>Clam chowder. Roast beef sandwich, no vegetables. American cheese, no pie. And coffee
>american """""""""""cheese"""""""""""
>>214542286It's just cheddar, but artificial with pasteurized milk.
>>214542219>American cheesegross
>>214542286>>214542328No more reliable way to summon Redditors than mentioning American cheese>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE THAT’S NOT REAL CHEESE WHERE’S THE SMOKED GRUYERE AGED FOR 600 YEARS INSIDE A FRENCH MAN’S ASSHOLE
>>214542399Or British with "WHERE'S THE FUCKING INSECTS? YOU CAN'T HAVE CHEESE WITHOUT DEAD BUGS IN IT!"
>>214542307>it's just high fructose corn syrup, with petroleum-based thickener and coloring
>>214542399I want smoked gruyere aged inside a french woman's asshole tho
>>214542431I tried real-smoked cheddar once. I have to admit that it actually was good. Real-smoked cheddar and not "smoke flavored," real-smoked jerky, and a little Jack Daniels in front of a fireplace on a bitter-cold winter day: it's a little slice of Heaven.
>>214542286I think the worrying aspect of this restaurant is that it was serving American cheese with apple pie.Yanks. Would he be referring to the American cheese we know today or something different?
>>214542473wow cool whiskey and meat story reddit, but that's not getting me my french woman butthole cheese is it?
>>214542431I want 10 tiny wheels of camembert aged under Brie Larson's toenails
>>214542328He's French, the French know their cheeseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3u2hHpMICA
>>214542496Probably not. Sorry.
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>>214542607IPA beer is for hipster faggots.
>>214542307It's just cheese but disgusting and made of plastic and designed to dull the wits of the goyim
>>214542607So funny I forgot to laugh
>>214542307American cheese tastes nothing like cheddar.
>>214542219>Two fried eggs and bacon twice>No eggs sir. Eggs Monday, Wednesday and Fridays. Sausages, bacon, haddock.>Uh haddock>One haddock. And sausage and bacon and try to make it a couple of bangers. I'm starving
