Live Ceremony hosted by Nate Bargatze on CBS & Paramount
Are they going to get Hollywood political?
>>214519864I don't think so only because liberal leadership classes seem legitimately fucking spooked over the backlash to their kirk death gloating, front page of the West Australian a few days ago was fucking glazing the dude, saying he was gonna be president and shit
>hosted by nate bazingalmao
>>214519922They'll probably make some "unity" speech. Attention seekers cant help themselves.
Here we go!
I love Jenna.
>Caucasian Broadcasting System kek
This sketch blows
>still attempting "white people" jokes
Why would any of you watch this?
>>214520254I’m gay and I have a tiny penis and I’m retarded
Aint watching it.
>>214520270Touche
Boy she was terrible
Remember how huge Emmys/Oscars threads used to be on /tv/? What killed the hype for awards ceremonies?
>>214520384People dont watch new movies and shows like they used to, I guess. There was a time when I would have watched everything on the ballot, and so would my friends, so it was fun to watch who won. Now, I have not seen any of the shows on the ballot. There is just too much entertainment these days. Far too much selection, especially with how easy older shows are to access.
damn Jenna wore that on stage, based
never seen an award show. never will
Do that upset mean The Pitt has a chance to upset Severance?
>>214520384too many shows on too many streaming networks. nobody is watching all that shit who wants to see a ceremony where some gay apple+ show you've never heard of sweeps all the awards
>>214520447Lot easier to catch up on Oscar’s homework (10 movies = 20hr) vs Emmy’s (12 show season = 100 hr)
Holy shit this "let's punish the nominees but spend forever time on Steven Colbert, Jennifer Coolidge, and JB Smoove rambling on" shit is getting old fast
This is going to be a looong night, they're bombing hard. Should've got Nikki Glaser to host
Do they have an award for best tik tok trend?
>>214520384There's a lot to be said for those awards themselves going bad but I think there's also bleediver from embarrassments from the game awards making people more against awards in general too
He was the best part of the last mission impossible
yay Milkshake won!
White lotus will leave with no wins, huh
>>214520384Death of the monoculture is sad
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
Reba still would
>dead ass threadDamn...
>>214520798well deserved
>>214520694Truly
>>214519802Why's everyone Jewish
>>214520051
>>214519864Nate Bargatze is pretty conservative, so it seems unlikely.
>>214520779I'd respect this a lot more if I didn't know it was virtually superglued over her nipples and a slip is pretty much impossible.
>play up five women nominees>man wins anywayTop kek
HA Adolescence won
>>214521159waited too longI lost interest and didn't even bother to watch the first ep of season 2sounds like I dodged a bullet as the reviews haven't been good
>>214521563hahahahahahahahahah, andor btfo
John Oliver
Has anyone refused an award and made a stand against israel?
ANNNNDOOOOORRRR
Andor!
>john Oliver’s gains almost immediately wiped
And/or???
>>214521650Theatre like that is reserved for the Oscars tbqh
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBA
>>214521760>GENOCIDE IS LE BAD (I SAID GENOCIDE)!>LYING IS LE BAD!>FREE PALESTINE!Wow, riveting writing.
I’m dying for sex with her
guess i gotta watch adolescence
What a bunch of bullshit! Who gives a shit it was filmed in one take!? It’s a parlor trick! You rehearse before you shoot!
I bet his mates will be asking him how the Sydney hug felt
Me own fookin son... winning an Emmy... ?!
>>214521159Good, I want her to do more mature roles in movies.
>>214521786barely
>>214520384combination of media sucking and award shows just being rich people talking down to the proles about how they are racist and sexist and homophobic as if the rapists and coke heads in hollywood are arbiters of morality
>>214520384Unironically? The answer is that MAGA retards flooded this website back in 2016 and it's been shit ever since.
I'm just here for Penguin
>>214522000It ain't winning. It's getting destroyed by Adolescence.
Adolescence again
test
oops
Damn Seth knows who's on the list
>>214520384Constant retread of Hollywood elites jacking each other off, making cringe jokes, and talking down to the plebeians about cow farts. The boomers who slurped this shit up are mostly dead or stopped caring.Zoomers and your average normie are more interested in video games and ecelebs. The handful watching this slop are probably scratching their heads going "who?" and "huh?"The show would unironically do better if they teased exclusive trailers for new movies and series while the awards shit was relegated to a sideshow. Googa MaJooga receiving an award for best blowjob does not effect the average person in anyway.
Tina Fey just has one gross code flat tit in the middle of her chest WHAT THE FUCK
SNL 50 imagine that
>>214520779Why would an attractive girl make herself look like a disgusting troon?
John Oliver again
>>214522265Cucking Kendrick's Superbowl IIRC
>>214522449LOL
How bad is it to have a bloody shit? Just felt like I was taking a substantial dump but then there was blood on the paper. I had a painful dry shit from drinking a lot of bourbon a couple days back so it might be related.
HUNTER A CUTE!
Ragnar!
>>214522522you might have torn your anus a bit or possibly a hemorrhoid. it happens if you have big solid shits.
>>214522545SEXO
Penguin
Best speech besides severance black guy
>>214522600oh gosh:3
>>214522068Would.
are there any christians here
Finally, The Penguin won something. The show is underappreciated.
it's over
>>214522622No that’s not my first name
>>214522000>>214522012The actress for Sophia Falcone just won, so at least it's something. The show is better than whatever the fuck Adolescence is.
>>214522622yes.
>>214522622they killed the only true christian on wednesday
>>214519802>no category for science fiction
>>214522803he was a shitty christian, full of hate, certainly burning in hell now.
>>214522622sup
>>214522854lol hell doesn't exist dumb dumb
>>214522854it's fun watching you trannies panic as you realize the walls are closing in. even the normies are sick of you.
>>214522877have you been to suburban Florida?
>>214522844>Star Trek: Picard>Strange New Worlds>Apple TV Scifi whatever
>>214522931fuck no i'm not retarded
NORM!!
Geez it's like they're making a point to award the most propagandistic, bluepilled shows possible
Has anyone mentioned the Donald?
I'm just waiting or Emmy to win her Emmy
>>214519802They should get rid of the "comedy" categories altogether. Not just because the shows are not particularly funny, but because certain "dramas" like Severance are funnier than most of them. It is a useless distinction and it would make these ceremonies easier to watch too because they would be shorter, but they would not be able to circlejerk and glaze as many people so it will not happen.
>>214523137It got an Emmy so it must be valuable. It's an ambush
>>214523162snood must lood.NOW BACK THE SHOW
MY OWN FOOKIN' EMMY
WTF PENGUINBROS
The Penguin getting snubbed yet again for this stupid Adolescence show.
ban brits from america
>>214523268Labour's working on that.
2 SCOOPS
>>214523137That's why people no longer watch. It's pure propaganda.
Cheers!
The Colbert won?
>wins late night award>his show is getting cancelled next yearalright
They're literally awarding the most DNC-core shitlib showsIt's so over the top
The late Late Show
Punch a higher floor! (...and nazis!)
>>214523366It is just that good!
>>214523344Yes. His competitors told voters to vote for him too. Because they want to use the narrative that two scoops forced paramount to cancel the show.
ME OWN PENGUIN LOST
>he wanted to make a talk show about love
>>214523385it's what Hollywood is going to be for the next 4 yearspeople really thought ''woke is dead'' top kek, this just makes them triple down and be the ''resistance''
>>214522600Would.
>>214523432There are so, so, so many things I'm not liking with the Trump administration. But these people are so much worse. Life would / will be hell when they're back in power.
Me own fookin show?!
>>214523399Two scoops?
alright jesus i'll watch the show
Gee they're pushing this show hard for some reason
How is he still alive?
>>214522365DOB was a very funny sob back in his day. Shame about his obvious and unstoppable transformation
>>214523532Honestly disturbing. I guess *someone's planning to start provoking a lot of lonely kids on Discord to do stupid things and blame it on toxic MAGA 'incels' or whateverAnd made a call to the Emmys to boost that show so that narrative gets out there even more
>>214523606Or, continue to do this, as they've been doing it for years. But maybe they'll ratchet it up even worse. Let's pray they don't
>>214523566Ngl that was funny bit.
>>214523532>>214523606Nigga they wanted to make it forced viewing in the UK lmao. They even got mad at some politicians for saying they havent watch it yet
Seth Rogen... again
>>214523637Not for Robert.
>>214523656Sal FUCKING Saperstien.
>>214523643Definitely. It's to negatively characterize their opposition as dangerous, but to the extent it supposedly reflects real events, those events will be something certain clandestine parties would be nudging. That doesn't mean any shitlibs know about this, but they can't even imagine the nightmarish actual reality of things
>>214523643Don't the Brits/Euros already police the internet a whole bunch, but they still need more pro-censorship propaganda? Lol
>>214523643Clearly young white British boys are the real problem plaguing young women in the U.K.It is the most relevant and important show of the decade.
>>214520384Oscars still does okay. No one gives a shit about the Emmys anymore when shows no one watches win everything.
>>214523719Can't let white men be saying racist things on Twitter, mate.
The Pitt was good but dammit this was Adam's year
SHE WAS 17 YOU SICK FUCK
I hate the transnational Deep State so fucking muchMost of all because they're corny and uninspired. They're an insult to aesthetics
They got news for you, anon.
The Studio was kind of shit, no?
The Pitt
is law and order only a notch above days of our lives?
PITTBROS WON
Wow, Adam Scott didn't win? He was the only one I wanted to see win.
>>214523831SVU is on a level all its own
Dr Robby is a hero and a personal friend of mine.
>>214523817it sucks, but they love shows/movies that wank them off
Holy hell Fiona Diorff's dress
>>214523842adam scott is shit
b-but andor...
The Pitt again
>>214523845yeah a notch above. so shitty
Fiona douriff...
>>214523861But he has such dreamy hair.
>>214523812I love Ice T so much. One of my favorite black dudes
>>214523895not really but whatever helps you orgasm
DA PITT
White Lotus was robbed
Haha. Get fucked andor. Get fucked Disney. Enjoy your pity writing award for one episode.
>>214523923DA INTUBATE SHOW
TV Networks desperately want shows like The Pitt to be popular again because they are much easier to make than these high concept prestige shows that have like 8 episodes every 2-3 years.
Liberals really are a menace. They're sticking it to good inspired shows, and reward garbage, just to make a political point.
>>214523923dude breaks down because his mentor died 5 years ago lolololol
>>214520384Because hardly anyone watches shows anymore because watch threads are fucking dead because generals supplanted them. And generals attract the worst most insufferable secondaries imaginable who only want to engage in off topic dramaposting and low effort unfunny shitposting. I haven't watched a show along with anons that didn't immediately turn into a general dramafest within 2 threads in 4 fucking years. And that last show I watched with you niggers had like 40 participants max and the threads often fell off the catalog before hitting bumplock.
>>214524001not reading all that fucko
RATE NATE?was better than I expected desu
>>214524052his speech impediment bothers me
>>214523895and such kind eyes
>>214520051More tit than I thought she had
>>214520384Oscars are still big on /tv/. Emmys were never THAT big on here.
>>214523961The pitt is prestige
>>214524064I thought that’s just a southern redneck accent
>>214524115okay, you've convinced me, i will have sex with him.
I missed this slop. Tell me of Druckman looks depressed
>>214524137It's a medical drama. Networks have been making these king of shows for decades at this point. The Pitt was first pitched as a ER reboot before it fell through.
>>214524146I believe Britt Lower is already doing that. So you will have to wait.
>>214520407I am convinced this show doesn't actually exist and it only surfaces at awards shows specifically to test if the audience has actually watched the shows being nominated, and they fail each time. The only time I've never seen its name in my life is at every Emmy and Golden Globes show, otherwise I've never seen it advertised, mentioned by someone, referenced, or anything at all, it doesn't exist.
>>214520779So have all the "LE BOG!!!" spammers acknowledged how retarded they were about the one Wednesday red carpet look that was blatantly just makeup yet?
>>214524211And yet it won Best Drama over every big budget series on TV.
>>214521789>>214521623Mad
>>214522604>>214522729>>214522000based
why did they pair the trans woman with the asian guy
Incels lostTrannies won
>>214524270It's a good show, but also it is a show that TV Networks used to make a lot more of before everything turned into HBO knockoffs everywhere. Shows like The Pitt and ER were easier to make, filmed in one location usually, had more episodes, and allowed for writers and producers to make more with the increased episode count.
>>214524305humiliation ritual
>>214524303tit
>>214524110Mm, erotic. I wonder if her and Snood have ever compared their erotic zoomer tums
>>214524330What matters or "wins" in our culture is not dictated by gay shows like this lol
>>214520051It's giving Death Becomes Her.
>>214523817It was good if you understand filmmaking, prob not so much for children though
>>214520051perky
Let's laugh at The White Lotus that went home with nothing this year.
>>214520051How does it stay in place? Do they glue the big gems to her nipples?
>>214525251Double sided tape
>>214524305>trans woman>woman
>>214522600Long hair really does suit her face.
>>214525498got all that from estrogen?
>>214524001Severance thread was good until S2
>>214526008They were okay in s1 but that was only because nobody was watching it during the original broadcast. Right upto the weeks before s2 you could still have tolerable threads about the show but the second the insane number of bandwaggoners showed up right before the s2 premier and the general started churning it all went to fucking shit.
>>214521789Maybe, and I say maybe, try not launching missiles at little girls carrying water. And if you do, don't start hava nagilaing the shooter.
>>214526062>>214526008S2 was shit so that didn't help
Bumping for Colbert and Adolescence making the chuds seethe.
>>214524226Britt is married to her hair stylist of all people. Strangely he's not even gay, he has two kids from a previous marriage.
>>214526008Severance was only good because of Helly and Milchick, and appropriately they both won awards while the show overall did not.
>>214526079Umm...that was....Hamas water....it had to be destroyed. For....self-defense.
>>214524001BCS was the last show I watched with /tv/
>>214527353Honestly BCS might be the last good show for a very long time
>>214527353the final season sort of shit the bed but god damn if I didn't have the time of my life the first couple episodes during the timejumper arc
