I'm Mister Hood Christmas, I'm Mister BlackI'm Mister Ghetto Blaster, I'm Mister Smoke Some CrackFriends call me Hood Miser, whatever I touchGets pimped out in my clutchI'm too much(He's Mister Hood Christmas, he's Mister Black)That's right!(He's Mister Ghetto Blaster, he's Mister Smoke Some Crack)Friends call me Hood Miser, whatever I touchGets pimped out in my clutch(He's too much)I never want to see a ho whose booty isn't fatI'd rather have her twerking even if her tits are flat(He's Mister Hood Christmas, he's Mister Black)That's right!(He's Mister Ghetto Blaster, he's Mister Smoke Some Crack)Friends call me Hood Miser, whatever I touchGets pimped out in my clutchI'm too much
I'm Mister Suburban Christmas, I'm Mister WhiteI'm Mister HOA, I'm Mister Beat My WifeFriends call me Suburb Miser, whatever I touchGentrifies in my clutchI'm too much(He's Mister Suburban Christmas, he's Mister White)That's right!(He's Mister HOA, he's Mister Beat His Wife)Friends call me Suburb Miser, whatever I touchGentrifies in my clutch(He's too much)I never want to see a black guy walking down my streetIf he goes near my daughter he'll learn why I'm packing heat(He's Mister Suburban Christmas, he's Mister White)That's right!(He's Mister HOA, he's Mister Beat His Wife)Friends call me Suburb Miser, whatever I touchGentrifies in my clutchI'm too much
maybe some other weird jew nerd will see this thread and like it, OP, it's only been 20 minutes, there's still hope
