>It's a Truman remembers all the lovely moments he had with his ex and cries himself to sleep praying to never wake up episode
>it's a Truman wonders if he's faceblind or rude by not remembering people he meets episode
That's sort of what happens in the movie.
>>214519070>its a Truman started screaming and pulling his hair out as he was alone in his house for the 7th month in a row episode
>>214519070Since his television wife was actually a different person than he knew her to be, was that not rape by deception each time they boned?
>It's a Truman plans to kill himself later this week episode
>its a Truman thinks hes a demon manifested on earth episode
>>214519485Great a rerun
>its a Truman had a really great day and met a wonderful new female episode
>Truman decides to play GTA in real life and no one can stop him because that would boring
>Truman lays in bed in the morning fantasizing about being fucked by a man and wonders why these fantasies turn him on so much when he's not into gay porn
>It's a they hire child Truman a psychiatrist to help him deal with his father's death but the female psychatriast falls in love with him and kidnaps him
>It's a Truman went to a psychiatrist and several psychologists for 6 years and it was no help at all and only made him much worse and his family only dismiss him and demean him when he talks about it episode
>It's a Truman stays up all night thinking about death and whether his friends all talk about him behind his back when he isn't around episode
>truman jerked off to hours of incest porn before going into work instead of sleeping these reruns are exhausting
>>214519070>It's a "Truman masters the art of looking at the space between people's eyebrows during conversation to make it appear like he's making eye contact in order to hide his advancing autism" episodeWtf, he's literally me
>>214520099>and whether his friends all talk about him behind his back when he isn't around episodeTruman needs better friends if he thinks his reputation isn't above reproach.
>it's a "truman squeezes out a shit log so thick and cumbersome and lengthy that when it finally has fully come out its already propped up against the base of the toilet bowl like a ladder and comes swinging down and slaps him in the back of his huge balls, leaving a pooey smear on them and forcing him to spend 20 minutes cleaning shit off his nuts"
>>214520472American moment
>It's a reddit thread
>truman thread now and thenwhy not make a tv show? No viewership?
>>214519070KWAB
>>214519070>it's a "Truman spends all day fapping again and gets frustrated as each load is harder and harder to get out" episode Haha Truman is going to get ED before he's 30 if he doesn't calm down and find another way to obtain minor amounts of happiness in his day-to-day life.
>>214519070>it's a truman realises 20+ years have passed since he thought he still had a future, and time is only going more quickly with less and less hope for even a half decent life or any kind of happiness, fulfillment or progression in any way episode
>>214519575>truman realises it's about low self esteem, loneliness and isolation, and that if he spent a day with a girl who was even half interested in him, the taboo fantasies would disappear
>it's a "Truman finally realizes the severity of the nightmare dystopia we're living in and how there's literally no way out. All of those simple dreams of getting married and having children are no longer feasible for a multitude of reasons, so he wonders if an heroing is truly the only way forward" episodeWhat a strange episode lol. What do you guys think? I don't think Truman buys the, "it gets better. Trust me, bro," cope anymore.
>Truman wonders what it’s like to have an ex.
>>214520722read a review on that episode and the audience had mixed reactions.some said "time isn't fixed, future is uncertain, chaos prevails and that also means overthrowing the disgusting destructive plans of a small group of deranged cultists.2another review said:" this episode wasn't funny in the slightest. why can't the sun burn out tomorrow, I'm fucking sick of it"
>>214519070imagine crying and being suicidal over a woman
>It's a Truman has an objectively good life but can't help but feel depressed for no reason at all, to the point of occasionally contemplating suicide but realizing that it's not a realistic option.
>>214520253I missed that episode. How was he when he went to work?
>>214520513yep. the ramblings of retarded anons would make good tv
>>214520889>followup episode is truman altering his diet and lifestyle somewhat to balance his hormones, ensuring he has proper exercise and quality sleep, and optimal nutrition and sun exposure. truman also finds that spending regular time in nature is helpful.
>it's a Truman dreams of fucking his cousin again episodeTruman should accept it was a one time thing and move on
>>214519070>truman gets in a not at fault car accident, breaks his humerus and requires surgery and his dad is diagnosed with stage 4 cancer all in the same seasonI really think the writers jumped the shark.
>>214520615>mfw teenage boys are becoming fags and troons at absurd rates because other men are the only ones that have ever shown any kind of decency towards them
>It's a Truman plans to shove a shotgun in his mouth this week and blow his head off episode
>>214521350You're not gonna do it
>it's a "Truman's wife finds the AI-generated interracial straight shotacon folder and sees thousands of photo-realistic images of fat black slave women jerking off young white boys on an 1800s plantation" episodeBoy how is Truman going to get out of this pickle haha
>>214521201>truman makes sure his father eats a very good diet and enough food even when his appetite is down, fresh organic vegetables and lean meat and eggs, and takes the most helpful vitamin supplements for that type of illness after having researched it.>truman finds a good sports physiotherapist for his arm so he can regain strength and range of motion in it
>>214521264>episodeI don't think it's that. truman should move to a different region with a different kind of mentality and spend time around more decent people, without second guessing everything or believing everywhere is the same.
>>214521350Don't do it, truman
>Because of Truman's childhood he never learned how to connect with people, but learned how to lie really well>spends several seasons meeting and finding a group of "friends">pretends to be someone he's not because he's deathly afraid of intimacy and never let's anyone get close to him>they think they do, but all they know is a web if lies Truman has constructed >then when they find out he's lying he cuts off contact with them completely >but do to crippling loneliness he keeps making this same mistake over and over Does anyone else notice this?Like why would Truman keep making the same mistakes over and over again, does he realize that he's just hurting himself and others?
>>214521201>>214521521>Truman and his dad smoke a fuck ton of weed and eat chips watching movies in the basement Fr tho bro I am sorry to hear that
>so touch starved>truman considers paying for trans escorts to rawdog
>>214520969Exhausted
>>214522261>truman learns there are normal non-sexual massages for relaxation from actual women>truman also joins a hugging club
