I have just came up with an idea for an alternative plot line for the star wars sequel trilogy after taking a few pills and I thought I'd share it with you. You might be impressed, you are just as likely to think its trash.Episode VII>largely follows the same plot as TFA, but with a few exceptions>Rey is played by a hotter actress>Rey is nerfed to the point of needing Finn to rescue her from the Neema Outpost thugs>Rey barely makes it out of Jakku alive after fumbling around with the Falcon>Maz Kanata explains that she found Anakin's lightsaber in a Cloud City scrap yard after the empire took over the city>Hux has authority over Kylo, who is used as an attack dog and never given any real respect from Snoke or Hux>Han survives, but his attempt to turn Kylo good fails after Rey and Finn show up at the worst possible time>Rey's impatience leads her to attack Kylo Ren head-on, but she gets figuratively curb-stomped and has to be rescued before Starkiller Base blows up>Extra Finn and Poe bromance scene included>Han accompanies Rey and Chewie to Ahch To to find LukeEpisode VIII>Luke is not alone on the island, he and his gang welcome Rey and Han>After Ben Solo fell to the dark side, luke's gang have been hiding on an island in the Unknown regions to regroup and train until the time is right and his old friend Lor San Tekka would give a map to his location to the resistance>His gang includes at least 30 Jedi trainee, including a light side using member of the Sith species, and maybe Lukes redheaded daughter. He could even have a pair of twins, son and daughter, if you want it that way.>Holdo is replaced in the story by Ackbar, who is still alive at this point>Ackbar approves Finn and Poe's plan to find the codebreaker in canto bight as a failsafe in case his main plan fails.>Rose Tico does not appear though she will next episode as a slave girl in a skimpy outfit>No Leia Poppins scene, she steps down voluntarily after the failure to keep the base secret
(cont)>Since there's no Rose and no political diatribe concerning alien horses and 'eat the rich' bullshit, theres a funny scene where finn and poe have to do a two man show in order to get to the codebreaker, this involved them singing a song full of double entendres related to gay sex>the master codebreaker helps them get on board the supremacy, but in the process of disabling the hyperspace tracker, he is shot in the head by phasma>Rey has a violent confrontation with Luke after blaming him for allowing Ben Solo to be seduced by the dark side>Luke never tried to kill Ben, and Ben didn't slaughter the rest of his students, he was just so disillusioned with the Jedi, that he abandoned them to follow Snoke>Rey goes to confront Kylo Ren, they spend a few hours together in his quarters doing whatever you feel like>Snoke actually is as tall as the hologram>Snoke exploits the tension between them by offering to reveal who Rey's parents were if she joins him, replacing Kylo Ren, openly taunting him by suggesting she is far stronger than he is>Rey defeats Kylo Ren in a lightsaber duel, thanks to the intervention by Snoke that helps her win>Rey decides to let Kylo go so he can be killed in a humiliating fashion by the first order or the resistance>Rey establishes her dominance over Hux using the force choke>Anakin's force ghost convinces Kylo to switch sides>Ben meets up with his father in the Millennium Falcon, and he tearfully denounces the dark side>the 'Holdo Maneuver' plays out a little differently in a way that doesn't break canon and that my brain is too tired to think of right now>Finn gets seriously injured by Phasma in their fight>At Crait, Finn confesses his love to Poe, and choses to kamikaze himself into the battering ram, knowing his injuries are too bad for him to make it>Ben Solo saves the resistance by lifting the boulders out of the way of their escape>Luke and his Jedi crew arrive to witness his heroism
(cont)>The four embrace, but a wrathful Rey appears and tries to murder Luke, Han and Leia>Ben defends them and fights Rey in a drawn out, climactic battle that ends with Rey losing a limb or two>Just as they leave, Rey uses the last of her strength to kill Leia, just as she boards the Falcon>Ben resolves to train Lukes child(ren)>Snoke is revealed to be an ancient Sith god, far older than the rule of two and Darth Bane, who's been puppeteering the sith lords this whole time or something like that.Episode IXI haven't thought about how the plot would go in the final chapter, but I have decided that there needs to be a scene where an Eopie farts on Rey, just like that once scene in TPM, where it farts on Jar Jar, and she has the same reaction.
Anyway, I'm about to fall asleep, so good night, see you in the morning
>>214522190>largely follows the same plot as TFAno thanks
>>214522910I'd be open to changing the story more, deviating from the ANH mold
>>214522190If you're going to do an alternate universe, do one where Anakin tells Qui Gon to go fuck himself and becomes a professional pod racer instead and the OT never happens.
>opening scroll is a graphic multi-paragraph description of what a wookie cock stretching out Rey's tight pussy looks like
>>214523061Anakin should have been older when Qui Gon found him, maybe 15 years old. He should have a teenaged actor playing him. Being a teenager, he would have a troubled background, dabbling in petty theft and illegal pod racing. Get rid of the slave backstory and the immaculate conception. Just make him an orphan working with Watto to steal and fix speeder parts. Just having this background fixes the reasons of his eventual fall to the Dark Side.
