What do we think of his taste?
>Patton>Streetcar Named DesireThe man was deeply conflicted.
>>214530523Wooow what a hipster douche. All of these movies are soooo OLD. Like, hello? Its 2025 boomer.
>>214530523>top 10 list>puts three films in number 6Based. Only the first three Dirty Harry films were released before he died
>>214530559Patton was quite the fairy himself you know
>>214530523Elvis definitely knew how based Peter Sellers was.
>>214530523his favourite book is something else: https://archive.org/details/impersonallifecl0000benn
>>214530523>shit movies>shit diet>shit music
this list is makin me a hungry
>>214530523b-b-based
>>214533279SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE AN STD, YOU SICK BASTARD
>>214533279we used to have a real civilization
>>214531834Used to eat these for breakfast before HIIT or marathon training, shit loaded me up.
>>214530523back in the day, even some uneducated Mississippi hillbilly could enjoy kino
>>214530523Kissin Cousins is a surprisingly very /tv/ movie. Or maybe not surprising but still. For an Elvis movie. We should do another essential /tv/ chart.
>>214530523based as fuck
>>214531834I feed my kids these every morning before they go to school!
>>214530523Literally nothing from the 80s or later.
>>214530696YWNBAW
>>214535788thank fucking god for that
>>214533279apparently he was well known for liking really young girls, he probably would have been posting here if he lived that long
>>214530523>Monty Python and the Holy GrailBased Elvis.
>>214530523great taste in movies AND yoked? he really is the king
>>214530523why does he only like films that are 90%+ on rotten tomatoes
thought he died in the 50s
>>214530954Elvis loved women. He just didn't eat pussy. Cybill Shepherd reckons she blew him constantly which he loved but he told her, "Me and the guys talk and, well, we don't eat pussy."
>>214537185eating pussy is pussy behavior
>>214537174How? He didn't even become big until 1956 and he was fat and middle-aged by the time he died.
>>214537212I unironically like doing it but I swear the relationship dynamic changes if you do it to much. Gotta be like Elvis and have her blow you if you wanna be the King.
>>214537228well yeah, he got big and then died in a toilet
>>214537246I used to like doing it then I read about what's his face getting throat cancer and now I don't do it anymore
>>214537522Is throat cancer not a reasonable price to pay to eat Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy?
>>214530696kys weeb
>>214537253Daily reminder they found 30 pounds of compacted feces in his intestine crushed down into a dark matter-like log the size of a Pringles tube
>>214537718weeb website
I listen to his music constantly. It's amazing.
>>214530523>Elvis had a couple of dates with Joan Blackman when he first went to Hollywood. She costarred in two of his movies, Blue Hawaii and Kid Galahad. His friend Alan Fortas asked Elvis what happened to that romance, and Elvis said Joan had dated a black guy and it turned him off.>Elvis, "whatever his mother might have thought," seems to have spent some time "as a teenager in Memphis's black neighborhoods, having sex with black girls."[12]>It has also been reported that Presley "adored to fondle and suck women's toes, and those in his entourage who were given the job of choosing companions for him would often be asked to check the girls' feet.
>>214538353>Elvis told the FBI he considered Hoover the “greatest living American” and that he’d read his stuff: Masters of Deceit, A Study of Communism, and J. Edgar Hoover on Communism. The memo also said that Elvis “indicated that he is of the opinion that the Beatles laid the groundwork for many of the problems we are having with young people by their filthy unkempt appearances and suggestive music while entertaining in this country during the early and middle 1960s. He advised that the Smothers Brothers, Jane Fonda and other persons in the entertainment industry of their ilk have a lot to answer for in the hereafter for the way they have poisoned young minds by disparaging the United States in their public statements and unsavory activities.”>Then the memo said, “Presley advised that he wished the Director to be aware that he, Presley, from time to time is approached by individuals and groups in and outside of the entertainment business, whose motive and goals he is convinced are not in the best interests of this country, and who seek to have him lend his name to their questionable activities. In this regard, he volunteered to make such information available to the Bureau on a confidential basis whenever it came to his attention.
>>214538378the beatles had suggestive songs? i don't listen to old people music
>>214538432you listen to the old people music of the future.
>>214538353>racist black queen appreciatorYup its literally me.
>>214538378>Presley advised that he wished the Director to be aware that he, Presley, from time to time is approached by individuals and groups in and outside of the entertainment business, whose motive and goals he is convinced are not in the best interests of this country, and who seek to have him lend his name to their questionable activities.And then he turns up dead in a humiliating fashion. What a coincidence.
>>214530523No Marvel's Avenger's Infinity War or Endgame, no Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, no Tom Holland Spider-man. Shit taste.
>>214533279Gods Elvis was fucking based.
>>214537253>GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
>>214537809A large bowl of bran flakes every day for two weeks could've saved his life. Though four months worth of compacted feces might be too much even for bran. That must have been fucking awful.
>>214533279too based for this world
>the strain of attempting to defecate compressed the singer's abdominal aorta, shutting down his heart.most based death ever
