>fat>alcoholic>idiot>bad employee>has a middle class house, three kids and a smoking hot wifeHow does he do it?
He is funny. Women love funny guys
Peter canonically has an average dong but his bang game is apparently beyond phenomenal based on how his partners describe him.
>>214541028And he did all that by being toy factory employee
>>214541028that's the plot of the simpsons. sneed
>>214541028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2FxImJAXlIBASED PETER
>>214541068Doesn't he have a small penis?
>>214541028Both Family Guy and the Simpsons have had an episode explaining how this was ridiculous
>>214541145Nah I do.
>>214541145He has smaller penis than Chris and Stewie
>>214541068His dick is small. Smaller than Stewie
>>214541028Male writers stuck in the 50s
>>214541028pretty sure the house was a gift from loises parents