Cast me
I am going to assume you are like this character from I, Tonya.
Faith is a privilege. You dont control what you can believe. Religious people live better lives because they can entertain wonderful delusions. I hate them because I want to be them.
ICH WILL KEIN KÄFER SEIIIIIIN
He's got that window with sunlight coming in. He's getting vitamin D. He's doing a lot better than I am.
>>214527283Simu Liu
>>214527301qrd? havent seen it, but by the looks of him, yeah, probably
>>214528024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyJRgth88rg
>>214527283Bill Murray
>>214527283kafka is jewish
>>214528733astute observation, zoomie
>>214527283Scarabaeus viettei. You can put it in a cute little doll house and film it there and do voice overs through the door and stuff. Dunno about the living room scene, maybe CGI?
>>214527283can someone give me a qrd on this book? im not a fag so i shant be reading
>>214530235Its a short story not a book. Its a metaphor for a shut in, misanthrope like Kafka. The family's son turns into a giant bug, his family tries to deny it, tries to help him as he becomes more and more of a burden until eventually they stop caring, he dies and everyone is sad but also relieved.
>>214530293>Its a short story not a bookdid the nigga publish it on tumblr, dumfuck???
>>214530293>shut in, misanthrope like Kafka. The family's son turns into a giant bug, his family tries to deny it, tries to help him as he becomes more and more of a burden until eventually they stop caring, he dies and everyone is sad but also relieved.holy shit LITERALLY me
>>214530387Kafka? I don't think he published anything before he killed himself.
>>214529257>brownwashing again
>>214527283reddit slop
>>214527283>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A COCKROACH MORTY!
>>214527283
>>214527283dare i say, kafkaesque... ?
>>214532348hes so dreamy
>>214527283No bug touching ma'am.
>>214528733Does that mean all his written characters are inherently jew-coded?
>>214527283Not familiar with turkish actors
>>214528733>Als Gregor Samsa eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand ersich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheueren Ungeziefer verwandelt.>UngezieferYeah, no shit, he wrote an allegory for being a dirty jew you dipshit
>>214528733he was based tho
>>214528733Yeah and half of Metamorphosis is about how Jewish Gregor's family acts and how he's by far the best person out of all of them.
>>214534709so a self hating jew is your cope dipshit
>>214527283Literally me.
>>214527283A cripple.
>>214530387the physical medium you read that you call "books" are actually volumes, that often consist of multiple books. I assume you have not read the bible before.
>>214530387Kafka didn't publish anything.He literally wanted his friend to destroy all his writings after his death, instead that friend betrayed him and published it.
>>214530419he didnt kill himself and yes, he was published
>This thread.
>>214535169based friend, love metamorphosis.
>>214527283>Oh fuck I really have to get to work!Is that really your biggest problem here, roachman? This is really kafke-esque.
>>214535202Was pretty shit of him to publish that extremely personal letter to his father too.
>>214535067What am I coping about?
>>214527389my window is blocked with black garbage bags and the sun still shines through
>>214535483Based verminmaxxer.
>>214530293>sad but also relievedI didn't get the impression that they were sad. even his sister, which was the only one sympathetic to his plight at the start, started suggesting killing him near the end . If anything, they were happy about it.
>>214530293>sadNo one's sad. They're straight up glad he's no longer alive. It's a happy ending for everyone but him.
>>214527283Back in the day, NEETs became writers, nowadays they get consumed by social media brainrot and video games.
>>214530235It's 80 pages long zoomie, put down the phone.
>Kafka spent his weekends fucking whores Is that the secret to being kafkaesque?
Naked Linus Roach.
>>214536227you want to believe they weren't sad because you know deep down when you finally die it'll be a relief to people in your life on some level.
>>214536447It literally says so in the book. Maybe go read it.
David Lynch once planned to make a film adaptation of it
>>214536447I recall them on the train pondering how great there future prospect look now that he's dead.
>>214536473>believing what the book saysYou'll never be a good literary analyst if you do that
>>214535067is this lil zoomer literally retarded?
>>214535483You're meant to use black poster boards you ding dong. Or settle for gym foam mats, it'll muffle sounds too. Just make sure you put reflective tape on the outer side so it doesn't absorb too much heat. It'll also blind your neighbors which is a plus.
>>214527283Far Side-esque
>>214536447nice projection.
>>214527389my window is right at the single entrance of an apartment complex for like 1000 people, it's a cursed fuckin life.
He wasn't literally turned to a bug, it was a metaphor.
>>214540952He was literally a big in the story yes, it was still a metaphor though. Can you tell me how you'd feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
>>214527283brendan frasier or bruce campbell
>>214540952doesn't he die with an apple lodged in his back after being forced to eat garbage like an insect? I think at that point it stopped being a metaphor
>>214540952He WAS literally turned into a bug. Things can be both tangible in the story itself and symbolic, you know.
>>214540952Everything is a metaphor you think eh? He was a trucking bug. Deal with it.
>>214540952had to be done
>>214540952huh?!?
>>214540952the absolute state of /tv/ posters
>>214528733What are you talking about, he's clearly Japanese.
>>214541292As a kid I was terrified of cockroaches, yet somehow this is the only Animorph book I've read. I did binge a 90 part youtube playlist about the series though shit gets crazy disabled kids and trapping people in rat hell
>>214541510what a little bitch you were
>>214527283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVigLivin' like a bug ain't eeeeaaaaasssyyyy
>>214527283Someone post the 'jak version
>>214542035I was, then I trained myself out of the fear due to living in a shitty apartment that summoned them every time it rained.
>>214530293It's a metaphor for the alienated man of industrial society whose value as a human being is entirely derived from his wage. His transformation symbolically represents a general inability to work which, regardless of the literal reason (disability, poor economy, etc), is always effectively dehumanizing. The revelation is that the human, which was once an essential component of us bound up with our very soul, is now an external descriptor that can be taken away for failing to participate in the exploitative modern slave economy.
