>Hello Anon. Care to buy an old man a negroni?
>>214529643We stopped that practice centuries ago, unless...
>>214529643I know it's an edit but did he really eat an entire baguette with nothing but butter and shitty-looking ham?
>>214529643What does this meme mean? Why does this guy gets posted every hour? I am an oldfag(2020) but I still don't get it
>>214529908That's called a petite buerre in french and the frogs eat one twice a day. It's historically soaked in piss in a local brothel, but that's not done anymore today.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur
>>214529643lol at those silly glasses though
The best I can do is a salami.*grabs crotch*
>>214530010god what the fuck yuros
>>214530295>yurosfrance is not like arkansas in united states of yuro, they are their own pervert thing
imagine the handy js...
>>214530423JavaScript is very handy indeed sir or madam!
Make the glasses smaller, fingers more finged, coffee bigger, and cheese droopier
>>214529643A HWAT? Why am I in France? Bwaaaaaaah!
>>214530479That isn't cheese it is ham
>>214530515Keep that shit up and I'll ask for more coins, next
>one glass of tap water please>that'll be 29 euros sir
was he in the epstein book
>>214529643it's going to be a Dark and Stormy, whether you like it or not
>>214529643are negronis a reddit-tier cocktail?
>>214530479
>>214530687now that's a guy who loves coffee
>>214530687His greed knows no bounds
>>214530010I almost fainted from laughing so hard at this shit, what the fuck.
>>214530687Duplicate the fat lesbian woman or whatever it is in the background and give the two ladies on the left even bigger hats.
>>214530957it's their culture you le swine
>>214530326>>214530010>Widely regarded as the culinary masters of Europe>Peepee breadWhat did they mean by this?
>>214529643
>>214530687kek
>>214530687God's greediest coffee consumer.
>>214530992I'm sorry mate have you tried it?
>>214530687glasses need to be smaller
>>214531052No. Have you?
>>214530010>A urinal would be stopped until full then the male would dip his penis in the urine of others in the urinal, this was called dipping and was popular in the.... 60s/70s!?!??!?!!! WHAT THE FUCK
>>214530010I love supper!
>>214530010Oh so this is why Euros say American bread tastes weird.
>>214530010
>>214531334That's how the original sourdough gets made.
>Have a drink, have two. Buy a rope, buy two. Hang yourself, do it twic-ACK
>>214530010as a french I heard about it several times, I've also seen video of a dude putting some glass in some urinal hoping people would piss in it so he could retrieve it later.This practice is 100% done by degen gay and if you want so lecture before eating or going to sleep you can read https://www.apar.tv/qui-sont-les-croutenards-ces-marginaux-qui-trempent-leur-pain-dans-les-urinoirs/it goes more in depth to better understand where it's from and if it still exist nowadays (yes it does)
>>214531331I'm so glad he's dead.
>>214531620i've heard people say it's to get the metabolites of meth or something but come on they just want to drink piss
>>214531737yeah it's bs to try and make it sound less pervert, likely human natural cope to find excuse other than complete degeneracy in its purest form
>>214530010Imagine doing this and then claiming your sexuality is completely normal and needs to be accepted and promoted
>>214530010>There existed an alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. Then a person would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of previous users. This was alternatively called dipping.>alternatively called dipping
>>214529643Yeah no. you're a bitch ass nigga
>>214531331>getting this upset about Chinese food do boomers really?
>>214530010mwahaa, the french....
>>214530010Mwaaaah the frenc-*pukes*
>>214530010why are the french such perverts to this day?
>>214530010what the fuck
>>214531924Piss soaked faaggettues known for their shittulance
>>214530010>"I was twelve. [...] Martial, my boyfriend of Clos Street, had teamed up with a guy who lived Orteaux Street, just above the urinal where diners began to dip their piece of bread in piss. They put the whole loaves coming and resume the gentle evening. We had spotted them, we were naive, we did not realize they ate the bread swollen with urine. "Nan Aurousseau>novel about fags>they're fucking 12 year olds and stealing piss to dip their bread in
>>214529959>I am an oldfag(2020)Back in my day oldfag was 2005
>>214530010>>214531737>>214531951Eat at a local urinal tonight. Get the stream warm. Have a cold mouthful at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty vespasienne. Go somewhere you’ve never squatted. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you, then drink their piss anyways. Order the flow rare. have a glass of piss. have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but piss with them anyways. Sip slowly. Tip your cockhead in the piss filled urinal. Check in on your friends. Check in on your bladder. Enjoy the ride.
>>214531951>>214530010
>>214532143Ok.
I mean why are you surprised about the french? The country had fucking Marquise De Sade
>>214530010eeuuurrghhwhy not execute these freakjobsclear sign of toxoplasmosis is rotting piss atttaction
>>214532101oldfag now is anything longer than a day
and americans dip their bread in high fructose corn syrup
>>214531331kek, was picrel based off him?
>>214529643Why does he need me to buy him a drink? He's got coins right there, including one inexplicably balanced on the edge of the table. He's already drinking coffee. >>214530010What the fuck FranceAnd why is the grammar in that article all fucked up? Is it like a word for word translation from French with no regard for how English works? >>214530326No Arkansas does not do this. What the fuck.
>>214529643wtf /tv/ these glasses are shopped?!I thought he was that pretentious for realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgN2xJDJ3gQ
>>214530687I don't like the look of that tableOne wrong move and he knees the bottom, sending milk and some coffee all over the gay hangout
>>214529643>300 times Anthony? Really?
>>214529643Anything with Campari tastes like fucking shit
>>214531737gods greediest piss swiper
>>214531951DESIGNATED PISSING STREET
>>214529643>in France old men just ask people to buy them racist macaroni
>>214530010>>214531737>>214531951urbanite gay white people are the worst
>>214530010yeah like you guys wouldn't do this with your waifu's piss, gays are just less picky
>>214530010>French bread is soaked in hot girl pissWtf I love grainoids now
>>214530010Why is it always the fr*nch
>>214530010This is bold, beautiful, and iconic.
