Without using the word zoomer, what was so bad about his Spider-Man
>>214545505charisma void
Inorganic chemistry between the castWeak writingIron Boy - and they are supposedly repeating this same mistake with Professor Hulk and/or Doc Ock
>>214545505it was bad because it was just MCU sidequest bullshit.
>>214545505I wish Tom well, but his Spiderman movies are all perfect 5/10sNot his fault obviously, but they're just ok films, from someone who isn't a Spidey fans perspective
>>214545505One word: zoomer.
He’s good but perpetual baby man syndrome will only get worse as he ages. Look at how well Andrew Garfield aged in comparison.
I feel like I have an answer, but is almost 2 am so I wont be able to write something coherent.When you watch a movie like with a picture or a painting you unconsciously perceive the emotions and the burden of the production that director and/or the person behind the lens is feeling.When you get something as over-produced as Marvel movies you can't feel a coherent vision anymore, because those emotions behind the camera belong to a different movie.Over-produced I mean in the sense that you get fights that are already thought out in 3D before the director can start doing anything and then they just keep getting changed, like how in that highway scene in the last one, they have those water barrels explode for real, but the camera is not focusing there anymore because in post-production they decided they weren't as important, just like how Peter was not supposed to have the costume on in many scenes there and they just applied it in Post.So you can't connect anymore with those emotions behind the camera because they don't connect themselves with the image.I don't remember what else I wanted to write, but whatever this thread will die in 50 posts anyway.
>>214545505it's soulless, forgettable capeslop, like the MCU in general surprisingly, I don't think zoomers have anything to do with it, it's actually better than the amazing spider man
>>214545505Iron Boy Jr
>>214545505Tom seems like a nice guy but his Spider-Man doesn't have any screen presence for me. When I watch Raimi's movies I go "Woah, that's Spider-Man!", when I watch the MCU movies I go "That's Tom Holland in a Spider-Man costume with the wrinkles CGI'd out"
Spider-Man is a quippy, acrobatic superhero who fights alone, gets his ass kicked, and eventually uses guile, genius, grit to overcome his enemies. Spider-Faggot is a side character in his own films. He displays little grit, no guile, and no genius. Spider-Man's enemies are geniuses, psychos, and criminals who use as much guile, grit, and genius against Spider-Man as he uses against them. Spider-Faggot's enemies are weak fools that he would easily overcome if he wasn't a completely useless retard. The problem with emasculating the hero is that you either emasculate his enemies or you end up with the audience rooting for the enemies. So Spider-Faggots villains are reduced to Spider-Faggots level.
>>214545505To much wet rag iron boy, not enough chip on his shoulder chud
>>214545505He looks like he has 5 separate types of aids.
They changed MJ from Mary Jane to Mutt Jew
>>214546169Spider Man deserves a Mary Jane who is a proper fun loving ho in her early years
>>214545505Iron Boy
>>214545505He obviously got the role by letting someone put it in his butt
>>214546426I wish it was Garfield, then I would've stuck around for Avengers. But I get why they rebooted after ASM2
>>214545505No longer squarely aimed at young men and boys. That's literally the entire thing. Kick-Ass is a better spiderman movie than all, what, four of these?
>>214545505nice Renaissance hair in 2025, I'd like to see him get brutalized by The RHINO.
>>214545505the spider on his chest in 2017 look like a dang bedbug
>>214546358Weirds me out that she's totally believable in Dune, despite being such a blatant miscast, but in these movies she's just...like that
>>214545505hes a little bitch
>>214546517>refuses to suck deformed jewish dick>had to settle for having hot sex with Zendaya only in his dreams now
>>214545505two words: zoom er
>>214545505Ludicrously fake New York accent
>>214545505woke
zendaya
>>214545505he's a pussy, a niggerfucker, and he isn't even american.
>>214546774NYC having an accent at all in the 2020s is simply false. And not that it matters but Holland's accent is believable, it's just the acting that isn't
Gay twink
>>214545505There's no weight to anything.Like look at the ending of Spider-man 2002>Peter realizes that Uncle Ben was the best father he could've asked for, rejecting Norman's offer (unlike Harry, Norman's real son). Peter then attends a funeral where he realizes his best friend now hates him and the relationship will never be the same.>He also finally gets the girl of his dreams. What the whole movie was about. He finally gets his happiness... but the words of Uncle Ben reverberate in his soul, and he comes to terms with his lot in life. With his great power, comes great responsibility. He has a duty to the world now, and he can't bring her into this life. So he walks away from everything he ever wanted in life, determined to live up to not just Uncle Ben, but himself as a man.Compared to Spider-man Homecoming's ending>Peter takes off his costume, shows twink 6-pack>Aunt May says 'fuck'>cut to Blitzkrieg Bop creditsThere's really just no debate
>>214545505why was he obsessed with revealing his identity to everyone? spider-man's secret identity is one of his defining characteristics but this spider-man took his mask off at every opportunity. it pissed me off
>>214545505Everything
>>214546881thisthe home trilogy simply has no real weight to it and is carried by memes
>>214545505he's a really bad actor
>>214546774how can you tell a ny accent? i just know texan and bostoniaan
>>214547049Yeah. I really do believe that Marvel went out of their way to make the weirdest version of Spider-man they could.They didn't have a choice though, as any attempt to make true spider-man movie would just be an inferior version of Raimi's version. He just nailed every aspect of the character and the world, and still modernized it. Marvel was fucked, and considering they want their version of Spider-man to be more popular than Sony's (to eventually try and get those rights), they just said 'fuck it~' and made some weird high school comedy mix with a Disney channel attempt at an action movie. Wish they would've just embraced the Raimi stuff instead, that'd print money>remembers No Way Home with Tugboat existsOh yeah, case in point lol
>>214547149>any attempt to make true spider-man movie would just be an inferior version of Raimi's versionironic since raimi was really just channeling the superman films, one thing i've learned in making movies is that if you try to base an established character that's had prior adaptations solely on itself it seems to lead to a poorer filmyou see it in the star wars sequels, there's no basis in kurosawa or classic mythology, it's just using the previous films as a basis, likewise the home trilogy is just using the characters from the comics and doing a thing with them while forgetting to add an underlying layer that gives films soulmakes me wonder what exact inspirations these filmmakers even have, every great filmmaker will tell you about their favorite filmmaker and what movies specifically inspired them and you'll see those films channeled into their own creations
>>214545505No lips
>>21454714370's-2000's Trump has a strong NY accent
>>214545505Iron Boy with wimpy bottom energy
>>214545505This writing
>>214548061>Mortar strike>Looks into camera>Well that just happened
>>214545505midget, clearly foreign, relies too much on other characters, isn't even spider-man for most of his second movie, couldn't even sell tickets for his thirdas for the movies, they're all just really shit plots, and they try too hard to be different from existing Spider-Man movies>should we make a good movie? no, this series already has too many of those>>214547149there's still room for more accurate portrayals of Peter and especially MJ, at least much as I love the Dunsterino
>>214545505Instead if letting him be Spider-Man they turned him into Iron Man's Robin.
>>214545505Mechanical web shooters are dumb and should be retconned out of existence. He's just a super soldier with an extra sense. Most people don't care about Peter being a genius, especially since every other character in the MCU is a mega genius. So if he was never bitten by the spider, he'd be developing complex shit like the webbing anyway. Iron Spider is stupid outside of huge battles. The existence of the avengers makes everything he faces pretty much a non threat.
>>214548419Don't forget at the end of MoM it erased everybody memories about him,he should have been the main guy leading the team in doomsday
>>214545505Bad CGI. This is universal though. Everything looks worse.now thanks to outsourcing to shit third worlders.Entire main cast is ugly browns besides himToo much MCU shit instead of just Spider-Man
It's complete without any grounded reality. He's not even in New York for most of themNew York in Raimi's trilogy felt so special, all the little details and character moments. In Iron boy he's just in some weird ambiguous places half the time, it cannot be more obvious how fake it feels
>>214548419>The existence of the avengers makes everything he faces pretty much a non threat.Like how Fury just came out and gave an official statement that Mysterio was using VR to LARP so Peter wouldn't take the heat?
>>214545505He's too small physically, and he's too much of a stuttering pussy. Comic book Peter was an absolute chad in his college years. There's a reason MJ and Gwen were fighting over him. Also, Holland is British.
>>214545505faggot
>>214545505Surely someday they'll let him have puberty.
>>214548419Iron spider is fucking retarded Why even organically he Spider-Man at that point
The Raimi movies lean heavily into the sort of heightened fantasy of it all, almost like the original comics. It has a purity to it. You look at High School Peter and go "that's a nerd" even if it is a stereotypical movie nerd. He exits school after the first part of the moive.Amazing Spider-Man had the issue of Sony committee meddling, the "everything is connected to Oscorp shit" was them trying to speed run to their Sinister Six to build up to a big huge threat so they could make their own big universe. The conspiratorial aspects of the plots massively drag down the films. The opening of Amazing Spider-Man 2 where he almost misses graduation while fighting robbers was actually really good Spider-Man stuff. Andrew and Emma were really robbed here of something good. While the first movie he was in High School he graduates in the second.Oh boy here we go: Spider-Man is really meant to be a "Young Adult" and has been for most of his comic book existence, graduating High School pretty early on but the executives had it in their head that Spider-Man MUST be a student so we get three films of Spider-Man in school which add little to nothing. Every struggle is pretty much undercut by a joke, a sense of irony and it completely lacks messaging. Flash Thompson isn't a stereotypical jock bully as he is in Raimi or Amazing (although in Amazing he does show Peter some kindness after his Uncle's death). No in the MCU he is a dweeb himself. The breakdown of this simple form of storytelling to make EVERYTHING a joke belays the central struggles of the story. Raimi had simplicity, a fairy tale, a fantasty. Amazing got bogged down by the conspiracy by the two main leads still had personality. MCU Peter is bogged down by the jokes. Mysterio became villainous because Tony Stark called his tech by the acronym BARF.
>>214548419>He's just a super soldier with an extra sense.He beat the shit out of anyone in the Avengers not named Hulk or Thor.
>>214549092He can*
>>214545505He reminds fags on /tv/ that they're getting older while Spider-Man actors keep getting younger.. See >>214545616
>>214545505Tom Holland himself? I think he’s a good Spider Man, both as Peter and as Spider Man but his movies have a really crappy supporting cast. The only character he had any chemistry with was Aunt May. You never really understood why he cared about Zendaya and the fat Asian just existed, they didn’t seem like best friends.
>>214549092He's not that strong in the mcu. He got mogged in a 1v1 against Steve Roger's. And could barely solo an old af green goblin. Mcu spidey has Black Panther power levels, and it's okay. Tobey Spiderman could probably solo Thanos tho ngl.
>>214545505Forced to be too MCU/IM adjacent and far from the usual Spidey things
>>214545505Nothing, he's the best out of the bunch
>>214545505>charisma void>he never had the movie for himself>there was always someone bigger to overshadow him (Stark, Mysterio, whole cast of the No Way Home) >story never really focused on his hometownIt was SM only in the names and some symbols but that's it.
Well the movies suck for one
>>214545505He doesn't come off as a socially awkward retard like his character is supposed to be. His entire performance in the suit attempts to capture the snarky smart ass Spiderman of the 80s-90s but he gets totally mogged by cheesy one liners from 20 years ago. His acting also feels like some 90s Disney TV movie slopwork. He's just terrible. If it were anyone else his age with more talent then it wouldn't even be a question.>>214548419Mechanical web shooters are straight out of the original comics.>nobody cares that he was a geniusIt's one of his main strengths. He's always fighting enemies that use tech or bioengineering. The only reason Raimi set the standard with organic webbing is because he was too fucking lazy to write a scene where Peter comes up with the idea. So now instead of being a smart science professor in his 30s-40s he's portrayed as an eternal wagie.
>>214545505He's a sidekick, a loser, a momma's boy, but most of all a heckin wholesome chungus. Had Miles not existed before him, he'd be _the_ anti Spider-Man.
>>214550933He's stronger than Steve, if you watch the scene in Civil War, Steve specifically uses a tactic of knocking something down with his shield to drop something on him. Steve was being clever, not stronger.
Funnily, they took>Am I worthy to be Spider Man? premise and reused it for all 3 (4) movies. Which was rarely even a fucking point of his comic books. His movies were never about the difficulties of being Spider Man. It was about if he is able to even be Spider Man.This is the difference between entering the house and dealing with its interiors and standing before the front door. Holland's Spider Man stood in front of the door for 3 fucking movies. There was no character work within Spider Man concept.Terrible, terrible SM movies.
>>214545544>Inorganic chemistry>>214545505
>>214545505Written to be a clueless little boy. Never matured... That may just be a symptom of modern marvel writing though.The raimi and whatever spider mans, they started out as weak and meak. but they quickly matured.
>>214548419>Mechanical web shooters are dumb and should be retconned out of existence.>mech web shootersdumb, but whatever>that use a web fluid that's directly produced by oscorpwhat the fuck? Surely someone would've figured out after examining the webs that spiderman is leaving all around the city.
>>214545505He's gay!
>>214549044
>>214545505Homo.
The relationship with Iron Man was poorly managed. Making Tony a mentor for Peter is not a bad idea but it shouldn't have progressed into idolatry. The worst part was Peter's over reliance on Stark tech which really made him not feel like Spider-Man.I understand that they didn't want to show Uncle Ben's death for the third time, that's fine, but they went too far by pretending he didn't even exist. When Aunt May dies in No Way Home she gives him the ol' power and responsibility lesson, and it's presented like he didn't already know it. Why was he Spider-Man then? And he clearly did know the lesson in Civil War anyway, he describes it to Tony when they're talking in his room, just worded in a weird roundabout way. Also I was upset that when they showed Aunt May's grave it wasn't next to Uncle Ben's grave. That would have been nice to see.Finally, Zendaya is ugly and annoying. Spider-Man deserves a hot ginger GF. We've NEVER had a good Mary Jane in film, the Dunst version was terrible and the worst part of those movies, which were successful in spite of her presence, not because of it.
>>214548419kill yourself
Producer decision to cast a random mexican girl from the bodega down the street as Mary Jane Watson was what was wrong with him
>>214546169>Spider-Man is a quippy, acrobatic superhero who fights alone, gets his ass kicked, and eventually uses guile, genius, grit to overcome his enemies.Aside from constantly getting his ass kicked, Tobey is nothing like the canonical Spider-Man. He's not quippy, cunning, or brilliant, and yet people still like him. So your argument doesn't work.
>>214552313He absolutely is all of those things, but most importantly, he is heartfelt. His performance and personality come across as very sincere. I'm not sure why you think he doesn't quip when him quipping at Bonesaw is a literal meme. He also used Goblin's own glider to kill him; how is that not brilliant? I dunno man, you just seem contrarian.
>>214545505Whiney retarded faggot wannabe Ironman with an ugly mulatto gal pal.
>>214552412You do realise that being racist isn't cool anymore? This isn't the 00s anymore
Tobey's trilogy is a sincere, heartfelt fairytale. Holland's slop feels like a Nickelodeon series.
>>214552488That's a cool post, did your husband write it for you?
>>214552525forgot your spoder
>>214552313>Tobey is nothing like the canonical Spider-Man. He's not quippy, cunning, or brilliant, and yet people still like him. So your argument doesn't work.>quippyHad to beat an old lady with a stick to get thesei missed the part where thats my problemgonna cry?youll get your rent when you fix this damn doorcute outfit, your husband make it for you?staying away from you!>cunninghiding from norm before thanksgiving dinner under the balcony after a close callsaving both mary jane and the thing full of kidscrushing goblin with a wall (and any fighting moves involving web physics)got a girl he rejected more than once to run out at the altar on an astronaut husband for him in a 1 bedroom apartment>brilliant>>Peter Parker... Brilliant, but lazy...please commit suicide tonight
>>214551248>>he never had the movie for himselfFucking this, he was always a sidekick even in his own movies
>>214552646>youll get your rent when you fix this damn doorhe was absolutely seething when he said that though
>>214552683mad people cant be quippy? isnt this the basis of any cheesy villain from the last like 100 years
>>214545505>Took 6 movies for him to finally become Spider-Man>Will just end up playing second fiddle in his next solo film
>>214545505he was a bright eyed pansy and all his movies sucked
>>214545505For me its the whole Iron-boy thing they decided to make his defining thing.That is completely against Spider-Man's literal origins. He was created at a time when teenage superheroes were always sidekicks or on a team, so Spidey being his own man, a solo hero with no backup or support was what made him special.Having him beg for Tony's mentorship and tech to be Spider-Man is just disrespectful to the character.
>>214545544>>214545658>Look at how well Andrew Garfield aged in comparison.He looks like an expired twink he doesn't look grizzled in the multiverse movie. I see Holland aging on par to him.
>>214545505It wasn't tobey macguire
because execs spent years after amazing spiderman 2 WAITING SALIVATING BONERING for the next chance to do spiderman, AND they managed to get him into the MCU >look look spiderman is now in our multi hero epic story!both of these events and those leading up to each have made execs forget what was so fucking good about the original spiderman movies:spider-man 1 2 and 3 are movies about PETER PARKER, who is spidermaneven amazing spiderman understood this and had many scenes of just andrew being andrew and flirting with gwen and shit like thatwe hardly get anything like that with tom holland because if hes not in a spider-suit, 9/10 times theres some other character that will have dialogue instead of him (captain america iron man etc)
>>214545505The bong genetics are beginning the death march
I would love a Spider Man 4 with Maguire as a middle age Peter Parker having a mid life crisis
>>214552785>spider-man 1 2 and 3 are movies about PETER PARKERNot true, Dunst and Franco were also the main characters of the trilogy. And each villain had also a huge amount of screen time.
>>214545505he's uglythose movies are lame dogshit
>>214545505Because Tom Holland is an effeminate homosexual and he's not good enough at acting to completely hide his nature on screen.
>>214545505Tobey seems to be reluctant hero who's bad at adulting. Garfield really wants to be good at adulting. This bong is just a brand/merch for peter pan syndrome.
>>214552858>he's uglyTobey is super uglyAnd Garfiled has a weird head shape and a chicken neck
>>214552848dunst and franco who for the majority were also just humans? thats exactly it my nigger the reason dunst and franco appear so much is because peter parker appears so much, use your brain little brown fuckwit
>>214552870>Tom Holland is an effeminate homosexualHe married Zendaya
>>214552917yes thats what i said he married a man
>>214552837>I would love a Spider Man 4 with Maguire as a middle age Peter Parker having a mid life crisisonly if raimi also returns
>>214546412Why is she like this?
>>214545505Mainly the writing, but also the acting.
>>214551357>Superpowers AND a super geniusIt's pretty cringe desu. Especially considering he's never overpowered by his usual villains and supposedly has Hulk like strength. It's an unneeded trait that is the result of the original writers glazing. The comics are dumb and the more they borrow from them, the worse the movie gets.
>>214545505Does anyone know who the villains are in this new movie? I want to see Lizard, but done correctly.
>>214546523Andrew was awful in the role and made terrible material even worse.
>>214545799Trve! I've enjoyed a couple of Marvel movies but I also find them somewhat nauseating. Like Wendy's chicken tendies.
>>214546412Can't believe I got tricked into watching Yellowjackets with waifu bait. That show was fucking garbage.
>>214545799so true sis
>>214548419the dumbest thing is that the vulture movie would have been resolved if iron man picked up the phone
>>214545799...whatever
>>214546705imagine being brainwashed to the point where state sponsored industry plants show up in your dreams, holy shit.
>>214553559The Punisher and Hulk are gonna be in it. The theory is that Hulk goes nuts and Peter has to team up with Punisher to stop him.
>>214549079The Amazing Spiderman movies were bad but I liked Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone a lot. I wish the movies were better written and didn't have shitty CGI.
>>214552313He is when he's in the suit
>>214545505Iron Boy.
>>214553881Also they're the only ones with a good love interest.
All scenes should just be him getting railed
>>214545505Disney hates spiderman because they have to share the rights with Sony.
>>214545505That everything was bad, derivative, unimpactful. Casting, story, special effects, costume, dialogues. It was literally the third Spider-Man reboot within 10 years and brought nothing to the table that justified itOn top of that, annoying, soulless DEI shit everywhere
>>214553735I only had it once, in NZ, where you have to try hard to make something that tastes bad with that kind of ingredients. It felt like I was eating the Fast food version of Mc Donald if MCD was a good restaurant.
>>214545505The custom is not cool.And Peter still a simp that is too afraid to show his real identity (that's ehy Iron Man 1was so good).
>>214545505spiderman is effeminate.
All spidermen in their films were pretty gay. Andrew tops the bill. Tom's Spiderman is humor spiderman mostly. Despite he can do serious.I mean, at least Tobey tried a little. Especially with the dancing Peter part. Andrew is basically cringe Spiderman. Somehow it appeared to work with them on screen together. Do not care for the SJW mary jane shit. Would bang.
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>>214545505I actually like Tom Holland. What I don't like is the fact that they dropped Vulture sequel in favor of MCU shenanigans.
>>214545505Everyone except Aunt May is ugly.>his best friend Ned? who the fuck is Ned>his love interest >his bully who would be the one bullied irl>web shooters>playing second fiddle in his own movies to iron manI didn't watch any of his movies btw
>>214553833Knowing Disney it's more likely that Professor Hulk will be his new daddy to replace Iron Man and Doctor Strange
He was too much just an extension of Iron Man
>>214554604This whole comment makes no sense to me
When will we get comic accurate young Peter Parker, the one that's short-tempered and angsty
>>214556298I only tried Wendy’s once, in New Zealand. The ingredients there are usually so good it’s hard to make bad food.Somehow Wendy’s pulled it off. It was so mediocre it actually made McDonald’s feel like a real restaurant by comparison.But it was over 10 years ago and the only time I actually went there.
>>214557234Ansty young white men is not something modern Hollywood is comfortable exploring ubless in the context of villainy. They seem fine imbuing similar qualities into young women but not young white men.
>>214545505>you now remember when Tom Hardy posted this and Snoy made him delete it
>>214557662Both disney and sony suck for not making this movie happen
>>214557628Fast food taste can vary wildly from country to country. Some franchises give leeway to change ingredients or whatever. Wendy's nuggets are usually fine in most places
>>214557662The nootka man is based for funding Venom kino
>>214545505He's the most accurate peter parker yet
>>214545505they make him suck ironman cock for 3 (THREE) Movies
Not an unknown loner, he's mentored by Iron Man/Happy, has a buddy that knows his identity, other heroes know his identity already, etc.Not diy, he gets a sci-fi suit from Iron Man, government/Avengers contacts with Happy/Stark, etc.Too young. Spidey in hs didn't last long in the comics. No Bugle work/struggling for cash/Aunt May health problems, worst Flash, most of his rogues gallery are mad at Iron Man/Stark, no real growing up struggles like getting a job, an apartment, juggling money, etc. He almost gets an army of drones at his disposal ffs!Limited supporting cast with no classic characters. Even Aunt May is turned into a foxy lady. Not a bad idea in itself, but it make ALL his supporting cast original characters with the names of classic ones.And JJJ being in online media? And bald? Just... no. That guy would never do that. He'll die with his printed paper clutched in his cold dead hand and his wig in the other.No origin story, even in flashback. Wouldn't be bad with other characters, but Spidey's origin, or at least Uncle Ben, are so very important to his character and motivations. It's almost like they never existed in this version.
>>214545505He got too cocky as a person after Civil War (best live action Spiderman) and it shows in his acting. So the rest Spidermans are always a bit arrogant.
>>214553320Attention-seeking behaviors. Sexual arousal patterns, the risk, taboo nature, or reactions of others become incorporated into their arousal response. Impulse control issues, difficulty regulating urges despite potential consequences. Underlying mental health conditions, sometimes linked to conditions like bipolar disorder (during manic episodes), certain personality disorders, or substance use. Trauma responses: in some cases, past experiences may influence current behaviors.Or she could just be having a laugh.Seems to have mellowed out a bit, at least publicly, as she’s taken on more responsibility, go figure. She could have made an interesting Mary Jane. Maybe not the best comic accurate choice, but interesting. She could definitely pull off the Ho to Champion GF arc.>>214553755waifu bait always works, unfortunately. I Skipped/watched for Juliette lewis, Ricci. Sophie and Ella. Couldn't really get through the first season though.
>>214546169Compare 90s cartoon spider man with any of the modern gay shit. Dude looked like Christopher Reeves. MJ looked like a redheaded Marilyn Monroe. Not to mention Balck Cat.High test VS low test
>>214558317>Even Aunt May is turned into a foxy lady.At that point why not just have her play his mother, Mary Parker. Why keep him being an orphan and drop Mays original characterization? Could it have worked with him being raised by a single mother?
>>214545505>Without using the word zoomer, what was so bad about his Spider-Manfaggot looking, can't act, no gravitas, no ability to emote, boring stories.
>>214548061>old-timey record scratch>WHOOPS>You probably wonder how I got here>Well, it all began in 1914 with a guy named Franz Ferdinand>transition to shady looking Serbian guy with a gun in his hand> Franz Ferdinand plays in the background
>>214558517BC looks like a tranny.
>>214558779Fine, I didn't bother lookong her up. The BC from the first PS1 game then.
>>214558779Yes. Hot
He probably got the role on account of being RDJ's twink meat sock but I liked his performance
>>214545505He’s not very compelling or competent on his own. He has to be bailed out by other people a lot. Of course, that mostly comes down to writing and not his performance specifically, but even his face really screams sidekick material rather than being his own man.
>>214545505Wimpy, no charisma, manlet.Andrew Garfield was the best Peter Parker.
>>214556048Flash Thompson is the biggest miscast by far.
>>214558941>this is supposed to be agent venom
>>214558965Agent Venom is reddit
>>214558941There is still time to kill this flash off in Viet Nam
>>214545505I don't like how he speaks. Not the words he says, just that it sounds like a 30 year-old trying to sound like a 14 year-old.
>>214558383Toms Peter would make a great Instagram Boyfriend.
>Tobey: Broke momma's boy nerd who fights crime to prevent other people from experiencing the pain he felt with uncle ben's death>Andrew: Fatherless suicidal teenager skater who fights crime to one day find the killer of his uncle and seek the truth about his parents>Holland: Zoomer who got hired by robert downey jr. He hopes he can join the avengers one day and be the next iron-man while fighting tony stark's villains.
>>214545505Mogged by Tugboat
Bump
>>214545505Too much of a kiss ass to Stark and shit taste in women
