They're killing off Cartman permanently in the next episode.
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Like how they killed off Kenny? Then brought him back?
>>214593749No.
if only they had the balls to do this now, i know old matt and trey would
>>214593657Why are cuckservitves upset? Don’t they believe even the best of goyim must be killed?
>>214593749Oh my rob, they killed KenE! You basterts!
>>214593697holy fuck anyone who lurks on 4chan could have also noticed that there are 2 south park threads.Thanks retard
>>214593775You mean younger Matt and Trey and I doubt it because Cartman is their baby and excuse to do crazy shit.
>>214593657how does their writer's room look now after hearing about kimmel?
>>214594318>we're on the wrong team so we can't use that one...
an episode where they kill cartman and have everyone be sad about it while stan or kyle try to convince everyone that cartman was horrible would be peak kino
>>214594824Wouldn't that feel way too out of character? You can't tell me at least 60% of the town want him dead
>>214594824unironically would be a good episode
>>214594318Another delay?
>>214593657they won't kill cartman but i honestly do hope they make clyde get pissed and take the shot>>214594824>>214594991>>214595092the problem with that is kyle and stan have always put up with cartman, someone would have to call them out to really wrap it up
>>214594991>Wouldn't that feel way too out of character? You can't tell me at least 60% of the town want him deadThey've never been consistent on this sort of stuff. If the episode needs Cartman to be one of the boys and he's just hanging with them as their friend, they'll have that. If the episode needs them to all hate Cartman and ostracise him, they'll have that.Also, people behave like that irl when someone dies even if they didn't like them much when they were alive.
>>214595435So someone like Wendy, then. Good!
>>214595566Yeah, I never considered that
>>214595567nah wendy went out the window when she broke up with stan
>>214593657didn't he grow up old enough to convert to judaism?
>>214595982She got back with him in S26 and had a few lines in Episode 2. She isn't gone yet
i feel the only way for south park to go out is to get cancelled.
>>214594824That's a good idea and I'm a major chud
>>214596173Maybe this is how they'll do it
Kyle is going to save the day and Cartman through Dreidel-Moses. Its going to be a brave return to form, mark my words...
>>214594318They already got a billion dollars from this shit. Probably pretty chill
>>214596024The timeline shifted at the end of those specials
>>214597004Lol retard. You have no idea how these contracts actually work.
>>214595567Have they ever addressed that Wendy canonically murdered an innocent LGBT woman in cold blood?
>>214594318they aren't liberal jackasses acting as mouthpieces for the dnc so i imagine pretty good
>>214597492Stan has a picture of Mrs Ellen in his room in one of the games, so kinda?
>>214593657Couldn't they just kill off Clyde instead? He was the original Kirk knockoff and Cartman is too brand-significant to be removed.
>>214597599But Clyde gave up master debating after Mackey talked with him. We even see him in the hallway in episode 4
Episode is starting
>>214598181It literally got delayed to next week
Oh fuck it's another rerun.I got baited to stay up until 4am to watch the new episode but they can't even keep a biweekly release schedule.
>>214597519>they aren't liberal jackasses acting as mouthpieces for the dncThat's exactly what they are, retard.
>>214597519They two leftist jews who have been making a leftist cartoon for over 25 years. They absolutely are dnc mouthpieces.
>>214597687Only other way they can weasel out of this one is the Monty Python 'Copout.' Only works once though.
>>214598359What's that?
>>214598380"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" got way out of hand and overbudget, and the creators did a literal copout anti-climatic ending with everyone getting arrested instead. Redditors ate that shit up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRxwBb7ev1Y
>>214598286>>214598317>south park>leftistyou must be european, hence why you're unaware that they proudly announced their right-wing leaning identities some years agohttps://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/03/28/south-park-creators-stun-hollywood-crowd-were-republicans/
>>214598599They were just being contrarian to fuck with Hollywood/LA liberals. They've said as much.
it's the perfect opportunity. the shooter is a rabid antifa member who was getting banged by two different transvestite furries. that's fucking peak south park writing there, but they'd never touch that.
>>214598861and they're also on the record saying "i hate conservatives but i really fucking hate liberals"there's a reason they barely made fun of bush, there's a reason they're often described as libertarian, it's because they aren't left-wing nutjobsan argument can be made for center-left/classical liberal but in no way shape or form can they be identified as left
>>214599013>completely ignore the blm riots yet cry endlessly about MUH JAN 6>zero criticism of biden and the camel yet endless faggot whining about MUH DRUMPF>even walked back and apologized for previously held "right-wing" views like climate change and tranniesShut the fuck up you stupid cunt
>>214599169maybe they just don't want to be associated with the maga movement? there are different types of right-wingers you know, just like how you lefties have schisms, we have them on the right as well. i myself prefer the label of "constitutional conservative".
>>214599257>just like how you leftiesSays the fucking faggot that gives the fiery peaceful protests a pass. Useless fucking cuck.
>>214599326>conveniently ignores most productions were stalled in 2020>conveniently ignores the paramount deal began shortly after>conveniently ignores they were ordered to do specials instead of another full season>conveniently ignores that 2020 was just such a clusterfuck that it was better to do a silly story rather than just recap current events
>>214599257>i myself prefer the label of "constitutional koshervative".
>>214599495>conveniently ignores that 2020 was just such a clusterfuck that it was better to do a silly story rather than just recap current eventsSo how does that explain condemning MUH JAN 6 while completely ignoring the violence of the BLM Riots? Dumbass.
>>214593657If they are committed to the "we are tyring to get canceled" lip service they should. But they are probably to much a pussy to do it
>>214595435>ClydeTweak or Craig would be more appropriate (they’re still gay right?)
>>214594318Cable is not under the watch of the FCC so they can do and say whatever they want. Disney has a family friendly niche, so they tread more carefully than Paramount which has always had various types of filth in production.
>>214600707>But they are probably to much a pussy to do itOne of them unironically has a half-black wife's son, anon.
>>214593657@CIA @FBI @POTUS SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ANON, MODS?????
>>214593657South Park was never funny
how come they hibernate for a couple of years abd come back with just episodes about politics? Is the US that fucked?
>>214602814>Is the US that fucked?Yes.
Make sure to feel very humiliated goyim
>>214593657based
>>214593657They will kill off Kenny again and play it seriously
>>214597492> Matt and Trey explicitly stated that they wrote that character because they were gooners for Natasha HenstridgeI miss the pre-Metoo days.
>>214602814They fully own the streaming rights to South Park because Paramount/Comedy Central back in the day let them keep that because they assumed TV would last forever as the primary way of watching stuff and let Trey and Matt keep it.South Park then got a deal in 2019 for $500,000,000 and at that point they just entirely gave up on the rapid schedule and only started doing the bare minimum required by contract (they even underdelivered a contract with HBO to do a full season by doing 6 less episodes than their average season and are getting sued lmao). They got a 1.5 billion dollar contract a few months ago so they've checked out even harder.Politics are easy to write about, and if you do it fast you get a lot of bonus points for it being topical instead of good on it's own.
>>214594824This would be based, but no way modern Matt and Trey do this in the current environment where everyone is a hyper politicized faggot. The right would probably hunt them down and lynch them.
>>214593657They are too pussy to get their own show cancelled
>>214593657like all Jews, free speech in media only applies when it glazes their attacks on others.
>>214597350I'm pretty sure the southpark guys can afford a lawyer that's capable of making sure they don't get screwed over
>>214605288They wouldn't be acting like twitter brained retards if this was true>>214605400
>>214594824He should be reincarnated as satan's buttbaby.
>>214598592Knowing Matt and Trey, they have something like that in the back of their minds at all times
>>214593657k but why is trump fucking satan? and why is he having an ass baby with him?? How does that even work???
>>214607135Perhaps you should take a trip on S1E4 "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" which originally aired on Sept 3, 1997.
>>214607135Demons can have mpreg. Don't you know this?
>>214598592I remember it as brilliant since the “modern age” slowly crept up in the script
>>214593749I mean, they did kill off Chef permanently
>>214605400>noooo leave the poor pedo prophet alone what about muh mudslimesGo die in Gaza
>>214607835Didn't they revive him as a Darth Vader parody?
>>214593657Please god please!
>>214594824The kirkwashing can only last so long. Someone big is going to defecate all over it soon enough. Why not now, why not there?
>>214608010>YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT JEWS, YOU MUST BE A FUCKING.... MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!
>>214593657they're too pussy to do it
>>214609202that was how that same episode ended but iirc it was never used as a plot later
>>214593657I wish they had the balls to do it, but if they folded against muslims they will fold against the MAGAtards.
>>214593657>Debate m-ACK!
>>214593749So twist its Kenny in a cart man costume
>>214593775>>214593956Golden Age southpark would reveal that he faked his death and is now apart of a secret society of famous assasination/murder/suicide victims who had also faked their deaths, led by MLK and known as the Super Matyrs. The episode would explore the concept of dying for ideals while ultimately making fun of anyone who thinks a a particular rhetoric or belief should be more convincing just because a mouthpiece died.
>>214611434That's way too convoluted and stupidThey would have just done an episode with kirk and saddam and satan and hulk hogan in hell together
I laughed when Kirk was killed. What a faggot
—Opening sceneCartman: Dude... NOT COOLCartman: NOT COOL!!Stan: What?Cartman: WHAT!?!? THEY CAN'T JUST DO THAT!!!Stan: Do what...?Cartman: UGH!! DO WHAT!?!? YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE.. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENINGKyle: Dude chill out, it's not that big a deal.Cartman: NOT A BIG DEAL?!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?!?!Kyle: Look, I'm sure everything will be fine and it'll all blow over and we'll all eventually be able to start getting back to normal...Cartman: BACK TO NORMAL?!?! FUCK YOU, KYLE!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! Cartman: *storms off scene*Stan: Dude... what?Butters: *enters*Butters: You fellas didn't hear!?Stan: Hear what?Butters: [Completely inconsequential pop culture revision like Cartman's favorite frosted cinnamon toasties being discontinued]
>>214611534>>214610900>>214609439yuro tranny post
I could they see him getting killed and then getting revived using labubu demon rituals to make it a multi-episode adventure. Returns everyting to the status quo while hooking in the previous episode.
>>214594824the shooter was kenny
>>214594318kimmel intentionally lied on air about a crime on broadcast. south park is on cable so it's a different thing with different regulations>>214605465if he was on a list the dems would have leaked it
Matt and Trey are subhuman quasi libshits but I would have nothing but respect for them if they actually had the balls to kill off Cartman permanently.They don't though.
>>214607835Because the voice actor quit/got fired. The character is gone forever
>>214611640What lie did he tell?
>>214611650killing off any original character permanently for a charlie kirk reference is unwarranted, its not like he was an important person he was just a youtube troll
>>214611718he said the left wing tranny fucker who murdered Kirk because kirk was right wing and the tranny fucker was left wing was a right wing maga republican
>>214593657cartman brahs....
>>214593657>whatever they decide it's a loose outcomefuck it roll it out already knee deep
>>214593657Hear me out. What if the real story was:>Trump was really annoyed by the south park shit and also all the late night hosts always making fun of him>Has charlie kirk killed >Now has an excuse to crack down on anyone making fun of himSouth park may have inadvertently caused the totalitarian crackdown on free speech that's about to begin. Let that sink in
>>214611555That's perfect
>>214611849He said he was one of their own, which he was. He spent too much time online and killed for memes (the bullet casings) but the fact remains that he was in a MAGA family in MAGA country. The mayor himself said he was disappointed that the shooter was one of their own instead of an outsider. Kimmel was fired for going against the Official State Narrative that is preparing its case to designate tens of millions of American citizens as enemy combatants that no longer have civil protections applied to them and can be deported for criticizing jews.
>>214594318they already pulled the Charlie Kirk episode forever and delayed the next episode. They're not going to talk it with a 10 foot pole
>>214594824>gets cancelled after reminding everyone that Cartman literally murdered his own dadKino
>>214613926>but the fact remains that he was in a MAGA family in MAGA countryNice logical fallacy. DesTINY is extreme far-left, yet his mom and son are straight up far-right, unironic nazis. Don Black's son was raised to be the leader of the American white nationalists but he became a far-left tranny. Same with Elon Musk's son.
>>214613926>yuro tranny still lyingit was a left wing tranny fucking democrat obongo fan
