>COOCHIE COOCHIE GOOOO!!!>HEHEHEHHE *nuzzles your worm* >uwu who's a good girl, who's my good girl snake alien
>>214541552I was reading Jurassic Park (the book) and it occured to me that Prometheus is just a mishmash of Jurassic Park and the original Aliennot that it's a bad thingalso the guy you linked I'm pretty sure is a comeback of the gay-retard-scientist trope from the pre-Star Trek era which is kinda obscure and funny
>>214541552I would watch a Millburn trilogy. Would be way better than David trilogy.
>>214541636Basically what reddit would say a scientist should be. Some gay quippy retard that does a horrible death.
>>214541720did the science engineering rivalry get that bad? did all the trannies and lgbt programmers tip the balance in favor of engineering? the humanity!
>>214541552i just rewatched prometheus.i always believed the xenomorph wasn't created by david, but now i think it's pretty clear it was.i mean the film literally tells us that he engineered the facehugger delivery system and the xenomorph. it uses the black goo as a basis, but he did make the eggs and the facehuggers and whatnot. the facehuggers and the xenomorphs didn't exist until david engineered them. that just makes the whole alien canon more confusing though because how did the facehuggers and xeno end up in the engineer ship in the first film?
>>214541929>that just makes the whole alien canon more confusing though because how did the facehuggers and xeno end up in the engineer ship in the first filmyes it means engineers could make egg-facehugger-xeno before David otherwise they would have needed to go back to the planet from Covenant before Alien 1 happened and consider the Xenomorph the bee's knees in order to farm itor something
>>214541929>that just makes the whole alien canon more confusing thoughNo, it just makes it retarded. The xenomorphs were made by a gay robot? Fuck right off.
>>214542045he was only gay for his cloneswhich makes him less gay than a heterosexual to be honest
>>214541929Maybe the xenomorphs were originally made by the engineers, and David didn't create them as much as he unearthed their old designs and biotechnology and got it working again.
>>214541929Nah, that's dumb. Here let me square the circle for you: david is a delusional sociopathic android with a god complex who lies as a matter of course. The xenomorph was always there. Before man was, the xenomorph waited for him.
The surveyor gets lost and the biologist starts fucking with random alien creatures. Nobody notices their deaths because Idris Elba is too busy fucking a white woman
>>214541929in case the switch to ipod aesthetics for all the technology wasn't an indication, you should disregard all of Ridley's senile ramblings from alien "canon"
>>214542254>the xenomorph was... the qurananon I...
>>214542296The assorted pink and aqua lights and the iXenomorphs were in Covenant though, Prometheus was nice and cozy and common sense... and also Giger was a consultant on set.
>>214542429Giger had nothing to do with the retro future aesthetics from the non dogshit movies
>>214542169i'm pretty sure david says this himself in covenant, he researched their research
>>214543441Watch the making of of Prometheus dickheadHe was also involved in Alien 3, but only in the Alien design, no architecture
>>214543441alien 1 was not "retro future aesthetics", that was just how technology looked like in 1979 anon, they didn't live in the future where such things are considered "retro" yet..
>>214543441>retro future aestheticsyou are saying that like the 1979 alien didn't have TV screens and monitors and shityeah giger is bio-mechanical, not bio-electric but still, I doubt that he wouldn't have said "no no no that won't work" when he'd seen the shitty lightning in covenant while ridley scott was like "you give me tendies i make movies"
>>214541552I thought this was retarded in my 20 amd now I'd do literally same thing
>>214541552>Name on his head in case he forgets.
>alien film>everyone is a fucking retard
>>214543691It's like I replied to a chatbot that forgets previous promptsAgain Giger had literally nothing to do with the technology aesthetics, he's consulted for monster penis imagery and nothing more
>>214544043isn't that the recipe?>alien 1 stupid space truckers>alien 2 stupid space marines>alien 3 stupid space convicts>alien 4 stupid space scientists and also stupid space pirates because we got to impress LE FRENCH ffs>prometheus stupid space paleontologists>covenant stupid space colonists>alien romulus stupid cute zoom zooms yum>alien earth stupid film producers
>>214544295>Why aren't you like a smart chatbot???
>>214544332>alien 1 stupid space truckersthey weren't stupid, they had no idea what they were dealing with and did the best they could with what they had
>>214544662what about the bonus situation?
no bonus huh
