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New Episode OUT NOW
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i hate jeets so much it's unreal
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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
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>>214569365
she's the queen of the xenomorphs
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I'M ACTING: the show
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>>214569380
Literal SLAY QWEEN
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So Wendy can literally talk to and control the Xenos.
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>>214569295
why is the acting so bad in this episode? did they film it first? even justified man is not good
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>>214569403
she's not a mary sue. She's just perfect
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Anyone detecting a weird I want to fuck my sister energy from Wendy's brother?
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>jeet gets white man killed
>nigger helps him move the body
What did they mean by this?
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>Dis iz de beest place Iv ever bin
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>me when it's alien time
https://youtu.be/06UqqqdmglY?si=xodDdIv9HbGCyupf
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Give me (You)s
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Looks like we got another good episode again, so far.
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Trying to get arthur to drink
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>>214569295
Wendy Kerrigan confirmed. That one anon was right.
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>>214569454
Probably just the actor's horniness + bad acting
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>>214569454
no, but I'm detecting a "I want to watch the xeno fuck my sister" vibe from him
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>You fired him! He's on a transport!
lol She doesn't even know! She doesn't even know! How dumb is this show.
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>>214569413
Sure anon sure
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>>214569464
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>>214569464
Hey baby. I see you have braces. I have braces too.
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>>214569403
This is me, Wendy Thornberry, part of your average family. I got a synthdad, a labmom, and a brother. There is joe, we found him. And Xeno - HE found us.
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Kirch just wants to fight cyborg man doesn’t he.
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>>214569403
>control

eeeeeh.
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>>214569486
>write a show about retards
>everyone is retarded
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>>214569506
Moderate kek
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>>214569508
Kirsh is /pol/ and Kinocellus is old/b/
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Can someone post a magnet link for the torrent please?
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>Marked graves in the middle of a jungle.
lol Why would anyone possibly do this?
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Damn they didn't fuck about and kirsch is done with this corp my man the only one with competence
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My new tinfoil theory is Kirsh is the original hybrid test subject but had his emotions completely turned to zero. And he wants to fucking brawl with Morrow.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. ARE THEY SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING HE JUST INSTA-WAKES UP?
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>>214569475
Qrd?
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>>214569588
anon plz
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>>214569588
Hawley-morph is not the Xenomorph we know
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>>214569588
Has anyone ever woken up with memory loss after getting Facehugged?
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Gorilla alien please
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>>214569597
Just like it sounds. She's gonna be a xeno Queen.
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>>214569612
kane did
navarro did
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>>214569588
he has already been asleep longer than any facehugger in the last 3-4 properties in this franchise. Ridley would have him down for 30 seconds tops before bursting.
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>>214569612
Kane, though this guy woke up too fast
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reminder low sperm is married to a black hottie irl
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>>214569612
Yes but they basically just forget the facehugger attack itself
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>>214569639
Post pic
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>>214569542
sure king, base64 decode it (google)
aHR0cHM6Ly9leHQudG8vYWxpZW4tZWFydGgtczAxZTA3LTEwODBwLXdlYi1oMjY0LWV0aGVsLWV6dHYtMTYzNDczODEv

will return with abetter link if I can find it, seems to be the real episode,
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>>214569626
kek
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>>214569539
you think the eyeball monster just likes causing chaos for fun? they even said watching the footage "he doesn't benefit from this in any way, why do it?"
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My boys are on the Mr. Impossible challenge to get him to the beach in six minutes or else
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IT'S ALIVE!
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>>214569661
Why couldn't he have just taken an egg? lol
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>>214569661
They'd be able to just carry around a baby xeno
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Someone help me out, my stream died right when wendy was learning that the black synth died, and then it jumped to her, readhead and her brother walking out of the facility, what happened in those 10 minutes?
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>>214569659
shes a agent of chaos
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I hate that literally every alien installment has changed

>how long the facehugger is attached
>how long the person lives after the facehugger falls off

I can't even fault this show for it because every fucking movie did it
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>>214569564
I think kirsch might have emotions. early on he had that look like he was tired of boywonders shit
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magnet:?xt=urn:btih:085fc358df8f669cb5d7baa603f357efd1bccaca&dn=Alien.Earth.S01E07.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL%5bEZTVx.to%5d.mkv&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fp4p.arenabg.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce
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>>214569647
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>>214569679
wendy basically almost told the xeno to free itself
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>>214569680
her favorite saying, "chaosh is a laddah"
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Why would they leave the bodies on marked graves? I'd just have them cremated and thrown away
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>>214569696
this is real it just added trackers to the real torrent, go ahead lads
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>>214569667
That's what Morrow asked for originally. That freaked the kid out too much because it'd be hard to move.
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That was BRETTY GOOD chestburster I give it a solid 9/10
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>>214569701
Is that domino
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>>214569715
yup
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OH SHIT! COMMANDOS!
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>>214569702
So the xenomorph is out or just got told?
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>>214569687
At the least he is self preserving. The xenos and bugs are too dangerous. Not sure.
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>>214569707
How else would they get tat emotional story beat
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>>214569686
Meh it could just vary. The tumour needs to form into a chestburster so maybe it just varies from person
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>>214569728
xenomorph isnt out it stopped when the guards let wendy leave
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Kirsh is a chad
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>>214569715
More like cuminho
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>>214569754
I see, thank you
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>"We got you pregnant!"
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>>214569746
No. Every director is different and doesn't give a shit about what previous directors have done or what is established. Don't make excuses for them. Ridley literally could not care any less about it. He purposefully put it on fast forward to as fast as possible because he hates Alien-shit but was forced to include it.
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Morrow looks good in operator gear
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>low T man had a baby
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>>214569647
>>214569701
>>214569715
>>214569723
>>214569767
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GIRL BOSS
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Based Nibs
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This indian fella really just sucks all around
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>Saar this is what you ordered. Xeno is in him saar
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Even if Ocellus knows what numbers are, how the fuck does it know the human symbols for numbers
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>>214569805
She's cummin for them white bois
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>>214569831
LOOK HOW STRONG THE WOMAN IS! SHE CONTROL DA XENOS BETTER THAN ANY MAN EVER COULD!
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Christ, this is just embarrassing
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Oh god what is this snake charmer shit
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mold scrubber + ocellus kek
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>Look what that xeno did to my BROTHERS
>This reminds me of the sandbox
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It's such a fucking travesty to see a xenomorph rubber suit in a bright daylight shot, it completely kills all its mystery and it makes it impossible not to see the guy in the suit.
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EHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS BREAKING LORE
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>>214569845
been in a human host has human knowlege was watching a scientist
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Can we not have the rubber xenomorph with shit jaw articulation in the goddamn JUNGLE SUNLIGHT please?
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>Saar pls! Saar! Do not redeem my mom, saar!
>*jeet noises*
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It's over for Morrow
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>all theseanons getting mindbroken by continuity errors and lore disagreements
>I'm just enjoying Wendy's luscious lips
Lmao
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>>214569853
fuck off
>>214569907
no its not
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>>214569892
They should have wet the suit like the old films
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>>214569892
They're counting on easy to please gen xers
>muh practical effects!
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>>214569924
>Wendy's luscious lips
Do you not see the fucking REDHEAD next to her?
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>>214569348
>Low trust society happens to affect workspaces as well

Quite peculiar

anyway I dropped this show at ep1 not because it was horrible jeetslop but because of the fucking mind transfer plotline
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sirs what was that shoddy cg
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>>214569925
Suck my dick bitch. Your show sucks harder than star wars and that's saying something.
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>>214569892
>>214569914
hivemind
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>>214569942
You haven't missed much
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HOLY SHIT NIBS CONFIRMED GODDESS
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>>214569948
dumbass
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>>214569845
It understood the question that explicitly described pi
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what the FUCK is the point of nibs
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>>214569941
You mean that flat faced crazy slag?
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>>214569967
Goddess ?
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>>214569924
She's a minor you creep
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>>214569892
It's all how you film it. Alien Resurrection looked fine. Alien just doesn't work in a rushed and half assed TV production.
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What the fuck, it's already over?
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44 mins lol what the fuck was that total shit
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>>214569980
I'd nib her nibs iykwim
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WHAT DID YOU DO ANON!
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>>214570007
I am woman. HEAR ME ROAR!
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>>214569980
shes a kid ?
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The show just prematurely ejaculated
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next episode is the season finale btw
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>the hideous deformed dreadlock beast didn't die
>that chinless faggot killed Nibs
Yeah I'm dropping this trash, the finale can go fuck itself for all I care. Oh, and fuck you too, niggers, you allowed this. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
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I didn't think it could get any worse but that was amazingly bad jesus this is the best worst show ever
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>>214570022
nope
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>>214570007
wendyfag in shambles
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WHAT A FUCKING SHIT SHOW

CANCELLED AFTER 1 SEASON LMAO
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>>214570026
*series* finale. No way this gets renewed.
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>>214570029
>killed Nibs
I was sure he was going to blow her head off but when that turned out to be one of the taser guns that means she's fine
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>it's over already
What the shit?
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>the jew steps in just in time to stop the redhead from murdering the black
They really do hate them
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>>214570022
Same
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Amazingly bad episode. I was honestly enjoying this so far, but for a pre-finale, this was almost shockingly awful.
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have your parents ever knocked the door while you're feeding your homebrew chestburster project?
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that jungle scene lmao. its completely over for this franchise
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>>214570047
>>214570043
It has to continue. She has to be Queen of the Xenomorphs, taking over the entire Earth and enslaving all mankind to service the aliens. Just in time to send the Nostromo out into space so they can accidentally stumble upon the mysterious xenomorph and have no idea what it is and die some more! Then do it again 60 years later!
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This has to be the worst episode to date. The worst acting as well. Wtf happened?
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>>214570063
That was some cancel-tier bad episode not really fond of bright jungle xeno pet warrior princess
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Episode 7, and I still have no idea what the fuck Kirsh is doing. Was this all this chaos a 200 iq play to lure Morrow in and capture him?
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Lmfao at Prodigy now having hundreds of soldiers who pop out of the walls instantly

Where the fuck were these guys the first six episodes
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>>214570085
Its always been shit you just have low iq
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>>214570095
Extras are expensive plz understand
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How did they fucking CATCH a chestburster that had disappeared into foliage?
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>>214570043
>>214570047
Fuck u
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So next episode this whole island is getting nuked, right?
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>yutani dude sprays bullets straight into the xeno as it pounces
>0 effect
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It's just so bad, holy fuck they'll never recoup the money back holeeee shit

sell it to amazon or something jfc
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>>214570112
When I saw the net gun, and the cutaway that Morrow didn't catch it, I hoped for just a second that a Predator showed up
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>>214570116
Won’t because of season 2
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this was embarrassing
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>>214570120
That and suddenly capturing the chestburster is inexcusably bad writing
I know we could do a better job
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>>214570120
Wendy cast a protective spell on it
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Legitimately 1/10 episode. The 1 is for Nibs tearing off that glowie's jaw and for almost killing the nigger.
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>>214570125
fuck off
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>>214570120
Yeah I was thinking that too, no way he didn't get shot on that dive?
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>>214570079
It's tumblr fanfic. A 57yr old man is writing tween tumblr fanfic.
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>>214570095
>"Great news the SAG strike is over! Unleash them from catering!"
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boy kavalier gonna become t ocellus hybrid
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At least we get cutiellus in a human host talking to Boy Retard next ep. Silver linings?
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>>214570135
There is 0% chance of this getting renewed
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Ever since this 8 episode season every 2 years format became popular, the penultimate episode has pretty commonly been when the shit really goes down. Feels weird to see one be short and just a bunch of setup.
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What's really cray about that 40 minute premejeculation is there's nothing to talk about
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Who wrote this fucking episode
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I love Nibs
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>>214570163
>talking
What makes you think it talks? He possessed the engineer on the ship and it just growled.
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this part of the chatgpt script didn't get refined brothers
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>>214570174
It raised some interesting points regarding the Jeet Question
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Its literally over, pack it up and go home. At least the actors got paid? LMAO

gg
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>>214570183
that was before she got use to the body
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>>214570177
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What does it mean when a show keeps getting more retarded each episode, but you cant stop watching it?

Also how hard is it to show the cyborgs, androids and synths fucking shit up? All weve got so far was Nibs ripping that guys jaw, ffs.
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How did morrow find the top secret rival research island so quickly? Does the magic, invisible, always-on, power sourceless telephone he put on the jeet also have a gps tracker?
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>>214570201
They didn't even try, did they
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>>214570174
yeah, this episode felt like a stretched opening scene of the season finale, not like an actual full episode
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>>214570106
THIS
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>>214570203
A trainwreck
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Will Curly ever do anything? What the fuck.
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This will not be redeemed for a season 2, not in any world does this get a season 2 my god did they just fucking smoke the money
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>>214570204
She is absolutely not dead
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>>214570199
>she
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>>214570183
Didn't have time to adapt on the ship. The numbers thing showed Ocellus is intelligent and not an animals, plus, it understands human speech. These are the big reveals this episode.
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>>214570204
Nope. She has to have more retarded spergouts for the big finale meeting with the "five" where she SHOCKINGLY murders one of them.
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>>214569788
lol
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t ocellus does mind control/manipulation convinces boy kavalier to sacrifice himself
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>>214570206
The island probably isn't too hard to find, but why the fuck did he go inside the facility? They were looking for the xenomorph outside and had no reason to think it had gone inside. Unless he decided off screen to go get the other xenomorph.
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>>214570204
She is alive. There's a scene with blood all over her face in one of the trailers
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>>214570204
they're definitely going to do an asspull where the electric shock didn't actually kill her but reboots her and she becomes healthier or something.
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>>214570257
Never said what target 2 was
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>>214570256
WHO did he mean when he said he knows just the person to give occulus?
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Holy fukk
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Is this episode really only 44 minutes or is the free site in using broke
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>>214569475
that was me
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>>214570208
Science killed him. Brilliant writing. Surely Tim must know how bad it is?
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>>214570270
Target 2 was the xeno baby, or did you need an overlay for that as well
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WHAT DID YOU DO????
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>>214570204
>>214570232
>>214570247
>>214570262
She literally got shot with the magic Gun That Never Kills Anyone, that has already been used on Joe, Ocellus and the xeno Wendy killed
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>>214570257
He was probably going for an egg
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Only caught the last 10 mins, how did Nibs learn xeno language?
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>>214570273
himself
t ocellus used confusion mind control on the black lady with the space ticks
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>>214570273
I don't know. It cut to the brother right after he said that, but I don't think any of the editing in this show is deliberate.
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damn, Kirsh turned out to be...Justified
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>>214570298
boolet is for kill
zapzap is for stun
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>>214570278
actually 41 mins and the music startes like 60 secs before the end lol
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>Arthur gets up without the patrolling guards and the two kids seeing him
>The facehugger flies up into a tree to fall on top of the kids
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WORST EPISODE
WORST SHOW
WORST BOARD
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damn I feel sorry for the nerdy science man. he just got a shit deal all around
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My honest reaction to this dogshit episode.

What a load of shit. I feel embarrassed for recommending this show to my friends based on the first two eps. God.
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>>214570304
Boy wonder getting octo'd would be a pretty great death actually
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ummm sars pls understand we could only afford chatgpt 4.0 very small studio pls sars
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>>214570309
>>214570208
I genuinely laughed when he told the two kids that they're grounded for murdering that guy
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>>214570236
anon u heard the dumb scientist
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>>214570317
Tricked again muahaha
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>>214570281
she wishes she was as hot as Kerrigan. Or had a Jim Raynor love interest
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>>214570330
They’ve been leading up to it the entire show
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>>214570321
His name was ARtHUR (low t)
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>>214570305
>>214570304
I think it's the female doctor so he can "finally have a smart conversation with her"
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>>214570309
ayyyy
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>only one more episode
bro
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>>214570330
would feel good to see
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If they dont cancel this show theyre just going to bankrupt everyone involved
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Catching a chestburster in a jungle seems genuinely fucking impossible

Fortunately they managed to do it offscreen
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>>214570298
electricty + Hybrid = death
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>>214570315
Doesn't the face hugger just die and fall off when it's done?
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>>214570326
Kek and saved
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>>214570353
One too many

Hell, 8 too many
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>>214570345
>implying anything in this show is intentional
The writers don't even know what happens next week yet
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>>214570367

Yes. Canon from Kane in Alien.
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>>214570326
that sheep is a 4chan user
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>>214570367
that's what happens when I'm done too
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>>214570372
They'll just read Peter Pan dramatically while cross fading between models
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This shit is getting exceedingly ridiculous. It's just full on schlock at this point.
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>>214570378
They were awful kills. Terrible editing, terrible setups.
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WHAT IF the eye is from a predator
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>>214570390
They could have done something smart, like converting base-69 to decimal, but nope.. magic
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>final episode
>20 overlays of wendy/brother/xeno/boy wonder with eye octopus as the island burns to the ground
WHAAAAAAAAAT IVEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
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>>214570364
I mean, it showed them shooting the net at it. I have no idea how they knew to look for it, or how to find it though.
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>>214570409
Gonna get cancelled anyway, not enough positive buzz and shit is too expensive.
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>>214570332
>>214570284
i was just looking at her ass anons
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This show is retarded.
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>>214570418
CAUSE INNN THE ENDDD, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRR
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>>214570423
Maybe if you keep spamming that over and over again it will become true.
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>>214570425
>"It's SUPPOSED to be retarded!"
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Die, Pajeet, DIE!!!!
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One things for sure, Disney's not getting the male audience with this crap.
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>>214570315
The whole episode was a big wtf
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If Morrow dies it was the jeet's fault
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>>214570433
Kirsh is so based. He'll save the show.
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>>214570469
sure anon
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>pet xeno
>human graves clearly marked and 5 seconds outside the compound, good thing they headed in their direction
>Tzeentch Kirsh
>sudden random group of soldiers teleporting in, multiple times
>good thing retarded kids knew exactly where the beach was
>good thing they just stumbled upon the baby alien on the fuck huge island

Why is everything so stupid.
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I can't believe you can have a show that looks this good, and the writing be so dumb. I'm not going to criticize the actors for anything. They did an amazing job not vomiting every time they had to say or do this stupid shit.
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>>214570390
That was so retarded
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>>214570433
>walking to 7-Eleven for some Pocky
>a car blows a tire and crashes into a wall in front of me, missing me by inches
>"Fascinating."
>I stare at the burning wreck for a moment until I see a person trying to climb out
>someone next to me tries to dial 911
>I snatch the phone from them and throw it onto the sidewalk
>"We must be above such things."
>the guy in the car burns to death, proving he was a loser
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>>214570485
I would never attribute something so based as morrow's death to that idiot jeet
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>>214570469
ofc this puddinghead loves it
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>>214570483
if by wtf you mean "when's this finishing"
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>>214570390
LOoK into My EyE.
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>>214570524
>"Nothing ever ends." I say as I walk away smirking to myself.
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I am watching Murderbot season 1 (somebody recommended it in previous thread) and it's real garbage.
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THAT WAS IT?
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
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>>214570574
A modern Disney television show
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>You thought you needed to do all sorts of modifications, tech implants, and specialized equipment to control the xenomorphs? HA! All you needed was a girl android to make clicky noises at it and it'll do whatever she says forever!
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>>214570564
Yeah it's trash. Watch these:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Matter_(2024_TV_series)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silo_(TV_series)
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>>214570593
kek'd
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How the fuck can hybrids cry and feel intense emotions if they have no hormones? It's all so fucking dumb...
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>>214570605
Silo season 2 was a bit shitty
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>>214570610
They have simulated hormones
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>>214570593
women are creaming themselves over how strong and powerful she is. Way better than Khaleesi
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>>214570610
they explained that in an earlier episode
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>>214570621
True, still better than the sloppa we get everything else
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>>214570610
How do you make a hormone?

Dont pay her.
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>>214570610
Explained in episode 1. They simulate hormones. Nibs had her emotions turned down after reset
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>>214570596
>david can speak the engineer language based on some cave scribbles
>can't talk to xenomorphs despite creating them for years
what a retard
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did that sheep really shit and then laugh about it?
also what did he mean by that?
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>>214570647
>creating
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>>214570636
Thoughts on Monarch? It was dare I say comfy
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What site has a torrent going?
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What is the point in making an android be super strong?
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>>214570623
>>214570632
>>214570642
It's still dumb. Why would they have tears? So they have a little tear creating mechanism in their eyes lmao, for what purpose.
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> a horror series where minorities and women have plot armor and only whites die

no wonder its flopping
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>one shot at an alien tv show
>they fuck it up this badly

Imagine fumbling the bag on a solid franchise that was wet and ready to go
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>>214570517
It's really amazing that this episode contained a chestburster bursting and a xeno killing a couple of dozen people yet was somehow the worst episode yet.
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>>214570657
I genuinely don't know. The next digit was 9, so I guess it was cheaper for the cgi artist to have it shit than to stomp its hooves 9 times.
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>>214570610
Why do they have tears anyway? Are they just crying lubricant for their robo eyes? Does that mean they constantly make lubricant out of nothing?
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>>214570657
she said "clean it up, jannie!"
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>>214570596
The clicky noises thing is retarded even by in-universe logic. It was explicitly stated in the show that the aliens communicate across multiple frequencies inaudible to the human ear, and Wendy's autistic clicking was a translated approximation of their communication for human ears. She's not even talking to them in their own native language that they understand.
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>>214570657
It was Noah Hawley self-insert talking to the audience
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nice ass
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kirsch saying "you're gonna be late"
and the kids were late because arthur got chestbursted
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>>214570682
To clear out dirt.
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>>214570691
oh. I thought it was "2"
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>>214570657
Sadly the eyeball parasite is from its home planet's version of india
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>>214570682
The product is immortality, not a synth. It's meant to emulate human experience
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>>214570671
Yeah comfy is a good description. I liked it.. I'm looking forward to S2.
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>>214570677
Private
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>>214570440
Bro, you're too invested in this garbage getting renewed. It's just not happening. Don't get your hopes up, it's only gonna hurt you.
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post your finale outro song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iebxx_IhQ3k
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>>214570677
>>214569696
>>214569650
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>>214570555
No, I mean "wheres the meat"
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>>214570737
it's gonna be nine inch nails
but from the shitty post downward period
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>>214570330
Kind of anticlimatic since hell do it intentionally.
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yikes nigga that killed my mojo
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How do you fuck up the alien design soo badly?
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>>214570737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfmmWPp9u7M
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>>214570737
It'll be linkin park, theres not a world it isnt
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>>214570714
Just google it next time, Noah.
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THE GENIUS OF HAWLEY.
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>>214570726
It was infinitely better than this Alien Earth slop. Dark Matter was p good too
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>>214570699
it was made using leftover fat from the male model. Pretty gay, anon.
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>>214570760
Why is it made out of old leather
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>>214570657
>CLEAN IT UP
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On-screen xenomorph kills in episodes 1-5: 1 1/2 (1/2 being during flickering lights)
On-screen xenomorph kills in episode 6: ~7

It kinda sucks to see the practical stunts and flying around knowing how much of it had to have been cut due to how quick the jump cuts are and shit. Let me soak those stunts in.
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>>214570760
sarrr pls understand 250mil budget so small sarrrr pls delete this iimage SAAAAAARRRRR
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>>214570760
What is it doing? Raping the soldier? Why is it wearing gloves? Why is it attacking with its mouth shut?
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>>214570785
fat is fat, even male fat produces estrogen
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>>214570695
>The clicky noises thing is retarded even by in-universe logic.
>Expecting retard howley to have seen the movies and read up on the Alien universe
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>>214570760
It looked so bad man, I think it's the suit. They got it cheap or something.
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>>214570781
La Creatividad (forma de director).
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>>214570781
>He's a GENIUS for not writing anything interesting in the first 7 episodes
Bro reddit is glazing... Fargo is alright, but this shit sucks
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>befriend two superpowered robots, and by extension, a fucking xenomorph all of whom can tank every sqaudron sent to capture you
>burn all bridges with the company that was keeping your robo-sis and her friends enslaved
>betray your robo-sis by murdering her best friend (she is still friends with a living xenomorph) in the hopes that the soulless corporation you just burned bridges with will take you back
I know horror movie characters are supposed to be retarded, but GOD DAMN.
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>>214570810
>read up on the Alien universe
But that's something only a true retard would do. So he's not really that retarded.
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>>214570760
FUCK you csn see its just a hand goddamit
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>>214570596
anon thats for humans
and its going ultimately bite wendy in the ass when the xenomorph turns on her
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>>214570781
I LOVE CUTE LITTLE SHOW MASCOTS
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>>214570791
>>214570699
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>>214570760
I'm fucking dying laughing at this kek. He looks so chubby.
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>>214569475
That was very Jurassic Park-esque levels of ENTER.

Anyway, I finally downloaded the latest 6 episodes available on Rarbg. Are the low volume Rapta uploads decent enough if your storage is low on space?
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>>214570843
Yeah, Nibs is great
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>>214570832
>in the hopes that the soulless corporation you just burned bridges with will take you back
That wasn't his motivation.
He firstly did not want anyone to die, let alone people he personally knew and cared about. He secondly was beginning to question whether Wendy really was his sister or just some company synth with a copy of her memories.
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>anons bitching about the eye knowing Arabic numerals as a plot contrivance
>these anons are so retarded that they forgot it had taken over a human two episodes ago
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCskGtGTlio&t=24s
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>>214570879
Rarbg is back?? I've been using x1337 or whatever it is
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>>214570890
I'm thankful for this show it gave me a new fantasy, imagining myself as a shota trillionaire designing porn synths.
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>>214570890
humanity..
were the real monsters?
all along?
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>>214570798
What PS2 game is this?
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>>214570798
Another practical stunt that looked cool but was cut super quick.
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>>214570787
>>214570804
>>214570838
It looks goofy the whole scene. I cannot explain why it looks so horrible. I thought the last suit was bad.
>>214570816
Monster suit technology has regressed somehow.
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>>214570605
I've watched Dark Matter and it was good Not sure about the Silo, the book was a bit shit.
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>>214570919
women were the real monsters
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>>214570885
anon you know other anons arent smart
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>>214570941
somehow this is always true
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>>214570933
Season 1 of silo was decent, but season 2 was a total slog
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>>214570890
OMG bros this just gave me hope the finale will save it and give us season 2!
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>>214570801
Kek
>>214570876
Idk why, but it makes me think of the Ewok suits
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just got off the phone with Hawley. the eyes origin is capitalism
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the sex scene was insane
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>>214570926
>rip jaw off by pulling forward
>dude FLIES backwards several feet
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>>214570926
Faster
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>>214570987
Nice webm, dumbfuck.
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>>214571008
anon you might be autistic
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>>214570810
Tell me more
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>>214570919
>Oh my god! I was wrong! It was Wendy all along!
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>>214570910
Yeah it's been moved over to a new domain to avoid Cease and Desist faggotry. Latest one is .gg now.
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>>214570885
So the eye isn't originally intelligent and boy retard is just getting excited about talking to a ship engineer?
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Just got off the phone with ridley. its canned bros
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>>214570890
>Epic finale
LOL
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>>214570890
>The Real Monsters
Zang, Hawley went full on self-hating jew? He should get together with Adam Eget!
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>>214571056
Oh shit! Thanks
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How do they manage to make it feel like nothing is happening?
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>>214571099
they've crusaded the internet first and made sure that by careful planning they've ruined your morale and twisted your perception
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So monumentally retarded. I can't even. I fucking hated Resurrection, but at least there Ripley was some kind of weird xeno-hybrid clone. This is pure garbage.
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Anyone else watching Gary and Mauler? Their after show has been better than the actual show
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Sex with nibs curly wendy madam and hermit and the nerd too he's pretty cute desu
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>>214571099
Stuff happens, but the plot doesn't really advance. The only real set up for the next episode is that Morrow has been captured. Everything else was mostly filler because all of the characters are going to be back in facility next episode.
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>>214571121
lmao, I knew she'd convince it to not rip her brother to pieces, fucking Hawley.
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>>214571121
Skin looks like a boiled peanut
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why the humiliation ritual for xeno ?
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>>214571156
a man of culture
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>>214571121
Nibs is so precious. We have to protect her smile and dreams.
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>>214569805
>>214569701
This guy is like if Riley Stearns was based
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>>214569805
>>214569701
How did this balding beta land that queen?
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>>214571189
Nibs'll rip your cock off like she ripped those people's jaws off
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>>214571223
She's dom he's sub
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>>214571229
No she wouldn't. I would be a good father and never throw her child overboard.
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>>214571121
I'm glad Giger is not alive to see this shit
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What the fuck is Kirschs end game? Just to humilliate the cyborg nigga?
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>suddenly the kids are super strong again
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>>214571320
...do you not remember what Giger was going to do to the xeno?
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>>214571325
Aryan synth vs nigger borg
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>>214571379
My headcanon is that they need to want to use their strength for it to show up, which is most likely to occur when they are angry.
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>>214571379
Only the girls, it seems.
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>>214571325
I guess. Destroying tens of billions of dollars worth of robots and getting dozens of contractors killed is a small price to pay to dunk on a nigger.
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>>214571379
There is ZERO reason to make the synths superstrong, especially when these are hybrid prototypes with literally children's minds controlling them.
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>>214571325
resolve the bonus situation.
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>>214571433
They are designed to perfectly replicate the human experience for the purposes of selling immortality, are you telling me you can't rip a mans jaw off?
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>>214571387
Much better than whatever the fuck Earth has
3 still has a hint of the lips
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>>214570273
Dame Sylvia obv, revenge for her husband fucking Chevy Cavalier's tracking system
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>>214571121
This is SO stupid man, having a fuckin human right there and the dude is just there feeling lonely or whatever the fuck
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>>214571379
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Nibs scene was pretty great, everything else was boring and dumb, shame since the sets and backgrounds looked great. The show really wastes so much potential it’s annoying
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With all the dumb shit the humans have done in the show the eye probably thinks its a completely retarded species. Him shitting there was probably to bait them into opening to clean. With how the writing has been so far im surprised it didnt work.
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>>214570304
Its definitely himself.
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>>214571635
>Nibs scene was pretty great
What was great about it? The fact that all those security personnel who were sent to the dock specifically to ambush the two superstrong hybrids had no plan to capture them safely other than "you're coming with us!"? And then when they start getting murdered just stand there on the dock and do nothing? That was great, huh?
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>>214569696
ty
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>>214571057
it wants to talk about the bonus situation
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>>214571121
unironically fits the lore that it wouldnt attack a synth it sees as nonthreatening. You could argue that it should stil lattack the brother but only autists care, kek.
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>>214571870
Nah, I'm fine with xenos being friendly space friends now
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>that one retarded man saying the show is going to get canned after season 1 in every thread
>meanwhile season 2 has already been funded and was in development almost a year ago
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>>214571870
>bites into stinky turd
>only *munch* autists *munch* don't *guzzles diarrhea* like consooming slop!
>belches shit breath
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>>214571997
the alien series has been campy for like 20+ years. even alien 1 had silly moments like the alien taking a nap in Ridleys escape vehicle 2 minutes after it killed 2 people.
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>>214571870
>but only autists care
>says a guy autistically simping to bunch of nepobabys trying to act
oh irony
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>>214571379
lol
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>>214571870
Hey guys logic is for autists!



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