Alien Erf editionPrevious: >>214580128
AlienAlien Earfit's about to go nuts
>>214588086What a load of crap! Rubber suit in bright light and the nepo baby playing xeno whisperer lmfao.
>>214588086people genuinely like this? hahaha
that Island assault was kinda shit
>>214588086why didn't the bullets shred it as it was falling from the tree? Soldier shot straight at it.
>>214588227stormtrooper training
>>214588207It's shitkino
>>214588227They just didn't, ok?
>>214588086>>214588201Is it too early to call Hawley the Rian Johnson of Alien? Genuine question.
>>214588227I'm sorry mate were you there?
>>214588249Noah why don't you stop posting here and go fix hour shit, eh?
krekreeeekreeekreee chkchkcssshhkree
that needle drop at the end was god tier desu
>>214588265kek
>>214588220everything was shit, lol
>>214588279What do you people want? I gave you a chestburster, a xeno effortlessly killing dozens and an anime girl as the MC. And you're still not happy?
>>214588280jesus christ it's exactly like that isn't it? how fucking embarrassing. I feel the need to apologize to the xenomorphs in the movies. Even Resurrection had more respect than this
>>214588337You didn't give us a fucking proper Alien in a show named Alien. Fuck your retarded robots and your reddit sheep.
Everything is the indian guys fault
>>214588301>put kino song in at the end>absolute dog shit scene turns into kino nowIt's total hackery and dishonest filmmaking.
>>214588246it's kino kino
>>214588086Everyone keeps posting this scene and the scene where she pets it, but I remember the suit looking its absolute worst right between these two scenes. There's some shots of it sitting in the bushes, and I cannot see it as anything but a guy in a suit.
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>>214588354There's two aliens in this episode alone. And that's not even counting the show's breakout star, eye thing!
>>214588086i just hate this because in real life spec ops soldiers like this literally slaughter everyone that gets in the way, even civilians>but this is scifithen they should be even more aggressive
>>214588280pic related should be shooped with wendy's face as pratt's, and aliens as the raptorsexcept the one baring teeth, which should have nibs' faceand the brother could be the motorcycle headlights, maybe
>>214588359Do you think he was disappointed that he got a new body but was still Indian?
>>214588261Not at all, it was apparent from the interviews even before the show premiered.
>>214588359And the nigger scientist on the ship
what kind of a fucking name is atom eins
>>214588444>Imma go eat in da lab instead of the dining room
>>214588440I was actually wondering why all the synths are so fugly. If they're made from scratch you would think they'd make them all gorgeous. In fact, why even make several different models for prototypes? Wouldn't it make more sense to have one male and one female model? What, are the terminally ill children gonna complain?
>>214588261how? Nuking the sequel trilogy isn't comparable to a crappy tv show in a franchise that's as inconsistent as Alien
>>214588483I think they're ugly because the boy genius is ugly and he kept rejecting the models that were better looking than him which was almost all of them.
Did I miss it or did Wendy forgot about Smee and Slightly before trying to leave?
>>214588451Cool name, lame ass character
>>214588451>>214588551he catched the bouncing ball fasthe's a synth too
What if the finale has Wendy steal the rest of the xeno eggs and a ship and leave earth and S2 is her turning into the xeno queen from the comics.
>>214588483they're ugly because leftists are ugly, retarded and dysgenics, and thus hate all that is true, beautiful, civilized and natural
>>214588403they probably wanted to capture the hybrids
>>214588540The writers knew that they were already leaving on their own, so by extension she already knew.
>>214588540Lol didn't even think of that. I guess they would have checked their rooms and been like well we tried
>>214588619Kek, and likely
who they gonna try to implant the eye to?i'm thinking it's gonna be kirsh
One of my biggest issues with the season that I hardly see discussed is that the so called boy genius is never shown to make any smart decisions. He was kinda slick in the negotiation with Titanic but aside from that he's just kinda 1 dimensional and obsessed with Peter Pan
>>214588678might as well stick it up his asswhich he'd no doubt enjoy
>>214588678It needs to be a person and footfag said he's already got someone in mind. I think he wanted to stick it in Wendy's chomo looking brother.
>>214588619>>214588639how would the writers feel if they didn't have breakfast?
>>214588705Yutani* damn autocorrect>>214588678No way they give a Smyth's strength to the eyeball
eyeball and dangling scrotum plant thingy will kill everyone
>>214588733but they did have breakfast
>>214588705It's not even just his decisions. Everything about him makes him come across as a retard. The things he says. The way he speaks and interacts with others and generally behaves. The fact that he thought reciting the digits of pi was an appropriate conversation starter to gauge the intelligence of an alien being.
>>214588726was mostly kidding about kirsh. probably the brother because he's the only lame person in the show
Is Isaac... not coming back? Fr?
>>214588733but Smee and Slightly ARE leaving
>>214588678the mom doctor
>>214588086>one chance to show what's beneath that translucent dome and they made it look like a jar filled with frozen diarrheaI am seething so hard right now.
alien being retarded with plotarmour out the asswendy and nibs killing lots of "innocent" peopleeyeball still in timeoutkind of a shit episode
>>214588377LE epicc ;>>)
>>214588678MorrowThen it will learn to control his implants, then it will figure out how to control synths temporally.
>>214588788It's either the brother or Dr Mommy but his valet will get eyeballed instead somehow.
>>214588578>catchedGOOD MORNING SAAR!
>>214588851I'm not the fucking: you're the fucking
>>214588816>is this all there is?>is this who I am?
>>214588847the old guy isnt human, or at least enhanced
>>214588816I actually think this is retarded
>>214588816
>>214588086>crazy redheaded bitch brutally killing people>"NOOOO WHY DID YOU STOP HER"
>>214588086Stop watching this series already, you know it sucks so why bother?
>>214588816I don't even get mad anymore, the damage was done for decades now
>>214588876What makes you say that?
>>214588678Boy Genius will transfer himself to a synth and give his old body to eyeball. Something something Peter Pan and his shadow
>>214588968No I want to see Kirsh win
>>214589027That actually sounds kind of interesting, so it won't happen
>>214589053lel
>>214588931>all this time it wasn't drool, but tears
>>214589023when wendy wants to go fetch her brother, the jewlet tells she's not really Human anymore, and proves it by throwing a fast ball at her, which she catches easily despite the surprisewhen they're implanting the eye in the sheep, he talks with the old guy, and throws the ball at the glass, which rebounds fast to him, and he catches it without any effortso seeing the writers' finesse, he's clearly a synth, or a cyborg
>>214588788I'm also betting on Brother.He betrayed both his employer and his sister. It's fucking over for him.
>>214589305Normally I'd say that the ability to throw and catch balls doesn't make someone a robot but this show is retarded so you're probably right.
>>214588409twatter is on it
>>214588678>>214588726>>214588788>>214589330
>>214589346>Normally I'd say that the ability to throw and catch balls doesn't make someone a robotyeah, me neitherbut it's the repetition, the constant hamfisting, and the fact he used it first to prove wendy isn't normal
ngl, I felt kinda bad for him
>CLEAN IT UP KAVALIER
>>214589372Kinda just looks like he got his shit beat
>>214589372His body is far too physically dangerous to consider. But by giving the eyeball the brother, there's an unintended potential path of eyeball + xenos teaming up, depending how much of the host the eyeball actually has access to.
>>214589027>Boy Genius will transfer himself to a synth and give his old body to eyeball.i thought the same
>>214589503the eye tracking is on point
>>214589502I don't.Timmies get the rope.
>>214588086Are aliens canonically bulletproof or something? How can an entire squad not take an alien down?
>>214589503
>>214589587Not big enough bullet
>>214589587Aliens use the force to run fast.
>>214589587They burst like pinatas when hit with pulserifles.These shitters just had trash ELO.
>>214588451Only just realised this is the same guy, and from Bottom Mindless Violence. Didnt realise he was a such a good serious actor.
There's only two Xenomorphs in this fucking show and one of them was birthed the last episode.Gay ass show
>filenameNow THATS a show I want to see attempted in live action holy shit
I said it from the very start.Nibs is Jaw dropping
>>214589587Only 9 mil lol marines had 5.56>>214589625>ELO Not sure what a pretty great band has to do with it
>>2145896433Wendy killed one
It's ma'-ACK
>>214589664nice
>>214589664cause shes physically unable to close her mouth?
>>214588409your slop sire
>>214589732You'd think Prodigy would have weapons and protocols specifically for non-lethal capture. It's amazing how poorly the attempt was botched. Sure, they were gearing up for the W-Y invasion, but you'd think someone could just go back to the compound to get all their hybrid-subduing equipment.
>>214589883Keked and thanks
>>214589893You'd think their hybrid subduing equipment would consist of a single button that would turn off the robots that they themselves built.
Fucking abysmal writing, the worst episode yet. Lol at the kids making a raft and the soldiers knocking the body off for dramatic effect.And the way the WHAT DID YOU DO at the end was meant to be some epic cliffhanger that the viewer is invested in, like anyone gives a fuck about the ginger or if they get away on the boat. The brothers acting is also god awful. Every scene thats meant to have drama and tension just falls flat straight away, like the stand off with both sides in the entrance, the writing is just terrible everywhere. The only interesting thing in the whole show is the sheep
>>214588678If you don't reealise it's Dame by now you're retarded.>Spoke to her about wanting to talk to someone more intelligent>Pissed at her for her husband's actions
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
I hope 95% of the characters in this die a horrible death
>>214589893This is the same company that put the universes most dangerous aliens in the same room with a giant air duct allowing you to escape and had nobody guard it or monitor it
>>214589989the actors themselves, and the production toothey all deserve brutal and humiliating death
>>214590017It was all part of Kirsh's plan. He actually had the vent specially installed for this exact scenario.
>>214589955There was clearly something wrong with that episode shooting/editing. Only 40 mins compared to 60 for the others, the end was totally cut off early, obvious missing scenes i.e. morrow just walking into their hq as his plan b, the baby xeno getting caught net scene was likely added after to explain things that were cut out/not filmed/fucked up shooting/acting.
>>214589883
>>214590060what we got was already utter shitnow, imagine the laughable crap that they had to cut because it wasn't good enough for such an already very low standard
>>214590060these modern 8-10 episodes "prestige" shows do it all the time, 40 min the second to last ep and 1h finale
When is the flower gonna do something?
>>214590060Wendy just kind of forgot about Smee when she was round up everyone to leave the island
π
>>214590150you can see it morphing into a spider thingy in the new trailer
>>214589330Yeah, but remembering that Kavalier doesn't know her brother is currently escaping and then writing him searching and failing to find him honestly seems a bit too complicated for the writers at this point. So I feel like they'll take the more convenient path and just have him go for the only other available notable human around; the lady scientist.
>>214590191A cowpie?
>>214590246jeets eat such cow pies
lel
>>214590263Timmies wipe shit all over themselves because they don't know how to use a bidet.
>>214589955Even the sheep has been ruined for me by that fucking pi plotpoint. I liked it when it was an intelligent animal that could comprehend indirect effects of actions and multi-step problem solving. Giving it (presumably) human intellect just makes it feel like a villainous alien invader.
>>214590270>enjoys the show>enjoys ai slopcouldnt be me
>>214590288Hes been set as the main villain all along.
Apologize
>>214590271>impling streetshitting monkeys do
>>214590331resurrection has always been great, its ten times greater in light of romulus and alien earf now though
>>214590270I did something similar
>>214590270Several threads ago you suggested the book blindsight.I read a sample.Is the main character supposed to be an autist? Is that how normies sees autistics?
>>214590331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qtEsweD4Ao
>>214590310That's not my issue. I just think a sapient alien villain feels a lot less interesting than a clever critter that manages to outplay everyone. Allowing it to understand and communicate with humans just makes it feel less alien, I guess.
All along I thought this was supposed to be a miniseries. One and done. Don't think I'll return for season 2.
>>214590331Resurrection is far from shitit has great ideas, and interesting aesthetics (not as much as Alien^3, though, which lacks ideas)the problem is mostly joss whedon's usual retarded teenage rpg team tier roster: his shit is always cringe
The best thing I can say about this show is that it introduced me to some ok rock songs.
>>214590357romulus is betterresurrection has some funny scenes but overall it's only slightly better than Covenant (the shittiest Alien movie)
>>214590378He's not wrong.
>>214590288>>214590310>>214590379>Allowing it to understand and communicate with humans just makes it feel less alien, I guess.Ding ding dingAlso why is a parasitic eyeball so good at language. You have humans who were born and bred for language and cooperation take years to understand idioms and shit from other cultures but the eye was in an engineer for a half hour and can understand still?
>>214590371Spoilers... he had a brain issue as a kid and they removed half his brain. That left him unable to understand human emotions and the like, but also made him hyper analytical. The author said he might present some autistic traits, but the proper term is brain damaged.
>>214590463The common explanation seems to be that it just downloaded data from the engineer's brain. Which frankly just feels like a cop-out to me, but whatever.
i liked the episodehow retarded am i
>>2145904483's second act was just putting explosive trap in hallways, then the last act was more mucking about in MORE hallways.
is it wrong to wish that tripfags would kill themselves?
>>214590489yoooo>>214590492kek, normie level
>>214590466He literally me
>>214590534Well, talk about having no problem inserting yourself in a story! Sounds good to me.
>>214590489Extremely based, got any more? Nibs' actress really does have nice tits btw
>>214590507I'll admit it's been ages since I've seen 3 but I really liked the setting, bleak as fuck, and nothing was offensively bad. Covenant mixes dumb schlock and shitty aesthetics in the worst way possible while also taking a turd on Prometheus
>>214590027Specially Hermit's actor, guy's insufferable both in the series and IRL
It will be cancelled, the studio likely shut down and the actors will never get a better job, it'll be considered the biggest budgetry failure of the decade.
The more allegedly smart the character is, the more retarded he acts- the show.
>>214590331And apologize to this one too.
>>214588678Wendy's brother obviously
>>214590489hermit noooooooooooooooo
The main characters are stupid children. This really drags the show down.
>>214590655I don't have to, I always liked it and Extended Cut is a very good movie.>>214590331This one isn't tho'. It's still shit.
>>214590448Why does reddit hate Covenant (and Prometheus)?I liked Covenant and Prometheus.
>>214590722Damon Lindelof ruined Covenant with his rewrite.
>>214590722idk about reddit but everyone hates covenant because it's shit and killed the prometheus saga
>>214590722excuse me sir please pay attention>the post with the most updoots is the one you're supposed to agree with
>You know maybe humans are the real monsters for wanting to capture and destroy a hostile alien life-form.>Sends minimum wage earning security guards, 65 year old cleaning ladies and janitors to their death by releasing the Alien.
>>214590634Critics like it though, so I've read. Is it because it's getting low viewership that it'll be cancelled and studio shut down? Would love to see people get canned for shitty shows/films.
anyone got webm of her petting it from last ep?
>>214590466Yeah but he gets better when Sarasti butt-fucks him in front of the crew WTF Do not read if you're avoiding spoilers for Blindsight.
Morrow looks like one of those fat republican "Big Mac 6" squad members in tactigear that show up for gun nut conventions and 2nd amendment celebrations.
>>214590800anon, this is not that sort of forum.
>>214588086The best episode so far was the one on the ship showing the events before the crash. The last episode goes right to the bottom
>>214590655FUCK YOU
>>214590655it's aesthetically splendidalways has been
>>214590722Prometheus certainly is watchablecovenant isn't, though: it's utter shit, laughable and gay (diddle my flute, plox)
>>214590831That episode was full of dumb characters and bad writing too.
>>214590831>le alien 1 rehash episode was le bestwhat is wrong with you people, srs question
>>214590831IDK man, the ending to episode 4 might be the high point so far. Episode 5 needed some major alterations to work as a standalone 'classic rick & morty adventure' on a spaceship.
anyone else think the show is getting a little too silly after this episode
what was the point of Winona Ryder being a synth again?
>>214590655I never didn't like it
>>214590758
>>214590795>Sub 400k views>Sloptubers get higher than this>250mill budget>Where did the money go?>Horrendous writing, possible LLM use>Takes 5 years to create
>>214590866They're not wrong.
>>214590873It's always been bad you just have low IQ
>its another show with no plot points concluded as everything is shoved into a second season thats gonna air two years later at bestman...
>>214589502How were they able to catch the babymorph so fucking quickly? It's a big ass junge
>>214590050>It was actually Boy the mastermind all along to orchestrate crashing the ship >It was actually Kirsh the mastermind all along to orchestrate the aliens escapingNext you'll tell me Weyland Yutani planned everything from the beginning
>>214589985>Xenos are people too REEEEEEEEEE!
>>214588678They namedropped the moldman so it's probably gonna be him
>>214590892>possible LLM use>Ok chatgpt we need something smart for the eyegoat to say, so smart boy kav likes it>LMAO have it shitNo way
>>214590873it's been silly since episode 1 you smoothbrained retard
>jeets are out in full force damage-controlling last night's episode>again
>>214589732nibsoids BTFO
>>214590946how the hell was that stupid net supposed to hold it?
Well this was disappointing. Im ready to move on from this slop and watch Gen V now.
>>214591001I have yet to read one positive thing about last episode, my pajeet obsessed schizo friend.
>>214590946>Cant find big alien in a spaceship>Can easily fine little alien in a jungleAtrocious writing
Another shit episode
>>214590331Fun movie with lots of kino scenes and an all star cast. The newborn and failed clones were great.>>214590655Overhated kino with a take-no-prisoners attitude. Great performances, Runner is cool, Elliot Goldenthal's score is the best of the series.
hbo's watchmen was a lot better than this show
>>214588786he is an idiot. he's a musk analogue. that's the whole thing
>>214590401there's gonna be s2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCskGtGTlioWhat's in the background at the 15 second mark? the "plant"?
LMAO holy fuck this is going into legit 1/10 territory. Entire american TV/movie industry needs to die. There is no saving it.
>>214591087Okay lets not go full retard anon
>>214590866https://roguereviewer.wordpress.com/2020/10/12/defining-canon-in-an-alien-world/>>214590866The franchise consultant made a list of what is considered canon.
>>214589689>Lieutenant, what do those Pulse Rifles fire?">"10 millimeter explosive-tip caseless. Standard light armor-piercing round, why?>10×24mm Caselesshttps://avp.fandom.com/wiki/10%C3%9724mm_Caseless
>>214591103Nothing official yet, but the showrunner has some ideas for a potential second season.
>>214591041the eyeball had a funny scene
>>214591164>the joke is poopnot beating the pajeet allegations
>>214591107cavalier is gonna get eatenhermits friends get big plant dong inserted
>>214591220At least sheeps keep clean, unlike Timmies.
>>214591107yes
>in the promo>you can see boy kavalier walk on a hallway with plats and flickering lights>show him turn around and look at something>promo ends with boy kavalier laying on his back and turning around as the alien skedaddles towards two security guardsAny theories why alien only knocked him over instead of killing? Plot armor?
>>214590704I didn't think there was anything worse than shitty kids in a story. Turns out its adults acting like shitty kids.
So.... we are not gonna talk about THE PLANT in the ep 8 trailer?
>>214591107Looks like Calvin
>>214590378AlienPrometheusCovenantAlien: Earthis the only universe that matters. don't be so low brow
>>214591335>Any theories why alien only knocked him over instead of killing?Is this actually a serious question or some sort of forced engagement shilling? The episodes have become complete slop with zero thought put into anything thats happening onscreen.
>>214591415Smee's actor is the only one doing his job properly, rest of them are just being retards
>>214591435Who cares? Itll just be a lame bad monster reveal like the fly.
>>214591469He is very good at behaving like a child. But I still don't know if I want to see any adults acting like children regardless of skill level.
>>214591466my point is that what if boy kavalier is actually a hybrid himself and the alien sees kavalier being the same as his stupid ass queen so it doesn't kill him
There was something that annoyed me about the red hair bitch acting toughAwakens my cave man brain to give her rape correction
>>214588086Ngl this is the first time I’ve actually enjoyed hate watching a show
>>214589372there would be way more damage to his face, remember that mechanic on the ship
sooo why did kirsh help the poo???
>>214588227Why didn't the drone in Alien just super ping around the nostromo in 2 seconds and gib everyone instantly as this Hawley-kino shows is possible.
>>214591615kek
>>214591500Well, to be fair I dont think rest of them act like children anymore except for the hybrid girl who crawled up in dame's arms. Pic related is the kids, nibs is on the left. Besides Curly and Smee, everyone is something else besides a child
>>214588540This falls into the category of "the writers didn't think about it as much as you did"
>>214591164Probably the worst Eye related scene so far.
>>214591649Kirsch main parameters must revolve around science and scientific shit, clearly it's more important than protecting human life. Dude even shoots someone in the proml
Remember when this dude shot the kid for absolutely no reason? Kek.
>>214591534Would be pretty lame if he was a hybrid. Whats the point? It would just be a plot twist for the sake of being a plot twist.
>>214591870He was making a statement.
>>214590060Morrow and the squad just walking in the front door then going "oh damn we got caught" was unintentional comedy kino. Felt like some youtube poop edit.
>>214589502The Smee actor is the best of the bunch, very convincing as a little kid
>>214591900Well, in that case alien just spares people out of the blue. Writers are clueless though
>>214591534The eggs reacted to him so he should be human.
>>214591649some sort of forseen master plan to capture Morrow
Facehuggers infecting non-human hosts is severely underutilized.
>>214591996Thats like saying wendys brother is a hybrid because the alien spared him by purposely attacking him slowly several times. Its just basic plot armor. Youre overthinking it. This show is clearly not that kind of show.
Science milf will get they eye treatment next week?
>>214590946They just followed the sound of ragtime.
is this the last EP? also the eye is funny
>>214592062a wild boar on the island could be kino or a snake.
>https://youtu.be/vZFS1V58HBs?si=rAYB5BcH5IE1K_tGTrailer. What's the thing at 1:06?
> everyone says the eye octopus is the saving grace of the showIt's a boring reddit creation. Shittens every scene it's in. Honestly the fucking tick bugs were better. The show has no redeeming features beyond some set work.
>Introduce cool new alien organisms>Do nothing with them>Instead just shit out laughable executed action scenes of xeno drone in sunlight.
>>214592062This. Give me a nigger-xeno hybrid.
Is this whole show just a metaphor/social commentary for the modern world? Zoomer kids defending dangerous aliens taking over their land, while the super-rich race of capitalists just sit back and watch while the indigenous population is driven to extinction.
>>214592205>Shittens every scene it's inIt literally did nothing related to overall plot so far. Its literally worse than baby yoda.
>>214591935>"how could this be, I was spying on you!">"well, I was spying on you spying on us">"... ok you got me there, synth"
>>214592062an amphibic capibaramorph
>>214591747I think it seems like he wanted to defeat Morrow, but the plan seemed far too risky. What if Smee and Slightly had managed to get Anthony to Morrow without the chest burst happening? Maybe he's a big like David from Covenant where he wants to play God.
>>214592191I think it's the dead kid nigger re-animated
>>214590378were would Isolation go?
>>214592404bro don't post gore
>>214592205I warmed up to the eye (until this episode) but I don't disagree with you. I mainly enjoyed the execution of it, particularly the way it so keenly observed everyone and managed to outplay them with simple actions. But the conceptual design of an eye octopus that mind controls people feels ridiculously generic for a franchise that spawned the xenomorph, It's the sort of thing I'd expect to see in a cartoonish children's toyline.
>>214592395Seriously how the fuck Morrow didnt at least suspect that a proptotype robot has spyware build into it?
>>214590795Critics like whatever they are paid to like.
>>214592547or maybe even a receptionist or camera such that you can't just walk your squad of weyland yutani soldiers in the front door
>>214592547He was 65 years behind current day technology
>>214592655damn he's been in space since 1960?
>>214588227Regular bullets don't do shit to xenos
>>214592611What I hate most about this show is there is no problem solving. The characters have no challenges to overcome. Things just happen. It is so fucking boring.
>>214592680Is this the American education system speaking?
>headcanon to cope with the shitty writingAhahahhahahahahahahahaha
>>214592225The new aliens have been underwhelming so far when they do anyway>tick is just a tick that drinks more blood and with endoparasitic young that fart instant death>kills some maginot retards and 2 guards that were tied and left to die>tease the fly for several episodes and even have an episode with it as the title>pukes and kills 1 synth and then get tazed back into the cuck cageOcellus has been the one redeeming factor. At this point I'm expecting the teasing with the plant to end up as another fly scene where it barely does fuck all.
>>214588483They're ugly because the kids they're based off had ugly genetics
>>214592700is this autism speaks?
>>214592702Wendy was super-strong since the start. Guess it only works for female synths.
>check reddit>slop-llenial consoomers are "having a blast" and tell you to "stop nitpicking"Every time. Enjoyment of bad media should be punishable by death.
>>214588540She doesn't care about non-white incels
>>214592736kek
>>214592775Redditors are subhuman NPCs so what else do you expect.
>>214591075Based
>>214592775>check shill central>shills say product goodwoah
>>214588086I was honestly thinking of watching this show, and this clip really sold me on never watching this show. Jesus Christ.
>>214589502He looked like tom green in this scene
>>214592775It's the type of a person whose life revolves around tv-shows, moving from slop to slop and making that show a big part of their personality for a while. It must be kind of a blessing as they will watch absolutely anything and defend shows for free. I bet that their previous personas were Last of Us and House of the Dragon, shows that take extreme liberties with their source material and the excuse is always>stop hating the show/actors!>stop nitpicking the plot!>stop thinking about details!I get it though, it's their ego acting up because it's like telling someone "the stuff you line is stupid and doesn't make sense"
>>214592887>MY BUM IS ON THE XENOMORPHS
>>214592775This kind of dogshit shows usually creates a echochamber dicksucking subr*ddit and a meme/hate sub. I havent seen this split yet. I guess Alien frachise isnt big enough.
Decent characters:>Dame Sylvia>Arthur SylviaMostly good characters with some shit moments:>Morrow>Kirsch>NibsMostly bad characters:>Foot boy>Marcy>Indian kid>Everyone else
I like Smee. He's endearing and his actor seems like he would be a good bro.
>>214592775>"just turn your brain off, bro"The cancer that killed quality media.
>>214592775I think theres a very obvious significant drop in quality from the start if the show to these end episodes. If every episode was like the first 2 eps i would agree with that statement. But its just boring filler now so all youre left with it nitpicking.
I don't like any of the hybrids
so is the redhead dead now
>>214593134How do you feel about Maimen?
>>214593260No, watch the promo for ep8
>>214593260They are robots. They can be rebuilt. They have the technology.
>>214593248I liked them all at the start. They are completely insufferable now. Especially Wendy.
>>214593289>lets Isaac diewtf is Boy racist?!
>>214593133S-tier >Cutie PI
>>214593295so you liked them when you knew nothing about the hybrids?
Sorry but why is she okay with getting all those innocent people killed when she opened the xenomorph's cage
>>214588086I can't believe I'm saying this but the ayy needs to be CGI in action scenes. they just cannot make it look good in live action ESPECIALLY with such flat and uninspired TV lighting
>>214593398yes
>>214593398because humans are the real monsters or something
>>214593398She's a 10-year old child. Lol
>>214593398it's a robot om the alien franchise. of course it's killing people.
>>214593335>No eyelidThat nigga should be dried out long ago.
>>214593398the writer probably thinks random wagies working for a rich CEO on a private island are not innocent and deserve to get xenomorphed
>>214593437Practical puppets are a meme and have never looked good
>>214588898we dont give a fuck about what a nobody like you could possibly think about anything, shut the fuck up
>>214593535Skill issue
>>214588086What a fucking stupid episode. This keeps getting dumber by the episode.>Kavalier just lets Wendy go tell the others, instead of detaining her for defying her>Wendy releases the xenomorph for no reason and gets security staff killed>Kavalier is so fascinated with his eye-alien, that he doesn't even care that all multi-billion dollar synths are missing/escaping, xenomorph has killed a dozen of his guards and escaped containment lab, and Weyland-Yutani is raiding his island>Why would Kavalier give synths named graves?Seriously, who does this show want me to root for? The idiotic children? Blood thirsty Wendy? The manchild billionaire?Unironically, the android is most likable, outside of the aliens
>>214593535You're just part of the "old bad new good" crowd
>>214590831>The best episode so far was the one on the ship showing the events before the crashfor a brief moment i couldnt remember if that ship had "kids" too, there were a ton of retarded dialogue and retarded characters, hated that episode, it doesnt have any relationship at all with how an adult crew should behave, even for Alien franchise standards.
>>214593696>Wendy releases the xenomorph for no reasonAnon she said it already, he's a good boy, a precious little xeno, they've not chosen to come here and it clearly did nothing wrong
>>214593742maybe doomed deep space voyages is where theatre kids end up in the future
>>214593505How do YOU feel about the people who worked on Epstein's island?
>>214593501It clearly produces mucus, just rubbing the tendrils around the eye globe would do the trick
>>214593874does the mossad really do manual labor?
>>214593874very little but they probably don't deserve to get killed on the whim of someone else
>next episode name is "the real monsters">tagline is "a new power dynamic emerges">wendy says in the trailer that "we have been scared of them but maybe they should be scared of us"Woaaaaaaah
>>214590946They were following them all along.Although the wind hitting the foliage would jam the crap out of it
>>214593939i can't believe the killbots went rogue, who could have foreseen it
By implication that the eyetentacle understood immediately the implication of the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter when seeing the number 3.16 AND had learned the english vocabulary, if you show him the number 2.71828 and ask it what it is, the alien will start screeching "eeeeeeeeeeee". That's retardedAlso, why is the turd that the alien pushes out supposed to be "9"? Is the eye tentacle being snarky? How come it's the first piece of shit the alien has taken or do they put a leash on it and take walks with it so it's cages always stay clean?
>>214594329bro you're putting more thought into this than the writers did. Just don't nitpick and enjoy it wow how cool is it that Wendy can control the Xenomorphs just like the raptors in Jurassic Park!
>>214594050For me, it's the rat tracker
>>214594329you didn't see the sheep laugh and smile after it took a shit?
>eye thing shows its smart>heh>eye thing shows its evil>WOOOAAHHH I wanna talk to it
>>214594844hes an evil tech bro just like elon musk!
>>214591870He was finishing the kill before Morrow could rez him
>>214594329The entire pi conversation was exceptionally stupid, but man the poop joke was just the cherry on top. It not only undermines the tension of the scene with a dumb gag, but it also implies the eyeball both understands the derogatory view of fecal waste in human culture and also has enough of a sense of humor to be snarky. >W-well it downloaded the engineer brainWhat's even the point of it if it just has a human brain now? When it gets a human host it essentially has two choices; spread its species or be content with its own prey and live comfortably. So we either get a generic alien invader, or a generic greedy "human" villain looking out for himself.
>>214594959It would have been better if it had stomped 9 times and then took a shit to signify 2, but the writers couldn't even look up Pi
>>214593696>Why would Kavalier give synths named graves?that were the og kids that turned into synths
>>214589989>>214590027>>214590632why?
>>214590866The issue is Dan O'Bannon died :/
>>214595072why not?
>>214594959>So we either get a generic alien invaderAssuming it can breed on its ownIt could well also just want to pull a The Thing and fuck off back to space, give our take some more hatred of humans compared to The Thing
>>214594329it's so intelligent it managed to learn english writing and decimal system just from watching them for couple days, who knows maybe it engineered the aliens and engineers in the first place
>>214595307whatever it is it will gay and retarded like everything else in this show.
>>214595199seems petty
>>214595395oh, and smearing Alien with further, debilitated and gay shit isn't petty?
>>214595466how would it be petty?
>>214595063i know but still
Hybrids are gonna flip even more when they realize that they aren't actually the kids, they're just a copy of the kids consciousness. The real "them" died during the procedure
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