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Stinky wife
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>>214589534
Witch thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cdnAUvsw8
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>>214589534
What did Davy see in this? Arent her teeth black?
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>>214589657
Thank you for very indirectly reminding me of
https://youtu.be/2kQSFyq6mac
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>>214590110
She was still a nubian qween back then. She hadn't started hitting the pipe.
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>>214590110
Watch the movies and say it again
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>>214589534
Was Calypso ever human looking? Or did she transform into different women whilst seducing men or was this her actual one human look? Orrrr did they sacrifice this woman and trapped Calypso into her.
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>>214590110
>What did Davy see in this?
Don't ask stupid questions.
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>>214590181
I never thought about it but yeah, they must have sacrificed some random sugar plantation slave to trap Calypso.
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Considering the circumstances, Davy did the thanos thing better.
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>>214590110
it was charcoal, people used to do put in on their teeth in ye olden days
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>>214589534
I mean, he’s a fucking squid that commands a boat. How much better could he do?
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Just watched Dead Man's Chest for the first time last weekend. Genuinely an awful film. Hopefully World's End is better, though I'm not too keen on it being a direct sequel.
Bringing back the same cast was a mistake, including Sparrow and Barbossa. Should've just let good things die and told a new story. Could've had Norrington be the protagonist instead of a pointless subplot.
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>>214590369
Nah, Jack is good, but it only gets worse. It's still amazing how much disney got out of a theme ride. And no one else made a good pirate movie since.
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>>214590485
I don't know how tumblr smells like, but it's not earth and sweat.
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>>214590405
are you the one posting this movies webm? i've seen a few of pont neuf lately

what did you think of the ending?

Also i like her tits
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>>214590405
goddammit is there a woman like this left on this earth anymore?
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>>214590152
I like them, but then I remember their horse pussy.
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>>214590752
a woman who doesn't shave and smokes? yeah probably millions
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Bugfu.
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>>214590960
Cute, but also
>Notices the bugs crawling
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>>214590960
>damn bitch you live like this?
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caribbean prostitutes owe me sex
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>Check thread
>No one posted the hottest one
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>>214590110
When you're a pirate surrounded by surly stinking men, any women bumps up by 2 or 3 points. And Calypsos not bad.
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>Davy falls in love and pledges to do anything for her so long as it meant one night with her every 10 fucking years
>Calypso goes out and screws other men, even Jack, and doesn't even show up the one night she promised
>Davy seethes and kills hundreds of people and damns souls
>Finally meets up with her and demands an answer to why she wasn't there
>"It is my nature....would you love me...if I was anything but what I am...?" all while she breathes hotly and looks up at him vulnerably
>Davy forgives all

How good was the Calypso puss??
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>>214591083
What, did they just take your money?
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>>214590200
Tobacco teeth
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Imagine the smell
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>>214591707
paranormal women
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YU.. YU AV TA SAY IT RITE
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>>214590752
thats a man
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>It's a /tv/ pretends a 0/10 is hot episode
Why do you always do this?
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>>214590960
I could save her...
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>>214596152
>your asian waifu, sir
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>>214595926
>in their darkest hour the lanky coomer saves the day
kino trope
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>>214590960
What the fuck
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>>214596222
My friend tried a deep fried tarantula while he was in the peace corps. Said it tasted like "an earthy crab"
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>>214589534
Never date a black chick as a white dude. Hands down worst experience of my life
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>>214596222
if only that tarantula was me
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>>214595926
that was unironically a good scene
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>>214590529
Did Bill Nighy play the "human" Davy? I can't tell under the GREAT, BIG, BUSHY BEARD! (BEARD! Beard! beard....)
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>>214590110
you know they used to fuck cabin boys up the ass right
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>>214590529
Me on the right
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>>214600072
Do you have an actual citation for that?
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>>214589534
Dude when she became a giant that shit was so hot
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>>214589534
GIANT stinky wife.
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>>214589534
>>214589657
>>214590960
>>214591707
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>>214604823
she had A LOT of crabs...
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>>214589534
will do
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>>214590752
unfortunately the worst leftist trash appropriated the look, so you can expect neon hairs, bull rings and tattoos instead of the pristine woman beauty
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>>214590529
He hit that in costume
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>>214590960
This is most of the human species unironically. Most of you live in platos cave (tiktok).
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looks like that thing behind diner in mullholland drive movie



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