Could it have really been that hard?
>>214548840for Americans, walking to the grocery store is practically a death sentence
>>214548840Yeah I need to jerk off every 5 hours or so
>>214548840The dark man walks those roads. He walks the long miles.
>>214548840is this what america looks like
The tank kill amd 50 cal follow up was brutal.
>>214548852Be serious, expecting the average person to walk 3.3mph for more than 5 hours with ZERO breaks without the potential for serious injury is incredibly unrealistic. We didn’t evolve to handle that level of strenuous activity.
are they allowed more than a single canteen?
>>214548840Forrest would've nailed it
>>214548840Walking 300 miles with no sleep is a near impossible task, so yeah, that shit would be hard.IRL record is a little over 300 miles in 3 days with no sleep, so it’s world record caliber.
>>214548840why are there so many blacks
>>214548852its a felony in 23 states if you dont arrive at the walmart in your car.
The funniest bit was them having to crap because that's actually a worry. You'd crap and not be able to wipe and then walk and chafe your ass raw. Man.
>>214549463That's life in muttmerica
>>214548840Do morons not understand how difficult walking 300+miles(500km in europoor) would be? No break, no sleep, imminent threat of death if you need to take a shit or slow down even a little>>214548982There's trucks that follow them and swap their canteens or food for them
>>214548937They were counting whilst running him over. Easily the most brutal kill.
>>214549438i mean the book pretty much states no one actually wins. it's just BR before BR.the illusion there is a winner is the point.
>>214548946>We didn’t evolve to handle that level of strenuous activity.we literally did. our ability to persistence run/walk is the reason we became an apex predator.
>>214548852>>214549490Europoors really do some impressive Mental-Gymnastics to cope with not being able to own their own vehicle.
>>214548864It's within the rules to wank anon. You could even do it while walking thru a town with crowds on either side of you. So long as you keep walking.
>>214548840I pulled my groin jogging 3 miles two weeks ago and it just finally felt good today. After 40 your body will betray you
>>214552188Big deal. I pull my groin every night.
>>214551932Americans don't drive manual cars because using two feet is too close to walking
niggers
>>214548946>evolveOh brother...https://youtu.be/uMl6YcLZ7V0?si=jj3PSdVndSN-17Yxhttps://youtu.be/9cxnRo2IhBk?si=WY1QlaTduSJtD7cWhttps://youtu.be/hGYMbj_0LMQ?si=eK9q-GmCIKy0iwTthttps://youtu.be/THlZbHueP6c?si=OW12z06qjiekHGihhttps://youtu.be/6NIB_n8Y66o?si=2qBXxXLeWYKXBBob
>>214552237>more coping
>>214552237Amerilardians eternally BTFO
>>214551932that or they're just too retarded to pass a driver's test
>>214552204While groaning, haha!
>>214552237kek
>>214552607How do you put it in gear?- It's right here.- What is this?Is this a shifter car?I cannot drive a shifter car,so we got a little situation here.I can't drive these kind of cars.What the f*** is going on?You think that's funny?Would you like to know, smart-ass?Would you like to know whyI can't drive this kind of car?I'll tell you why.I'm used to luxury cars.Have you ever heard of a luxury car?You know what luxury means?Have you ever heard of Cadillac?Cadillac Eldorado?That's what I drive.I drive cars that shift themselves.My cars shift themselves.They're luxury cars.they shift themselves.
>>214549463movie takes place in a fictional version of the US that is even worse than the actual one
>>214552237Kek
>>214552750>>214552960stop replying to yourself
>>214552237lmfao
>>214548946Nigger we used to MIGRATE on foot. You're just a lazy fuck
>>214552278Imagine having to walk behind them for miles and miles.
>>214548852fpbp
>>214551932>Pardon, Sir?
>>214548864>he doesn't know how to jerk off while walkingngmi
>>214548840why are there so many walk threads lately?
>>214548852Yes because in the US if you’re not a city fag, the grocery store is 20 miles away. I know to the Europoor mind, having this much space is Unfathomable.
>>214548840I’m convinced that this is paid shills because I’m seeing too many threads with people not understanding such a simple concept. I refuse to believe there’s this many retards, it has to be bait by paid shills to discuss the movie.
>>214548852American here. Can confirm.
>>214553309Civvies wouldn't understand...
>>214553433Holy fuck you yanks are insufferable. My state is 27% of your entire country but please keep telling us about your 'vast distances'
>>214553553You don’t know what a vast distance even is. I could drive 100km/h in a straight line for 60 hours and never leave my country.
>>214553402I actually do kind of miss my night walks. That's the best part about being a NEET, especially right around christmas when I could walk past the lights at night. Shame working takes so much outta you during the day.
>wins
>>214548852Kek. I love how every single thread about this film starts off by mocking ameriburgers
>>214553433>having this much space is unfathomableMore like having this much time to waste, my nearest supermarket is 2 minutes walk from my home. Imagine driving 20 minutes because you need a piece of bread, lmao.
>>214553784Cope
>>214552237xD
>>214552237automatics have been more efficient for multiple decades
>>214552825i loved that the car was an 86 with the flip up headlights, such a premium choice.
>>214549736>You'd crap and not be able to wipeif you're at the point where you literally have a gun to your head just use your hand to wipe your ass
i'd take one of you angry euros on a tour and turn you into freedom loving burgers in no time. you'll be dying of heart disease and/or gun violence in no time
>>214553823Also less fun to drive since forever
>>214553641lol no you can't. 44 hours I'd believe but 60 hours is just blowing smoke up my arse
>>214553803I'm coping so hard i dont need to pick my car and drive 20 minutes again because i forgot to buy tomato sauce. You couldnt believe.
>>214553402This used to be me, but I also read during my walks. The neighborhood would mock me>oh here comes the poet>I bet he's in love with you
>>214553899You will never know what pic related is like. I can’t imagine having neighbors within hearing distance.
>another thread of Americans living in the rest of the world’s head rent free
>>214553940>You will never know what pic related is likenta but i know what that's like.the ground water tastes like rotten egg, internet and tv are spotty satellite that get totally fucked in the slightest bit of weather, literally nothing to do but mow the giant lawn if you're bored.endless bugs and potential rabies having rodents all over the place. have to drive 20+ minutes to get literally anywhere so if there's some kind of actual emergency, no one is coming in any reasonable amount of time.
>>214553940>You will never know what staying in your summer house for vacation looks likeKek.Do you amerifats know what owning an house even mean?
>>214548840Garrett Wareing and Roman Griffin Davis and Cooper Hoffman are relentlessly handsome.
>>214553988All of that is made worth it for the privacy and quiet.
>>214548840so they don't poop or pee during the long walk? or do they just poop and pee while walking?
>>214554013>Do you amerifats know what owning an house even mean?ESL faggot. Learn English if you’re going to use English forums.
>>214551471that's the joke
>>214548852...from all the niggers, gout, or cardiac arrest?
>>214554081also, don't they get sleep breaks?
>>214554081You got a three strike systems where you can slow down or even stop for a few seconds>>214554119Nope. It's an endurance competition
>>214554143i wouldn't survive that walk.
>>214548840>NiggersNot watching this shit
>>214554085Only someone from England can post something like that. You usalarders havent even your own language, lmao.
>>214554257And yet you’re here, typing in English. The jokes write themselves lol
>>214553823and yet professional racing cars always still use manual.
>>214548840Surely the best strategy would have been to pack a bunch of Kool-Aid packets or something right? That way you have calories you can make with the canteens they give you, and you'll piss it out instead of shit.>>214554081they do. For piss they just whip it out and piss during the walk since that's easy. Other people kind of just shit really quickly during it. One guy gets diarrhea and gets killed while trying to shit.
>>214548864Bad idea bro. In the books one of the spectators is a girl who just lays on the hood of her car legs open to the walkers, one of the walkers decides to quickly true and fuck her, but he gets 3 warnings before he can finish see he quickly stops and leaves.Then he has massive blue balls that are hurting him and he cant keep up the pace and gets shot like 5 minutes later.Never get blue balls on the long walk.
>>214554119no, they just fall asleep while walking
>>214548840>this is what Le Walking City posters wantsad
>>214548840What is the reasoning behind this forced walking. Is it kind of a plausible explanation, or is it some silly stephen king shit "what if there was an alternate universe were people had to walk as part of a ritual to keep away demons!"
In Europe, do you get really EXTREMELY RUDE FUCKING FAT PIECES OF SHIT that will block entire lanes in parking lots because they MIGHT get a parking spot literally 30 feet closer than the open parking spot that they passed up?
>>214554607It's basically the same premise as The Hunger Games>Totalitarian American Government >times are tough so they have a lottery system where a bunch of young men can enter to do the long walk and whoever wins gets a bunch of money and can request one thing ( within reason ) from the government. Whole thing is basically a propaganda distraction from the ills of the countryit's just an allegory for vietnam
>>214554684eh, the purge sounds more plausible
>>214554633we don't need parking spots, we don't drive.
>>214552237got 'em
>>214548840WTF why are they wearing the most unsuitable clothing and footwear imaginable for a hike when their lives depend upon it?
LMAO I hiked 31 miles in a day last month for fun.
>>214549736M8 you just squat down and your body has evolved so the poop just squirts out of you in like five seconds leaving little mess behind. Indians got it right.
>>214554866Good morning saar!
>>214553889yuropoors have zero fucking idea how large the US is compared to their tiny muslim sand country.
>>214554946that's using highways
>>214554946True. They think America is the size of their own countries and think we are just a wildly violent hellhole, when in fact much of the country is quiet and peaceful. England is literally just the size of Washington and Oregon. They think we see movie stars every day and there is crazy violence around every corner with this type of mentality.
If Europeans are so smart, why are they importing millions upon millions of niggers, jeets, and sand niggers?
>>214554946>>214554967>this is what americans consider a straight line
>>214555066>yurotards who have never driven a car unironically think that there are completely straight roads that span an entire countrylmfao you guys are retarded children
>>214554811they are all poor you dumbass
>>214555081i don't need to think anything. you're the one who defined the road as a 'straight line' and then failed to prove it
>>214548852I'm always baffled when I hear americans say "why would I go to the store when I could order it online?"
>>214548840Is there a fat person who dies first in this movie?
>>214555105>NOOOOO THAT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE YOU DIDNT USE THE MYTHICAL ROAD NOOOOOholy cope
>>214555138>the thing i claimed to exist doesnt existgot it
>>214555094They can't even afford a pair of good boots when their lives depend on them? They have to wear rubber-soled sneakers? Wouldn't his family or the inhabitants of their town have a collection to gear their boy up? Not familiar with the premise though, are they allowed to prepare for the walk or just scooped up in the middle of the night or something?
>>214548840How come all the blacks are literal African-tier black? Would I be wrong in presuming that they are all depicted in some way as noble and heroic compared to the whites?
>>214555183>it literally takes over 65 hours to drive across the US>nocar yurotard shids and pisses his pants because he lost another internet argument todaytake the L, Mohammad.
>>214548840>>214548852Americans literally need to eat entire meals in the cinema because they can't go a couple of hours without stuffing their faces. These hedonistic monstrosities find even the most basic of tasks difficult.
>>214554946>>214555019Correction, we know how big the US is, but we also know it's actually 50 countries all pretending to be 1, because individually they're incapable of functioning. Which is why we laugh at you when you say "look at how big out pseudo-Frankenstein country is", like it's not an embarrassment for you.
>>214555341We're a republic. Each state has its own varying laws but they're all subject to federal law. We have a shared culture and language, which is more than you could say for Europe, whose only unifying factor is they destroy each other every 100 years.
>>214555341>t. retard who is ruled by the UN
>>214555371>We have a shared culture and language>their only culture is suing each other over everything and everything>their shared language is a mixed of butchered English and SpanishYeah...>>214555390You're also in the UN, dumbass.
>no rules against touching or fighting other contestants This contest would last all of 10 minutes and would just be the biggest 4-5 guys throwing the littlest ones to the ground until they were left to duke it out.
>>2145489460/10
I kind of saw the "twist" ending coming. I like the books ending better.
>>214555135no the first one who dies is a kid who gets a charlie horse
>>214555403it was alright, but as you'd expect it's just like 2 hrs of people walking and talking so you won't really miss much just waiting for it to come out on digital. movie doesn't shy away from the gore tho
>>214555202There's only one kid on the walk who's really depicted as bad and he's like this southern autist, but then he's actually shown to not be that bad and is more of just a fuckup so you kind of end up feeling bad for him. Otherwise they're all depicted in a positive light. the protagonist is the chubby white kid.
>>214548852Yeah because of the bleks
>>214554351What joke? The fact we both are typing in an European language? At least i'm European.
>>214555105>>214555105>not knowing that "straight line" didn't apply to the actual, physical path of a car, and not the general path from Starting-Point to Ending-PointLol, OK, Autismo, be sure to double-down again.
>>214554405Who cares? I'm not a professional racer, and neither are you.Automatics are not only more efficient but easier & more convenient. Therefore people don't prefer them. Not super complicated.
>>214554188That's the point. It's literally a Last-Man-Standing Death-March.
>>214554405Full automatics are literally banned in F1. Plus they don't even use actual manuals, they use semi-automatics that let them shift without a clutch.
>>214548852>>214549490>>214554097>>214555301Please see: >>214553976
Is walking at a brisk pace really this bad for Americans?
>>214553784Imagine living in an Urban shithole for the "privilege" of not being able to own a car.
IMDB says it's really graphically gory so it's not for me even though it sounds an interesting film.
>>214556114it is actually quite gory, it's not like Hunger Games where they cut away from the movie there are some brutal deaths and injuries. One guy walking on a necrotic foot, bullets tearing people apart, etc. So yeah don't watch it if you hate gore.
>>214553402>why are there so many walk threads lately?Eurotroons have been taking a lot of L's (while Americans have, conversely, been taking at least a few W's), so they've gotta' vent that impotent frustration somehow.What's the alternative? Actually ADMIT that America is better in some regard. Lmao, not gonna' happen.
>>214548840>redditors when the city is walkable but there are apes everywhere you go
>>214550111What's BR?
Looked up the plot and why the hell would any totalitarian government allow someone to make a wish that involves killing a major in the army.
>>214554405>>214556073>The European-poster insists he's smarter/more knowledgeable than everyone else, while in reality actually knowing jack-shit compared to anyoneWow, who saw that one coming? That's totally not the established, usual pattern.
>>214556212They didn't/wouldn't. His wish was for the carbine and the Major was just retarded enough to give it to him right there since he was sure he wouldn't throw everything away right there and actually use it. It's implied the guy is gunned down right after he shoots the Major.
>>214556203Battle Royale (2000)Although it irritates me that so many people apparently think that Battle Royale invented the idea of speculative future Bloodsports, when it's predated by Death Race 2000, Rollerball, The Running Man, etc.
>>214554946i get america is big but is that a good reason for putting things really far away?you shouldn't need to drive to the shop
>>214555446They didn't show in the movie because it wasn't necessary but yeah, negatively interfering with another walker will get you a ticket.They can help each other, but not hinder each other.
Record is the 87 hours walk with multiple small stops in Sweden.
All long walk participants in the book did it because they wanted to die.
>>214555341>but we also know it's actually 50 countries all pretending to be 1No it's not. The States aren't "Countries" unto themselves and haven't been for hundreds of years. You know that it's "The United States of America" and not "The United COUNTRIES of America", right?>because individually they're incapable of functioning1. Many of them are.2. Even for the ones that aren't, who cares? They don't have to be. They're States in a Republic, not competing "countries". Are the individual counties or territories in your country all completely self-sufficient and capable of "functioning" (however you quantify that) independently of the rest of your country?
Honestly? If I was one of the many current right-wing grifters I would actually try to set up a Long Walk (sans shooting, unfortunately...maybe paintballs for effect) for shit and giggles. Even lowering the speed because MMURICA.It wouldn't last more than half a day and the butthurt would be delicious.Or Mr. Beast I guess, but he lacks the political spin to actually make it kino.
>>214549463It takes place in america two years from now
>>214556397>the many current right-wing grifters
>>214548852>>214553721>>214555129>>214555301
>>214556397Do you really believe you'd find enough Americans actually willing to walk?
>>214556361That's too complex, realistic & nuanced for modern audiences.Now they need to be good boys that are FORCED into doing it, because that makes it easier to make it a metaphor for how Drumpf walks people to death or some stupid shit.
>>214556468Try to not catch a bullet with your face next time mr. Israelem
>>214555129>I'm always baffled when I hear americans say "why would I do something that would be especially inconvenient for me to do right now when I can instead take advantage of the fact that it's 2025 and I'm in a First-World Country and accomplish the same thing in a way that's more convenient for me?"Yeah, I bet that leaves you baffled.
>>214556497the book was literally a metaphor for young men being suckered into vietnam. besides, they aren't forced in the movie. they all voluntarily sign up.
>>214556487Eh.Put up a semi-decent prize, few thousands up to mid 10s, they'll do it.Get 50 smartwatches by sponsor, that will automatically keep pace and automatically give out warning and tickets for speed and/or for leaving the track.Pay some fake colorful goons with nerf guns for show and a EMS crew, you won't need them for more than 10 hours.Rake in the outrage&controversy cash.
>>214556397>set up a Long WalkLiterally why?>If I was one of the many current right-wing griftersIgnoring the typical soifaggot buzzword of "grifter" for the moment, what does that have to do with being "rightwing"?Bro, were you just THAT sweaty to bring up/cry about "rightwingers" unprompted?
>>214556566>Rake in the outrage&controversy cash.>outrage&controversyOver what?
>>214556552>they aren't forced in the movie. they all voluntarily sign up.I was told that was changed in the script back when the movie was still in production. Did they walk that back? The Movie actually KEEPS that detail now?
>>214556497They weren't FORCED, it was more like "If that's the expectation for everybody in society, and the only way out of misery, is that actually even a choice?" conundrum, and they fucking SPELL IT OUT in the movie itself for retard-level watchers who wouldn't get it otherwise.And you still didn't get it.Honestly, this movie could be pretty topical if modern audience weren't too up their own bum to engage with it on a frank level
>>214556566Just say it will make Canada/Venezuela/Russia/The left or Libs seethe abd see them do it for free
>>214556621why not watch the movie or at least read a synopsis if you want to be faux outraged about it anon. yes, in the movie they make it clear they all signed up.
>>214556510I mean that won't be a problem if leftists can quit being violent, unhinged, murderous incels with a compulsive drive to attack/kill people who think differently than they do. Are you saying that expecting even that much from them is too much?
>>214556602Having to walk I assume
>>214556397>>214556487>>214556626Quit responding to your own posts, faggot.It's creepy & pathetic.
>>214556648>why not watch the movieYeah, let me just throw another $18 dollars at a Ticket to another adaptation, in 2025, WITHOUT knowing whether it's butchered dog-shit or not first.
>>214556730>or read a synopsisor just pirate it. right now you're just posting here getting mad at an imagined movie in your own reality
>>214556579Because.Also I think, at least once, it would actually turn out profitable.>Bro, were you just THAT sweaty to bring up/cry about "rightwingers" unprompted?Tell me the Major–thus the country as a whole, at least by submission– is not far right. "LOL LET'S "IRONICALLY" APPROPRIATE THIS THING THEY THOUGHT THEY OWNED US WITH" is right up the alley of right-wing-internet-gurus. See the groypers shit. It wouldn't work if it came from Breadtube.>>214556602Over "LOL THEY WANTED TO MAKE A POINT ABOUT US WITH A MOVIE/NOVEL ABOUT A DEATHWISH MARCH IN A TOTALITARIAN STATE, LET'S MAKE A FARCE OUT OF IT WITH A FLAT TV FOR THE WINNER".100% shitflinging ensured.
>>214556767Bro, your Buzzword-screeching is borderline indecipherable.
>know you're going to be walking during hot summer days where you can't stop to piss or shit >am allowed to wear or bring whatever you want>they decide to dress stylishly in heavy layers including shit shoes, eat heavy foods that require them to pass solid logs, and not get in wicked shapeDo these retards not watch the previous contests to understand exactly what they're going to be up against? First off, all you're wearing is a poncho so you're both weather proof and can just hike it up to piss or shit without fumbling with belts or zippers. Next you're on an all liquid diet so you don't have to pass solid logs and your poops are thin and runny so you don't get wicked aas chaff from not wiping, you can just dump a canteen between your cheeks and be clean. Next you're wearing the lightest but most rugged shoes you can find, and you're bringing a second pair, and you practice switching them off as rapidly as possible. And of course, not only are you spending all your free time practicing 3mph walks, but you're also dropping as much mass as possible, showing up to the march as a skeletor, not some chubby kid with bitch tits or big bulging biceps. You're going to look exactly like a marathon runner by the time you show up.
>>214552237Ok this got me
>>214556849Yeah, the fact that the Long Walk is a yearly long-standing event and there are no "careers" (except maybe Stebbins) is pretty unbelievable.On the other hand, it is a "lottery" with a base of every young man in the nation, it's perfectly reasonable that behind the scenes they just avoid picking people that would actually be prepared and fit for the walk.
I just looked up the ending of the book on wikipedia and it's fucking dogshit
>>214556767>Tell me the Major–thus the country as a whole, at least by submission– is not far right.I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you meant "majority" and just fucked it up due to being ESL/incompetence or some shit.But even if that's the case, no, you're still retarded. If you unironically believe America is, in its current state, anything approaching "far-right", you are bafflingly misinformed. Your sheltered ass clearly doesn't know what "far-right" actually means: It's a Hell of a lot more hardcore & brutal than you'll ever have to experiences in modern pampered First World counties. If you're looking at modern-day America, you ain't even SEEN "far-right" yet, nigga.You also need to reconvene with your fellow Eurotrash and make sure your narratives are aligned. The currently Eurotrash narrative on 4chan is that "America has no real right-wing as is instead far-left and is the Great Satan that is at fault for pozzing their originally supposedly based & tradpilled countries", and it has been for 5 to almost 6 years now. Your narrative is that many years out of date.
>>214556989>the ending to a Steven King story was fucking dogshit...No......Are you SURE?...
>>214557023The Major, Mark Hamill's character.I'm talking in-movie-universe, you dumb fuck.
>>214556486The episode was about how hard he kept thinking and seething about him thoughbeit
>>214549490Its a class 1 misdemeanor not a felony you unwducated faggot
>>214551932Seething.>>214552237>>214548852Amerilards eternally BTFO'd.
>>214556486
>>214548937How did you watch it? I can't find the torrent.
>>214558734Me on the bottom
>>214553150Most migratory humans stopped at nightfall and took regular breaks.
>>214548852We dont have walkable cities. We live in the suburbs away from rocket scientists and engineers so can be safe. This is the price we have to pay to get circumcised and support israel.
>>214548840I just walked 10 miles and I'm basically dead.
>>214558780You can come over to my house later bro I have it
I lived in japan for 3 months, and since the cities are still safe, abd the country hasn't yet enjoyed the fruits of mass immigration and diversity, I walked everywhere. I was walking at least 6 to 12 hours a day. It was the best id ever felt.
>>214555446If you stop moving you get a warning. In order to fight someone you'd stop moving at some point. The people picking fights would quite literally die. They even showed this in the movie.
>>214556129Someone got Jeremy Renner'd, and I laughed out loud because I instinctively thought "cock status?"
>>214556849They're walking in from Norhtern Maine to Southern Maine. It gets 40 degrees at night. You'd be cold as fuck once the sun goes down dumbass.
>>214553309The clip and the fat retard are from the new Jackass.
>>214552296you should check out the recurrent laryngeal nerve, christcuck.
>>214555301>there are no cinemas that serve food in europe>not onesure thing Fritz
>>214556849Wouldn't it be the opposite, obviously not obese, but you'd want to go in heavy so you could lose weight without a negative effect to your overall performance for as long as possible. If you've trained otherwise the extra weight wouldn't be an issue and the extra calories would be invaluable.
>>214558780There are these places out in the world called movie theaters, they play movies for the public. You can purchase a ticket for any of the showings (an industry term) they have available for money. You make money by exchanging your time, goods, or services for it. Some people call it a job, but sir I'm lucky enough to call it livin'.
>>214552237
>>214549438Just a day in the life of Bonnie's Grande Armee.
>>214548840i really did expect them to kiss though
>>214552296>if you don't believe in my magic semite king the sky you must believe everything is just luck.Oh brother....
>go out on an early screening>room is mostly empty in reservations website 2 hours before>pick a seat with a full empty row>room is still mostly empty>get to seat >guy plops himself down right next to me>mfw
>>214559165Vaxxed?
>>214553976>spend trillions and ALL your political capital to influence Europe>lol, why do they care about us so much?Thank god for Trump. He'll make you poor irrelevant isolationists and Europe independent again.>>214554684>Hunger Games but without a hot chick and even more dumb and boringI hope this shit bombed.
>>214548840you try walking for 24 hours straight and see how your feet hold up, never mind several days
