>Here's the titular alien from the alien franchise spin off TV show that our studio, staff and all our employees are heavily relying on to be succesful that I told you aboutOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>>214570967SAAAAAAAAAR PLEASE DELETE THIS IMAGE SAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>214570967The scene is so bad.The alien rips out the guys throat without it's hands or mouth somehow. It looks like its resting its chin on his shoulder
>>214570967They ran out of budget
>>214570967When I saw Wendy treating the xeno like a pet this episode I literally hanged my head with shame.
>>214571168Xenos as pets is as bad as weaponized dinos.
>>214570967the original movie was a shitty suit too, but they got a tall lanky guy to wear it and never put it in a brightly lit scene
i deleted it after the last episode. i just refuse to play along with this new format of tv where they keep stringing you along for 6 or 8 episodes, a couple episodes of setup, then something consequential finally happens in the last episode, which is always a cliffhanger, and you end up having to wait two or three years to find out how it works out.i'll wait for a fanedit or supercut torrent to drop, if i even care enough to bother to pirate it.
>>214571386don’t forget about having to wait half a decade for the next season to come out, if it doesn’t get cancelled before then.
>>214571386Damn. This
>>214571386yupit sucks to get only 8 fucking episodes every 3 yearsjust make a midbudget movie or something
>>214572293Ridley has the movies locked down. Even thought he doesn't want to make alien movies, the audience doesn't want him to make alien movies, and every one wants others to make alien movies. He still gets to lock them up.
>>214571386Based
>>214571255in what world is that a shitty suit, it looks fantastic
>>2145713868 episodes is the most jewish fucking shit i've ever heard. and we have to wait like a fucking year for more episodes. streaming fucking SUCKS compared to what network tv used to be
>>214572898>like a fucking year for more episodesWhat? This shit, if it gets renewed, it's not coming back until 2029
>>214571386this trash needs to get canceled, 8 episodes was more than enough to see that this noah hawley guy is an incompetent retard
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>>214571168You gotta be kidding.
>>214572869it's not shitty in terms of workmanship, but in broad daylight it's very clearly just a guy in a suit with his head in the alien's neckthe tail doesn't really move, the 6 fingers don't articulate properly, and the feet are just boots instead of digitigrade feetit works in the movie because they carefully limited how much of it you could see at any given timeif you want to do full body or daylight shots it's gotta be CGI
>>214570967>xenomorphs get domesticated by a strong girlIs this what the fans have been waiting for?
>>214570967Why are you still watching this crap? The first two shitty episodes weren't clue enough to tell you how garbage this show would be.
>>214571255This is actually an amazing suit.
>>214570967>toy gun
Kirsh is the only good thing about this horrendous shitshow.
>pet Xenomorphthis is so fucking retarded I am amazed it ever got greenlit. Nobody over there knows what their own IP is even about.
>>214570967Xeno design peaked in Resurrection.
>>214570967Why are the effects so fucking awful in this show? There are fan films on YouTube with more effort than this shit.
>>214571168>When I saw Wendy treating the xeno like a petEverything from the 2020 leak seems to be coming true.>protagonist is part cyborg>xeno is raised in a facility>protagonist befriends, communicates with, and tames xeno>xeno = Pokémon>xeno kills marines to protect heroesThis is the worst thing to ever come out of the franchise in years, and yet, it has a 95% RT. This is borderline parody.
i wish this series got killed and buried after the finale, but the shill journos and normies are lapping it upand i dont get why
>>214571464>if it doesn’t get cancelledSeason 2 was probably commissioned long before Season 1 even started filming. It's the standard routine with nu-slop over the past decade, like with Rings of Power, Big Mouth, and Wheel of Time (initially) as part of the long term money-laundering scheme.
>>214571168Hopefully you didn't let your father see you shaming over a television show you useless neckbeard faggot. >>214571255I don't mind the costume but I liked it better when it was pitch black and wetter. Other than Resurrections this is the best xeno IP ever made. The xeno is fucking stupid and you're an inbred subhuman mixed race mutt if you prefer that dykeweaver trash to WendyKerrigan.
>>214575475>>214574194>>214571246>>214571168>lefties and their dangerous petsLife imitates art doesn't it
>>214574197uh ok hey retard, what if they, uh fucking make it work by carefully limiting how much of it you can see at any given time in the new fucking show and then they dont have to show shitty fucking bullshit like the op posted don't @ me bitch fuck you eat shit and die virginal
>>214571255it's also FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD
>>214575483>but the shill journos and normies are lapping it upThe RT audience score is frozen at 71% & the Metacritic user score is 5.6 and dropping steadily. IMDB is heavily Indian botted.This is a show made for low IQ brownoids and blacks where virtually nothing happens. The existence of the """plot""" requires the cast to be retarded beyond belief to move forward. Hawley even admits in interviews/podcasts that the canon doesn't matter, is unsure of where in the timeline it takes place, and partially alluded to how this was initially a pitch for a completely different franchise he had in mind, but got convinced by Ridley Scott to lump it in + amalgamate it into Alien as an FX series and corroborate his ideas with Disney; literal fanfiction trash.That's it. That's all Alien Earth is.
>>214571255kino. stan winston created this with gigers help. based retard.
>>214570967>xenomorphs are pocket monsters nowAmazing. They fucking did it. They killed Alien. Bravo Disney.
>>214571255The original was shit we also have no talent to make better materials and make it look better in the sun :/
>>214575555checkedthat's basically what I was saying here >>214571255the suit was a limitation of 70s tech, but they knew how to use the cinematography to hide the flawsat this point the xeno is no longer mysterious or scary, so it's fine to show it in daylight, but you need CGI to do those kind of shots without looking goofy
>>214575608>>kino. stan winston created this with gigers help. based retard.Nay, Winston or his studio didn't work on ALIEN it was:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlo_Rambaldi
>>214575667oi i was thinking predator innit
>>214570967this single frame killed everyone's interest in the seriesproof: no alien earth thread right now
>>214570967where's the general?
>>214575475RT is just part of the social engineering mechanism of modern media. It’s based on the same principle Reddit is. >the truth you need to believe is the post with the most updoots
>>214575730>no alien earth thread right nowGive it time. The brown shills will astroturf it by tomorrow morning (EST), like clockwork.>Wendy befriending the xeno is INGENIOUS UwU>I think I have an erection for Ocellus-chan>Boy Wonder is literally me>alien-kun soloing a whole squad of trained marines = kino>"WHAT DID YOU DO" is iconic!>Lily tearing the jaw off that soldier made me CUM!>Low sperm count guy = No sperm count guyIt's so predictable.
well i'm enjoying itit's shitkinofuck the rest of you i like it
>>214575844>>Lily tearing the jaw off that soldier made me CUM!This but unironicallyI can fix her
>>214575886You're part of the problem you fucking nigger.
>>214570967I'm less concerned about how it looks (like shit) and more pissed about what in the flying fuck is this Jurassic World fucking bullshit? It's like they took the worst parts of those shit movies with the clone girl who freed all the dinos, plus the retardation that was having tamed raptors, and repackaged it all into a Peter Pan abomination that's way too in your fucking face, and having adults play little kids for no god damn reason. FUCK.
Suddenly when the alien needs something to kill there's hundreds of employees doing anything but watching the fucking cameras.
>>214575902I pirate it
>>214575902what >>214576063 saidno fucking way i'm paying money for my shitkino
Why is the Alien universe so comfy bros, I love it so much
>>214576062As stated before, the plot can only work by requiring every character to be retarded 24/7.
>>214570967>nigga lipsAyo
>>214576583The xeno always had lips.
>accident in the lab>containment procedures mid-swing>Wendy just waltzes in
>>214575730>no alien earth threadThe Mumbai farm is too busy spamming /pol/ right now. Give Sukdeep some time.
>>214570967The thing you alienfags never seem to understand is the fact that Xenomorph was/is never an actual threat to humanity. Xenomorph only works in tight closed spaces. And you can only make couple movies in tight spaces without repeating the same formula. Also, there is zero chance of xenomorphs could wipe out humanity on earth.Another thing you retards didn't get is that the series was never about xenomorph itself. Synths and humanity's struggle was always more interesting than xenomorph. This is why Prometheus and Covenant best movies this series had after original Alien.
>>214571168are you saying you dont get turgid when she makes those cute cooing-clicking noises and her neck tenses up and her lips get juicy wet?
>>214576583>young>brown>kills>piloted by a (((white))) woman in suitSHIEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>214575420FFS i havent seen that in awhile and looks better than anything ive seen xeno related released in a decade
>>214576927Agreed. Fun movie too.
>>214576796Then why call it "Alien" anymore.
>>214570967>Xenomorph is humping the human>Looks something like an alien movie's parody
>>214574197it's not supposed to be digitigrade
we may have gone too far in some places...
>>214571127Yeah that's exactly what I thought like a lion that jumped on the chest of his old friend
>>214576796I liked prometheus but who tf says covenant is the best? Not even top 5
What the fuck what that pi interaction? This is the most brainlet thing I've ever seen written.
>>214575620Pocket Monsters make good money.
>>214575886I can already see how fat and jobless you are through your post.
>>214575605>this was initially a pitch for a completely different franchiseWhy does this keep happening over and over? Directors/writers have an idea for new original show, then the suits made them combine it with an old IP, and the final product sucks beyond comprehension.
>>214576876It's a strong and independent woman.
>>214577443lmao exactly. Is the Prodigy kid ACTUALLY supposed to be a genius? He's not some savant who's too reckless and arrogant for his own good. He's an actual genuine retard. Everything he does and says is stupid as fuck. He's faced with an alien intelligence and the first subject to quiz it on is fucking pi? With the assumption that it understands the conceptual values represented by roman numerals? Are you fucking serious? it's like something out of Dexter's Laboratory. Is this really all the writers could come up with for an intelligent character?
>>214577656At least we'll get the movie adaptation of Hail Mary soon, that actually covers interacting with a sentient species and establishing a common communication method really well. Because it wasn't written by a sub-90 IQ retard.
>>214577656virtually every "intelligent" character in media is like this, because it's always written by a bunch of midwits who have no idea what it's like to actually be intelligent. So they simply write things that they (the writers) think are "smart".
>>214577656>>214578308I love reading retarded comments by actual midwits like you guys.Firstly, this show wants to be the next big thing and in order to achieve that they're targeting normalfags. Thus, I was a bit surprised that they even tried to show that mathematics are the language of universe and any advanced intelligent life form would understand it.Secondly, the actual retardedness of the Prodigy -writers by extension- and you guys is the fact that the Eye isn't the representative of its species. Real problem here is even before Prodigy's assumption that it understand the conceptual values represented by roman numerals. Real problem is that the Prodigy assumes that a random specimen of the Eyes would even know pi. We are the most advanced species and most of our population probably don't even know the pi. And this is okay. Pi is useless in peoples every day struggle. What the Prodigy is doing is no different than a random aliens abduct a human and asks them pi in roman numerals and comes to conclusion that we're still cavemen just because that person doesn't the pi. At the same time, that person could have above avarage iq and understand abstracts concepts. Knowing the pi doesn't correlates with intellegence. tl:dr; real retardness is evaluating the Eye's intelligence through its knowledge about pi.
>>214579083normalfags are subhuman.
Looks authentic
>>214579226>made in 1979
>>214579268>mad in 2025
>>214575483I take shit ALien over no Alien desu
>>214579310I'm mad at the corpses of once great franchises constantly being raped.
>>214570967KEKKAPOOOOOOOAnd you laugh at indians KEK
>>214577656It is never a good idea to show a supposed genius on screen when neither the writer nor the actor are geniuses. They should have focused more on the assistant manager.
>>214579320Alien has a long history of supplemental shlock, the TV show is merely the newest entry.
>>214579538people expect comic books to be silly. There are much higher expectations for movies and shows.
>>214579578There were also a couple of books
>>214579578What's funny is it's the exact opposite now. Tv shows and movies put in almost zero effort trying to be taken seriously. Comics and books actually try and establish a lore, build a world to enoy and tell a consistent story.
>>214571168Why in the fuck would anybody be watching anything Alien-related beyond the first one, maybe Aliens, and possibly AvP just for the schlock value?
>>214580954Because I want them to see there's a demand for it and finally make something quality? I know it's a bit much to ask
>>214580976It was just some random sci fi horror film that had a very good conclusion after 1, maybe 2 if you want to include Aliens canon, films. Why did it have to be a franchise and why does anyone care? Every horror franchise sucks after the first 1 or 2 films because the thin premise gets stretched and warped so much it might as well just be a new thing entirely. It's not even "Alien" you are watching its modern Hollyjew hack writing with an Alien skin to attract memberberries and soys
