Some actors simply cannot act. In Harry Potter the Philosopher Stone, near the end of the movie, we have a scene where the trio decides to go and stop snape from getting the stone. The trio are confronted by Trevor in a scene that is very well done, we see the actor being surprised to be caught by Trevor. Sadly, we are soon confronted by the reality that Matthew Lewis is next to the toad, having a bad monologue about stopping the trio from losing more points (which is stupid because they are already last). In order to bypass the nuisance, Hermione cast a stunning spell on Matthew Lewis, sadly Matthew couldn’t such a good performance. Indeed, the editing team had to add a blue effect to distract the viewer from his bad acting acting which is followed by the worst fall in the whole franchise. If he wanted to make us convinced that he was petrified, his head should have hit the ground first, but during the fall we see him bending his ass so he can fall on it, which is followed by him raising his hands, breaking the immersion. Truly, a dummy would have done a better job than him, his acting skill are that bad. What is even the point of that scene? No, Dumbledore could have simply give more point to Harry or what be fair at let slytherin win.Do you have any other actor that get mogged by a side-pet and disgraced by terrible poor acting? This whole scene let us see clearly that Matthew Lewis doesnt have the appeal or acting skill necessary to be be good star child actor like Daniel, Emma and Rupert, he shouldn't have been allowed to act in the movie and these scenes should have been modified and giving to Dean Thomas
>>214556031Why did a toad have better acting in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’s only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
What are the biggest plot holes in Harry Potter?
>>214556177Time turner, Ron's rat being an gross old dude and never showing up on the map Ron's brothers had, actually most plot holes are in the worst Harry Potter movie.
>>214556177dobby in the 2nd book is a major plot hole by himself, just how did he find harry potter, and why would he go tell harry potter that lucius gave a book to ginny that can treathen hogwart? why not go to dumbledore, and how did he find harry exactly?
>>214556365>just how did he find harry pottermagic
>>214556031>>214556177Potter books are dumb kids’ stories. There’s no lore, no worldbuilding, no consistency. One book has time travel, another ignores it, and spells work differently whenever the plot needs them to.
>>214556177people suddenly cast wordless spells to force a 'u know nuthin, arry poorrer' revelation at the end of a book and then it's just treated as common knowledge
>>214556388then why dont the ministry or even dumbledore use one of their house elf to find sirius when he escape prison?
>>214556472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Uz0LMbWpI
>>214556472magic
>>214556494"SHUT UP" isn't an argument, i lost a of of respect for Tolkien with that clip. He could have simply said the eagle didn't feel like it or had an headache or something
>>214556031they should have made more than 1 attempt at this scene because it was not done well, but i believe they were afraid of hurting matthew lewis head. The dummy might be worth more than Matthew
>>214556636The guy created over 900 named characters, several languages to varying degrees, a fully fleshed out world with cultures, a creation myth, and documented history. Within all that there's a pretty good explanation that people kept rejecting. At that point I think he's allowed to throw his hands up and say "because I, the author, contrived it this way. End of story."
>>214557075He's only the translator, actually
>>214557075im pretty sure i read because of the nazgul and other flying beast in mordor, also i read they didnt want to get involve too, only at the end because it was over and there was no point to let frodo and sam die
>>214556031All you need to say is that it's based on books written by a woman, so it's obviously a trash franchise.
>>214556031Who tf is Trevor?
>>214557995its the toad, he mogs matthew lewis, he is a plot device used to introduce hermione to harry and ron
>>214556636I never watched LotR but wasn't the point of sending Frodo that he was sneaky? Eagles are not sneaky at all.
>>214556152based book enjoyer still slaying harry potter threads all these years later
>>214557971These are shill threads farming engagement
>>214556152>"No!" not on a separate line5/10 at best, sorry
Reminder that its a genuine jeet janitor that protects all this spamIf you check out the wiki about the April hack and go to the janitor list and look for "arsonak45", you'll see the three boards he does it for free for and /tv/ is one of themIf you read more about him you can see that he uses the same username for reddit too.If you google "arsonak45 reddit" you'll get a ton of results relating to the boards hes in charge ofThe highest amount of posts he has is on reddits Harry Potter forum
>>214556031I haven't seen the movie, did they cut out the part where Neville's head hits the edge of a table on the way down, partially scalping him and cracking his skull? I remember Harry Ron and Hermione had to stretch their legs farther than ever to not step in the blood puddle.
>>214556177Time travel. There's all sorts of shit that totally invalidates every single plot: wands having a search history, invisibility and shape changing and mind control spells, house elves that are basically gods, truth potions and ways to watch someones literal memory, healing potions that can regrow flesh and bones, ghosts and empirical proof of an afterlife, etc.But the characters have access to easy and effortless time travel and not once was it ever mentioned before or after it was used to help Hermione attend more classes. They try to say it's because time travel is pointless because anything you could change has already been changed but that's a retarded concept. Who would stop Harry from giving younger Dumbledore information about the Voldemort's plans and the Horcruxes after they killed Voldemort in timeline 1? Once Harry learned time travel was a thing why didn't he immediately accuse Dumbledore and co of basically killing his parents since they could've went back in time to stop it? Not to mention there's already canonical proof in the sequel that yes, you actually can go back and change things in the past.
>>214556636It was explained in the books.
>>214558187i cant find anything when i write arsonak 45 reddit
>>214558191if the movie was realistic, hermione would have cast avada kadavra by mistake and dumbledore would defend her explaining she is a first year student and didnt't learn that these curses were unforgivable
>>214556177That Hermione didn't desire super successful high status chad friend who she spent most of the time with, and there was not even a hint at her considering him. Like, I don't get it. Also in 4th movie Harry noticed Hermione changing her teeth and looking really good, but had not a hint on the thought about hooking up with her. Completely unrealistic.
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>>214558326its because you have to age again, so you can't travel more than few hours at best also its not written, but hermione basically became 1 year older than her peers in the 3rd book, thats why it was ok for her to have sex with grum after the ball, because she was technicaly 1 at this point, considering her birthday her birthday is september 19th 1979 September 1979 , so a sex scene could have been made, explaining why ron is jealous>>214558522i agree, if jk rowling was a better author, their would be a lot of people using polyjuice to turn into hermiones
>>214558542Deh
>>214556177Ron opened the chamber of secrets, which requires speaking parseltongue, because he heard harry say it and he's good at replicating it I guess? The amount of shit that would be exploited and break society if it was real, but it just gets used one time casually as a plot device:-Obviously everyone has mentioned the time turner-Polyjuice potions would probably be outlawed and highly regulated. That should could cause all kinds of issues in crime and politics-The luck potion would absolutely have entire industries revolving around its production. I don't care how hard it is to make, there would be entire industries centered on this single potion. All it would take is one lottery win for it to be profitable-Literal spells that creates objects, summons objects, duplicates objects, transmutes objects, etc would pretty much make trade useless -A spell that makes you immortal. Don't care if it's "ultra dirty magic" people would absolutely dedicate their lives to creating a horcrux.
>>214558411I keep forgetting Hermione was black
>>214558920its because jk rowling didnt write the book, she just copied them and put some of her fan-fiction in it, thats why she breaks all her magical rules. when you read harry potter, you know it was wrriten by a male, if ift was written by female, harry and ron and the other boys would have chapter talking about each girls and how much they want to date them
>>214558542Basedeh
>>214559267What is the motivation for the true author giving it to Rowling to make billions off of?
>>214559415marketing reason, the books were writing by a group of guys, but like many writing guild, they know they gotta have a fake author to promote their shit, thats why they used a single homeless woman (she was living in government welfare and was a divorced single mother). the perfect pr lady to promote the book , why? so other divorced single woman could make their kids read them. and they also got a huge cut, none of it is organic, you could see them with jk rowling in each premiere, of course they are just viewed as guest but w/e i know the truth
>>214558542DEHVADA DEHDAVRA!
>>214558175This pasta is more than a decade old, NewDays
Flipendo >>>
>>214556636>>214556494pretty sure it's explained somewhere that the eagles are afraid of the witch king, who has a dragon, and the orc archers and they don't think they can actually fly into mordor since it's so heavily defended >why do they do it at the endbecause frodo already cast the ring into the fire so there weren't any orcs or dragons or shit to kill them also I'm pretty sure there is some weird deeplore shit in one of the posthumous manuscripts that only autists care about that says the eagles were actually angels or some shit and had no freewill and couldn't interfere because angels gandalf, sauron and sauromon are the only angels that break the rules and do what they want but also only humans actually have souls and everyone else is just doing the will of the christian god and the christian god wanted gandalf to do all that shit
>>214556177Don't lift the girls' skirts with spells every now and then
>>214559728There is no ChatGPT in this thread, why are you defending Matthew Lewis so much?
>>214559526What was their cut? Seems like they would want a pretty big one to stay silent about this. How do you know this in detail?
>>214559984much like how the mod is being paid to protect these spambot threads >>214558187I have been asked by lewis' estate to come defend him
>>214559607With "No!" on a separate line. That's how the pasta is supposed to be.
>>214556392*ripped off Icelandic sagas
>>214558730>A spell that makes you immortal. Don't care if it's "ultra dirty magic" people would absolutely dedicate their lives to creating a horcruxIt's now as good as you might think it is.Let's even ignore the fact that to make one you have to kill someone, once you make one you are permanently "feeling it" imagine going to sleep and still feeling the coldness of the box you have your horcrux and then once you die you become some weak ghost having to jump into rats to live or be lucky enough to get a person to jump into for a while until they die.But let's go to the funny part of how to revive yourself into a full body you need: >The bones of your father >A sacrifice from a loyal servant >The blood of your nemesis While also being on a world with confirmed afterlife mind you, it really isn't worth it
>>214560403It’s because the body was destroyed not the souls
>>214556494>S-SHUT UP!woah... truly the epitome of british wit
>>214556031That's a 10 year old kid bro
>>214560626It's not really Tolkien you yank faggot.
>>214556494Funny
Jannies and mods are so new they let this Baskin spammer keep shitting up the board with this daily fucking spamhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Matthew%20lewis/type/op/https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Longbottom/type/op/
>>214560727Engorgio!
>>214560722Why does it affect you so much that I want to expose Matthew Lewis? OMG I wrote 47 posts in like 10 threads? jesus relax matthew, i know you are sweating over being exposed by still you did that to yourself
>>214556031>>214556031
>>214560989>>214561613you can always "ignore" and move on with your life? or maybe block "matthew lewis" this thread respect every rule of this board, and all my post and threads are 100% authentic and made by a humanare you jealous because your threads dont get as much engagement as you feel entitled? see there are 8 movies for me to go through so i hope yo get used to it because im gonna expose that he wasnt wearing a fat suit, fake ear, fake teeth and his role wasnt necessary foor all his scenes, and yes this is /tv/ related. his whole career is made on lies and he got away with it for too long.
>It's the weirdo who hates the guy who played Neville being a schizo freak again threadWatch this...Matthew Lewis looks really handsome now don't you think OP? Really grew into his looks didn't he?
>>214556636Mordor had a no flight policy for the Eagles
Growing up is realizing Voldemort is an allegory for zionist jews who hates gentiles
>>214559267>>214559526Wtf is this schizo shit?
>>214561917she tried to write her own book, they are supposed to be the sequel to the harry potter and they all flopped and failed. Except for the fact that she tried to write her book, the sequels (and the results were pretty bad), I think it wouldn’t have worked well if she came forward with the truth. The worldbuilding of Harry Potter is already strained by the original series which she fail to understand and would probably crumble if the scope was increased further. so please explain me why she stopped writing the harry potter, it could have easily grown to adult harry and see his progression into becoming a auror.. which by itself is a plothole (why the fuck harry want to work for the ministry when they try to fuck him since book 3)
>>214562058Harry Potter is like Star Wars. The world feels big but it's actually very small. People cared about the core characters, locations and escapist fantasy when they were kids themselves. You're coming off as someone who needs meds.
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>>214556177Time TurnerFidelius - Secret Keeping CharmAlohamora - Unlock Everything Spell that unlocks nothingBasilisk being a giant snake that nobody sees that can be defeated by rooster crows
>Some actors simply cannot act. In Harry Potter the Philosopher Stone, near the end of the movie, we have a scene where the trio decides to go and stop snape from getting the stone. The trio are confronted by Trevor in a scene that is very well done, we see the actor being surprised to be caught by Trevor. Sadly, we are soon confronted by the reality that Matthew Lewis is next to the toad, having a bad monologue about stopping the trio from losing more points (which is stupid because they are already last). In order to bypass the nuisance, Hermione cast a stunning spell on Matthew Lewis, sadly Matthew couldn’t such a good performance. Indeed, the editing team had to add a blue effect to distract the viewer from his bad acting acting which is followed by the worst fall in the whole franchise. If he wanted to make us convinced that he was petrified, his head should have hit the ground first, but during the fall we see him bending his ass so he can fall on it, which is followed by him raising his hands, breaking the immersion. Truly, a dummy would have done a better job than him, his acting skill are that bad. What is even the point of that scene? No, Dumbledore could have simply give more point to Harry or what be fair at let slytherin win.>Do you have any other actor that get mogged by a side-pet and disgraced by terrible poor acting? This whole scene let us see clearly that Matthew Lewis doesnt have the appeal or acting skill necessary to be be good star child actor like Daniel, Emma and Rupert, he shouldn't have been allowed to act in the movie and these scenes should have been modified and giving to Dean Thomas
>>214558522Hermione is an annoying bitch that Harry only tolerates when Ron is around. In fact, Harry only tolerates either of them because he grew up with no friends. Since his only reference for how friends work is Dudley, he gathers minions that are absolutely loyal to him due to their inferiority. I'm not a Harry/Luna advocate but Luna is the only one if his circle that is friends with Harry on equal grounds because she doesn't give a fuck.
>>214562388Maybe but Evanna Lynch is a horrible actress that competly ruined the character of Luna becasue of HER interpretation of Luna. Book Luna (unhinged, believe litteraly everything, 0 social tact) and Movie Luna (cute and enduring, potential love interest) are 2 complete different character, its not for no reason she failed her acting career after harry potter. she is a bit better than matthew lewis so i will give her that
