we.... we may have gone too far in some places....
>>214577453Who is still watching this shit?
>>214577464not many people, the view count for each episode is sub 500k, literal sloptubers get more views,
why are shills pushing this so hard?
>>214577560because its hemmoraged the studio, adding up to a huge loss and theyre panicing, if its not succesful they will go bankrupt
>>214577464>stillyou faggots got baited into even starting it?
>>214577453This is fucking ridiculous. Who's in charge of writing this franchise now? It is so fucking dead.
>>214577453>this show has been in production for 6 years>looks fanfilm tier
>>214577453Is it true it's as bad as alien resurrection
>>214578461It's much worse.It's essentially fanfic tier. Like something you'd read on archiveofourown if you were so inclined.
>>214578461Resurrection mogs it for at least having angsty Winonabot
>>214577453>domesticating a Xenomorph
>>214577453>cropping out the ai maker watermarkahaha nice trick, anon.
>>214578561they did it with the jurassic park raptors 10 years ago. yet people cheered when that slop came outthe castration will continue, one franchise at a time
>>214578461Resurrection is significantly better than this trash
*summons the xeno as personal attack dog*
>>214577453lmao
>>214577464Normies and low iq retards.
what is it about the way scenes are shot/framed/coloured/lit now that makes everything look so fucking bland and amateur and tasteless?what the FUCK bros I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE
>>214577453At first I thought this was jurassic park. Wtf are they doing?
>>214577453What the fuck? You gotta be fucking kidding me
>>214578749Why is anyone still watching this GARBAGE
>>214577453i thought their blood was green and acid and i thought they ate humanswhat went wrong? criss pratt trained it?
>>214578725No we didn't
>>214577453is every writer alive a fucking moronwhat the actual fuckthis has to be women right
>I'm watching Alien for the rehabilitation of the Alien species Is this some pro migration message?
>>214579053well at least we know what the results will be
>>214578971what are you, a woman? don't you what a generalization is?
>>214578749
>>214578774ahahhahah dude don't you like EFFICIENCY like why make one good thing if you can make TEN mediocre things, in the same time, right?after all it's not *spits* ""Art""! it's CONTENT my guy!come on come on, get your smartphone and vape out.see? it's not that bad :)
>>214577453That's fucking weak. Xenomorphs work off of pheromone control, which is why face huggers don't go for synthetics and drones can tell if someone is gestating a chest burster or even differentiate who is carrying a queen. Just mimicking their calls shouldn't do shit.
>>214577453>>214578749What the fuck is this shit.
>>214577453Can somebody spoil away the context? Do they tame it? Is the trope of the lion being thankful because the human pulled out a thorn or some shit?
I'm so glad I dropped this after episode 2.
>>214578115Retarded Gen Z who have lived in a hollywood nepo bubble and have no concept of the real world.
>>214578461Resurrection is 10/10 compared to this show.
>>214579232Noah is 58 years old
>>214578749I'm not a very big fan of the alien franchise in general and I've only ever seen like half the entries. I'm only here in this thread on a whim because the thumbnail caught my attention. What in the fuck is this shit? Is this really the new mini series thing?
>>214579259So a mentally disabled boomer and his gen z underlings.
>>214577453Alien was good. Aliens was fun but not as good. Everything else has been a dumpster fire attempt to revive the IP and they keep trying. Everything.
>>214578774Because people are watching on their phones with no sound and subtitles.
Just pretend there is nothing beyond the trilogy
>>214578749wow i will never shit on covenant or resurrection ever again after seeing this. i thought this show would be about containing the spread of an alien infestation on earth
>>214578749>they just watch their fellow humans being slaughtered like animals without showing any sign of discomfort or even looking awayAre they androids or psychopaths?
>>214579405leftists
Why isn't the alien killing them?
>>214579405Children in robot bodies, except the guy who is just a guy.
>>214579328There are some fantastic Alien universe books and video games but yes, nothing on screen beyond Alien and Aliens is good.
>>214579423he a good boy
>>214579423he imprinted on her (sexy synth sexy time)
>>214577602Good, fuck them. "Let's make an Alien show about them going to Earth, but then we'll focus on kids in robot bodies". >>214578725That's probably why they did it. It was retarded back then too though.
>>214579423it is black and that would be racist
>>214577453is the xenomorph a pet now?will the owner make its booboo feel better by giving it fluffy kissy kisses?
>>214579468>That's probably why they did it. It was retarded back then too though.but those in charge don't care about what's retarded. they care about making money. and people keep con$uming this crap
He's eyeraping the kiwi woman, isn't he
>>214579496Well, seems like all they needed to do all that time was just listen and then talk nicely to it.
>>214579522Entertainment has become dumber as society has become dumber. Social media is the worst thing to have ever happened to humanity.
>>214579423Hawley wasn't messing around when he said its not about alien
>>214579423Humans... are the true Aliens..
>Getting so easily tricked by robotic childrenIs this that perfect organism everyone was telling me about?
>>214577453This fucking shit is so bad, i love it, it's a free course in how not to write a good story and it's also so boring it helps me sleep.
>>214579388That's what I thought too!!! Why the fuck is it called alien EARTH?!
>>214578725taming aliens is infinitely more retarded than taming raptors
>>214579580to trick consoomers into getting hyped for it and watching it
>>214579190>>214579207>>214579292>>214579496Hey, where's the Predators? You know the Predators, right? Where's David? Not in this series?You mean to say that maybe, just maybe, this is a different universe?
>>214579581This single peace of fanart is cooler than everything after the first two films. What the fuck happened?
>>214579606But it isn't.
>>214579606>In this universe the deadly aliens are actually retardsGreat, cool, fucking nice.
>>214578725JP dinosaurs were always meant to be wild animals it makes sense you'd be able to train the smarter ones if you did so from their birth.Xenomorphs on the other hand have always been movie monsters which go from chest burster to killing machine impossibly fast, training one is retarded.
>>214579580>>214579598I find you children hilarious, "This isn't muh alien." But what would you children know, the first Alien didn't have queens or any of that, but James changed that. There is no muh lore!
>>214578749The female liberal fantasy of having wild untamed beasts from distant lands doing their bidding. This shit gets them wet.
>>214578749Wait...why is Nibs speaking xeno language too?
>>214577453This alien is just like the crocodile from Peter Pan!
>>214579659For a laugh
>>214577464I think it's funny as fuck.
>>214579626>>214579638Shouldn't the creators of the series say that this ties into which ever? And where were said circumstances of pre birth communication even discussed in the entirety of the mythos, so to say, this never happened in muh lore is kinda retarded.
>>214579609Imagine if instead of the nonsense we got, Alien Earth was about a secret WY Xenomorph control program being compromised and causing an actual outbreak on Earth, and the story follows actual professional soldiers and survivors as the xenos tear shit up in a city. No quippy dialogue, no bug eyed zoomers, no retarded sub plots, just humanity trying to survive againt the ultimate lifeform.
>>214579638They were literally canon fodder in Aliens, no more sophisticated than ants, so try again.
>>214579653I am sorry for your disability.
>>214579690*Where was it said
>>214579694>ultimate lifeform>can't use a gunPick one.
>>214578725Raptors are animalsXenos are eldritch monsters from the voidLearn the difference, retard
>>214577453This show bored me so much when I realised a new episode had dropped I simply looked up the plot summary on wikipedia
>>214579729They are animals too, ever since the first film.
>>214578725Nobody liked the nice raptors. Out of touch corporate moron.
>>214579694Imagine if like, you appreciated the story for what it is or, and at your convenience, you can show us the full Zoological encyclopedia on the xenomorph. None exist, you say and it depends on the writer's disposition? OH!!!!
>>214577453From left to right, spoilt rich girl (her Jew dad was a hedge fund guy), rich boy theatre kid, and nepobaby. All ugly looking mutants. At least the rich kids could have the decency to look attractive
>>214579753I'm still up to episode 5 which looks like a remake of alien
>>214578749> alien xenomorph in broad daylight
>>214579656true
>>214579701But there isn't any established rule save for your specified taste. But in 3 alien movies the alien's physiological prerequisites changed, or was shown on screen differently, and as differently one could be shown.
>>214577453I´m so glad i never even gave this a chance but gods, this is worse than i thought.
>>214579807*As one could be shown
>>214577453i clicked on this expecting to see the retard get mauledim very disappointed
>>214579779atleast the guy can act. he was good in black mirror
>>214579609That's less domestication and more hollowing out an alien's brain and replacing it with a remote receiver.This is kino. Being fucking friends with an alien is not.
>>214579694That would be logical and interesting. Hollywood doesn't like either.
>>214579814why? As I asked the earlier guy, where's the Predators?
>>214579721>final episode>John Marine looks down at the injured queen>He takes his Colt 45 out of his holster>"You know the difference between you and me? I have the right to bare arms">Kills the queen with a single shot to the head>camera pans to the USA flag patch on his uniform>won’t you fly high free bird yeeaaahh>fades to black as Free Bird guitar solo starts
>>214579854Why? Being pissed because it isn't your bag is one thing but to claim, muh lore, would be rather disingenuous.
>>214579910>Why?I watched the webm and it was retarded. There was no kino there. No horror. Nothing interesting.Scooping out an alien's brain and reducing it to a puppet on the other hand is horror. It establishes the sheer brutal ingenuity of mankind, and there is no need to showcase some filthy-footed faggot or a bunch of retarded kids.
>>214579763You sound upset enough to be someone who worked on the show or knows someone who does. You can remove the Alien element from this show and it is still pure dog shit. The characters, the dialogue, the plot, all objectively terrible. It is written by complete and utter morons who are either incredibly stupid or simply do not care about the quality of their work.
>>214577464i stopped once they "reunited" the brother/sister. just burnt out on soul/conscious transfer and AI crap. even after recognizing "life after death is a running theme in the movies" just don't wanna spend my time on this
>>214579962What was retarded about it? Can you say, do you even know? Of course you don't because you personify the guy who saw something out of context and now believe yourself to be an expert.And as I asked some one earlier, where did you read the complete behavioral studies on the xenomorph.
>>214577453>>214578749Is this real? Now a days is getting really difficult to distinguish between AI slop and normal Hollywood slop.Thank God I stop watching new movies and series a long time ago. It might have been the best decision I took in life.
>>214580009>what was retarded about itWhat's rerarded about trying to pet a hungry tiger?
>>214580011The difference is the AI slop is better.
>>214579423it's being made by females and controlling some murderous beast is a big female fantasy
>>214580009What mental illness are you diagnosed with?
>>214579994there are 100% people shilling on this board who have actual 1st hand knowledge of the exact events that will happen in the next episode and they can't help themselves but to reveal it each time in those general threadstelevision and filmmaking has actually fallen to the point where the retards making it are coming here to defend their terrible work and seethe lmao
you just know
>>214580077Are they shilling out of passion or are they subhuman thirdies getting paid? Highly amusing either way.
>>214580077I doubt anybody cares what a few hundred people on this board think
i fully expected this to be ai slop and the alien to start dancing or something
>>214579889Because the xenos are supposed to be monsters, not creatures. A quality that´s been constantly under attack since Aliens but specially in recent years. By now the Xeno is no different from any other aggressive animal, what´s next? mutual understanding? Coexistence? Alliances? I mean, if goblins can be misunderstood creatures just wanting to survive why can´t xenos? This logic is fucking insane. They used to be that which lurks in the infinite darkness of space, the stuff of nightmares... now they are genetic weapons designed specifically to kill humans. So fucking boring. Next they´ll be given their own civilization and shown to be capable of living in peace and reaching understanding with humans, come the fuck on!
>>214580050>don't speak fairly of what I seek to poop on
>>214577453>>214578749If you are ever wondering why women say they feel safer around bears than men, remember this is the kind of propaganda they are force-fedhere we can see a biological weapon designed to be a relentless killing machine being easily controlled by a woman due to superfluous reasons which will be consequently implied to be down to her femininity by the female audience. her being narratively an android is irrelevant as she is visibly a woman and the female audience will associate with them regardlessthanks to this kind of propaganda, women do not only feel safer around the bear but they believe they can command the bear as their own personal attack dog which compounds their delusion
>>214580242Supposed to? Where is this written. In 3 movies n they behaved differently, so where is the law that says they're to behave this way or that?
>>214577453I don't know much about the Aliens franchise, but I will pay top dollar for a 15 minute full penetrative sex scene featuring the alien and a busty actress.
>>214580007>life after death is a running theme in the moviesWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>214577453You just know
>>214577453Hot garbage.
>>214580254So it's just being a simpleton with exceptionally poor taste. Harder to cure. Good luck.
So let me get this straight, in an earlier episode, the deadly killer alien is smart enough to pretend at being a statue in the apartment complex, showing enough determinism that it can freely choose to fool its prey with complex tactics? Then it's also smart enough to discriminate individual targets and then smart enough to figure out how to use leverage to flip a van for the goodies inside...But at the same time, its also dumb enough to be tricked, just by mimicking some of its species calls? Even though it's supposed to have such a jacked sense of smell and chemical senses that in both Alien and Aliens previously, it could easily pinpoint the difference between a synth and a human, proceeding to ignore or attack either as the situation demanded?
>>214580394i don't think you know what determinism means but other than that i agree with your posts sentiment
>>214578592boy are you in for a surprise
>>214580426Maybe the Alien knows it's in a tv show, with a script?
I like the Alien Earth intro and theme song. The outro songs are anachronistic and jarring, I don't think much thought went into the choices besides "I like this song".I think the premise of the show is good and some parts of it are done well but overall it's poorly executed. The androids being multiracial and behaving like five year old toddlers is a fucking terrible idea.
>>214577453The Alien isn't even fucking drooling. That's one of their DEFINING characteristics.
>>214580394Now, stop being unfair , it was established the xenomorph adopts the biological impediments, dog like movement and behavior seen in Alien 3, and of its host, whatever quirk that's theirs.
>>214580532So, everyone of them ever seen on film?
>>214577453The alien was the friends we made along the way??
>>214578749The xeno is tearing the first guy apart with its chin
>>214580274It´s a genre thing that has to do with tropes and archetypes. For better or worse IPs need to build on what´s been previously built to have some sort of cohesion and be considered to be follow ups or parts of a whole. Otherwise it´s just taking advantage of a brand´s name. True enough even Aliens is an action movie while the original was a horror movie so you could say some genres are more compatible than others but that´s a risk. If you want a romance or a comedy that involve Xenos you can certainly have one but what the fuck do you call that other than a joke? You can´t expect audiences to just accept anything. An established IP carries expectations on account of what´s already been done. Subversion of expectations is done as one´s own risk. The audience does not own your product their support but the creators of a show or movie do have responsibilities towards the audience.
>>214579763How can you appreciate a story that doesn't advance by characters growing and overcoming challenges, but by everyone being incompetent and making super retarded decisions.
>>214579524I think he will try a dead synthHis eye wound was way too fitting and centered on for multiple timesPlus it would tie the both experiments together >But brain damage!!!Anon this show has shit tier writing
>>214577453mfw when family guy is right again and all the "monster" franchises are gonna become teaming up with the original monster to fight bigger monster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c04-4vMZLRkBy the Finale trailer they are AGAIN introducing some new Xenomorph variant. Like, wtf why does every new Alien movie has to introduce a new variant of the xenomorph? Aliens its the Queen, Alien 3 is the dog xenomorph, Alien 4 is some mamalian xenomorph, Prometheus has the Deacon, Covenant has the Neomorph, AvP 2 has some Predalien, and now Alien Earth has some new xenomorph?
>>214578749Hear me outThe xenomorph is TrumpWendy is the JewsThe guards are the Freedoms given to us by the US Constitutionit's like potteryit chimes
so Marrow is going to become the marrow for the eye octopus?
/tv/ hates the friendly xenos because they are black.
i hope every redditfag who liked this art is happy now and i hope that this idea can die already, so that the executives would say " We tried that before with controlled aliens " and we never see this shit again
nothing is going to be resolved in the Finale, and they will just cliffhang it with the implication of Season 2, but without any guarantee that it would be extended to Season 2
you guys should play aliens: dark descent. cool USCM game.
Legion Seasons 2 was profoundly bad and I felt like it was an "Emperor's New Clothes" moment when everyone was praising obvious shit just because it was confusing and seemed artsy.
>>214580581So if a incel computer nerd gets facehugged, the Xenomorph that comes after will just want to masterbate all day?
>>214578461it just depends what you mean by bad. to me the biggest thing about this show is its just boring. there doesn't seem to be a cohesive kind of story or thread because theres like, four divergent plot points that really don't need to exist.theres a plot point about like, whether clones are humans, whether robots are humans, theres a whole extra separate alien monster besides the alienand i just don't give a shit about any of those things which 90 percent of the episodes focus oni just wanted to watch xenomorphs kill people, and all the other 'original' parts just feel cliche'd and patched on in a way where i don't think they really bring anything new or interestingso in that way, yeah, its worse than alien resurrection because at least alien resurrection was about.... aliens
>>214580787>aliens: dark descentI saw a negress front and centre in the promo for it and correctly decided to pass
>>214580599It would explain a few things.
>>214579388It still could go that direction
>>214580754its so fucking retarded reminds me of those old fallout 3/nv base building mods that reddit faggots circle jerked and the devs based all of fallout 4 on it completely ruining the game
>>214580648I think of the xenomorph as a human story, a story of survival against incalculable odds. Many people hated AVP 2 but at its core it was the ultimate surviving horror story. All the xenomorph were before was the knife wielding maniac in the room. Now this lot wants to ascribe to the MacGuffin some kind of validity not before present.
SAY IT WITH ME THE ALIENS WAS GOOD BOYS THEY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
>>214581010*xenomorph series/movies>>214580845See above
>>214580833she's a hapa and she's wey yu
I don't get it..Why didn't they just make a cool Alien monster movie like I don't know... The original movies. You know, the ones that started the entire frachise.Who the fuck thought this shit was a good idea. I'm sick and fucking tired of these hack directors and hack writers being given an IP and then thinking they know better than the original creator and start adding their own twist. IT ALWAYS FAILS FUCK YOU
as always /tv/ is wrong. Is great and currently the most watched tv show on streaming. We cant stop winning alien bros
>>214580952This show should have just been an Aliens: Stronghold adaptation with Boy Kavalier being the one to build a Jeri to infiltrate a xeno hive, it would have been 1000% better. Calling it Alien: Earth would have even still made sense.
>>214577453what the fuck am I seeing
>>214581183A woman's fetish
>>214577495Since when do streaming services publish view counts (unless they're favorable)?
>>214577453
This crap is retarded beyond reason. On top of that I just saw a negress with red braids. In the future. A supposed soldier or whatever. Overweight too. The Asian business mogul is of course flanked by futuristic samurai standing in a caricature of Japanese architecture. And don’t get me started on the idiotic plot. The acting. The lighting. The cut. The music choice. The costumes. The alien fx. It’s so clear this crap is just another piece of money laundering content. Why do you think this stuff is so pricy but looks cheap? They produce it. Sell it to a sub division of themselves. Cut and repeat. Highly diversified between where it is filmed, cut, produced. And every single shuffle there’s a tax cut/return, a cultural fund added and another booking trick earning money. They don’t need people to watch it. They generate money out of nothing. But this bubble will burst like the housing scam in 08 and every other pyramid scheme.
>>214579656That's just women in general. Shakespeare knew this when he wrote Macbeth
>>214579694That would require long-term vision, planning and talent, both in the writing room and in the production value. You won't find any of them in modern Hollywood.
>>214577453>see? they're just misunderstood :)a woman wrote this
>>214579759you're the corporate moron who clapped like a seal and contributed to jurassic world's boxoffice
>>214577453im not even kidding this made me take down my alien poster
>>214578749I'm not watching the show, but given that the xeno's are a known quantity to at least some degree (I assume the soldiers are aware of their existence given other webms), you would think that they'd be using something other than pulse rifles. Shotguns, flamethrowers, hell some kind of net or bolo guns would be more effective against creatures that are fast, potentially numerous, and have no lethality at range. I'd get it if they're just uninformed run-of-the-mill security but I'm assuming (maybe wrongly) that they (and more importantly their employers, or whatever) know what they're dealing with. Similarly that scene where the redhead bitch is straight crushing dude's faces while the other security stand around is dumb as shit too. Again, I'm not steeped in security or warfare but I'd guess you want to equip your forces with something they can actually use to at least immediately subdue if not destroy wtf they are pursuing.
>>214581778Nice, imagine if your zoomer friends saw this.>Wow Anon, you like that show too? My favorite scene was when the girlboss called her pet-alien. I also loved the scene where she dragged the other alien around with a hook through its tongue.
>>214581856My favorite part of the show was when the child beat the alien off screen, with a paper cutter that wasn't even melted.
>>214578749>HissesNibs a cute.
>>214579791They don't know how to shoot dark scenes anymore without making them so dark you don't see shit, so they didn't even try for this show lol
>>214578461They hope. It's more like fucking Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom level bad. It's the same fucking plot but with xenomorphs instead of velociraptors.
>>214577453Yikes. How are the /tv/ anons holding up? you know, the ones who had a fucking general for this showI guarantee there are female writers on this show btw. The "big scary monster I can tame" is a core female fantasy but I never imagined Alien would receive that treatment.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XENOS ARE MISUNDERSTOOD! THEY DID NOT ASK TO BE HERE! AND NOW YOU, CHUDS, CUT THEM OPEN! HE COULD BE AN ENGINEER, A DOCTOR, OR A LAWYER! IT'S ALL SOCIO-ECONOMIC! STOP BEING MEAN TO COSMIC HORROR INVASIVE PARASITIC BLACK RAPE MONSTER WITH NO CONSCIENCE, YOU FUCKING MAGA CHUD! I LOVE THE TASTE OF BIG XENO COCK!
>>214579656trvke
>>214577453>>214578749>THIS is the kind of fucking garbage /tv/ shills and keeps an active general hitting the bump limit forGrim as all fuck. If you ever needed proof you're surrounded by underage third worlders and bots, this is it.
>>214579791Covenant already did that.
Why are they doing this?Alien tv show.Focus is on androids. Not scary at all, full light, full view of the Xeno at all time. Xeno is now an anti-hero somehow. Le good boi pet.The pacing is weird too. It looks so... cheap. The SFX are alright, but I'm talking about the way it's filmed. It looks like some youtube series from 10 years ago. I also find the sets and costumes to be cheap. They look fresh of the wardrobe department.
>>214582138>joe rogan watcherNever think you're superior to anyone again
>>214579779i'm shocked that there are three (mostly) white characters onscreen together, but not surprised that they're all ugly
>>214580679That video is fake you brownskin ninny.
>praised, recommended, and covered weekly by grace randolphif you need more signs not to watch a show, you're an idiotthat woman has never been right about anything in her lifei watch her reviews and do the opposite and it's never steered me wrong
>>214577464I'm invested now and the season is almost over. I'd be pissed if I was paying to watch it, but it's alright having it on while I eat my morning cereal.
>>214578461It keeps teasing interesting plot points and then dropping them for the lame young adult novel scooby squad of super powered robots. It focuses way too much on the other lifeforms and then they don't really do anything. With the exception of the eyeball they all seem to be one off devices designed specifically to kill people in far too specific ways when you literally have the xeno sitting right there. The xeno itself on the otherhand has been reduced to a slapchop that shows up to remove groups of people from the board when the main group needs it to move their story along and then fuck off until they need another blender of blood moment. Whoever thought a lamer version of clone Ripley talking to the xenos was a cool idea needs to be excommunicated from the entertainment industry. We've already played out the xeno domestication plot in multiple comics and media, if this ends differently it will be lame and if it ends the same it will be a waste of time. Prodigy is just an OC donut steal Weyland-Yutani that keeps winning by outsmarting it's competition in unrealistic manners while being, somehow, much more inept with its security or safeties put in place while simultaneously bit actually doing any experiments beyond mentally torturing the hybrids amd tuennactimg surprised when they donretarded shit lile theirnentire llam was to stick children's brains in synths and then sit around shocked when they act like children. The entire episode from 9/9 seemed to set up the grand finale of chaos as an excuse for being rather slow and dull only for this week's episode to wrap everything up and send the plot right back to where it has been languishing since it left the crash site.
>>214579905isn't the world ruled by corps now though? They'd have their own anthem which would be a song or tune that was significant at the time they were founded or came out victorious from the global power struggle.
>>214577453i feel sorry for the crazy girl actress. she got a single scene in 3 body problem, hopefully they will bring her back next season along with the science kid
>>214579656lmao, as if the beastmaster trope and tamer of harsh lands isn't as masculine as it gets. Imagine saying this kind of thing somewhere people aren't retarded haha.
>>214582138anon, were the eternal FTL and Jazz threads not enough of an indicator? This place is a cesspit I'm just grateful I'm part of it
>>214577464Is it good or bad?
90% of the people in this thread didn’t even watch the show. She can’t really tame anything, something about her being synthetic is allowing her to hear and speak directly to the xenomorph, which she has been doing since it was born. It has zero similarity to Jurassic world because in that he was just being nice to the velociraptors and they were like “ok guess we won’t eat you.” It has nothing to do with girl boss shit because she’s only able to do it because she has a synthetic body.>>214581847They aren’t armed for the xeno, which isn’t even supposed to be loose. You didn’t watch the showYou guys are like redditors who only read the headline and jump right into the comments section
>>214578749Does redd_ like this show? im asking unironically
>>214581959No she's fucking not she's an absolute hideous goblin. Horrific looking woman
>>214582614>90% of the people in this thread didn’t even watch the showthat's 10% too many
>>214582628The aliens sub is filled with shillbots just like the severance subreddit was s2 aired
>>214582628Yes. I normally like r/LV426 but they're all YASS QUEEN about every gay little thing in this show. Reminds me of The Witcher fandom being infested with fucking normie weirdo tourists after the Netflix show dropped. They're incapable of talking like actual humans, and only spam memes and gifs at each other (yeah yeah I know which website I'm on right now) and everything is sarcastic and a joke.Between this and Fede Alvarez dropping out from directing the Romulus sequel, I think we're entering an Alien dark age. The franchise will be bent and deformed to appeal to these retards. And I say this as a guy who actually enjoys Alien Resurrection.At least Predator Badlands might be great.
>3.1415 *AAAAGH*>*SHITS VIOLENTLY*hmmm...
>>214578749who is this for?who thinks this is cool
>>214580679I will never forgive you for that link, one of the recommended vids being the anaconda remake. You've ruined my day.
This is literally the only current show that I bother to download I enjoyed this episode I guess life hasn't beaten me down so hard that all I have left is a seething of other people having fun yet
>>214582771life has beaten you down so hard that you have to cope with slop to get any joy out of it
>xenomorph is supposed to be physical embodiment of men raping a woman>modern woman likes him and embraces himthis says a lot about our society
>>214577453>>214578749Maybe Prometheus and Covenant weren't so bad...
>>214577453>>214578115this certainly explains why the Alien: Romulus director noped the fuck out of there.
>>214582798Ehrm akshually it was the physical embodiment of man rape and boi preggers according to Scott and Geiger, it should be a comedy.
>>214582845>the physical embodiment of man rape and boi preggers according to Scott and Geiger,No, it was according to the writer Dan O'Bannon. Giger designed everything alien related, but he didn't influence story, and Ridley didn't contribute shit.
>>214581277Why does Hollywood do this?
Does anybody has a webm of the scene where nibs nibs the soldiers jaw? And another of the soldier getting xenoed in the face? Thanks much appreciated. The part where the jungle xeno cuts the legs of a soldier with its tail looks good. The gore is decent, at least.
>>214582897They are afraid their audience is not "media literate" enough to tell when the mysogynistic male did a sexism or racism. So they have the girlboss tell them.
>>214582894Geiger's penis heads weren't for nothing and only Scott's personal vendetta against religion can account for the fart sniffing idea to call Big Chap "Cain's son" originally. But yes, you are correct Dan wrote the "but what if men carried the children" proto pro-abortion wank fest of a script
>>214578749Why dont the bullets work on the xeno? He clearly lit it up
>>214582076>heh yeah it's not that being a sexless weirdo makes makes people assume i'm undesirable and thus repulsive, it's that I'm an out of control sigma male like that and they're actually just afraid of me. Hehe those grapes sure were sour, probably
>>214582984The fact that you keep getting the spelling of people's names wrong make me think you really don't pay attention, which also explains why you keep going in the opposite direction to everything that happened. Giger was brought on because O'Bannon was impressed by his work when they were both working on Jodorowsky's Dune. O'Bannon wasn't trying to do some kind of pro-abortion thing, he was using thing idea of male pregnancy and sexual violence to make the men in the audience uncomfortable because he thought that it was some the horror genre hadn't really targeted before.
>>214578749So Aliens is just Jurassic Park now lmao it was inevitable
>>214579085You were slandering me and now you're calling me a woman. I don't think you're a very nice person, anon.
>>214578749This face has plagued gaming for the last 10 years
>>214582138Brown kids watch anime all day. Those threads are made by white 40 year old first worlders chasing the nostalgia dragon.
>>214578561I'm glad this franchise was killed for me.
>>214577464gave up after last episode, too much stupidity and bad writing
>>214581277>When she notices I took off the condom
>>214578998>what if xenomorphs were cute pets that I could summon to kill people who annoy me when I'm on my periodYes this does feel like women hands wrote this script
>>214583182why does hollywood hate gingers
>>214581277I know other bleeding pussies can sympathize with that outburst as "wow she's so passionate and powerful" but it's just bloobering hysterical toddler femoid face like a snot is about to shoot out of her nose and she's about to start drooling. It's so so so so bad
>>214577453that guy could be John Hannah's son.
we could have corporate dystopia kino intermixed with alien shit here and there, instead we have this shit, they dropped the ball
>>214582903Here ya go.>the movie with the CGI Ian Holm was the final last straw - I can't see Alien Isolation 2 bringing me back to this tough.
>Woman saves the weak pathetic manSo tired of this demoralization shit man.
>>214583071Plot Armor - pulse rifles have been show to shred aliens and spread acid blood everywhere - nothing special about the munitions either.
>>214583345You are supposed to say 'thank you' after being helped anon.
>>214581210He's probably making it up, but I'd wager that it's not far off if I were to take a guess. Sometimes I am shocked at how few people watch television programs when they air. Daily Show a couple of years ago was getting something like 125,000 viewers, they are back up to 500,000, which still sucks. ishowspeed can get like a million concurrent viewers, ibai can do like 10 million.
>>214578749this show reminds me of the Halo show in that I can't even believe it's real and also why is it real
>>214579905At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Kid Rock or Creed was the credits needle drop. They used Godsmack in the previous episode
>>214578749Yeah this is the moment the show jumped the shark. Girlboss uses Alien as a tool to fight her enemies. This shit is beyond retarded. The aliens universe was always about humanity vs the horror. This just throws it in the garbage. Really fuck Disney.
>>214583407the moment it "jumped the shark" was when the show was actually about children in adult bodies and has adults actual like literal children in a show that's supposed to be about Alien
>>214578749its a new, improved bullet proof friendly xeno. the libtard's wet dream. I have no idea what the fuck this series is and I'm glad for it.
>>214577464wine aunts and soibois
>>214579606stop listing reasons for people to not watch the show or you're not getting paidyou have been warned
>>214577453>>214580077>>214579994>>214580011>>214583182Hey fellas, schizo here.Im joyous as to the outcome that many an anon have regarding this stinking dog turd of a show. Like I said a few weeks ago, its the first 2 films and isolation as the only canon regarding this franchise. As this anon said, im guessing some hyper faggots who have worked on this show do lurk here and that's why this Tibetan basket weaving forum has been named in shows like the bear. I think the main reason for the massive drop in quality of all forms of media and entertainment besides """them""" and by them I mean kike merchants, is that like a restaurant being inherited by the kids of the owners who never learned a single recipe or the functions of the business it will inevitably turn for the worst and ultimately be shut down. Sadly this is a trillion dollar industry and unlike pretty much every other kind of business will be bailed out and re-coop their losses via loopholes and government funding. But once again, and very lucky for all us anons we have DECADES of brilliant books, plays, film and tv predating this ugly, faggy, nigged out shit filled with these government bastards ugly kids. Its really only children, manchildren and coomers keeping shit like this alive. Anyways, see you next week jeets and shills when ma niggas clown the fuck out yo bitch asses.Dr. Schizo out :)
>>214579779>rich boy theatre kidExplains the fag he played in Andor
>>214578749>girlboss uses her voice to kill hecking chudsJesuschrists, Disney. This is what Mike Stoklasa defends.
>>214583428/thread
>>214580266>her being narratively an android is irrelevant as she is visibly a woman and the female audience will associate with them regardlessReminds me that Ex-Machina was a litmus test for people who shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>214583439Ill say it again, James Cameron reduced the dangerous wife wielding maniac in the room to a swarm of killer bees in a foot ball pitch, where all the exits are 10 feet tall six feet wide.
>>214583687>>214583439*knife wielding
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>>214583103what makes a sexless person a weirdoyou are proving the pointa nonsexual man in society is looked down upon and considered an enemy because they are not integrating into soceity
>visit the general>it's just waifufags pretending the show is good so they can talk about their "waifu" of the monthit's all so tiresome.
>>214579426That guy is his father, ~litterly.
>>214577453worse than fanfiction
How can an alien ~species understand your language and numerical system?
>>214581659>no u!okay. but check this out, no YOU
>>214577453why are people so mad about this? since we knew marcy was learning xenomorf language we knew this was going to happen 100%
>>214582818I didn't even think that was anything better than okay. Woman I watched it with really liked it though. Go figure.
>>214578749>>214577453This is fine desu. Least of the shows issues. Why is teevee filtered so hard by this? Do you guys want every piece of Alien media to be literally the same over and over?
>>214583838I guess because it is very retarded and it's worse to actually see it happening than to imagine itOr maybe some people were hoping there'd be a twist where the xeno just kills Wendy because her brother was right and she was wrong about being able to control themAnything would be better than this
>>214583838a xenomorph being tamed goes against everything the original ip stood for, like orcs caring for their babies with their momma orcs caring for home in rings of power. its about the principle of not destroying the canon of an ip by doing crazy shit with it.
>>214583938That would be a fair point if the only movie that existed was Alien, without all the heaps of bullshit that had already been added to the IP throughout the decades.
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>>214583797There is series called SG1 where the Goa'uld, uses you as a host.
>>2145839972/2
>>214580394It's not being tricked if it's earnest communication desoo
>>214583687>>214583703The rooms are big to move heavy equipment, they are like bugs... seeing as they are like ants or wasps with a hive and a queen. I fucking love that film, but seeing as your complaints are gay and retarded il give you something a smart person would say. Why the fuck would queen Alien bug understand fire and her threatening the hive with the flame thrower at the end of the film, also the fact her arm didnt get ripped off when opening the hatch trying to space the queen.Yours truly, King Schizo
Romulus was the beginning of the end. Thank you Disney.Be sure to check out Alien World: Extinction soon.
>>214579606At this point there's like 3 completely retarded terrible alien universes, fuck off jeet
>>214584070>Romulus was the beginning of the end.holy zoomerimagine saying this when the following films exist:Alien 3Alien ResurrectionAVPAVP RequiemPrometheusAlien Covenant
The Alien wiped out an entire squard of NAVAL COMMANDOS the best of the best.Also they would have briefed on XenoMorpgh by Morrow.
>>214584070This.>Romulus = TFA>Earth = AcolyteThe Romulus sequel might be a TLJ equivalent at this rate. Anything Disney touches turns to shit.
>>214584080Even Aliens, while being a good movie on its own, was a pretty terrible sequel to Alien.
>>214577453>>214578749if the writers were good it would turn out all 3 had aliens implanted in them while they were asleep, which is why the xenos were protecting them not the xeno whisperer bullshit
Canon Alien (I and II)-----------------------------------Extended Alien(III and IV)AVP universeRidtard Requel universe (prom + cov)Disney Alien Universe (Rom and AE)
>>214584080AvP was better than any of those, including Romulus. I ought to beat the shit out of you.
>>214584139AvP was more woke than any recent movie release.
>>214584075>WAAAAH
>>214578725Is this Jurassic Park? No. And that scene was mocked on this board, newfag.
>>214584080Not a zoomer, much more ancient and AVP doesnt count.Alien 3 and resurrection are kino. And Prometheus? If you didnt understand it, thats on you buddy boy.
>>214577453Really clear illustration of the problems with CGI even when the CGI looks fairly convincing. None of the characters are acting like they're in the situation they're in because none of the actors can see what they're meant to be seeing. They should be pants-shittingly terrified and they just can't summon it because there isn't a puppet or a natural environment around it to help simulate the experience.
>>214584080AVP was cool
>>214578998Women can be good writers if you actually source talent properly. The problem is an increase in blatant nepo-hiring so that you recruit from a smaller talent pool with low collective life experience, a lot of whom don't even read, combined with the MBA corporatisation of the entertainment industry to the point that everything has to be run by and approved by and altered in line with the judgement of know nothing suits who don't like or understand art.
>>214584152Really was it? I havent seen it in more than a decade
>>214584139You sound brown & impotent.
>>214584173Anon Prometheus is a stark reminder that RS is getting old and retarded. Like this shit show its all about some old man trying to fight death with his faggot autistic synth
>>214584218No, it wasn't. That guy is a gay retard.>>214584223You'd know what brown impotents sound like - you are one.
>>214584249It was and is better than all that came after. Seven for Predators
Would it be so horrible to throw my simple mind some marines versus aliens, just once? I feel like we've done everything but this and it's all sucked.I want to see some marines shoot aliens. Is that so much to ask? I want to see spaceships blasting land sides from orbit, while the people down below beg them not tooBut it doesn't matter because the ship is already infectedI want to see a space battle of ships fighting other ships because they might be infectedchaos amongst it all while marines try and find a ship to get outta thereI dont feel like im asking much my friendswe've done your high art smart thinking alien ideait's time brosjust.. just give me marines shooting aliensjust do it brosjust the tip.. just a little bit.. itll be okay I promise, it'll be gentle.. We'll go slow, it won't be super fast or anything..
>>214584218It ends with a black girlboss winning and even getting the predator to not kill her out of respect for her.
>>214584218AVP was protowokeone of the founders of the movementliking it is both brown coded and tranny coded.
>>214584263*SAVE FOR Phuck you auto correct
>>214580394>But at the same time, its also dumb enough to be tricked, just by mimicking some of its species calls?The alien is just lonely, looking for a cute waifu like everyone else.
>>214577453Is this Alien for zoomers? Looks like CW trash.
>>214579405The show is pretty clear that they are robots with the copies memories of kids who work on a layer of dampened emotions and layers of control.
>>214584335It's cosmic horror of some kind
>>214584343>characters acting retarded is Lovecraftian
>>214579369>trilogyYou mean the two films?Pretty sure there was only two films.
>>214580668This show has given me brain damage.
>>214583838I think we're hitting a tipping point of a trope, I don't know what you'd call it, but where the murderous monster is humanized and is actually a nice dude if you tried to understand his perspective.And while I think there's a place for that, you want to at least establish motivation for your antagonist and not make them mustache twirling cartoon characters, even if you don't agree with them. But it starts getting ridiculous when we apply it to fucking xenomorphs and velociraptors. They're supposed to be singularly purposed forces of nature that you can't control, that's kind of the whole point
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>>214583407When Wendy isn't on screen, all the other characters should ask, "Where's Wendy?"
>>214584264I'm sorry to inform you of this anon but at this period of time we are not allowed to make the military look cool unless its faggy college campus level... even future soldiers aren't allowed to be cool like Vasquez or Hicks.
>>214584274I member that now, and its at the north or south pole or some shit and they go into a myan murder temple? Yeah the power of pussy saves a hoe once again
>>214584291see>>214584559
>>214583838She talking to it via weird noises was already retarded enough.
>>214583592>Black Canary>cast a black actressa little on the nose, Hollywood
>>214582805They're fucking Shakespeare compared to this.
>>214583797the director probably thought he was super smart, thinking he is on the level of the arrival.
>>214580266I will never understand how the whole "bear" thing mind broke so many of you.
>>214582160this xeno is scary as fuck, he is all lean muscle and black
>>214584686*the LLM prompt
>>214583938These Xenomorphs hove families are are just coming to Earth looking for a better life. Stop this xenophobic rhetoric that they are just monsters and killing machines.
I hate this character. fucking annoying ahh bitch
atleast the fag medic realized that this android is not his sister, its some insane robot who thinks its his sister and treats human life like disposable puppets, starting from the moment she interfered with his transfer and now released an alien life form without a care in the world on the innocent clean up crew in the lab and then on the soldiers who were just following their orders. took this fag long enoughanother regret of this episode is that colored haired sheboon marine wasn't killed
>>214584754Maybe you should just do the zoomer thing and chop your genitals off.
>>214584809all in good time, i still haven't found my daddy bitcoin stacked boyfriend who would support and protect me with the gun from the right wing lunatics
>>214582018>I guarantee there are female writers on this show btw.Episode 7 written by Maria Melnik.Might not be a female but sounds like it.
>>214581959>>214584505based show
>>214584855You are trash, and Nibs would kill you if she wasn't so worried about the eyeball alien.
>>214584924she is pregnant though, the alien impregnated her somehow and she will give birth the next episodeits like an homage to Alien 4
>>214580679Xenomorph variants are cool and make sense, I don't consider this an issue at all
>>214584924Like I said before, turd worlders gooners keep dogshit like this and yellowjackets alive. Anon... she has posed naked multiple times for the world to see, you dont need to goon to her and ruin our kino
>>214579779In the scene the faces Nibs made, it made me think of her being jewish immediately, now this post confirms. It will be more obvious as she ages.
>>214584796>colored haired sheboon marineSiberia
