Pirates never die
>>214530554Imagine paying $380 for a toy ship
It's called "the black pearl" ffs. It's probably one of the most recognizable ships in media
>>214530667Looks good though.
>Captain Jack Sparrow's Pirate Ship>Boba Fett's Starship
>>214530705Ugly ass hoe
>>214530713>Xochitl Gomez's Starfish
>>214530713She's a pvre Aztek fertility priestess, literally the first thing Spaniards saw in the New World.
>>214530705CUTE ass hoe
>>214530746200 piece set with realistic decals.
>>214530874>comes in brown & pink
>>214530755No lol, no she is not. Latin American indigenous people do not look that sexy lol. You know how you have a friend that will say he wants to fuck even the most coyote ugly women and you're always flabbergasted by his picks?That was every guy with every woman as long as they had 4 limbs and a functional hole
>>214530961>Ages 16 and up
>h-hey Xoch d-do you wanna maybe come over and b-build Legos with me?>o-oh ok then don't worry about it...
>>214531238wew I didn't know she has nice stronk thighspost moar
>>214531318All the better to put you in a headlock with.
>>214530554>sells out at launch!Literally only because of scalpers.
>children's toy is transformed into luxury collectors item