>no other doctor show has come close to this
>>214523004Jewish sex/power fantasy.
>doctors are assholesinspiring stuff
>changes cast>ruins show
>>214523004It's not a doctor show. Its a show about doctors. Its so fake but its great melodrama.
doctorslop has become unimaginably dogshit over the last decade
>>214523141If they gave him laser eyes , it would be peak .Just say "Autism gives you superpowers" .
>>214523047Season 4 and 5 were the best though
>>214523004Reddit: the show
>>214523004Implant Masters' personality into Cameron's body, and I've found my wife.
>GODS NOT REAL CUDDY *BUUUUUUUUURP*
>>214523004zatoichi house when
>>214523673She was pretty (though prettier blonde in season 5 if you ask me), but you could always tell she was going to age like shit. I watched Once Upon A Time and now I can't unsee her jowls and shit
>>214523004>the episode where he turns himself into a pickle to sneak into the pharmacy and steal all the vicodinFunniest shit I've ever seen.
>>214523004Ehh, Scrubs is better
>>214524364
>>214523580For some reason I hated S4's reality show competition arc the first time I watched but it's absolute kino, no idea what I was thinking
>>214523141this show was so fucking unbearably cringe
>>214524318same
>>214523004House was an end of an era for television. People had developed taste for real quality things (aka thanks X-files, and the like) and there was more than just 6 shows to talk about, huge budgets could get put out for a show but stuff was still cutthroat so people cared and the industry still had the work ethic to crank out huge seasons of quality. Of it's time, House M.D. wasn't the only banger of a show on television but it was probably THE most banger show.It's also procedural investigation conflicted genius medical drama with a quality british actor lead. The card had all the hole-punches for a successful cash in. There's no shame in looking back and realizing the show was good.
>>214526238The golden age was from Star Trek TNG season 3 (just before 1990) through to about 2013 when Netflix released House of Cards and established itself. Approx 23 years or about a generation.
>>214523004Because it really wasn’t a doctor show. It was Sherlock Holmes as a doctor show
>>214526301yep
>>214526238>quality things>x-fileshugh laurie single-handedly made house what it was.
I haven't watched it since forever but I think I definitely preferred Scrubs over house
>>214526361>I like teen coming-of-age comedy with 20-minute episodes more than psychological investigative drama with 45-minute episodesWhy even compare them?
>>214526344He was great, but the show was scientifically engineered to hit during the later Bush-era. Any decent actor would have worked.
>>214526344you're a complete idiot if you think the x-files wasn't a huge fucking deal and wasn't formative in golden era television
>>214526361Scrubs is dogshit tier >haha le funny whacky shenanigans comedy>someone died? >we sad drama nowgtfo
>>214526319It really wasn't that. It was high school drama disguised as a serious doctor show.Is he mean to her because he actually likes her?She really likes him, but a relationship could never work! Can it?Greg talks to his best friend james about his feelings.Amber is such a bitch! But Wilson likes her, what do I do?
>>214523004>ER>Chicago Hopeboth were better
>>214526420based post
>>214526420>It was high school drama disguised as a serious doctor showWhat made it compelling was that the characters were adults who acted like children, meaning that there were consequences. The older I get, the more I see that most tragedies are a result of precisely this. House can't cope with losing Cuddy so he drives a car into her house. Wilson doesn't like that Cuddy hurt House so he buys her dream house. House is a drug addict because his bitch girlfriend went behind his back because she thought she knew what was best for him. Childish feelings leading to real adult consequences, just like real life.
>>214526429those are medical dramas, house is a police procedural
>>214526463so true becky lol
>>214526372>>214526417Funny down to earth characters vs smarmy asshole constantly acting like Ramsay Gordon or something
>>214526238>Writers' strike>Harvey Weinstein>LasseterWriting sucks, bitches are ugly, and even the 3D CGI is awful.How will Hollywood ever recover?Right now I'm watching 24 for the first time ever. Just finished season 1. I always thought it was boomerslop, but's been better than expected.
>>21452651824 WILL make you wonder if boomers were based all along.
>>214526397at the absolute best was a low bar to rise above
>>214526524>>214526539S01 was pre 9/11
>>214526524Going back to watch shit my parents liked like 24 and NCIS and even Desperate Housewives has been the second best escape from the Netflix era, after anime, but with anime you really have to know what you're looking for and it doesn't last very long. A season of anime is just over 3 hours long, while a season of NCIS is like 15-20 hours.
>>214526381>Any decent actor would have worked.except for all the shows centered around "any decent actor" that utterly fucking failed, right? remember, house was after ER, after ALL OF THE law and orders, after oz, after the sopranos, after the shield.
>>214526518House says he became a smarmy asshole doctor because some Japanese janitor was the best doctor in the hospital, but he was a janitor because he was from a shitty lineage. However whenever the other doctors couldn't figure something out they came to him and respected him because he was always right.>>214526554I'm thinking about watching Desperate Housewives. I've been seeing a clip of the chubby hispanic daughter not knowing she was mexican and the parents telling her they eat mexican food often. Then she says we eat chinese food too, does that make us chinese.
>>214523004i like ER more (everything after greenes death sucks though)
>>214526624Look kiddo, any warm body with a crumb of charisma could have ridden le scruffy tortured professional atheist trope to the top circa 2005.
>>214526719except for all the attempts to do that that utterly fucking failed, right? those don't count, right??
>>214526815what failures are you talking about
>>214526899its okay if you don't remember any of them. they weren't memorable
>>214523036>black skincould be lupusget him on 40cc of niggapentin
>>214526551>Day 1>First released : November 6, 2001>Last released : May 21, 2002https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/24_(TV_series)
>>214523004for men. women like to gush over Grey's anatomy.
>>214526524Seasons one and two are great but also dragged down by the horrendous sideplots with Kim and the wife whose name I can't remember.>>214526554NCIS only has two good seasons, though they are 20-24 episodes each.
>>214526495It's foreign to you, but humans are meant to be social.
>>214526653>house originI understood it always as: I became brilliant and I need to be the best because only then will people deal with me despite being an asshole. just as the japanese turned to the untouchable doctor because they needed him.and his asshole self was partly because he hated his disciplinarian (possibly abusive) father so much>>214527116NCIS was cozy as fuck for 10 or so seasons. LA is pretty cozy too.
>>214527116I watched seasons 1 through 10 and though I preferred the Ziva seasons, I had no issues with any of them.
>>214523033why would they need that when that is their reality according to /pol/?
>>214527068They probably didn't make it in the month after 9/11 retard
>>214527992nigga they probably coudlve. its not like there was much production value in 24
>>214523673Why House did not marry her?
>>214523710fuck you
>>214528514because he didn't want to be fixed
I was devastated when I found out diagnostician isn't a real specialty. These guys were doing at 3 specialties including surgeries. They would all have Grey hair unless they all were prodigies.
>>214528622yeah its always horrifying to learn that people can't learn shit. that the capacity for human knowledge is pretty much nothing.
>>214528843I dream of going to medical school and am slowly dipping my toes back into school. Dr Mike and other youtubers have plenty of videos on nontraditional students coming into residency in their middle age. Gives me hope.
>>214528622oh yeah- I'm surprised you didn't understand that everybody on the team were all extremely implausible supermen from the outset. Even if they were exceptionally gifted they'd all have gray hair. It was completely absurd, and clearly done just for the sake of making a television show. The show lampoons it itself a couple times. The only character with a hint of plausibility to it was House himself, a son of a wealthy doctor who spent his youth locked in with medical books while being a natural born savant AND has the age of experience. Then of course in the real world he'd be fired, sued, jailed, and unhireable anyway.But we don't let real world practicalities get in the way of a fun TV show.
>>214523004I just realized House is American Sherlock HolmesHolmes sounds like Homes which is another word for House
>>214529084>son of a wealthy doctorHouse's father* was a Marine. iirc he was an officer despite being played by the world's most famous drill seargent.
>>214529196So Wilson/Watson and the first patient being called Adler were too subtle? and living in 221a?
>>214529267221b of course
>>214529084They all had reasons to be extremely proficient at doctoring, although to be fair Cameron's was the weakestChase probably the strongest with his alcoholic mom just locking him in fathers study
>>214529084Surprisingly hot girls and the actual care that the doctors gave about their patients was also a very fictional element.
House is a more solid show but scrubs mogs it in both dramatic and comedic moments
>>214523004CBS literally made a ripoff
>>214529749hahaha it's so low, god, the sheer lack of shame and greed it takes
>>214526554NCIS is boomercore and fantastic. It's faded a bit since, but is still watchable even if the peak years of 1-9 are gone.Ziva gave me many fetishes as a youth. I think she and Tony banged in Paris too.>>214527116Which two? Unless you mean the first two because you like Kate.
>>214528514She liked him because she thought she could fix him. She didn't like him for him, she wanted to change him and was attracted to him because of something he sees as not him. Namely the pain.
>>214529084I'm pretty sure they mention that House is incredibly well-respected but also that he is completely unhireable, he works where he does because Cuddy was guilty over what she did to him and because his salary is way lower than it should be. She says herself she got a top of the world class doctor for pretty much a starting doctor's salary. It was an absolute fucking steal, enough that she can set aside $50k a year for legal expenses resulting from House and not even blink.House's department is still a $3 million dollar black hole because he doesn't bring in as much money as he spends on cases, but for sheer reputation he's a no-brainer, it's a teaching hospital and they can advertise that they cure the most difficult cases imaginable when nobody else can - what he costs in dollars he brings in reputation.
>>214530017Ziva is fine, but I got sucked into the Abby meme. And later Maria Bello and AJ Sopranos girlfriend.NCIS LA had that cute nerd shorty and Daniela Ruah beats everyone else for me.
>>214530097they are a teaching hospital so basically all their money comes from donations. no one brings in money with their procedures, iirc.
>>214530138>>214530017NCIS has Katrina Law now. A bit older than Spartacus days but still absolute hotness.
>>214529215Anon I don't know if you know this but it's possible to serve in the military AND become wealthy later on
>>214530156Sure, but House could easily command a good seven figure salary with perks if he wasn't a misanthropic asshole addict.
>>214529538Sarah chalke and the other guest hotties bring it over the top.
>>214530182It is not the wealthy part that threw me off, it is the doctor part you pulled out of your ass.
>>214530333I'm not the anon who said he was a doctor
>>214530367that makes it worse
It's melodrama for a TV show. No establishment would let the characters get away with half the shit they do in real life. You gotta suspend your disbelief a little instead of going "uhhh how do they make the ends meet with legal fees"
>>214530097It's mentioned in one episode that House has around 300k a year. A head of department should be pulling in closer to 500k a year, and a doctor with House's skills would normally be into the millions.
>>214530211House also demonstrated that if he wanted money, he is not above manipulating his patients to get it, so his salary really isn't much of a concern for him
>>214523004>but science drug bad>it's actually acute aphid poisoning>Anon has a been a host for Aphids for decades>he is more Aphid than man>the only cure>MRNA vaccines and adhd medication>b-but House>shut up stupid>*pumps so much gene therapy patient turns into goldfish*>house crashes bikekino
>>214523004he's like Rick from rick and morty
>>214526301>through to about 20132014 was gamergate.it's when all the journos and people in positions of power decided identity politics was cool and fuck you for being a white straight male.
>>214523004nigga wearing astronaut shoes lmao
>>214530885Most doctors on their feet all day will wear shoes that are comfortable and easy to walk in.
Dr Chud btfo
>>214530643The "hyper-competent sharp-tongued misanthrope who is always right" archetype is kino but ONLY works when the character is a charismatic middle-aged white man. Writers are now trying to copy-paste this personality onto black teenage girls expecting the same popularity.
>>214531091reminds me of the episode where he is supposed to hire someone and interviews a sharp-tongued, top qualified, gorgeous woman but rejects her because she is wearing heels and he concludes that wearing uncomfortable shoes to a job interview is a sign of low self esteem. can't find it right now.
>>214531337He was just making up bullshit to not have to replace Cameron thoughbeit
>>214526719>>214526624RDJ was the alternative. He would have been serviceable, but House is always making jokes under various layers of irony/self awareness and an American would struggle with that, nor could he deliver the pathos of House's most depressive moments. Hugh carries the show.
>>214531245I would approve of more boss bitch shows.Unfortunately boomers hate women in charge and zoomers need women in charge to be ugly.
>>214531337I'm going to guess season 1 episode 8>>214531503yes. also it was the first sign that the writers were going to use the job application stuff as a repeat stick to lever out their messages. It's quite interesting what exactly was on their minds while the wrote House M.D..
>>214529513That's a better critique than that other anon. They were all 3 extremely high achieving individuals and their jobs were their entire lives, often staying in the hospital for a full week.
>>214531770nothing about House's team was realistic
>>214523004>legs??Was he a midget?
>>214523004Indeed
>>214531632it was S1 E19
>>214531930the best time he fucks up a job application is when he convinces CIA doctor he has a position for herthen she turns out to be a complete fucking idiot and he has to backpedal while she gets increasingly upset because she thought she already was going to have a position on his team
>>214523004>House is in his 40s>Cuddy is like 38-42>Wilson is early-mid 30s>Chase and Cameron are 25>Foreman is 28I remember when it was on television thinking everyone was so old, like Wilson, House and Cuddy over 50 and the others being at least 35.It really is over after you hit 25
>>214532141wait wasn't Wilson studying at the same time as House?
>House will literally do medicine backwards and punch people to prove his 1 in a million diagnosisQuality show, guys.
>>214523004>Season 1-3>muhh pain muh addiction to pills>Season 4>OK nevermind that plot I can stay addicted without more complications because the show moved on nowOk...lol
>>214532179according to the wiki, Wilson and Cuddy are around the same age (38) in season 1 and House is 45. She had a crush on him in college but he was older. that seems like a big gap though. Wilson met House at a conference, I don't recall if they mention their respective ages ever
>>214530643Imagine knowing enough about Reddit and Memey to say this with confidence
>>214532273this man didn't watch season 5 FR
>>214532318Why did they seem like they were over 50?Are people's perceptions of aging completely skewed?
>>214532309he gets complications alright
I forget, was he addicted to painkillers or alcohol?
>>214532381Yeah I did.He went 5 seasons being a bad doctor until that happened. You can't just make shit up, throw shit at the wall and hope that it sticks.Dr House is a bad Dr.I said it.
>>214532413>Are people's perceptions of aging completely skewed?yes>>214532477painkillers. the alcoho was just for fun
>>214532413Celebrities look younger nowadays.>>214532141The most unbelievable part about House was the pairing of Cuddy and House to be DESU. >Yeah I DEFINITELY want your 40 year old ass on my face instead of Cameron's
>>214532485That's how it starts
>>214532504>Celebrities look younger nowadaysShocked to find out Tom Holland is over 30, what the fuck happened there? Was he given puberty blockers?
>>214532413>>214532318in reality, Laurie is 7 years older than Edelstein, so that checks out, but 10 years older than Leonard. (that means Edelstein is 3 years older than Leonard. did the math for you, just in case).So when S1 was filmed Laurie was 45, Edelstein 38 and Leonard 35, close to the ages in the wiki. I think it is a bit unfair on Leonard, Wilson just dresses very "old"
>>214532595>Wilson just dresses very "old"Better than 40 year olds dressing like zoomers at least
>>214532413They just have jobs you'd associate with older people. The boss of a hospital being below age 40 would be completely unheard of in the real world I'd imagine, likewise for head of a department and so on.
>>214532830Well it's not just that, but realizing now most people in their 40s look like House, I thought people look younger longer but the reality is that's not the case.
>>214532830they made it a point that she is the youngest dean of medicine in the history of ever or something. but yeah, that does not seem realistic (to a layman like me)
>>214532477He is addicted to numbing himselfWhen he was off vicodin he used alcohol instead
>>214532504>The most unbelievable part about House was the pairing of Cuddy and House to be DESU.They caved in to the shipper fangirls and that's a mistake that should never happen ever. At least it was fun seeing the shippers going from super happy to crushingly depressed once the House/Cuddy story ended the way it did lol
>>214523141House was just a uniquely good show in an ocean of shit, mainly because of Hugh Laurie.
>>214523797her jowls are a fraction of a fraction of what lynda carter had even in her "prime" and people here still pretend she is hot
>>214534888I was depressed when things didn't work out between him and his fake wife.
>>214526417how bout i fuckin rape you, tough guy?
>>214537089>Anon rapes a tough guy>wow what a funny and wacky shenanigan>tough guy later dies due to complications from the rape>we sad drama now
>>214537125...i never thought of it like that)':*beautiful world by collin hay starts playing*
So what happens to House after Wilson dies. Does he go to Africa to vaccine nigglets? Does he join a russian PMC? Does he make a false identity and moves to the middle of no fucking where as the town doctor?
>>214537255New season. House is found with amnesia, but retained all his medical knowledge. Foreman and Chase keep fucking with to see if he's faking. He gets put on parole again to help save patients. He saves some bigwig politician and gets a pardon. Season finale he reveals that he was faking.
>>214523004Good, because it was only good for the first three seasons and still somewhat watchable for the 4th.Out of eight fucking seasons.
>>214523004yep
>>214537255Stalks and murders all his former fellows one by one and then moves on to Cuddy and finally has one last showdown with Tritter
>>214531110>Diphtheria >vaccinelol wut? What kind of retarded women write this show? You can’t inoculate against a bacterial infection.
>>214523036>>214527022You are a black man. I am very smart.
ER Intro > House Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I2vWLV8FwU
>>214523065iirc Real doctors say the show that gets the medical portion the most accurate was Scrubs
>>214537699House, M.D. was graced enough to have Massive Attack as the opening theme. E.R. wasn't.
