Anyone else watching S5 of this comfy kino?When I saw that it was out, I got everything ready to enjoy it perfectly. A cold six pack, a glass of red wine, some salted sticks, pickles and olives, and a plate of the choicest cold cuts (Fuet, two types of Llonganissa, Xoriço, even some bull negre). All to bask in the glory of Selena Gomez divine thiccification arc. She was already juicy and delicious for S1 and 2, but S3 was when the glow-up began to hit critical mass and she started looking like she was smuggling melons under her coat, and by S4 she looked like she’s got her own gravitational pull. So, I’m hyped for S5, ready for the next level of this ascension, thinking that I will see the juiciest tits in all of history. Episode 1 begins, and there’s Mabel, strutting into the frame. I’m braced for another curveball of curves, expecting the beatific vision of my fertility godess. But… wait. She has lost all the weight!Don’t get me wrong, she is still beautiful and now her great facial features are very distinct, but I’m in mourning for the thicc queen we’d been building up to. It’s like watching a favorite show cancel its best plotline. I’m chugging the wine now, not sipping. Someone tell me they’re as shook as I am.
God I love massive udders so muchLets hope they still exist :(
