Seems like Sam's matured and moved on from the Harland shit. Good to see. He's better when he's actually serious and not doing his post irony schtick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czBvLB-DwY
Guy is delusional like every other american eceleb. You guys are all dumb as fuck
>>214527517>Seems like Sam's maturedhe's over 40. he's supposed to be mature
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>214527517is this fucking disgusting fuck sucking on a jolly rancher while talking? stop smacking your mouth you annoying fucking idiot
>>214527562You stupid faggot, there were countless Sharktank threads up all summer and now it's a problem? There are weekly RLM threads too
>>214527517>we’re at le warWhen are you morons going to understand that nothing will ever change
>>214527517this is you. But Charlie Kirk was an anti-nazi and I'm pro-nazi. Charlie was anti-me
>>214527565He started crying like 2 minutes in, retardAnd his vids are usually done in one take
Look at him cry cause some young edgy leftists make fun of charlie kirk. What a fucking pussy jesus christ .
>>214527517In all seriousness why can't Sam do more shit like this instead of his "look I'm pretending to be retarded" gimmick? He actually sounds intelligent in these
>>214527582he's literally swallowing and smacking his mouth 1 minute in retard
>>214527596He's holding back trying to cry you autistic faggot, cause he feels thing, like an innocent guy getting MURDERED FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK
>>214527578if they celebrated that big gummed melvin's death, just imagine how much they'd hate you. they'd want your spirit raped for all eternity.
Oh no the man who made his entire career on being edgy and shitting on dead political opponents had a little bit of his own medicine, go home to your gorilla nest
>>214527613he talks like that in fishtank too you stupid pussy, you gonna start crying too? his tobacco mouth is disgusting and he always smacks it before speaking, nuff said.
>>214527517this is trans territory chud you can't post him here
>silly edgy teens making dumb tiktoks>potatoe face pops up> this. is . you . hahahahah nice one sam. Good one.
this “show” fucking sucks. stick to fishtank sam.
>>214527595you "sam is never serious" guys might be the most retarded gorilla niggers i have ever seen
>>214527517Is he afraid he'll get shot next?
Sam literally said this firsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEq7Uf2DjWI
>>214527619leftoids want to kill nazis? Is this some sudden revelation? I'm not gonna start shilling for a pathetic traitor collaborator like Charlie Kirk. Why should anyone care? All the conservatards are telling their followers to vote harder, i.e. vote for more anti-white Republicans next election. It's not like they're going to abandon their gay, compromised positions. Fuck both sides
>Luke still saying maybe 3 sentences per episodewhy is he there man. I like the guy but he has no input in something unless its an insanely long diatribe of fucking nothing. his story on the dunkin donuts box took a fucking millennium
>Boo hoo edgy tasteless jokes are only okay when I can profit from itI hate grifters so fucking much
>>214527717There's a difference between being a professional comedian and being a cold blooded killer libtard
>>214527756No because the shit he's crying about is people making fun of this dead guy, something Hyde has spent his entire career doing
>>214527586You can't shame people who don't see you as part of their group.
>Promoting Spicolas Fagtes who sold all his supporters to the Biden administration during Jan 6 to rot in solitary confinement after he got off Scot freeIs Hyde controlled op now, or is he just dumb?
>>214527517give me a fucking break
Based, I was waiting for /ourguy/ to throw his hat in the ring and start griftmaxing like every other faggot online right now
>>214527569he didn’t say they weren’t a problem. The faggy shilling for this virgin shit is fucking embarrassing, and this is 4chan. Being that pathetic here is ten times worse than normal.
Knowing Sam enjoys fucking children and feminine men makes literally everything he says cringey as fuck and I can't take it seriously. Bro really got fucked up by a whimsical old comedian and now he's calling for race wars while crying about Charlie Kirk. What a time to be alive.
Didn’t EP have a bumper making fun of 9/11, USS Liberty, and Columbine as if Sam and the cast committed these acts? This was literally just 2 fucking months ago. These faggots have zero integrity.
>>214527582He's obviously fake crying He literally celebrated Nancy pelosi husband getting attacked He's a hypocrite piece of shit grifter
>>214527924>gay lover quarrel where nobody is hurtvs>political assassination filmed in HD with a fire hydrant of blood gushing out his neckyou are a subhuman you know that right?
Fucking nerd is going to ruin everything again with his grifting! Firs the gorilla nest and now this!!!
>>214527517>I'm afraid for Hassan. what a goofball. The right will start screaming 'FED!' if you march against immigration. Just the act of marching while holding signs is enough to get a significant contingent on the right to denounce you. The idea that they're capable of organizing any kind of legitimate, organized resistance to something like antifa is pure fantasy. Rightoids are too busy policing their own side to work towards any meaningful political goal
lol, all these day of the rope right wing edgelords are the definition of "can dish it but can’t take it".
>>214527787Feel free to provide evidence, cuck.
>>214527924That guy was based. Luigi was based. Furry tranny was not. Charlie Kirk just gives talks and all this did was give the right a martyr.
>>214527997stop running defense for a guy you clearly aren't familiar with
Nice grift Samuel but it doesn't work when you would be dancing and laughing if this was some leftist streamer.
>>214527913That’s correct>>214527817That’s correct, he sold out and is no longer grass roots>>214527963Sam will in all likely hood be stabbed to death or have his head blown offEvery right leaning influencer who has spoken out politically saw themselves in Charlie, even those on the leftWelcome to demon world
>>214527517>>214527555>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!">"Heh, make a Gorilla nest.">Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"After the Harland meltdown it's literally impossible for me to take anything this guy says seriously. KWAB
>>214527582Crocodile tears, he's done it before. They come naturally to sociopaths/psychopaths.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES3swYjaxWI
>>214527517Kids get shot in schools and not a peep from this faggot, but le heckin grifter zionist chungus gets killed and the gloves come off.
>>214527937>it only matters when it happens to someone on my side!
>>214528122It’s worse than thatsomeone claimed to be him in a manifesto and then shot up a super market killing a bunch of black peopleHe said nothingNot even a simple, “yeah - fuck that guy” on X
The performative christian grift is getting really annoying.
>>214528149There is a reason Sam hides in his ivory tower and acts tough on twitter/youtube but he will never engage leftists directly. Not even like Charlie Kirk did, he wont do it online. Because that would expose him and his views as inconsistent and shallow (and as a brainrotted midwit). See how he handled that MMA retard that lectured him.
>>214528096We were all hungover okay I was just trying not to puke, totally not having an existential crisis.
>>214527517>obvious Mossad Hitjob>Sam plays it off like leftists are killing conservatives in the streets and it's time for his fans to buy guns and take to the streetsHe's been bought and paid for.
>>214527924He also made fun of that woman who died in Charlottesville immediately after it happened.
>>214527517Somebody should kill him next
>>214527562Only if you agree with K-Slop threads falling under that category
>>214528224>obvious Mossad Hitjobyeah. the israelis killed a fanatical zionist who was the only prominent figure in the US capable of making israel even somewhat appealing to people under 30 - which they're desperately losing.
Sam Hyde is both a nihilist and an egoist hedonist. He literally believes in nothing other than his own self-promotion and gratification. All these ideas are just abstractions, tools for him to self-promote.
Is it Christian to invite a high schooler over to your airbnb where you ask her to invite her other high schooler friends to come over to fuck all the wigger crew and give them drugs and alcohol?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7aj4Tp2lIZg
>>214527565Doing his best Heath Ledger Joker impressionAnd don’t forget about how defined the sound quality is, shit is annoying
>>214527517Why is he smacking and licking his lips like Heath Ledger's Joker
>>214528287Seems like a good way to radicalize and divide
>>214528327Yes, they're trashy people who only wish to exploit others. Just human parasites really.
>>214527613He died of a fentanyl overdose
What's the similarity between Jeffrey Epstein and Sam Hyde?[s]they both have a Jet that brings them young women to molest[/s]
>>214528287…because he started to criticize them.
>>214528354radicalize and divide what?
>>214528111/thread
>>214528384two more weeks and Charlie was gonna totally do a 180. all these rightoids saying that Kirk was secretly anti-israel are spitting on his grave. This guy, in true conservative fashion, would disavow them
Is it Christian to do “lowkey predatory” stuff?
>>214527924>He literally celebrated Nancy pelosi husband getting attackedThat was a gay male prostitute he hired and he was fine after, so it was funny.
>>214527882i knew it was coming from his *reaction* on PGL when the news broke, or lackthereof rather.
>>214528070>Sam will in all likely hood be stabbed to death or have his head blown offI don't think Sam is political enough for that to happen, too many people dismiss him as a retarded comedian. He goes out of his way not to piss off trannies even. He's never gotten South Park-level attention, hell he even hasn't been featured on Drudge Report in any context, and people like Nick Fuentes have.If something like that would happen to Sam it would come from a jilted business partner probably, Sam is well know for fucking with and not paying people he collaborates with. The people he had make a Fishtank videogame went bankrupt, 100k in the hole because he didn't promote it supposedly. Or maybe an insane Fishtank simp would go after Sam.This notion that a bunch of leftists/trannies have it out for Sam is complete PR scripted fakery spread on social media to promote his image.
>>214528435>>214528327>OH NO CONSENTING ADULTS ARE HANGING OUT WITH EACHOTHER AND MAYBE HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!Just stop you libtard faggot. I love when you retards turn into Christian Mom's even tho you fucking hate God and shit
>>214528509His 18 year old girlfriend is Ellie who is in high school and he asked her to get more high school girls to come to their airbnbHigh school is underaged especially for alcohol
>>214528487That shitty fishtank game took 100k to make?
>>214528554Oh no wait til you find out 16 year olds go drinking and shit all the time, especially during summer parties.
>>214527517It's a real shame this faggot is too irrelevant to ever be sniped in 4k like that. He's probably going to die after suffocating with his head inside a tranny's rectum. By the way he literally recieves money from gay faggot Poop-Eater Thiel to do this
>>214528582So facilitating that with a bunch of 30 year old guys to fuck them is cool with you? Are you a pedo too?
>>214528582if you had a 16 year old daughter and found out she was hanging out with a guy in his late 30s and giving her alcohol, how would you react?
>>214528629He has to
>>214528629>>214528611Girls are fucking retards and CHOOSE to do this shit stop acting like they are 3 years old and can't fucking think. I've been 27 hanging out with an 18 year old from work before and her friends were all Juniors and shit and all she would always do is somehow get a hold of weed and alchol, go drive to an empty parking lot and get high and drunk every fucking day. Yet the moment I wanted to join her it was seen as "weird" and shitThey can all go fuck themselves and to answer your question if my daughter was doing that I'd probably laugh but also realize she is a fucking idiot and she is doing it to herself
I think mde has died
>>214528663>if my daughter was doing that I'd probably laugh but also realize she is a fucking idiot and she is doing it to herselfyeah sure you would bro, I'm sure you'd be okay with it
>>214528611>>214528629You realize it's common for girls to be into older dudes right? Especially at that age
>>214528663So you are a pedo
>>214527517Saw Sam Hyde in a dream yesterday. Strange.
>>214528224Yeah man they're doing 6 dimensional chess to get rid of a guy who said one bad thing about israel. You absolute fucking buffoon dumb fuck .
Hi I’m 27 years old and I’m here to fuck your 16 year old daughter and get drunk and do drugs with her
>>214528682>>214528629I wouldn't be ok with it, but at same time wtf is the difference if she's 18 with a 30 year old and then later she is 25 with a 38 year old?
>this is you>this is your sisterTurned it off here opens with goebells propaganda unless there's a punchline that follows idc to see what a faggot he's become
>>214528708To save America, right?
>>214527586You and your ilk are showing your lack of a soul and your ugliness. Very telling.
>>214528572whatever deal Sam made with them he probably didnt put in much himself, wouldnt be surprised if the devs were starry-eyed fans
>>214528691>18 is pedo
>>214528728Man browsing on 4chan must be a rough time for you. I suggest you take a break and go for a walk.
>>214528773You said juniors
>>214528778Yes I will delete my account later today.
>>214528801The girl I was seeing was 18 but her friend group were mainly juniors.
>>214528826Right and you wanted to join them getting drunk and high as a 27 year old
>>214528849Cause I wanted to be with her, but again she is retarded desu. I'm the weird one yet year later she is in college at 19 still hanging out with high schoolers yet I'm weird for that shit
>>214528663So you got no self-awareness huh?
>>214528869She’s retarded and you can’t see that it’s correlated with her age?
>>214528285If they did it still wouldn't make men in dresses (you) women
>>214528702you really can not afford rent any other way than shilling threads?
>>214528881She would always invite me out when we first met for like 4 months then out of nowhere she turned into that thinking it was weird I wanted to get high with her, yet when we first met she would always want to smoke with me. >>214528885I mean common sense is a thing, she could tell me straight up she didn't want me around her anymore instead of being a cunt and going behind my back talking shit about me to her friends
>>214528961Are you a troll or just stupid?
>>214528869Yeah you are def retarded too and weird for not having the self awareness.
>>214528961Women are physically weak and are unable to be direct unlike men, hence the shit talking. There is always the underlying threat of the man sperging out and becoming violent when rejected because of a bruised ego.
>>214528869Might not make you a pedo but hanging out with 18 year olds when they're under the influence so you can fuck is weird
>>214528972I'm not trolling, I don't understand why she gets to be a retard with no consequence yet I'm the weirdo cause you approached me first and always wanted to hang out first and talk nonstop til one day you just decide it's "weird"
>>214528931What??
>>214528961I feel like my point was missed. Ok put yourself in that situation. You are 16-17 and having fun, getting high, not a care in the world. A friend brings her grown adult man to get high and hang out. He is probably closer to your professors' age than yours. You and your peers would think he's cool? Normal?
>>214528708To be honestI would love for my 15 year old daughter to get pregnant by a handsome guy who is the full packageAge doesn’t matterAs long as he loves her
>>214527517he looks raped
>>214528206No one died in the Pelosi attack retard. And the Pelosi's are actual evil who have almost definitely been involved in super shady shit like insider trading. Charlie Kirk just said trannies aren't women and illegals need to go, both categorically true.
>>214529078
he is so washed up its insane>what we do now will reverberate through history!he has no actual political acumen, no intelligent take on what is really going on or how the government functions or trumps predicament or ANYTHING. its just all larp. nothing will happen, no crisis will occur. just more of the same nihilistic shit and sam will still be making 20 year old girls vomit on fishtank in 3 years
>>214529080What's being compared is not the two events but Sam's take on them. Sam clearly implied that it would have been good if he died.
>>214528218>vidBeen there, it's torturous
>>214529062Do you think a 27 year old trying to ply your 16 year old daughter with drugs and alcohol is “the full package” ?
>>214529060What counts as grown adult man? Cause when drugs and beer is involved dudes are are like 21-25 are usually in parties and hangouts too, I wouldn't know them but it never felt out of place. Now say it's some 40 year old guy trying to hang around, yeah that looks weird
>>214529119What’s wrong with drugs and alcohol?I raise my kidsNot the stateIf mom and dad say its okay, it’s okayFascist
>begging and pleading for a civil war because some literal who died
>>214529080Insider trading isn’t super shady but it is bad and all politicians should be barred from investing while they’re in office. Whose pushing for that law to be passed is it the republicans or is it AOC?
>>214529119You forgot to mention the retarded fucking daughter is already smoking and drinking daily and flunking out of her first year in college
>>214529145Your trying to make parallels to trans kids with your disingenuous posts
>>214527565Drugs
>>214529103>nothing will happenWrong. The government will increase surveillance and the conservatives will beg for it lmao
>>214529062>Age doesn’t matter>As long as he loves herThis but unironically
Right wingers really argue to the death for grooming teenagers lol
>>214527517now he has become a crying nazisobber of worlds
>>214529194Race to the bottom that they lost to the lefty trannies arguing to death for grooming prepubescents.kek
>>214528480>oh no. oh my god. No, no. Oh goodness it's not good man :IHe couldn't sound any more unconvincinghttps://youtu.be/o9xWhcZufyA?si=XexylC-W0iG1T6CW&t=42
>>214529137>>214529154Dude give it a rest. Even when I got along well with young coworkers and would get invited to things that's just people in their age Id say no. What are we gonna talk about my mortgage? Their expert teenage opinions?
>>214529060>A friend brings her grown adult man to get high and hang out.Why are those legal children (16) getting drunk with an adult (18) in the first place? Is she grooming them?
>>214529294I think both are horrible and it’s insane that no one genuinely cares about young people people just want to win and indulge in their desires
>>214529332>my mortgageNo wonder they dont want to hang around with you when all you have to talk about is gay shit
>>214529341You say this like it's not seen as a little weird to only hang with underclassmen lol. And from then it goes up exponentially.
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