I spent four years with my ex and showed her ALL the critically acclaimed movies. I had literally exhausted/run out of good movies to show her. Now I'm with a new gf, who's 5 years younger than my last ex, and she hasn't seen ANY movies. It's an exciting world to be in... But the question is... What do I show her first?I showed her Edge of Tomorrow, and she loved it. I'm thinking either The Matrix or Fight Club next. Thoughts? She's a college-aged blank slate we're talking here.
>>214587251Did you show her the movie in your pants?
Pacific Rim is a good one, dumb fun
I've never enjoyed watching a movie or show with a woman.
>>214587251Neither of those would be good.Try something The Prestige or Lord of War.Or unironically Tangled
>>214587251You really don't understand women.
>>214587251Every second spent with them was and is a waste of time, wake up.
Show her drive then after tell her you're going for a midnight drive
>>214587251women like cock and money, they don't care about your gay moving pictures
>>214587261Nah, he likes to watch her watch other men's movies.
>>214587251Wud not your arm fall asleep if a girl lays on top of it?
>>214587308Holy mother of truth nukes…
>>214587321Trvke
>>214587251Show her 2001 a space odyssey. Lots of long boring scenes allows you to talk with her and explain wtf is going on, and then enjoy the cool Hal scenes. While you both talk about a.i. omg you think that’s going to happen to us when we invent ai?! omg idk maybe! What are your thoughts on ai? Me? Oh I hate ai. Me too! Bla bla bla and then you are making out during the intermission scenes if you are smart
>>214587361It does which is why this kind of pose doesn’t last longer than a few minutes at best
>>214587420Meant for >>214587344
>>214587291I'm not going to show her some G movie... wtf, Tangled... fuck that. The Prestige is interesting.>>214587305She's already mine. I'm in. I'm going to show her movies that are objectively kino. I'm not showing her shit like Definitely, Maybe, until I've exhausted all the good movies.>>214587405Too boring, unironically. And arguably too old. I don't watch movies pre 1990~ for good reason. (except for Alien/Predator). I might show her Alien... just so we can get to Aliens...
Kek I show my woman real kino at first and then years later I was like wtf you haven't seen _____ iconic film? And after being condescending for months we watch them
>>214587458I gave you a range.Tangled was well liked by young adult women hence why I recommended it.
>>214587305What do you mean by that?
>>214587270Was this supposed to be a joke?
>>214587251I'm 46 and currently fucking a 22 year old little whore I met at the bar. What's hilarious about the situation is I fucked her mom when we were both still in high school. Being a man is winning
>>214587251Women love Harry Potter and Twilight and all that shit. In fact, if you see a Harry Potter thread on /tv/ it's very likely that OP is a woman.
>>214587251Not a movie, but Gilmore Girls
>>214587251why would you watch kino with some used up hole anon? she will just be texting chad the whole time anyway
Imagine forcing a girl to sit down and watch fucking edge of tomorrow with you
>>214587251Betamale picture
>>214589532Nigga, she LOVED it. The early part of a relationship is great, because she's eager to please you and will actually pay attention to the shit you make her watch. I want to rewatch all the best kinos. I DON'T give a fuck about having her watch a bunch of chick flicks/shows like Harry Potter, Twilight, or Gilmore Girls... That's not fun for me to watch.
>>214587251Here, you lazy faggot: Gummo, Son of the White Mare, Goldfinger, Dolemite, Snatch, Night of the Living Dead, Redline, Encounters at the End of the World, Little Nicky, Under Siege, Napoleon Dynamite, Evil Dead 2, Highlander, Triplets of Belleville, Ghost Dog, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Rocky 1, Freddy Got Fingered, Little Shop of Horrors, King and the Mockingbird, Toxic Avenger, Only the Dead, Big Lebowski, Boyz n the Hood, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (old and new), Monty Python (any of them), Logan's Run, Hundreds of Beavers, Total Recall. This is not a comprehensive list mind you
>>214589758SnatchBig Lebowski (only after about 30 movie nights)Total Recall (after about 10-15 movie nights)I appreciated the Monty Python inclusion, but frankly I feel like it's too old for a zoomer to enjoy. The rest are REJECTED.
>>214589231How is that winning? They both fucked lots of other men, before and after you. That's just disgusting
>>214587251Showing Edge of Tomorrow instead of Groundhog Day is fucking criminal.
>>214589834You fucking faggot, coddling her like she's 5
>>214589929Groundhog Day's objectively dogshit, Kingpin's the good Bill Murray movie
>>214589901WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>>214589532I did this with gf and she enjoyed it
>>214589952I'd see Gummo, but FUCK the rest.Starship TroopersAlien+AliensTerminator+Terminator 2The Matrix Gone Girl + Fight Club (in one night!)Mad Max: Fury RoadBlack Hawk DownMadSMidsommarTruman ShowSuperbadQuentin Tarantino filmographyWes Anderson kinographyPaul Thomas Anderson cinematography And many, many, more kinos. Evil Dead 2... pft... Boyz in the Hood... Freddy... got... fucking... Fingered...
>>214590007Shut the fuck up you contrarian faggot.
>>214590232I understand it's hard for you to like good movies
>>214590252>Too much of a faggot for Kingpin
>>214589532edge of tomorrow has a romance plot in case you forgot
>>214590232Those are great movies, but it is such an uninteresting list. Zero deep cuts. Why not toss Christopher Nolan in there as well?The person you replied to sounds way more interesting than you.
>>214590607Because she's seen Interstellar already, and I think it's too soon to show her his second best movie, Tenet. Memento is a fairly decent intro-level movie, though.I'm not going for interesting. I'm going for KINO, critically acclaimed kino. Not.. goldfinger.
>>214590706You're not respecting your bitch's intelligence and your movie taste is dogshit
>>214590751*eye rolls**lifts paw to check watch on wrist*Are we going to go around in circles for the next hour, then? Let's just avoid all that and both walk away acknowledging that I have better taste.
>>214590783Anyone who rolls his eyes in text form is too retarded to read subtitles, fuckface
>>214587251If you're in the mood for comedy, Liar Liar or Yes man are kinda romcom
And then you all wonder why women have stupid concepts like the ick when you do retarded shit like thisBros... I'm getting it!!!
>>214587458>showing her ALL the critically acclaimed movies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ͜͞ʖ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿>I don't watch movies pre 1990 ( ⋋ · ⋌ ) xD
>>214589733 >>214590048>>214590443Lmao you trust women
>>214587251Show her your dick, girls like that
>>214587251I have watched bond movies one by one starting with Dr No with my ex. Funny, we both fell asleep during the last third of Thunderball and had sex in the middle of every Moore movie. See didn't make it to Craigshit.
Just to say I'm not dogpiling I'll give you an honest recommend. Run Lola Run. It's a crowd pleaser with lots of action. I don't see anyone complain about it, but it does have subtitles because it's german language. There's very low chance your gf would see it on her own.
>>214591363it's probably their first gf
>>214590300Kingpin is peak kino and I loved it even as a dumb kid. But Groundhogs Day is still an amazing movie.
>>214591363trust women to... watch edge of tomorrow? are you some kinda retard who thinks women are out to steal your TV?
>>214591598Nah, I'm 36.
>>214587261She only like full length features.
>>214591210Is there a problem? Most movies made before 1990 have a certain shit to it.
>>214590751>zoomer women>intelligenttop lel, hope she sees this bro.
>>214596115Fuck you're old and browsing 4chan. That's pathetic.
