>Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia. And it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
>>214566412He's right though
>>214566412>NecrophiliaI don't believe anybody has ever actually participated in this, you'd basically have to work in a morgue or something, it's not like there's dead people just lying around in the street for you to have sex with.
>>214566504You could always kill people and then fuck them later.
Tony Perkis did it better then Dwight
>>214566504>I don't believe anyone has actually participated in this gross sex act.Therein lies your folly.
>>214566412Shame is the single most underrated emotion in western society as a whole currently.
>>214566504bro people used to grave rob like crazy. there was very likely some 17th century bonehead grave robber with the physiogamy of quasimoto and he probably dug up a grave of a hot bitch and jorked
>>214566637They still need to fortify graves in India for this reason
>>214566603Definitely worked out for me but there was a serious self loathing period where I hoped for death before I pulled it together. Now I've got the best job of my life
>>214566504Never heard of Karen Greenlee? BTW, get a barf bag before you read this..its,uh..fucked. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Greenlee
>>214567074This isn't even the tip of the iceberg, she would actually get turned on by the scent of decay and used to steal and have sex with the corpses of men. She said that she loved when they'd spit up fluids when she was riding them.
>>214567116This is her whole exerpt from "apocalypse culture", just ctrl f "karen greenlee"..you ain't ready for this shit. https://www.thetedkarchive.com/library/adam-parfrey-apocalypse-culture
>>214566504>what is india
>>214566412>"ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disordersThat's literally fat cope.
>>214567278>>214567116>>214567074This is the sort of woman Corpsegrinder from Cannibal Corpse would date
>>214567278The Ted K Archive?
>>214567074I can play dead!
>>214567396>>214567432> Yeah. It was convenient working in the funeral homes. I’d get to drive out to the cemetery with the family. I’d get to mourn right along with the family at the loss of that loved one. Except I was groaning in a little different tone! People can’t really tell if you’re grief-stricken or passion-stricken. I’ve had members of the families put their arms around me and say, “We’re so glad you could come!” Then you have to spin this big old yarn, “Yeah, I knew him in school....” If the guy didn’t have a girlfriend in life they think you were ... “Oh, she’s the one!”
>>214567074But how did she have sex with corpses? She just sat on top of them or whatever? I mean, a guy can stick his dick in anything, but what does a bitch do?
>>214567532She doesnt get into exact detail, but she was having sex with them. In the exerpt she even mentions that she would cuddle with the corpses and hold their hand like she was their lover.
>>214566412He's right. If you aren't taking active steps to improve your life, then you don't value yourself enough to do it, ergo you must hate yourself.
>>214566637grave robbery as depicted in media (19th century) was partly a thing because of doctors trying to do research and practice against the will of the church, and just generally criminals looking for loot.
Theres always a warning sign that's so common, kids playing with dead things and being abused. Dahmer, Gein, etc. They all have the same, if I had a kid that was having "funerals" for dead things..that would be a trip to the psychiatrists office, cause fuck that shit.
>>214567532Wouldn’t the cocks be stiff from rigour mortis?
>>214567074So, I can now add dead dudes to the list of things women will bang before me.
>>214567074>unlike men, women don't have deviant fet-
>>214567710I just finished reading her interview. Apparently she would grind her clit against the body while riding them.This book is pretty wild, actually. Gonna spend some time clicking around.
>>214567728You think that crazy butch was mentally well? She was stealing bodies and fucking them, or at the mortuary where she eventually got caught
Hey sweetie, daddy's going to take you to talk to a nice manWhy daddy?Because you dug up the neighbors dead cat mittens and was chewing on its skull
>>214567774Shes so non chalant about it, like it's just an everyday conversation to her. Like "so, I fuck dead bodies and cry and "moan", at their funerals, big whoop wanna fight about it?"
>>214567074I’ll have what she’s having
>>214567294yeah, don’t muslims have like a week or two they can fuck their dead wife?
>(there is no law in California against necrophilia)
>>214566504I don't believe it either but then I think what if someone dug up prime Gianna Michaels?
>>214566998That's what the Herbalife guy said
>>214566998I don't know what the best job of my life could be. I hope it's plumbing because that's easy to get into in my neck of the woods, and it pays well.
>this was considered insanely in shape for the average male in 2004
>>214566412>fatness>geneticMore like Globohomo gym, amirite?
>>214567594the line is implying if you dont improve yourself, then you dont hate yourself enough to do so
I used to love the gym, gave me somewhere to go and something to do. Take them 2 scoops Boi, be fucking WIRED. ITS SQUAT DAY BITCHES, WHERES MY RACK
>>214569229Hmm, mine works better. If you aren't ashamed of yourself enough to change your shitty situation, then some part of you likes it, and that's harder to navigate then>If you're in a shitty situation, and you're not actively changing it, then you must hate yourself
>>214569268 I actually lost weight and build a good amount of upper body and core muscle. Lost my job, had to move, been out of it ever since. The time I had not going to the gym I could have the body of a greek god.
>>214569341Self hatered is what made me do it.
>>214566504I believe theyre usually murder victims
>>214569341Fuck I meant navigate than*>>214569371You'd be an exception then. A lot of people live in excess, in mediocrity, poorly (both monetarily and otherwise), and it's only logical that they must hate themselves if they refuse to change their situations. Not hating yourself enough leads to>Well why am I incapable of change?And that, if you've ever read any Jung, is too broad a question. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad for you. But "if you aren't changing yourself the better you must hate yourself" cuts through any and absolutely all bullshit.
>>214569459Dude, I just fell off into depression again. I lost my drive and everything. I look at a person that disgusts me and obviously disgusts others. It explains my hatred for fat people.
>>214567074>10 days in jail for fucking 20+ dead corpses >makes a bunch of money for doing interviews/books about itBeing a woman truly is life on easy mode
>>214569459Nta but I've accepted that I hate myself and fully understand why other people hate me. I even changed for about 6 years and got in great shape and tried doing things with others and it turns out I'm just not friend or even acquaintance material and that I'm hated by pretty much everyone. I'm better off in society dead, but my parents are still alive so I just go to work and go home and do my hobbies and drink to feel some relief to not kill myself. I went from 22yr old phase of life to 92yr old in 10 years and I'm just running out the clock at this point. Me and my widowed grandpa are in the same stage of life though at least he has a legacy.
>>214569731Pay for chatgpt plus, make goals, feed them to chatgpt, ask it "How do I achieve these goals in x amount of years?" For instance, if one of your goals is having a legacy of children (as opposed to, say, a personal legacy of being a good son), then feed that to chatgpt. List your negatives (people hate me, etc.); work through it. I'm assuming you have a decent job when I say all this, of course. If you don't have a decent job, then that should be the first order of business.
>>214569731yea dude just use chatgpt to improve your life
>>214567710i dunno if it works on dick at all but rigor mortis is only temporary
White is right.
>>214567074>whoopsy! we forgot to make engaging in sex with a corpse a crime. you're free to go.
>>214570848>>214567710Rigor mortis is on muscles, the dick works by filling with blood. Corpses to be buried have all their blood drained. not that they'd be able to get erect without a working heart to pump the blood there.
>>214566504I would do it
>>214567074>wikipedianice try, rabi
>>214566504>I don't believe anybody has ever actually participated in thisfirst day on earth, retard?
