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What am I in for?
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>>214520019
For some bullshit
Just skip this trash and pick something else bro
You can thank me later
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A euphoric reddit like experience.
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>>214520076
thanks,
*tips the fedora*
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>>214520019
What was he actually trying to achieve? If we saw the film from his perspective it would be complete nonsense
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>>214520019
I could overlook the many flaws, but the holomeme propaganda scene just ruined it for me.
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>>214520019
Doesn't he compare Jar Jar Binks to Jesus Christ or something like that. Also soapy is cute
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>>214520019
The phantom menace
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>>214520019
A surprisingly straightforward and simple thriller in which a redditor captures two sexy mormon girls and lectures them. And a completely pointless extended cameo from Topher Grace
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it's mid level entertainment thriller. just watch

but imo I was disappointed because he really doesn't prove anything. it could have been way cooler if he somehow proved demons were real or did something really cool to start his own evil religion or something instead of just torturing people who can't escape
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>>214520019
Good performances in an otherwise middling horror thriller
Shows a lot of promise initially that it squanders by the end, but the first 2 thirds are a fun ride
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>drops truth nukes about how religion is a retarded pyramid scam
>uhh but what about the heckin holocaust???
yeah that part was gay
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>>214520019
A harrowing cinematic journey into the most depraved horror imaginable: Being trapped in a house with a reddit atheist.
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>>214522353
The ‘truth nuke’ about the religion similarities wasn’t even right. He got a number of things wrong. He’s written to be on the level of someone who watched Religuous one too many times.
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>>214520019
Complete dogshit dude don't bother trust me
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>>214520019
Had a strong start with thought-provoking antagonist but meandered into an anticlimactic third act. Didn’t go far enough to drive home the theme of the movie.

Also the choice to kill Sophia Thatcher’s character was stupid. Her friend was an abysmal final girl who suddenly became the logical character because the script demanded it. Not sure what they were thinking with that.
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they shoulda just stayed in the entrance room. what retarded bitches desu
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Ok, OP here.

Just finished it. Not bad really. The ending is cheesy af though. Yeah, it goes downhill midway. The intrigue keeps the movie afloat at the start but turns into pretty much
>that's it?
at the end.
Also
>le heckin religion bad
wtf is this, 2007? who the f cares
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>>214522616
They were thinking the final girl had to be the cuter one
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>>214520019
I don't know
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is the british monopoly game just as good like he says
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>>214523148
What?
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>>214520019
I havent seen it but my 65 year old dad loved it and said it was "cerebral"
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>>214520019
I usually like A24 slop and religious horror but this movie just bored the fuck out of me
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>>214524374
ur boomer dad is dumb and has lived too long
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>>214520019
"A 10pm pub argument turned into a movie"
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>>214520019

Chloe won
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>>214520019
Don't bother. Very mid. Something you'd halfheartedly watch on TV while dozing off at best.
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soapy was the smart one and should have been the one to defeat the bad guy desu
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>>214524907
Soapy a shit
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>>214522288
wasnt the point he was making his own religion essentially
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>>214520019
>Man invites two Mormon missionaries into his home
>They get locked inside
>He debates with them on religion through a series of Saw-like puzzles
>It's mostly Reddit-tier arguments, like the guy literally brings up the old debunked Zeitgeist The Movie shit
>He shows them two doors that says that either God exists or he doesn't and the the girls go down the one that says he exists into some basement
>He's keeping women he calls "prophets" with him that he has consume poison so that they nearly die and make a proclamation about the afterlife
>But one of the Mormon girls realizes that AKCHUALLY it's just a run-of-the-mill near death experience which is just a psychological phenomenon (the show seems to think that near death experiences all being very similar proves that they're just psychological hallucinations and not genuine glimpses of the afterlife. I have no idea how they figure this)
>Then he cuts open one of the Mormon girl's arms and pulls out a metal thing and claims to the other Mormon girl that she was just an AI robot and that they're in a simulation
>But that Mormon girl somehow knows that its just some kind of birth control
>Then that Mormon girl escapes that God Exists basement and sneaks through the God Does Not Exist door while the guy is distracted
>It just leads to another basement
>Which has another basement inside of it, which houses all the "prophet" women in cages
>She is then confronted by Heretic Man and says that she figured out that his religion was just about stripping religion down to its basic fundamentals and that fundamental is control
>Then there's a fight and the other Mormon girl is still alive somehow and they kill Heretic Man and escape
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A horror movie where Ricky Gervais is the villain



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