Why couldn't it just have been good?
>>214533438You can either have a lecture, or entertainment.What's that, you want another lecture?
i don't know. never heard of it before. going to watch it after i've had lunch. thanks for recommendaion
>that lineupThe question you should be asking is how could it have ever been good
>>214533438This probably would have been watchable if the older brother was in charge, see Intolerable Cruelty
>>214533438Why she uses a fake edited ass
I can't tell you how strange it feels seeing all the directors I used to love completely lose their talent and ability in the past 10 years or so. The Coens, Spielberg, Scorsese, Fincher... They're still making movies, but they're all fucking shit.
>>214534251You can't make anything remotely offensive anymore so of course creativity is going to be severely curtailed.
>>214533438I was sort of enjoying this softcore lesbian 80's vibe porno till Honey beat up the white trash chud and put a "i have a vagina and i vote" sticker on the MAGA sticker on his truck. That was just too cringey for my taste
>>214533617okay watched it. fairly weird and fun. lots of titties too
>>214533438It felt so amaturish. Drive-Away Dolls didn't feel like that. This felt like a 1st year college kid with no experience directed it. The action scenes were stilted and awkward. The plot barely fit together; Honey didn't even solve the mystery by the end of the film. Aubrey Plaza's end monologue was atrociously terrible.But the lesbian sex scenes were good so there's that
>>214533438It had the bones of a good movie without the mentally ill dyke girlboss shit
>>214534251>The CoensAlways inconsistent from the start>Spielberg, The Fabelmans is unironically a very good film. It's just super jewish. He's still got it when he tries>Scorsese, Killer of the Flower Moon is unrelenting kino that filtered all the adhd zoomers and power-fantasy-hungry boomers. Silence is one of the greatest films of the 21st century>FincherThe Killer was brilliant.I think you're just a pleb anon
why is nobody capable of making good films anymore?
>>214535235They are. You just refuse to watch anything that isn't heavily shilled for.
>>214533438>Honey Don't! is a 2025 American neo-noir dark comedy detective film directed by Ethan Coen, who co-wrote the screenplay with Tricia Cooke>Cooke is queer and a lesbian. She was already a lesbian before she met Coen and describes their marriage as "non-traditional", with both having separate partners outside their marriagewhat
>>214535123>Killer of the Flower MoonIt is torture porn. One of his weakest efforts.>SilenceTheologically a failure.Irishman is one of his better recent efforts because he finally learned to not lean into the power fantasy in a gangster movie, but all of his gangster movies suck compared to something like Once Upon a Time in America, the full cut.
>>214533438This is two flops in a row for Ethan, will he be blacklisted after the third?
>>214535416>I'm a huge pleb pls disregard all of my opinionsWeird thing to openly state but okay I'll do that
>>214533438> casting the two ugliest women in kikewoodtells you everything you need to know>>214533438
>>214536214Say whatever you want to feel better I guess, but KOTFM is pure middle brow.
>>214535406She's fucking black guys on the side
>>214535123Silence was enjoyable but it the length made it a slog, and the ending felt extremely dishonest. The real guy married a japanese woman and enthusiastically participated in an anti christian inquisition for decades that brutally killed many christians. There is no evidence he secretly remained a christian and overwhelming evidence he didnt.
>>214536214If you have a point to make then make it.
>>214533438I still have no idea what that ending was. Why did Aubrey crash out so hard?
>>214535406>describes their marriage as "non-traditional", with both having separate partners outside their marriageidgi, why even get married if you're gonna date other people
>>214536700more likely she's fucking other people while he sits at home in the cuck chair telling himself this is okay because its an "open marriage"
>>214533438These two idiots are never going to make a kino again, are they?
>>214535123These opinions offend me. Except for The Killer.
>>214533438Qualley is not a movie star.>>214534675LMAO
>>214536750This. Anyone have those screenshots of the poly couples on that poly dating app? The men all look dead inside
>>214533438>Written by a lesbian who wears her husband's balls around her next and basically forced him to produce itIf it's anything like Drive-Away Dolls then you should have known it would be trash, Joel Coen's wife can't write
>>214536438shes a lesbian
>>214536504>completely missing the point of the film because muh historical accuracyJesus fucking christ zoomers are a braindead lost cause
Bump
>>214534675It sounds like you're shitposting but this literally happens in the film.
>>214535123shit taste
>>214535254such as?
>>214537741they all are until they get caught sucking cock.
>>214537741and?
>>214537741how is he married to a lesbian? what's the point?
>boy as a 67 year old I feel there is no more perfect time to spend the possible last decade of my life making shitty movies with my fag wife
>>214540261lmao
>>214540261seriously. why do these people do this?Is it really that hard to just retire with your money by your pool and fuck a barskank when you're that lonely? Do you really have to dive down the hole?
>>214540142He gets to watch.
>>214533438God look at the cast that should give you a good idea
>>214533438Joel was clearly the talent
>>214540297My guess for Ethan is that him and his wife had two children together and is possibly devoted to her because of that even though she ruined the relationship.
>>214537173It certainly appears that way
>>214540358two children together.with the lesbian?
>>214534671This is such an idiotic take, like the reason Spielberg isnt good anymore is because he cant be offensive and edgy despite his entire filmography being wholesome cutesy schmaltz
>>214540398Yes. Unless Ethan knew about it before they got married you can assume she came out in the middle of their marriage when she would have been 30+.
>>214540345Maybe, but you also have to consider the only movie he made since they split was a pretty straight forward Macbeth adaptation. Not exactly the height of originality.
>>214540468>>214540398LOL I just looked it up and apparently Ethan did know before they got together, what a massive fucking loser holy shit
>>214534055I didn't even realize there was an ass on that poster until you mentioned it. I had to bust out the magnifier to find it.
>>214533438Looks like AGP slop to be honest. I wish they could get back together and pump out a few more kinos. I liked hail caesar.
>>214533438That ass and the promise of titties makes me think that you are lying and it is, in fact, good
>>214540509>>214540468yeah it says so here >>214535406I can't imagine why he would marry a lesbian and have kids with her. This has to be bullshit. she was probably saying she was bi or something in the beginning and now he's just helping her cover her ass.
>>214540117Paul Thomas Anderson>inb4 contrarian kvetching
>>214533438Because Joel wasn't working on it.
>all-star cast>shit ratings>think 'wtf went wrong?'>directed by only one Coen
>>214533438Joel is simply the superior and serious one.
>>214534251Rich people can't make art.That's why you don't give artists money
>expecting yet another lazy lesbo action comedy to be goodI'd make a joke like "lesbo action comedy #19" but they're so utterly forgettable I can't even estimate how many there are.
>>214537173They probably never did and the person who made whatever you liked will never be reconized
>>214540261>>214540297Apparently they've already teamed up again to make a horror movie. >>214540142>how is he married to a lesbian? what's the point?>>214540698>This has to be bullshit. she was probably saying she was bi or something in the beginning and now he's just helping her cover her ass.Apparently as soon as he hit on her she told him she's a lesbian and dude just pushed through it
Drive Away Dolls was more than enough for me. A tremendously annoying film that I couldn't make it through and I went in really hoping to like it.
the only joke that got me a laugh
>>214533438>Dat Sumptuous Ass.I wish this movie was good, but it's not.
>>214534675>>214540086Jesus Christ.
>>214535123>The Killer was brilliant. >I think you're just a pleb anonMy nigga.
