>*gulp gulp gulp*>*sip*>AHHHHHHHH time to prank NASA nerds in 3.5 billion years
you have to respect his dedication to the lulz
>>214536116>sssluuuuurpppp*>prometheus...this goo...>SSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP*>SSMMMURURRCHLLUPPPP>oh my god....>GULP GULP GULP GULP
>>214536116>*gulp gulp gulp*>*sip*>AHHHHHHHH time to post a Stephanie thread!
>>214536116Do aliens hold things with their fingers extended even when no on is watching?
>>214537073Who is No On?
>>214536116What was in the cup?
>>214536174fucking kek
>>214537515Really good black goo. The gourmet shit.
>>214537515You know, stuff.
>>214537515dr pepper
>>214537533It wasn't the black goo, it was the opposite, it was a 'special goo' created by the engineers that breaks down engineer DNA to create life. The black goo is what happens when you use this special goo on a xeno, so basically black goo is pure xenomorph DNA, thats why everything that touches it becomes xeno-like or becomes extremely aggressive and strong. That is why the temple in Prometheus had a xeno on it crucified, they worshipped this unknown creature that gave them their blood for their batshit insane experiments or possibly religious use, well never know.
>>214537515Xenomorph queen titty juice(Fermented by autists so you know its good)
>>214537611This post is written better than that movie
>Boss needs a new civilisation, Jerry, you know the drills. Discomboulator Juice is in the back.
*sips*>Oh my God.... this coffee *SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>Gale i..... ive never tasted something so.........*GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP*
>it's a bootleg russian cola
>>214537515goo zero
>MMMpfh>Good goyslop…needs washing down>*GULP* *GULP *GULP*
>>214538067If this was me, I'd just jack off into that waterfall and throw the goo at it. Fuck dying for that shit.
>have a SHLUURP. have two.
