HOH: MorganNoms: Keanu, Lauren, KelleyVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/: >>214570342
see no evil
>>214576154
does anyone remember big mak?
>>214576182
>>214576182yeah she was awesome
>>214576209>>214576237curly mak or straight hair'd mak?
>>214576273curly
>>214576295wowza
>>214576273straight haired big mak for me
ava ran to the bathroom when morgan came up and she delivered lauren a grilled cheese like a kiss of death
lauren grilled cheese asmr
eating a carousel of chicken nuggets, mac and cheese, and lucky charms for dinner with the tlp
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>morgan: lauren is trying my grilled cheese for the first timekek
>>214576394dont forget the rollups
>>214576423clock that tea
>>214576423Morgan’s signature burnt grilled cheese
>>214576423this bitch really thinks her melted cheese sandwich is something special
>>214576511no morgon fuel for you
>>214576567a bagel... sandwich??? no way morgo! you should be a chef girlypop!
They were making fun of lauren and then feeds cut to fish and now it has been about 5 minutes on fish
>>214576626who was making fun of her and what did they say?
>>214576648Morgon and ashley calling her a baby
ashley mogs this white bitch too hard
>>214576684Vince is the only white person at that table
>>214576684uh lauren is redskin
heya hoya heya hoya
>>214576182i try to forget about retards
>>214576719Vince isn't white. The only white HG in jury is kelly
>>214576770Lauren is gonna make everyone SICK
>I want to watch wallcomp that's it
>>214576770poor angel
>>214576770someone do something
Oh yeah it was confirmed on the first night of feeds that morgon is into poop to some degree.
>>214576819>picture of lauren making that face.jpg
>>214576594basic sandwich making puts her ahead of 80 percent of other chicks these days desu
>>214576770GET THE MEDIC
why i ashley suddenly counting stuff in the house. rigged
>>214576851It was more so to present the explanation as to why morgon keeps mentioning pooping herself
>>214576902that’s the group
>she said she could see me as having a cool unisex name and even though i have one already thats why she gotta go
>>214576895the lie is there is levels
jerry jyler jaylorson
lauren just forgot zachs name
black girl magic still intact
Vincenzo said wills real name is cliffden. He may have been joking
>>214577009the shake
>>214577002Cliffton*
morgan preparing schizo time
love are morgon
Morgon look away
She's an athlete on no sleep if you didn't catch that.
we are very close to desperate morgo timestonight and tomorrow she's going to hit new levels
Paloma-esque with her inner machinations
>wall comp
Che Baccala
cam 1/2 effortless easy chillcam 3/4 schizco dark haggard>morgan: what the fuck am i watching. im happy for vince, he is growing. i just need to figure out what i am doing for my game this week
being whimsy with lauren
She remembered Zach was watching
Zach thinks you're delusional
Vince you never click your heels with me.
why the fuck couldnt vince have lauren as the #1 and morgan as the #2
>>214577435cause he’s horny
did she get mad they were having fun?
>>214577454morgan was praying to god
>You seem like you’re in a good mood.Not for long.
no pillow barrier tonight girls
goodnight /bb/
>>214577593night boo <3
get ready for another 3 hours of this
>>214577637
>how am i supposed to know she won't put me up on her block this week?>i'm supposed to keep someone who's gonna want me as a target?
>if i sit next to ashley, lauren votes me out. but i'm supposed to keep her this week.
>>214577648listen lauren gotta go. thats it. just do it vince. yo. >morgan: you know whats crazy. if i sit next to ashley, lauren votes me out
>>214577503Happy ^_^
>morgan: if its lauren vs keanu and keanu goes home, im going to be the target of the houselets. fucking. go. work this weasel morgo. you already got him to put up lauren. now you need to let him get comfortable with her going. you can do it
>>214577672
https://streamable.com/a05g5t
>>214577889>Why don’t we ever have fun Vince?
>>214577932thats why i think all the anons saying they are going to get together are wrong. the only thing i have ever seen vince and morgan talk about is game. or morgan trauma dumping on vince.but vince has said the only time he has cried in front of kelsey was when their dogs died. so i have no fucking idea what the main character of vince is. i love them all
KEKKKK
>>214577889>5:25>im happy for vinny
>i thought you were going to sleep>i am, just this last thing
>>214578028incoming +2 hours
morgon getting to work right now
why are they hiding this from me
>>214578138kek you dont have paramount++?
GIVE ME MY BITCHY SCHIZO
>>214578088serious crying game vibes
They boning?
my tenctales are asking if any of (you) anons have tried the laurens sugar mac and cheese?i have to lean forward to see the captcha to make sure i am a human
>>214578399nomorgan was just starting her shit before they switched for some reason
they switched because vinny's nipple was exposed
they switched because the song was the sound and you (yOu) CANt handle it
they switched so anon's can have four cams of lauren sleeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m2xNjxpuQ0
well this is bullshit
>>214578577you've taught me a lot about /bb/ anon
oh well
>>214578647i think theyt allowed themn to fuck and then get into a cuddle possesh to bring back camssooryy kelsey vince many keys typed nr2pr #shift
Morgan is talking about her birthday again
vince is pathetic
mommy and daddy are back to being a happy loving couple so appreciative of having each other
>>214578760it sucks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxXO2ybSvfg
Good morning ladies
I believe Ava has a sopping wet and hairy hole for me
>>214576154I'm watching Zach's last live and he brought up chicken salad with grapes twice. Is he one of the Lauren simps?
omg ai is so stupid
>>214579836did you miss the entire first month of the show
>>214579867she's back for revenge
>>214579867
>>214579959lol remember the aisley curse where everyone who voted to not bring her in as a hg were dropping like flies?
>>214579965is chintelli one of Kelly’s bugs
>>214579965Chintelli was fuckin' robbed, man
>>214579965based chintelli
>>214579965who tf is chintelli
>>214580699>she doesn't remember chintelli
>>214579924Huh? What happened?
>Another episode of /bb/ pretending to not remember Chintelli
you guys are gonna bring the chintellifag back from the dead
sex with chintelli
Je Suis Jerry Jyler Jailerson
>>214577889thank for the quad cam kino
>>214579106morning mr hogg
LAUREN walks like Natalie confirmedhttps://youtu.be/XTZOXmDND6A
>>214579106morning daddy hogg
is today our last day? we all gonna check out starting Thursday
>>214581154i'm here all day every day.
>>214581154Check out? There's no checkout out of the White Locust resort.
>>214581037bb brought her bf in to propose to her in the house but no one believed her
>>214580887that’s the angel
>>214579106Ohayouuuu Hogg SenpaiiiiZingbot-san gonna mindfuck tonight
>>214579867¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>214581154You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave
>>214582208>Implying it's not MorganThe rest of the players have clocked it and even joked about Morgan actually being the HoH this week. It's over for Vinny.
>>214580699this is chantilly
>>214581154were never leaving
>>214582208not so fast, anon
>Taran: I don't want to say I like Lauren as a person. She's just.. fine. Probably just fine but doesn't deserve to be on this show.Lauren's literally the most inoffensive person you could possibly cast, what is wrong with these people?
>>214583020being able to speak should at least be the baseline
>>214583364She speaks and makes nuggies
>>214583020She has the mental maturity of a toddler and hasn't done a damn thing all season. Also, why did you write that as if it was a direct quote from him when it wasn't?
>>214583629go back rhapist
>>214583770Ya seethe?
>>214583020>Lauren's literally the most inoffensive person you could possibly cast, what is wrong with these people?Remember when he was obsessed with Kemi? It's all about optics and trying to appeal to fat black women on twitter with these idiots.
>>214583884This post was made by Chintelli
>>214583983don't conflate /ourgirl/ chintelli with rhap slop, anon. shame on you
>>214579965CHINTELLI IS RUNNING THIS HOUSE
>>214584126Sorry anon. It must have actually been Jerry Jyler Jailorson
anyone got the keanu fart gif
>>214581154>checking out when there's only a week leftyeah bro, we all "checked out" of the season when rachel left too kek
>>214578647>head over the chastity pillowl-lewd
I checked out when rylie got evicted
another day of morgan schizo and vince being a weaselanother day of keanu complaining and kelley being obnoxiousanother day of ashley and ava sleepinganother day of lauren being CUTE
>>214583020Lauren's mere existence has pissed off the hags all season, especially Morgan and helped generate bbkino because of their hatred and spiraling about her, especially this week. Not a Laurenfag but I can't imagine her not on the season.
>>214584359
lauren vertical and kelley pokies
I checked out when zae got evicted
>>214581154there's only ten days left tomorrow, it'll depend on who goes in the double.
>>214584673
if ashley wins hoh she would be retarded to not take a shot at morgan and vince
>>214580699Chintelli lace and a pretty faceAnd a ponytail hangin' downA wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talkMake the world go 'round
>>214585170only if keanu leaves tomorrow
>>214585222even if keanu stays. she gets rachel and wills vote over keanu also lauren and avas
I hope my beloved Kelley survives the double eviction
Even if the feeds fall apart after tomorrow, this has to be the deepest into the season they've stayed interesting in a while. I've only been around since 23 so it's by far been the best.
>>214585401it's the longest I've stayed invested since Brett's eviction in BB20
>>214585346only if she doesnt win bb and morgan or ashley hoh but even then morgan might nom ava with lauren
>>214581154Last week will be a lot of feeds outages anyways.I assume there is a surprise eviction at F5 so the feeds will go down on Tuesday morning and will come back after Wednesday episode. And at that point F4 POV already got played and the boot is decided although you never know with this season.
>>214585486>doesn't like other people>doesn't like socializing>doesn't like staying awake>goes on a reality show where you have to do all 3
the way i see it the only people lauren can beat is morgan and kelley. its retarded for ashley, keanu and vince to let her go on thursday
laurens packing
>>214586036T___T
>>214586036vince will pay
does no one in the house think it's weird for morgan to sleep upstairs with vince every day?
>>214585242I don't think so. I think she gets maybe one or two votes against him
>>214586565they do
Keanu gonna talk himself into getting evicted
>>214586587lol. lmao evenshe gets rachel, will, ava, lauren and morgan hundo p
>>214585436i miss brett so much bros
Choose Lauren. Choose love and life.
Keanu is such a low iq donkeyHe'd better win arena or he's fucked
love Keanu but he’s really bad at everything in this game besides comps
>>214586960He swayed her last week to do his bidding. Let's see if she goes along with his retarded plan
>>214586992I don’t think she’s biting on this
>>214586627whats new, he does that every week and then he wins a carnival game to save himself. rinse and repeat
>>214587028what was the pitch?
>>214586901chosen status: chosen
kek kelley coming in hot
now they wont even let us see game talk
LOL here she goes
THEM <3
>>214587878Vince wants to make the most out of his last HoH night
>>214587878>talking about their love languagestotally platonic btw
Why are both Keanu and Kelley so off about their finishing times in basement break-in comp?They both said it was 11-20 mins. But scoreboard said something different.
im cold
>>214587878I hate them
lauren is the glue mentioned
>>214588262SHE GOTTA GO
lauren bros it might be over
>>214588538she just gotta win block buster
ashley telling vince she doesnt know anymore if its lauren vs kelleyalso saying if its lauren vs kelley, she doesnt know if lauren should stay
>>214588729if they boot lauren I need a kelley hoh in the double
yup, another 24 hours and it will be if lauren is on the block she needs to go.
nominating her is one thing but would vince actually have the balls to break the tie and evict lauren? he has to know that is basically choosing to lose the game no matter what.
>>214588817JUDGES® will respect the move
>>214588853Rachel would laugh her ass off at Vince being that retarded
>>214588860i cant wait till vince gets to jury and rachel tells him that the judges was only created to protect them from vince
>>214587878the gem of this image is vincenzo looking at himself in the mirrorSHOUT OUT KELSEY
if lauren gets evicted then vince or morgan need to go in the double
>>214588886I don't see him making jury house, he is either final juror or F2 loser
>>214588966Will, Morgan and Lauren (with Rachel in her private suite) is the most awkward jury house I can imagine
>>214589046poor lauren would be so scared :(
>mogan: i told vince, there is one thing i can do for you. i can tell you if im voting out lauren so i dont blind side youtopkek. poor vinny
>>214589106thats very kind of her
ashley telling morgan if its lauren vs kelley, it doesnt make sense for them to keep laurenincoming 2 hour lockdown
lauren you got this blockbuster girl
>>214589149keeping lauren actually does make sense for ashley’s game kek she’s so dumb
>>214589149ashley should want to keep lauren over kelley
hoh lockdown on wednesday why
These YTs have no idea how hated they are and how much smarter Ashley is than them
>>214589294ashley IS dumb and zach was right
>>214589294BB Twitter has been so bitter since Rachel lost her little puzzle. It's been pure seethe towards anyone that's not Rachel/Ashley, and extreme clit sucking towards Rachel and Ashley. Every post on Twitter is like this.
>>214589331>her entire game>clinging to rachel for 2/3 of the season then clinging to morganBRAVO QUEEN
>>214589314True. I don't get why people think it's impossible to be dumb and a lawyer at the same time. Ashley's not "playing dumb" effectively either considering Keanu and Kelley both know she's a lawyer.
Can people really say Vince is a horrible BB player if Morgan wins and he hooks up with her when the game is over?
>>214589028
>>214589438>750k>manly femcel pussy>he chose manly femcel pussyHe's both a shit player and retarded. Imagine living in fucking LA and having trouble getting pussy. Even as an incel, you should be getting pussy easily.
>>214589438yes
>>214589522Meant to say NEET, not incel...
aaaa got less than 3 hours to do a horizontal sesh
>>214589438yeah
>>214589595no napping houseguests
>>214589687papa WON’T listen to mr. b
AAAAAAA WHY IS IT PETS
This is Ashley's path to a win btw (her idea):>7th - Lauren evicted first on Thursday>6th - Kelley evicted after>Final 5 consisting of: Ava now loyal to Ash, Vince + Morgan targeting Keanu, Keanu loyal to Ash and targeting the others>5th - Vince>Ashley now everyone's #1>4th - Morgan>Easy FHOH for Ash>3rd - Keanu>2nd - Ava>1st - Ash thinks she'll get 5-2 voteshow she'll accomplish this when she sucks at comps and can't plan for who wins which hohs or vetoes? we shall see
>>214589438the Boston Rob strat
>>214589748based depth of field shot
>>214589785Keanu is going to comp out
>>214589785>wants to take the King that deep goddamn she really is dumbEASY W
>>214589785why does she want to get rid of the only people she can beat in the next two boots?
Who do you guys think Rachel would vote for between Keanu and Ashley?
>>214589982ashley
>>214589982keanu
>>214590002>>214590006
>>214589982Keanu unironically. Watched some of her exit interviews and despite being close with her, she said Ashley was the biggest floater left in the game meanwhile she said she would respect Keanu comping out to the end.
>>214590026she said in her interview she respected his game. and if hes in f2 he will have a way better resume than ashley
>>214590057Big mak got 0 votes for comping out since week 3 while a floater won
Morgan was whining about how her veto speech wasn't that epic for like an entire day. Would be kino if it was cut short in the episode.
>>214590227Rachel doesn't respect floaters though and she will almost certainty strong arm the jury to vote how she wants.
>>214590227She would've won unanimously had she brought Cam, that's on her
Just remembered this stupid simp nominated Lauren, what a fucking retard kek
>>214590227>chelsie>a floaterlmao, I'm not one to fellate cuntsies game but she was not a floater by any meanswhereas ashley has quite literally done nothing beyond save herself week 1 and be a number for other people
>>214590376this has been debunkedCam would have won for his story and social game
>>214590417She started the buddy cult and then floated to finals
>>214590476so not a floater
>>214590476tkor was the initiator and head of the buddy cult anon, it's just that chelsie was by far the biggest beneficiary of that cunts race obsessionchelsie was also hoh 4 times so by that alone calling her a floater is retarded
>>214590227shut up shitty screenshot retard you don’t understand the game
>>214590476tsnore started the cult chelsie just manipulated it to her advantage
>>214590421
cookout seether doesnt even get the basics right
>>214590537>chelsie just manipulated it to her advantageshe didn't need to manipulate tkunt at all is the thing, that crazy bitch was a nonstop shill for chelsie from like week 2. she kept demanding people not go anywhere near nomming chelsie and the one time tucker did she flipped the vote so chelsie would stay over cam
>>214590659Um actually anon, I don’t know if you’ve paid attention this season but Chelsie was never nominated.
>>214590659chelsie wasnt a floater by any stretch
>>214590760I'm not the anon that said she wasbut she also had nothing to do with how tbore was such a slavish simp for her
>>214590530You're obsessed
>>214590227Maktard still copes to this day about losing $750k btw
two hour long episode
Why is is still pets?
>>214591186we don't actually know beyond the fact they had to go into lockdownassumption is some maintenance nonsense
Vince really nominated 3 of his Final 2s on the block this week. Unironically genius gameplay
I know this fandom is miserable when everyone complains about longer episodes with more content
Morgan's zing is up, she looks absolutely pissed during it while Vince is smiling ear to ear
>>214591383lmaohttps://x.com/lavie247/status/1968440276407492660?s=46
>>214591332The feeds are the main content while the shows are supplemental
At least we don't know who's going to win yet. By this time in BB26 it was clear Chelsie was going to waltz to the win because Maktard put up Leah. Though I can't tell if Vince putting up Lauren is worse than that yet
>>214591332if they edited the show better they would get less complaints
>>214591332They could have five hour episodes and they still wouldn't show more game than they already do. It's comps, repetetive DRs and 'funny' moments with wacky sound effects.
>>214591186morgan is threatening to self-evict again
>>214591449its ok, kelsey said she is cool with it
>>214591449completely unfair! we need equitable zings!
60 bings
2 HOUR EPISODELET'S GO
Keanu hopes they do something with the Mastermind plotline and hopes that it doesn't just end on a cliffhanger without a villain reveal... Me too Keanu...
only vince should be held responsible for the cheatmance even though morgan knows he has a girlfriend
>>214591449LOL Vince is NOT ready to see what's happening in the real world.
>>214591821>mfw it's revealed Keanu is the mastermind which is why he's been so chaotic this season
>>214591837nah, i blame morgan
>>214591837all my sympathy left when morgan had a melty how she was perceived and not the guy in a relationship
>>214591792i kinda get burnt out like 90mins into 2 hour eps everytime
Who's leaving vs who as of now?
lmao that part about why morgan saved ava
>>214591307only real students of the game understand
>>214592148Is that actually confirmed or is Dolffica making shit up? When I was paying more attention to the season I was noticing very obvious mistakes in these maps.
>>214592137honestly up in the air stillI'd guess kelley or keanu go if the other wins, maybe lauren if keanu wins blockbuster?
>>214592297Morgon said that yesterday likely it was another cope
>>214592536Morgo's main intention was to backdoor Lauren obvi. She's just trying to curry favor with Ava probably.
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