/tv/ - >Dad, are you in the mafia? How do you respond? - Television & Film

Anonymous

09/15/25(Mon)12:24:46 No.214536464

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Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:24:46 No.214536464 Archived

>Dad, are you in the mafia?
How do you respond?

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:25:55 No.214536479

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:25:55 No.214536479

I would breathe out really hard and have a really awkward moment not saying anything and just breathing heavily for about 30 seconds until she talks about something else

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:26:27 No.214536488

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:26:27 No.214536488

>Nah Willow, I'm in da car with you.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:26:30 No.214536489

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:26:30 No.214536489

>>214536464
I'd force myself to wake up, because I don't have children and never will.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:26:32 No.214536490

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:26:32 No.214536490

>*pull out gun*
>*shoot her in the head five times to make sure she doesn't squeal*

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:26:50 No.214536495

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:26:50 No.214536495

I pop a U-ey into traffic

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:27:57 No.214536513

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:27:57 No.214536513

>>214536464
>first of all, there is no “mafia” per se, what you have is specific families…

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:28:33 No.214536522

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:28:33 No.214536522

>>214536479
yeah but that would basically 100% confirm her suspicions

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:32:37 No.214536584

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:32:37 No.214536584

>>214536522
it wouldn't confirm anything
she can be as shushpishious as she wants

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:36:24 No.214536656

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:36:24 No.214536656

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I prefer the AJ version of this scene.
>I’m gonna join the army

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:38:56 No.214536698

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:38:56 No.214536698

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>>214536464
Yes.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:39:52 No.214536719

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:39:52 No.214536719

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>>214536464
>Dad, are you in MAGA?

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:40:31 No.214536737

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:40:31 No.214536737

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>>214536698

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:41:12 No.214536752

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:41:12 No.214536752

>>214536698
Thank you for reminding me why I hate gen alpha and their need to call coomers gooners

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:46:01 No.214536834

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:46:01 No.214536834

>>214536464
given that I am slavshit, she would ask if I'm in the bratwa

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:46:14 No.214536837

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:46:14 No.214536837

>>214536752
Get with the times you crusty old fuck

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:46:56 No.214536847

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:46:56 No.214536847

>>214536834
>Dad, are you in the Ustase?

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:49:11 No.214536889

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:49:11 No.214536889

>>214536834
Is the russian mafia too different from the italian mafia?

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:53:54 No.214536975

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:53:54 No.214536975

>>214536698
Ive always wanted to be a goon/thug, how do I get into this line of work? Im really good at saying the lines
>Yeah, you tell 'em boss
>We'll fix him up real good, boss
>We're gonna teach you a little lesson, mistah hero

I wish I could quit my job teaching public school and just join a two-bit crime racket that would be so choice

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:56:40 No.214537026

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:56:40 No.214537026

I wouldn't respond. I would listen to what she had to say

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:59:18 No.214537071

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:59:18 No.214537071

>>214536889
It's gayer, but without kissing.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)13:03:32 No.214537141

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)13:03:32 No.214537141

>>214536889
I don't know, i'm just a pleb

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)13:04:23 No.214537159

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)13:04:23 No.214537159

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Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)13:04:48 No.214537165

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)13:04:48 No.214537165

>>214536464
>WHERSHYOUSHHEARSSHTHATSHSHTHATSHSHTOTALSHCRAPSSHHHTHERSHSHISNSSHNOOSSHMAFIASHSHSSS!!!!!!!!