One more day until ep. 7 editionPrevious: >>214506686
>>214542614>using caileebaitu just want to get spanked dont u
>>214542614she cute
Why did they hire two Parker-looking actors for different roles in the show?
>>214542631:^)>>214542644Sure is
Diaper midget!
>>214542614I never noticed the WY shirt. Cute.
>>214542614What a cute.
>>214542700it was too late, they didn't want to be called racisss if they had done anything about it. the black elephant in the room. but no one dared say anything..
>>214542747>>214542754>>214542751
so what will happen in ep 7? will we see the plant?
>>214542882Sure.
>>214542882nothing and we'll see it for 2 sec
>>214542891kek wtf
>>214542932Can you think of a better way to train her to move around shooting?
>>214542957in a proper shooting range / compound like Keanu does?
>>214542806whoa
>>214542957now that you say it prolly not kek
>>214543018now you understand
>>214543006Rain is not supposed to be a crack marksman, she only learns how to fire a gun in the film.
What's the next part of his master plan?
I'm 10 minutes into episode 2 and holy shit, every scene with the "kids" in them is the purest of cringe, I had to skip through them in episode 1, and this "trillionaire genius kid" whatever the fuck he's supposed to be makes me so angry eating his fucking apple and talking with half chewn apple garbage in his mouth about how he wanted to create something smarter than him.I hope they all fucking die. Does this show remain this unwatchable, where your only choice is to ignore one entire storyline or else risk getting the overwhelming urge to kill yourself?
>>214542891she cute
>ROVER WANDERER>NOMAD VAGABOND>CALL ME WHAT YOU WILLa surprise to be sure but a welcome one
>>214543006She isn't supposed to shoot like a professional killer. They just want to whip her to shape so that she doesn't come off as a soft modern day american.
>>214542806can't stop, won't stop
>>214543161>I'm 10 minutes into episode 2that's where I gave upepisode 5 has a good scene with a biologist munching sandwiches surrounded by alien samples but episode 6 is back to sloppe
>>214542614What's Walt Jr doing in Alien?
>>214543161Yes. Ignore the kids. They are a couple good moments where the actors do a good job, but the rest is cringe. Focus on this guy.
>>214543106providing the 'please let us make le season 2' cliffhanger hookhonestly fuck the other lifeforms. They just detract from the xenomorph
>>214543106Biggest brain to infest.
>>214543203kek
>>214543217lol that image. Okay now I'm semi interested again.Do I need to endure the GENIUS TEENAGE TRILLIONAIRE PRODIGY or can I safely skip every single one of his scenes too?
>>214542891>literally filmed and edited to avoid full view of her fat assI hate homos
>>214543198Wait you gave up but you kept watching?
>>214543254He's fun. The cringe factor adds to it. He's like if Elon Musk was actually somewhat smart and not just a worthless retard nepo baby.
>>214543254Don't skip, you may miss something. Just power through the cringe.
>>214543288Piratebay being down, I think I'm gonna give episode 2 a chance but if there's nothing worthwhile at the end of this, I think I'm done.Shit I even liked Raised by Wolves much better than this cringefest.
Nothing major will happenWe still have S02
>>214543320praise sol brother
what's the ONE THING they could do with Occy to make everyone hate him and throw out their plushes or whatever
I feel like this show has decent production, genuine talent, good respect for the source material, some good body horror, quality prosthetics and/or CGIBut ultimately they chose the wrong plot.
>>214543359>>214543363kek, I don't think it's possible at this point unless they turn him feminist or something
Ocellus says the hard r
>>214543359hybridizing with the xenomorph and making it look like a retarded cyclops
>>214543374>good respect for the source materialthe show runner literally he considers Prometheus and Covenant alternate fiction kek
>>214543320I feel like if you can take it with the same seriousness as the old Aliens-comics, you can have good time with it. Just expect outlandish moments.
>>214543374>good respect for the source materialOh yeah another thing that annoys me is that in the very first Alien movie they had first contact with the Alien race and of course there was the "Architects" or whatever they are called but that was IT and that dude in Aliens even said "this is a very rare species" and their entire goal is to secure ONE sample of them to study it. And now there's like 5 different alien races lol oh and they happen to crash on Earth.I might be missing something here but dammit it just all feels off.
>>214543470I see. Maybe I'm being unfair. I'm just so annoyed and frustrated by the whole "we need to move away from Alien" idea inside the "Alien" franchise.
>>214543421surprisingly good decision
>>214543507they always had other aliens
>>214542891>the amount of work needed to get women to exercise
>>214543421I don't really care about that, but he also seems to have disrespect for the OG film. And he's attempting to upstage the xenomorph by inserting his own donut steal creations, as well as writing the story in a way that goes ''AWKSHULLY, AYLMAOS WERE ON EARTH FIRST''. I consider this man a huge faggot and I hope this is the only season of this.
>>214543374>the source material???you mean a box full of giger sketches and rejected scripts somebody pissed on when drunk and on drugs and then a fan jerked off on after 25 years of sobriety?
>>214543552What are you talking about? I mean the original movies 1-4. There's absolutely nothing in them that would suggest there's even one other living thing inside the universe except humans and the Alien species.As I said there was the crashed Architect ship in Alien 1 but we never learn their fate.
>>214543507what feels off to me is the search and rescue team going on a crash site with a shitload of guns and no medical supplies
>>214543421So do I.
>>214543605You get it.What annoyed me too is that on their way to the crash site they are scared.Like, why? You're first response Search and Rescue, what is there to be scared of? Yes it's gonna be a shitty stressful day and you'll probably get some psychological trauma but they all seemed like at least semi-experienced veterans but they all acted like they were 16 year olds going to the Russian front.That seriously broke my immersion.
>>214542614Only Alien (1979) and Alien Isolation (2014) -without Queen- are canon.
>>214543605I can even excuse the weapons because of the whole "competitive corporation" world they're apparently trying to build.
>>214543590>I consider this man a huge faggoteveryone does, he is terrible
Are you ready for this?>Season ends on a massive cliffhanger and solves not a single plot point>Season 2 coming in 2028!
>>214543566Cailee is a chubby girl and she can stay that way. We don't need another gaunt vegan.
>>214543605it's a rival corp ship full of armed security
>>214543421Yeah they're not the source material are they
>>214543713And then cancelled half way there because of waning interest.
>>214543604sigh, you people...https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Arcturian
I feel like this show has decent production, genuine talent, some good body horror, quality prosthetics and/or CGIBut ultimately they chose the wrong plot.
>>214543604What do you think a "bug hunt" is?
>>214543765Okay so there's one (1) other race mentioned in a single line of dialog in 4 (four) movies? Admittedly, I missed that.
just focus on the creatures ffs
>>214543868Alien is also about synthetics and technology. Always has been.
>>214543961no
>>214543708>>214543738so they have a search and rescue team with guns on standby just in case a spaceship from an adverse corporation crashes in their corporate city?this is pretty idiotic
What the actual fuck. Am I hallucinating?
>>214543961I don't care for them when they are cringe and gayactually, at all
>>214544005retard, it's an all purpose security team, they can do numerous missions. I can tell you are a leftist piece of shit by the way you form your nonsensical arguments.
>>214544005What I find even more idiotic is that the spaceship crashes into their fucking corporate controlled fascist city state, apparently no one saw it coming from space, it just gets to crash there, and the people to "Call it in!" are the First Responders who happedn to be on a break right now on the roof of a skyscraper that is directly under the flight path of the competition's deep space research vessel that no one saw coming.
why do they keep casting bug eyed freaks? this shit has like 2 of those too
>>214543868No>Ripley: You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
>>214544044top kek, welcome to Alien Erf
214544088this is why we need to kill everyone interested in politics
I swear ago I'm about to say "fuck it"
>>214544144I swear to God*This is apprently making me very upset.
>>214544103What's even MORE idiotic is that the russian guy on the Maginot sabotaged the ship TWICE by just blowing shit up. Everyone comments that the ship is now essentially unpiloted ballistic missile. So this guy sabotaged it in such a precise way that he took into consideration the distance to Earth, the velocity, and the rotation of the Earth just so the ship can exactly crash in Prodigy territory. Pretty impressive for an unguided spaceship that was sabotaged with a couple of explosions.
>>214544144keep watching nigga, it gets better
The Alien in this show does not look scary and menacing. It looks stupid.
>>214544199yeah no shit. cuz Hawley doesn't care about it. he wanted a robot show and they saddled him with an Alien tie in.
>>214544229>high heels xenomorphgrim, did it come out of a tranny?
>>214542614ONE more day
Damn, looks like I had a serious case of nostalgia goggles. I remember being amazed by Alien 3 but I just watched the Alien scenes again and the CG was pretty damn terrible :\https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnsqHpiQQ_c
>>214544245Hawley couldnt(or didnt bother to) get a tall lanklet actor, like virtually every movie, so had to do with heels instead
>>214543765>Arcturians are roughly humanoid, bipedal in form and comparable in size to humans. However, they are comparatively lacking in mental capacity; their intelligence has been likened to that of lower apes.[19] Biologically, they exhibit an unusual combination of insect and mammalian traits — physiologically, they are mammal-like, yet they live in subterranean colonies that reproduce via a single fertile, egg-laying queen. Like humans, they are warm-blooded, omnivorous and breathe oxygen, yet they are eyeless and communicate and rationalize their surroundings through a form of natural sonar.[19]>The species' reproductive cycle is particularly curious. After hatching from their egg, their young are amphibious and are raised in warm pools in a communal nursery at the bottom of the hive.[20] Despite their curious biology, Arcturians are sexually compatible (at least in a recreational sense) with humans.[21] Although not typically aggressive, colony members are fiercely defensive of their queen>Despite their curious biology, Arcturians are sexually compatible (at least in a recreational sense) with humans.[21]>Despite their curious biology, Arcturians are sexually compatible (at least in a recreational sense) with humans.[21]o.O
>>214544290Alien is a coomer franchise since day 1
>>214544245Is she in your room with you right now?
>>214544285>>214544337kek, I think we got a new Boy Retard appreciator
>>214544365>appreciatorNigga I'm angry because of the insane cringe in my Alien franchise.
>>214544404Dont worryit only gets worse
>>214544290These things sound ugly as hell.
What am I looking at? Did the eye take the dead android body?
>>214544404it will get worse, but there's enough to keep you going trust me. ocellus - the eye is worth it. kirsh and morrow are excellent as well (Timothy Olyphant and the cybernigga).
>>214544044She reminds me of Marina Mazepa in The Continental
>>214544448you are looking at a jeet youtube channel making AI fakes
>>214544458Yeah and that watermarked Cid from Ice Age reminds me of Cid from Ice Age while also reminding me that I'm watching Alien
>>214544088and I can tell you're a fucking moron that thinks that guns are the solution to each and every problemwhy would an "all purpose security team" go on a search and rescue mission on a crash site with guns and no medical supplies you stupid fuckdo firemen carry automatic weapons where you live?
Based.
I really, really hope for an extremely gory and slow death for every single one of these.Please tell me the redhead gets it.
>>214543738They do not know that. They literally ask each other what ship it is when they're inside it.
I actually lol'd
>>214544467no way dude its totally for reals
>>214544258the dog with the alien costume is cute af tho
>>214544532some of them will get btfo
>>214544588Good. Good
I deserve a non-psychotic normal white girl like her just for being white. Too bad that’s impossible when you live in muttmerica
>>214544653she's a crazy leftard and burns coal
Why does this make me so angry?
>>214544256cailee perfection
The more I see Boy Kavalier, the more I'm reminded of Elon Musk.
Fucking lmao this is secretly genius.>Let's send in the kids!Fucking kek. I approached this all from the wrong angle.
>>214544325>day 1no, day 1 of the Alien franchise was a Navy ensign addicted to eating peach pits dared to eat some kinda seed looking like a peach pit that came down from the sky and hit the deck of an aircraft carrier... resulting in the classical chest-burster thinghardly a coomer thing
>>214544701kek
>>214544701Wow! How did you figure that one out?!!!!!!1111111
KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER PLEASE GOD FUCING KILL HERRRRRAlso lol that cat scene, I understand some of the memes now.
>>214544458
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>214544764based ocellus patrolling the thots>>214544795creepy
>>214544795Oh no it's a cute Ukrainian girl coming to ravish me
>>214544809This is only the beginning
I-I'm honestly 50:50 between laughing and crying.How... how did this happen? Who approved this?
>>214544764In ep 6 they hint that she was molested as a kid hence her instability.
>>214544872
>>214544872hawley wanted a robot show and they told him he could have it if he used a popular franchise as a booster rocket. they gave him alien. hawley is retarded btw.
>>214544890Ugh..........What a fascinating and groundbreaking storyline for an Alien show.
>>214544795Bendy
>>214544898That actually explains some of it.But I'm not forgiving and I'm not forgetting that we had two Fassbenders blowing each other's whistles before in this franchise.
>>214544919same bitch?
>>214544927we have Fassbender at home
>>214544927Kirsh is pretty based tho
>>214544337I do this when my gf licks my ass
>>214544953I actually enjoy both Fassbender and Olyphant and would let both of them fuck me this instant.Olyphant, aside for the xenomorphs, might be the only thing keeping me going at this point.
>>214544982hah, fag!
>>214544982That's a bit gay dude
>>214544672I read this as burns local. She wishesThat fucking sucks though and I’m not surprised
I ... can'tIs this funny? Is it humor?
>>214545012you never heard of themed parties?
>>214545012creator is a marxist, this is him owning the chudsdon't look at the statue in the background btw
Seriously guise I think I'm done. For realI'm gonna watch an eye-monster supercut on YouTube in a month or two and then be done with it.
>>214544764Don't fuck w/ Nibs bro
>>214544795>did not crawl out of my displayphew that was close
>>214545032seriously, keep watching
>>214545032Fuck forgot the image
mon visage quand
>>214544953>we have Fassbender at home>you mean Rutger Hauer at home>wait a sec, I might have messed up the orders...
>>214545055kek
>>214545042>mick jagger, but a girl (allegedly)
>>214543536The Alien is just in there so the suits would fund production. The show is really about the eye alien
>>214545032>>214545055These threads are the best part of the show. Especially when it airs and the day after.
>>214545093she has great nudes
>>214545042You guys wanna fuck her don't you
>>214545125Originally the Wendyfatg and Nibsfag were the most vocal waifufags in the thread, bnut due to stuff that happens in later episodes the NIbsfag has gone silent.
>>214545094>The show is really about the eye alienEmbarrassing.
>>214543805Additionally no one in Alien says anything like>My god... Humanity's first contact with alien life The Nostromo gang are not surprised to find a crashed alien ship. They even have a protocol for returning to the ship after exposure to alien life.
>>214545070it's Sting
>>214545032la filtura...
Is this a troon?
>>214545158>They even have a protocol for returning to the ship after exposure to alien life.I've seen better safety protocols in high school though.
>>214545042I'm only just starting Ep 2. Isn't she the robot bitch who becomes hysterical and imagines that she is pregnant?
>>214545210how would you know that if you are just starting ep 2? it happens later???
Oookay I'll admit that sequence was pretty cool and the first thing I think I enjoyed, 30 minutes into ep.2. If I completely ignore the question how the Alien could kill like 15 people in 10 seconds.
>>214545208Ripley tried to do it by the book and not let them back in but Ash overruled her
feels more like the goonies than alien desu
>>214545210>I'm only just starting Ep 2.lol I've been there an hour ago. Sweet summer child.
>>214545232that's why I love Ripley
Is Romulus good
>>214544933Yes, she does stuntwork in a few horror movies like Malignant
>>214545274>nuke them from orbitshe's based and knew what to do
>>214545200Are you stupid?
>>214545226Oh I've been reading these threads since the startI have a vague idea of what happens >Wendy speaks the xenomorph language >One of the girlbots gets "pregnant">Another bot tries to replace Wendy as Boy Genius' favourite >Eyeball alien takes over bigger and bigger lifeforms >Morrow is based I still want to see this all play out though
>>214545282Yes
>>214545282Great production values, cute pair of girls in it, needless abundance of callbacks to Alien an Aliens
>>214545200My old gran would say she's gonna catch flies with that mouth
>>214545158I honestly don't even care anymore.
>>214545315very accurate, impressive>>214545323well said
>>214545165Yeah intense cringe can be a pretty massive filter, who'd've thunk it?
>>214545322>>214545333>>214545344Look at all these gets, blessed thread
>>214545200That's just albino Jenna Ortega
>Stay here, 7 year old kid who has no idea where we even arelol. Also we should seperate
>>214542614she's not in the showif she was i would watch it
>>214545393>don't have a nose for chins
They should just cut every single spoken line. This is God awful.
>>214545200SEXO
>>214545200nah she's just the token crazy white bitchevery show has to have one now
>>214545436Yeah WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
I know where this is going
>>214542614how the fuck is there a general for this. romulus was shit, so i bet this is shit too
LOL YEAH NO PROBLEM MY SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IS EVEN SMALLER THAN THE WRITER TEAM'S COMBINED IQS
>>214545450Do you realize that because of you, this city is being overrun by alien baboons?
>Callback to the bear joke from earlierThat payoff was amazing.
>>214545637Top fucking kek anon
>>214545554we're past that point since a few weeks anonwe're in Stockholm Syndrome zone nowalso >>214543198
I just gotta ask why this kid in his early 20s, born around the year 2100, gives even the tiniest hint of a fuck about a sports event from almost 150 years earlier.It's just all so... bad. So, so bad.
OMG isn't his dad the showrunner?Guys, the cringe. I can't anymore... I'm not strong enough.
>>214545450>>214545762The writing is awful in this show. It seems like it would be difficult to get people this incompetent. So maybe it's Noah Hawley's fault even more than just the writers. There has to be some root of the incompetence.>>214545554There's nothing on TV, which may be intentional because they want everyone paying attention to politics and current events.
>>214545873>The writing is awful in this showThank you, I thought I was going insane.
ive been positively surprsed by alien earth. it's better than most unwatchable shitshow airinglittle worried that it turn too much "lost" type of shit. it should keep horror, blood and original alien feel more. not the typical teenshow feel you get with most of shows, like "lost" or "heroes" and those kind of shitshows. it has slightly bit of that, im worried
o_o
There was 0 (zero) reason to introduce new creatures to the ALIEN franchise, the ALIEN is supposed to be the main star of the show. What the fuck are these writers even doing???
Who thought it was a good idea to let these secret science projects run around in probably the most dangerous area in the country? Also let her persue her brother. With no one realizing that this MIGHT BE A FUCKING RETARDED THING TO LET HER DO.Only 9 more minutes then I'm done.
Should've listened to him senpai ngl
>>214546037>Also let her persue her brotherHonestly this is the most reasonable shit the "scientists" have done the entire show. What better way to determine if the consciousness in the machine is actually Marcy or just an AI with Marcy's memories than having it interact with her past family?
>>214545347You sound irony poisoned
>>214546073Fair enough point, I was assuming they'd preferably keep the entire kid transformation process secret maybe a week or two longer, considering they did all the shit before in secret, too.
>>214545703>we're in Stockholm Syndrome zone nowfucking kek ain't that the truth
I wanna see him hurt
>>214545287>>214544919>>214544795How does one obtain a bendy gf?
where is the resident tripfag?
>>214546172dead
I want everybody to suffer
>>214543975the entire point of alien 1 was a synthetic assassin/spy making sure xenomorphs made it back to earth for study, retard
>>214546325kek, he was a side character you autist, the movie is called ALIEN not ROBOT
>>214545762Better question, why take a trip down memory lane looking at a baseball after a murder machine alien shredded several people of all times
>>214546167You've got to be flexible with your time.
>>214542614Reminder Cailee got molested by the 50 Shades bitch
>>214546473that is what a bad cut does. Scenes with no integrity
HUMANS WERE THE REAL MONSTERS ALL ALONG................................ Xeno could be a lawyer, a doctor, an engineer - if it wasn't for racist humans.
>>214547147damn xenophobes holding us back
OH BABY YOUYOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED
>>214547213
>>214547147Socio economic factors and what not
>>214542722snowbunny sexmidget
>>214546370>the movie about technology and an android trying to implant and kill the human crew members so their alien offspring can be studied back on earth isn't about that because the android isn't the main character
>>214546736What was her fucking problem?
>>214542910I need the full version of this picture for research purposes.
this entire show was filmed in thailand. apparently thailand is the new hollywood.
How come none of the Prodigy "lost children" got their consciousness uploaded into a Kpop idol body?
this bitch is like 27 how did she avoid the wall?
>>214548782Pretty cheap there. Hollywood so spendy
>>214545200that's my fish wife, she was given to me by dagon
I volunteer to impregnate the redhead
>>214546736pure lust in those eyes
>>214547147t. NY Times writer
>>214546736i am still into dakota tho>I had to wait 120 seconds to post this and i've just returned to post about a*e niggasI love a*e unironically I am looking forward to the next episode>>214547147XENOS DESERVE AFIRMATIVE ACTION
>>214548899She's a droid, duh
Are you guys watching this ironically?
>>214550428and enjoying itunironically
>>214542614I've got to say, it was a bold choice to cast almost the entire show with people who can't act. The black cybort and elephant are the only two putting in anything halfway compelling.Also, why did they go through the whole trouble of belaboring the erasing the ginger's memory thing if they were going to completely undo it in the immediate following scene? It was a huge waste of time.
>>214547147>reference to a meme line from the second movie>"uwaaah, I am being gamer-genocided by the DEI Soros-mafia!!"
>>214550428Show is pretty good, unironically.
>>214550697Are you just chosing to ignore how pathetic the writing is?
haha what a funny looking little guy, maybe he'll be a quippy sidekick?
>>214550697look the show is "OK"you REALLY need to suspend your disbelief
>>214550797dude, i am enjoying the showi won't give them an emmy or something.sometimes you just want to enjoy the characters you like, like predator or terminator films
sucking on nibs beautiful soft perky plump titties while wendy o face sucks me off
>>214550846All of the characters are fucking retarded and the story only progresses because of their retardation. The story is terrible and makes no sense. This show is made by people who don't know anything outside of their hollywood nepo bubble.
>>214542891>>214543169Caliee is a certified qt3.14
>>214542891I can't wait until all the children robots die horrific deaths haha
>>214543728>We don't need another gaunt vegan.You can say that again.
>>214542891her hair in the TV show does her no favours
>On a mission to collect biological specimens>instead of keeping them all secure in storage until you get back to a purpose built science facility, let your sub 80 IQ "scientist" who has no idea about basic safety and quarantine procedures experiment on them and not store them in secure containers>no one wears any kind of PPE even when people are dying from the biological specimens >somehow instant communication is possible from Earth>Boy Retard reveals all of his grand plan on a communications system he should have known would be recorded.>fire one of your most important people with high level access and threaten to kill him if he doesnt fuck off by the end of the day>dont immediately revoke his access or keep him under security escort until he's gonealso>he gets fired because he makes a huge deal about not wanting to delete a hybrids memory>his wife disagrees because she believes its the best thing for the hybrid and does the procedure>the very first thing that happens when the hybrid wakes up is she is told about all the things they wanted her to forget and she realises they deleted her memories.At this point I'm just treating this show as a comedy. There is just too much to laugh at.
>>214542614God she's beautiful
>>214546736lol, lmao
>>214545282Egregious memberberries and excessive "there's sumthin innawah'ah" aside yes it's well done
>>214550684It's an annoying old trope
>>214542722>0:44
>>214546736is it on video?
>happy go lucky 9 year old gets his face melted by a random alien fly for no reason wow awesome....
>>214551813>for no reason
so anyway then I sprayed this little shit and ate him, funniest thing I ever did
>>214551715you're an annoying old trope
>>214550827Looks jewish to me
Tell me, where is Mr Eko? For I would much like to get a (You) in this thread.
This series and general seems to have triggered a special kind of local schizo
>>214548886Existing canon technology does not allow the production of micropenises
>>214544467Such deceptive fraudulent practices require punishment. Filthy rats.
>>214545093>He fucked a frog.>He fucked a frog you see, and I'm his offspring.
>>214543106Sinking this planet with NO survivors.
>>214544890How do they hint at that?
https://youtu.be/967nC8D6kQI
>the episode released week before Charlie Kirk's slaying with a shot in throat in Utah>the captain dies with a massive hole in the neck>the vice captain has a bottle of dirt from UtahDid they know? Are they gloating?
>>214543106>snatch human, learn to speak>snatch wolf, speak like a human
>>214544795>*unzips dick*
>>214543230They eye things is much more interesting than xenos
>>214553192>Dear diary, I feel pretty unstable today, because I was molested as a kid!
>>214542614the show is so shitty OP'd rather use pictures from Alien Romulusit says a lot
>>214553192They say they knew she had trauma before they put her in the new body and had programmed to help with it
>>214547583built for BIG ENGINEER COCK
>>214546167You have to bend your fully erect dick backwards
>>214542614literally a princess
>>214542614she cutehated her character in civil warthe whole movie was stupid
finally caught up to lastest epep 5 was a series of stupid events. weyland yutani isn't sending their bestand how come comms with earth aren't monitored? the whole saboteur thing could've been easily prevented
>>214553674latest is 6 nigga
>>214553732Yes but I got nothing to say about ep 6I binged 1-6
>>214553674Petrovich listen buddy you have to blow up the engines, I'm going into surgery right now to transfer my mind into a synth body, but can you please just blow them up. Thank you. It means so much to me. When I get better I'll transfer your mind into a synth body too, I promise.Okay please blow up the engines now tysvm
>>214553742I feel the same way after almost every episode. We've got Blueballs Entertainment over here
15h until ep 7 where nothing will happen
>>214543161The zuck character feels like a really over done trope even though I think it isn't even that common, I guess because it's just terrible and not believable.
>>214544404the pristine alien franchise full of quality stuff
Is there even a 1% chance this season will end properly and not a godawful cliff hanger?I am hoping the Android kid arc is concluded and half anticipating Wendy will go rogue.
>>214553674>and how come comms with earth aren't monitored?End-to-end encryption
>>214554228>they will rip of starcraftthe sky is the limit to their ambitions
>>214554272SCV good to go, sir
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>>214546736pobresita
>>214543161The show is unwatchably bad, you just said it yourself. Why do you think these threads keep appearing? Just turn it off and watch something good instead
>>214543106Keep doing nothing as the lack of OSHA and pure common sense gets every human killed.
>>214544532One down
>>214554228no. 100% no conclusions and cliffhanger bait.
>>214554228>Is there even a 1% chance this season will end properly and not a godawful cliff hanger?Every new TV show is like that. They take a normal old season, split it in half and pretend it's season 1.
>>214554558>They take a normal old season, split it in half and pretend it's season 1.no, what they do is put all their work into season 1 to get the show greenlit, and zero work into thinking about where to take the story after that. season 1 ending with mystery boxes, then seasons 2+ just being endless stalling is the natural outcome of that method.
>>214542614I was onboard with this show until ep 5, where we were introduced to the crew that made the crews in Prometheus and Covenant look like geniuses. Then, when we went back to the main story, I started noticing the flaws there too.
>>214554680JJ Abrams has arguably done just as much damage to the modern entertainment sphere as Joss Whedon.
new thread pl0x
>>214554836Why?
>>214542700I honestly thought they were foreshadowing some kind of subplot where Morrow would kill and impersonate Smee in order to infiltrate the Prodigy islandI'm fucking stupid
>>214555119I said pl0x!
>>214551286She isn't in the TV show?
