be astronauts than to train astronauts to be oil drillers?
>>214518520>mission is saved because one autists remembers an error code from 4 years prior
>>214518289Its not gone bro. Just buried.
>>214518603>playboy pages on the checklist
>>214518853god the past was so much fucking better. if someone did that shit today they would get fired instantly
>>214518603>"Try SCE to Aux">still can't get a gf:(
>>214516160>the us went to the moon in 1910>I say, ol' boy, aw-flea dark up here, what?
>>214518520>>214518603>>214518893apparently the >sce to aux guy was the power guy in apollo 13>yfw he did both irl and was literally in charge of the power irl during apollo 13based autist
>>214518570Because astronauts are basically just passengers on a bus
>>214518975https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_AaronYah, this guy fucks. Still alive as well.
>>214514830yes, actuallythe only reason they haven't annihilated every american satellite is because inducing kessler syndrome would be bad for business
>>214516160Can we look the religion of those who invented tranies?
>>214519151https://youtu.be/8g0dw8m2bxIChina could never
Do we tell op that bruce willis is german?
>>214519214nah, he's from new jersey
>>214519187they literally cited this scene when they included it in the criterion collection
>>214519392Its a really well done scene. In 3 minutes, they present major supporting characters and their personalities in a quick and fun way. And who doesnt love a good "get the team together" scenes.
Never seen it. Is Armageddon worth a watch? Triller/suspense-wise is it more, less or on par with Interstellar or Prometheus?
>>214519331Sorry but born in yurop, immigrants are not real americans
>>21451947510x better
>>214514830China doesn't have fully reusable rockets unlike the USA thanks to Musk's genius.
>this kino caused yuros to piss and shit themselves in jealousy and confusion
>>214519475it's a michael bay film about a bunch of oil drillers who blow up an asteroid staring bruce willis and it made yes billy when you adjust for inflation and it literally in the criterion collection
>>214519551israel is in yurop
USA and China have space programs, eurocucks have nothing. Russia's space program is a laughing stock compared to USSR.
Michael Bay is the most unfairly maligned director in the history of cinema. I legitimately don't understand why he gets so much hate when their 100s of directors whose entire careers are pure worthless slop
>>214518570a space shuttle crew was split into 2 groups, pilots who took care of flying the spacecraft and mission specialists who were experts in a specific field and would complete the tasks assigned to the mission, the logic of training oil drillers to be mission specialists is not wrong, that's basically how scientists and engineers become astronauts
>>214519636For some reason, critics and artists look down at active heroics. So Bay and Bruckheimer are always looked down on. But heroic stories are very popular with people. Look at the 80s. Do people now still rewatch all the award winners and critically loved films? Nah, they watch Die Hard and Lethal Weapon.
India and Iran BTFO eurocucks in space in 2024 lmao.>SpaceX launch surge helps set new global launch record in 2024 >There were 259 orbital launch attempts in 2024, a 17% increase from the previous record of 221 orbital launch attempts in 2023, based on SpaceNews analysis of open source records. That figure does not include suborbital launches, such as four SpaceX Starship/Super Heavy test flights or two launches of the HASTE suborbital variant of Rocket Lab’s Electron.>That increase in overall launches matches the increase by SpaceX alone, which performed 134 Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy launches in 2024, up from 96 in 2023. The company performed more orbital launches than the rest of the world combined.>China performed 68 launches in 2024, breaking a record of 67 launches set in 2023. Russia performed 17 launches, followed by Japan (7), India (5), Iran (4), Europe (3) and North Korea (1).
>>214514721>>214514862watched this yesterday. boring and poorly paced. put on king solomon's mines instead and had a good ol' time.
better than most of current hollywood outputs for sure. can you name one hollywood movie better than this since 2015?
>>214519750>put on king solomon's mines insteadWhich one?
>>214519745>getting dabbed on by indiakek
>>214519788the cannon group one, but i do have the stewart granger one as well.
>>214518889Anyone using that would get fired at any job worth having in the past too, zoomie.
>>214520039the nasa guy didn't get fired
>>214518853Based.
>>214518889Where did mankind go wrong?
>>214520095If he was replaceable then he would have been.
>>214520176Maybe it started when the space engineering guys stopped wearing button-up, collared shirts with black ties and pressed, black slacks, and started wearing hawaiian shirts with japanime lolis? The feminists came after because they scented weakness in the water.
>>214520176It went wrong when cucks started apologizing for doing nothing wrong.
>>214514830Space force yes, but not serious rockets, only expendable trash.
based
>>214519750gay
>>214521657yes armageddon is gay and king solomon's mines has prime sharon stone with her tits on full display
>>214514830they have the mandate of heaven
