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Unfilmable films that actually(...) 09/15/25(Mon)14:11:19 No.214538341

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Unfilmable films that actually got made Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:11:19 No.214538341 Archived

>Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise play a pair of bisexual pedophiles
Its crazy this got made.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:11:57 No.214538354

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:11:57 No.214538354

>>214538341
The new series is so much better. Also the girl is cuter.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:12:30 No.214538362

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:12:30 No.214538362

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Who the fuck would ever think to cast Seth Rogen for a serious superhero?

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:13:36 No.214538384

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:13:36 No.214538384

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>>214538341
Obligatory.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:13:58 No.214538394

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:13:58 No.214538394

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>>214538341
i rewatched this and it wasn't as great as i recalled it being.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:14:50 No.214538413

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:14:50 No.214538413

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Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:39:24 No.214538870

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:39:24 No.214538870

>>214538354
The one with the niggers?

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:41:08 No.214538923

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:41:08 No.214538923

>>214538362
I dunno why people hated this

It was fun

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:46:30 No.214539079

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:46:30 No.214539079

>>214538354
>niggers

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:46:51 No.214539085

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:46:51 No.214539085

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>>214538341
they even had a human shota slave

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)14:47:51 No.214539111

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)14:47:51 No.214539111

>>214538354
Most of your tastes and opinions are shit, so keep quiet in every way that matters from now on

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)15:08:26 No.214539540

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)15:08:26 No.214539540

>>214538354
The original movie is a great Vampire The Masquerade while the new series is simply niggers

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)15:12:18 No.214539612

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)15:12:18 No.214539612

Lestat is Tom Cruise's greatest performance.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)15:58:32 No.214540690

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)15:58:32 No.214540690

>>214538354
but that one's got niggers in it, nobody wants to watch that

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)16:30:50 No.214541346

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)16:30:50 No.214541346

>>214539612
agreed

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)17:05:51 No.214542037

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)17:05:51 No.214542037

>>214538870
>>214539079
>>214539111
>>214539540
>>214540690
I see we're feeling edgy since it's 2025 and we can get away with it huh

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)17:15:37 No.214542238

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)17:15:37 No.214542238

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>>214538354
Quality bait anon

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)17:17:03 No.214542269

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)17:17:03 No.214542269

>>214538341
They were vampires my guy

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)17:18:35 No.214542306

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)17:18:35 No.214542306

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>Low budget movie adaption of a obscure swedish ttrpg

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)18:10:51 No.214543494

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)18:10:51 No.214543494

>>214538341
CRVZE mogs here and if you think otherwise youre retarded

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)18:11:59 No.214543529

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09/15/25(Mon)18:35:28 No.214544087

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Not perfect, but way better than anyone expected. Also Mos Def killed as Ford, those good times when they hired people for talent instead of woke points.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)18:43:47 No.214544244

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)18:43:47 No.214544244

>>214538354
KEK

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)18:46:41 No.214544304

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)18:46:41 No.214544304

>>214538341
>bisexual pedophiles
They don't have sex in the book. The love between Louis and Claudia is complex and while it sometimes feels romantic, they don't have sex.