Why don't you take a sit, you're blocking the view of the Montmartre on this beautiful Fructidor day.
>>214518045Waiter, 2 Negronis please
i don't get these threads. why does OP always misspell seat? and why is there always talk of negronis. what the fuck are negronis?
Ah, the daily 'dain thread... It's truly the little things.
>>214518095>what the fuck are negronis?Small african slaves
>>214518045> Neo, you have a choice. You can choose the baguette and pretend to be a french faggot like me, or you take the coffee and go back to the hotel to have a massive diarrhea.
>>214518095Take a sit is an intentional phrase that some people use to represent informality.
>>214518069Order two. Order two orders of two.
>>214518045S-something is wrong with that picture...
>>214518045That's a big sandwich
>>214518230is it the extra small glasses and extra big sandwich
this photo gets more retarded with every new thread lmao
>>214518045if someone asks me to take a seat and they're already sitting i pull their chair out from under them and argue that i've taken it, as they requested.
>>214518269there's also a penny that's unnaturally at the edge of the table
>>214518292what if I'm standing up and there are no seats in the vicinity
>>214518045That’s a big teacup
>>214518314and the six fingers, and the slightly big cup of coffee, and the exaggerated amount of chairs all over the place, and the two ladies with weird pumpkin hats
>>214518249for you
he did a big a short
>>214518045Hey Anthony remember you said white people going extinct would be a good thing? Why’d you say that?
>>214518338and the exact same white car that's parked and driving.
>>214518045Was he a tribe member ? He's really got that Perlman troll phenotype.
Too cool for school
>>2145180694. Two for him, two for me.
>>214518045>Why don't you take a sitI'll take two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s12DsKxK3M
>>214518334i walk up to them and stomp through the floor within a four foot radius, eliminating any possibility of sitting.
>>214518343>say I order a negroni, but decide i want another. do i pay the check and leave?
>>214518338and the ron pearlman chin
>>214518523>and also the descendants of abraham, there will be not even a single one that you could recognize by features because all such traits, they'll be mixed together>cappuccino skin and curly hair, some noses large, some small, but none of them crooked, none of them hooked>the bank manager, the bank owner, the loan officer, all of them they'll be the same soft brown color, even the man selling the credit default swaps>it's a kind of utopia really
Have five fingers. Have six.
>>214518045that's a big baguette
>>214518045DUDE FOOD LMAO
>>214518812Big Baguette 3PM
>>214518045>Yo lil’ Donnie
>>214518045But what about the negroni, OP?
>>214518045>sit down and enjoys the view>turn around to make smalltalk>dead from hanging himself
>>214518045
>>214518045This guy didn't commit suicide. He was killed to be a body double for epstein.
>>214518372early life to the rescue
>>214521372He absolutely committed suicide he just couldn't handle flavor town
>>214521973it was the one-two combo of geting cucked by a teen and getting lambasted by the king of flavourtown
was this nigga really popular with boomers? ive been putting on some eps from his shows as background noise while studying and he was such an insufferable cornball lmfao. corporate edgy ass, no wonder he necked himself over a fucking woman
>White food and culture bad>All others goodI didn't know why he always creeped me out until I realized his running theme. No wonder CNN picked him for their "food" show.
>>214518045I also like to put 5-8 chairs behind and around me when I sit down. I call it megasitting.
>>214518343one smashburger please, well done, also can you put ketchup on it, thanks buddy
>>214518879Is that a Turtles in Time reference
kek
>>214518045Maybe he'd like an elevated view point? ACK! Hahaha
>>214518045Are him and Ron Perlman related?
