sell me this pen
This pen will make all your posts end in repeating digits. Dont believe me, then check em
>>214540973If you don't buy this pen your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>214540973Okay
>>214540973I'll give you 20 dollars if you buy this pen off of me for 10 dollars
>>214540973If you don't buy this pen, you're gay.
*sucks in the pen and makes exaggerated orgasmic sounds as if I'm sucking on pure heaven*
>>21454097399% of the men who buy this pen have a massive penis
>>214540973You'll need a pen to check these dubs
>>214540973AY YOU NEED TO WRITE SOMETHIN? HERE'S A FUCKIN PEN, FUGGETTABOUTIT AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH FUCKIN MOOLIE
>i'd rather not *put pen in pocket*>wtf give me back my pen>you can have it back for $5 retardi gain $5 or a pen. either way you lose, and that's the only thing that matters.
I don't have time for you games. Re we going to make business happen or not?
>>214540973Rebecca Ferguson had this bad boy in her pooper.
>>214540973this is Sarah Gadon's pen
>>214541562Please let me hit
>>214540973I started working in sales back in 2016, and it was hilarious how many supervisors and managers were quoting this shit. Everybody thought they were the next fucking Jordan Belfort.
>>214540973no, it's mine and I want it back
>>214541570Sales people will always talk about a system or a style that creates opportunities…yadda yadda, but 99% of the time the secret to a Befort type is they just lie and the customer/client believed them.
>>214540973This movie sucked to watch mostly because i saw these threads and thought that Belfort was actually going to be shown to be like a tricky manipulative sales genius. Like we were going to get well written scene where we see him do a believable magic trick on someone that changes their mind to make them want to buy his crap/scam. But the movie never achieves this. They just once throw him on a phone call and he simply says 'you want to buy these penny stocks? they're good' and the conveniently retarded guy on the other end says 'sure'. It was therefore a big letdown and so fuck these threads
>>214541514Sold.>>214541562Sold
>>214542015https://youtu.be/yshNnrMsofU
>>214540973How did this man become a movie star? He can't act for shit.
>>214541082guys, what pen is this? I need that pen!
>>214540973This pen will be 24 years old forever.
>>214540973>sell me this penyou can't have it
>>214540973>sell me this penIt belonged to a curious 8 year old girl.
>>214540973btw I watched his sales course and all of you are wrong
>>214543271nice try, anon, but it's 2025. That shit doesnt fly any more. Gimme that pen, let me show you how it's done:>It belonged to a courageous 8 year old trans boy.
