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>>214593716Jontron?
>>214593716This show has synths being geniuses and retarded exactly when the plot needs them to be. Also this is the first fucking show ever where a "secure island" is somehow both overstaffed yet still a ghost town due to contrivance
>boy it sure is going to be really hard to track down and catch a fast moving baby alien in a giant rainforest! >actually its going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
>>214593901This scene only exists because it would have been even more bullshit if the robot walked in with it captured. I don't even understand his game>Lie about the containment breach >Tell boy genius how everything went down anyway>Let the lost boys escape with the sample>Haha kidding, I caught both you and MarrowWhat was his plan if they actually got the beach in time? Nothing makes sense
>>214593716Who is he eye raping, place your bets
>>214594031The dead hybrid
>>214594031I really dont care at this point.
>>214594031Boy Kl
>>214594012you are a fucking retard for thinking this show has any reasoning to it
>>214594012It all makes sense if you assume Kirsch doesn't really care what happens one way or another.Or maybe he's basically locked into obeying Kavalier but actually hates him. Can't harm him directly so he uses convoluted methods to undermine Kavalier's position in roundabout ways.
>>214594031It's clearly going to be Eddie Hitler, who otherwise doesn't really have much to do except walk around and be a wet blanket.
I got serious Book of Boba Fett vibes from this episode, which really means it gave me Power Rangers vibes.
Any news on the show's cancelation yet?
>>214594121>It all makes sense if you assume Kirsch doesn't really care what happens one way or another.This makes even LESS sense.>The character is motivated to do the things he does because... He just doesnt care okay!!!
>>214594031Curly, clearly building the character for the moment. Like that last scene with 'mom'.
>>214593716>$31,000,000.00+ USD per episodeWhat the fuck did they spend the money on in this episode?
>let's make a show about synthetic child robots>oh good idea, let me find some talented child actors>no it's okay we'll say they're kids minds in adult robot bodies >oh smart, so we can hire talented adult actors to portray the complexity of terminally ill children suddenly given a new lease on life. they once grasped with weakness and mortality, but suddenly they're immortal and stronger than any human. man that sounds really interesting!>yeah but they're gonna be dumb and act like cartoon goofballs and clowns the whole time.
These threads always get 200+ repliesDespite this show being brand new, cheap as fuck and nobody likes it.Are the actresses really that good looking?
>>214594625No, we like discussing how bad it is.
>>214594573Obviously the high quality xenomorph suit and effects.
>>214594625nuFitgirl is cute
>>214594625It's fun laughing together at how bad it is. I'm sure everyone here is torrenting or streaming from a pirate stream and not actually financially supporting the show.
Premium shitkino show. I like how the alien is just there when she needed him the most, like summoning a pokémon. The fight at the docks was incredible. Felt like it was choreographed by amateur youtubers. I love this show so much.
>>214594710I watched it on cable but closed my eyes during the commercials.
>>214593716so is kirsch really jealous of being old and useless model so he let the new shiny toys fuck shit up?
straight outta jurassic park
>>214593716>Happy Birthday, Baby Xeno!
>>214593901I would have laughed hard if they'd sent the cat to get it
>>214594625Fish Lips are in vogue now
>>214594573The suit wasn't cheap
He didn't deserve this
>>214594625Yes, Nibs is perfect
>>214593716This show is getting worse and worse
>>214594573It's not cheap to rent the boy genius to appear on your show
Because she's a transhumanist God? Why the fuck would she care what you mixed race subhuman peasants think?>because they're employed by the same people who lied to her family, lobotomized her friend, lied to her about the death of one of her peers, and frequently remind her that she's nothing but a tool and reinforced this to her by threatening her brother.Oh, right lol.> These dysgenic mutts have no problem with ugly ass dyke Siggy Weaver running from a bunch of space lions that got out of the cage at their space zoo>Struggle with an actual plot that includes actual world building and doesn't treat the xenos like they're unkillable/unstoppable/unmanageable. Correctly realizing the creature is at its most interesting when there are other, more lethal counterparts in the shared ecosystem.>Wendy Kerrigan guaranteed>Kirsh being a self aware robot turned mad scientist who wants progression and data at all costs guaranteed>EVERY single nonWhite on the show is either weak, impotent, stupid, useless, or gets repeatedly blown the fuck out.>pussy liberal beta males get repeatedly blown the fuck out>Planet filled with ziocorpo kalergi mutts about to be purged>The xeno isn't even the best alien in the showNoah did it. Submit.
>>214596121This should never have been an "Alien" show.
>>214596121The show is def better if you marathon it all at once. The narrative doesn't handle breaks very well. >multiple thread caps in the past 24 hours>a half dozen threads about this show in the archive>same whiny faggots coming back every week for meIt's good. The bad shows get ignored.
>>214594573this shit is definitely just moneylaundering, i dont see anything that would be expensive in it, they're filming in thailand and have tons of thai staff in the credits FFS.
>>214596175>>214596121It's the perfect aliens show, just like Resurrection is the perfect movie. We need more mad science gone right shows.
>>214596175should've been Aliens show
>>214595984>the only one to care for the kids>gets jeetedDamn…
>>214593798>Also this is the first fucking show ever where a "secure island" is somehow both overstaffed yet still a ghost town due to contrivanceYou forgot Lost?
>>214595984
>>214594502He's acting overtly cunty because Kavalier is literally replacing him with a newer model of synthetic guys. To that end he's using roundabout ways to sabotage the project or just passive aggressively scheme.
>>214596210It's not good, but it's entertaining to shit on for how bad it is. That's better than being so bad you just groan, roll your eyes, and want it to end like most star wars and star trek crap.
>>214596035>white nigga
Suddenly materialized raft symbolizes plot convince.Wait, this joke doesn't work, because plot means raft only in Russian.
Already deleted every episode from my server. I think I'm just going to wait till next week, download and speed watch Ep7 and 8 then delete the episodes and forget about this show forever. This Westworld 0.5 surface level transhumanism bullshit that the showrunners wanted to do is the dumbest shit imaginable. Hulu/Disney could have saved themselves a fuckton of money had they just given us a Xeno, a ship, 6 episodes in the Maginot, with a saboteur and a whodunit plot. That's all it had to be. Yet another fucking case of a writer that couldn't get his shit generic story off the ground and piggybacked off an already established IP to do his own thing. Pathetic.
>>214593716Reminder that I have all the receipt. All of you losers who claimed this was the best show in the last X years and worshiped all the worthless talent-less actresses. I have the threads saved.I said from the very start that this is soulless slop and once again, I WAS RIGHT!
>>214594665WhAt dId YoU dO?11?!!?
>>214594665I would rather remain a male virgin (almost 40 year old by the way) than have sex with this talentless bug eyed cunt.
>>214596683>Hulu/Disney could have saved themselves a fuckton of money had they just given us a Xeno, a ship, 6 episodes in the Maginot, with a saboteur and a whodunit plot.So just do Alien again, bravo.
it's a great show. 70s spooky kino brought to streaming.
>>214594031Noah Hawley
>>214596735>DSR Vessel with a full competent security team trying to solve who is sabotaging the ship as its revealed they want to extract the Xeno before it reaches Earth and give it to a rival corpo>Specimens get loose and break havoc on the broken ship>"So just do Alien again"I'm happy I dont have to browse these threads anymore. As someone that was defending the show till Ep6, I concede the defense to retards such as yourself.
>>214596721>WhAt dId YoU dO?11?!!?I was unprepared for his attack. I instinctively used...... the Vulcan death grip [whiny college emo starts playing]
>>214596735It's been almost half a decade by nowDisney is no stranger to remakes either, hell they remake shit far younger than this
>>214597093>half a decadebrain fart, half a century I mean
>>214594012the thing about lying I think was just a red herring because it was inconsequential really, but was supposed to have us guessingso we thought he is a traitor when he let the boys gobut it turns out he knew they would lead Morrow to himMorrow wouldn't be satisfied with one sample anyway, he wanted all 5 specimensso now it looks like he's loylethis was the only smart writing in the show so far
>>214593716this episode felt kinda rushed at certain partsbut it was still pretty enjoyablenot sure if I like the trajectory of Wendy's characterI liked Nibs going apeshit
>>214596035lolno. Ice Spice looking bitch.
>>214594573a lot of janny paychecks
>>214594031Wendy's brother
>>214597271Bet this is what almost every above average /tv/ poster thinks
>>214594031Why is no one complaining or causing an outrage over this? The cringy "boy genius" guy literally assigned this alien "he" for no reason, even though the alien is clearly inhabiting a sheep. Sheep are female animals. It's obvious that the alien would prefer to be identified as feminine, if you have to assign something to them.
>>214595481how did the kids go full sociopathic psychos so fast at least the brother sister conflict is some developmentI hope nibs will do more
>>214597342I'd say my biggest complaint is that Wendy and Nibs are basically the only hybrids that really show they have superhuman strength. Slightly really shouldn't have needed any help carrying Arthur to the beach.
>>214597309gotta pay them to clean it up
>>214597429Name a bigger humiliation ritual for the Alien franchise than this series. No, not "Alien vs Predator", that's a separate franchise.
>>214593776This
>>214596121how did the Eyelien learn english so fast?how did the whendee learn xeno so fast?just because she hears the sounds they make she can now communicate and also built a rapport in 2 days
>>214597470>*sigh* here we go again!
>>214597580>how did the Eyelien learn english so fast?It spent 65 years in captivity being studied by humans.
>>214597580why would the eye have a base ten numerical system?why would the eye being intelligent also mean it would have formed an advanced civilization?doesn't make much sense. except if they eye retained some human knowledge/intelligence from the mechanic on the ship.
>>214597580The eye was on the Maginot for perhaps 40yr so I imagine it had time to study humans>>214597771I figure ~20yr to fly out to space backwoods, ~20yr to collect specimens, ~20yr to fly back
>>214593716i want to lick boy kavalier's feet. boy kavalier is so sexy hot.
>>214595984Arthur was a real one>spoke out for the benefit of the kids from the word go>refused to wipe a traumatized child’s memory for public image despite the cost being what can only be an outrageously lucrative job>gives Hermit and the kids a fighting chance by disabling the trackers despite knowing he’d be on the shitlist of one of the most powerful entities on the planet>in his final moments before the burster tries to comfort two scare children rather than get pissed at them for lying to himI bet the only reason he had a low sperm count was because his swingers were too weighed down by their gargantuan heft to function properly.
>>214597771Or — was IT studying US?
>Arthur’s reward for being a good person was his wife failing to have his back, getting fired, getting betrayed by a street shitter, getting face raped, dying horribly, and having his body casually thrown away like trash What are they trying to tell us with this exactly?
>>214598127Shut up incel
>>214597796>why would the eye being intelligent also mean it would have formed an advanced civilization?Was that really that heavily implied, you're telling me the Maginot crew just swooped into an eyeball civilization planet, with eyeball octopi in their little eyeball houses, eyeball wives and eyeball kids and then just kidnapped a random one?
>>214598127>If you have low sperm count, then well fuck you is what
>>214597894RIP in Peace bro
>>214597833those were earth years not maginot years
>>214598208yeah, it makes no sense that the boy genius, the supposed smartest person on earth, would assume something like that
>>214597542>Alien gets this show>Predator had the movie where autism is the next evolutionary stepboth franchises are cursed.
>>214593716the pajeets whole plotline was annoying and tiresomei hated every bit of it. studios are incapable of making kino in 2025. >its over
>>214597796yeah that was stupid of the boy to assume thatit's a possibility that he takes the knowledge of the hosts good point
>>214598372All the hybrids had shit plotlines.>Slightly gets blackmailedBoring>Niggerbot shows potential and diesBoring>Curly wants to be number 1Boring>Nibs goes schizoBoring>Other niggerbot doesnt even have a plotlinelel>Wendy tries to find her brother and then comes to the conclusion humans were the bad guys all alongLiterally resolved in second episode and then boring
>>214596980Ash was sabotaging the ship on Alien. This is just Alien with extra steps.
>>214593716If you saw an alien creature you've never seen before bursting from somebody's chest, is this the face you'd make?
>BRO LMAO WTF LIKE WHERE DID THEY LIKE GET A RAFT ON AN ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER AND THAT LIKE HAS RIVERS GOING THROUGH IT LIKE WHO WOULD HAVE A RAFT THERE MAAAAAAAAN!?The show is dumb but a lot of the critics are just as dumb. The idiocracy is starting to get to me.
>>214598713Ah yes, a secured top secret facility has a raft. Do they also have sand castle buckets because it's an island?
>>214596264Not everything is money laundering. Often it's just good old fashioned hustle where the people involved deliberately inflate costs on the receipts to keep some pocket change for themselves.
>>214598609Yeah the show has three major plotlines and all of them are shit. They didn't spend enough time on the synths learning or developing, the Prodigy vs Yutani shit has been largely non-existent, and the actual alien stuff is super limited.
>>214594625I'm just a sucker for monster shows. The show itself is bad and the actors' acting are mostly terrible but the monster rampage has been nice.
>>214598958hopefully the next series will focus on the corporations and politics, fuck the alien stuff it's boring, we need more info on the weyland-yutani merger, weyland is on prometheus flying to visit engineers when this shit happens, who approved the merger? Yutani has been launching alien capture missions 20 years before boy wonder was even born, how did he get his fortune? More about the council of the five, what happens with the five after merger, is it four now? More lore
>>214598913Did you miss the scene where the kids have a lake with a dock that they hang out at? You really think its some stretch that they have a toy raft as well?Do they need to have an introductory raft scene now? Would you apes be satisfied if they spent 3-4 mionutes of screen time explaining trivial things like why there is a raft in an area with water fucking everywhere where people swim in the water as a leisure activity?You morons will complain there is not enough screen time dedicated to the monsters but then freak out because there is a raft on an island with rivers and lakes in it as if it needs proper introduction and back story as to why there is a raft in an area with water everywhere.
>>214599124yeah the raft was really underdeveloped
I miss her. She needs a spinoff show
>>214597580>>214597796someone post THAT sherlock screencap.
>>214593716lmao, is that jay chandreshenkar?
>>214599072>hopefully the next series
>>214593716incest ramped up but is now cancelled
Why the FUCK would an Alien know PI??
>wipe girls memory >literally next scene is wendy making it much worseWhat was the end goal here?
>>214599573Bloodborne niggaBut I don’t know how it understood English and written numbers
>>214599573Math is the real universal language.
>>214599573Absorbed from the guy he controlled during containment break.
>>214599573spaceship ride :)
>>2145992952001 was 24 years ago.
>>214599573they were giving it math classes on the way to earth
>>214599633That's just a meme
>>214595979you oughta know, you bought it
>>214593716looks like jontron
>>214595984Deserves got nothing to do with it
Doesn't pi being 3.14159 rely on a base 10 numerical system?
>Last alien isn't even a plantLame
>>214600036Yes, which is why the standard sequence used to demonstrate intelligence is primes. Probably why Celly-chan took a sheep shit in front of Boy Retard.>>214599072Noah has openly said he didn't watch anything aside from half of the first Alien movie.
>>214599573he literally explained in the show why he would know PI. the thing you should be complaining about is how he somehow knows arabic numerals or that boy genius used arabic numerals in his test.
>>214600261It's a stupid question to ask because it literally tests HIGHER levels of intelligence (speaking English, knowing Arabic numerals, understanding that humans use base-10) before even getting to the question ostensibly being asked.Like that anon says, a scientifically accurate form of that question would be him doing two taps, then three, then three, then 5, 7, 11, 13 and then waiting for 17, 19 and 23 taps from Ocellus. Understanding what a prime is is a genuine universal sign of intelligence not constrained by language.
So does she want to kill all humans or not? What's the endgame here?
>>214600352I literally said in my post it doesnt make sense for him to use arabic numerals in the test you fucking potato nigger retard
>>214600478Yes, my point is that using Pi is ALSO stupid.
>>214597409Oof
>>214600463>abducted by aliens>kept in a cage for 6-7 decades as they take you through space>kept in a glass box and experimented on as the aliens gawk at you>what motivates this little bugger?Probably rage at this point
>>214600463Everything is fucked, everybody sucksYou don't really know whyBut you wanna justify rippin' someone's head off
>>214600519pi is either a fundamental concept throughout the entire universe or out understanding pf physics is straight up wrong.
what did they mean by this?
>we had xenos and other alien species on Earth two years before the first Alien movie>we had children in super android bodies, including one that could communicate with xenomorphs, two years before the first Alien movie>company monopoly? No, we had multiple powerful corporationsthis and the shitty dialogues and muh super retarded human androids trope, it prevents me from enjoying this show. Good points on the tryhard retro-futuristic look, practical or hybrid effects and overall having more stories to tell from the Alien franchise universe, but so far, that's it. It's very weak. It needs more to stand on its own.
>>214599796underrated
Why the fuck does Wendy sperg at her brother for taking Nibs down in the end? She just watched her jump straight to chimpanzee tier violence with no remorse or concern despite Wendy herself handling things nonlethally at the moment
>>214600596Representing it requires human language, though, which makes it a bad choice for basic intelligence. At that point you could have just asked her questions in English about other stuff instead of doing the math pretext.>>214600540What if she got captured on purpose?
>>214594551Why would the boy genius assume the Eye can take over a synthetic body? It's probably the Mom or the brother.
>>214600662Cuz she already saw one of her technically immortal friends dead and she's in denial.
>>214600679Yeah, communicating with absolutely no language is very difficult. You're basically limited to physical constants, mathematical sequences, etc. You can't even say things like "circle" or "ratio" easily.
>>214600596also calculus, pretty sure if there are advanced civs all of them know that, we humans came up with it independently a few times, same concepts
>>214600688what if it's Koko the gorilla?
>>214600581fredrick please
>>214600679Holy shit....Alien crossover with Nolanverse?!Boy: "If I pull that sheep off, would you die?"Eyeguy: "It would be extremely painful."Boy: "You're a big eye!"Eyeguy: "For you."Boy: "Was getting caught part of your plan?"Eyeguy: "Of course... The xeno refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you."Xeno: *chittering and screeching*Boy: "Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?"Eyeguy: "Crashing this planet... with no survivors!"Boy: "
>>214599573The real question is, why would it know Arabic numerals?
Slightly is the most likable synth kid
>>214601450I like Smee, the black one, a lot. He's a good lad.
>>214601504I like him but he does nothingLast episode was the most plot relevance he's had in the entire show
>>214593716Is it good?
>>214601504Smee's great, he captures the whole child's mind in an adult body perfectly.
>>214594012>Now you may be wondering, why DID I Iie about the containment breach only to tell kavalier everything anyway, then help the lost boys escape with the alien sample?>You may be thinking, why would I willingly risk the lost boys delivering the sample to weyland yutani, assuming they don't lose it and it gets lost in the vast overgrown forest? Seems poorly thought out don't you think?>Heh, well... exactly.
>>214599573Because the alien is smart. And smart people know pi, that's just how it works.
>>214594012he literally said them that they gonna be latehe calculated everything
>>214599599Yeah why even bother having her get mind wiped at all if she's just going to be 100x more psycho in the very next episode? Maybe there would have been less filler if we saw Nibs descend into full psycho killer mode, and Wendy calmed her down and got her on her side
>>214597142But Morrow was going to him anyway, I don't get it.
>>214600608A lot of the issues with the writing and timeline would be solved if they just said the show takes place after Aliens or 3 instead of before the first movie.
>>214602134I agree
>>214595952>>214596035>>214597429i want her to pin me down, have her way with me, and call me racist names as she uses me for breeding purposes.
>>214600598Lmao, how the fuck could you miss?
>>214593716>anon keeps on saying jontron>dont know who that is>google it>looks nothing like himface blindness is an indicator of autism
how the fuck did they find the lil xeno on a huge fucking jungle island?
I don't understand the ending. They knew they were escaping through that route and couldn't risk damaging the kids but took no measures to incapacitate them. At the start Morrow shows an electric, non lethal weapon to capture the Alien but it looks like that same weapon just fuckin murdered her. And if she is alive, why they didn't use it faster? The other guards just stood there watching.
>>214602834Probably cameras and motion sensors everywhere. Remember they can see through the eyes of the kids. Sent a group to scout the area where the alien popped up. Island must be pretty small when everyone finds each other so easily.
>>214602980>Remember they can see through the eyes of the kids.Probably not. They were out of options immediately with the trackers off.
I'm sure there was already sperging about this (not gonna read the thread) but I rolled my eyes at the pi segment. At least have some monitors turned towards the eye so it could've plausibly deduct what the symbols we use mean (in language, maths etc.) while it was observing them.
>>214603016Forgot about that.
>>214593901I suppose the cope reply is that Kirsh knew the whole time, and re-enabled the trackers, and his men were close in pursuit, and they all had prodigy issued motion trackersNormally I'm not a fan of shows spelling things out, but I'm a little disappointed in the latter half of season one. I'm beginning to think Noah doesn't care much about the canon of the series or even of his own show.
>>214603079Erm, the eye learned our writing and numerical system while it hijacked the brain of spaceship engineer man
>>214593716he looks like JonTron here.
This is nearly the same thing Noah did in Fargo with the exact same actor.
Maybe I'm just retarded, but what's the Blade Runner knockoff doing? Why did he abduct Morrow? Pic unrel.
>I would do anything to get you out of here :)>*literally on the fucking boat* NOOOOOO STOP IT WE HAVE TO SURRENDER BECAUSE I'VE SEEN SOME ASSHOLES WHO'D HAVE SHOT US WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT DIE! WE MUST GO BACK TO THE LAIR INFESTED WITH DEADLY MONSTERS ON THE LOOSE!
>>214594031The moss sprayer from the first 3 episodes.
>>214603256Humans truly are the real aliens after all
>>214603256those were his friends
>last episode is called The Real MonstersBoy this sounds super deep. Can't wait for an original twist.
>>214603256seeing what he thought was his sister casually dismiss her own grave and then unleash a murderous killing machine on people with no remorse has made him realize he's wrong and this murderous deathbot isn't his sister, just a AI with her memories.
>>214599124Good thing those two kids were the raft experts. Because that other kid in the previous ep wasn't even an expert in holding doors open.
>heh, you human fucking shits don't know what REAL intelligence looks li-
>>214602829>holy fuck this streetshitter is a fucking retard, I better help him before he gets himself killed
>>214603256Her calling the alien to try and take out all the guards on the dock was retarded and Im glad the alien said nope and left. Yeah just fuckin storm the narrow ass dock you wont get shot.
>>214594121That's how it's always come off to me. Kirsch resents his position and is undermining the situation as much as he can while still being technically true to his orders.
>>214603306>think its gonna be humans>twist is all the hybrid synths are evil monstershonestly too big brain for this writing team.
ALIEN EARTHFALLEN KINGDOM
>>214601367>The real question is, why would it know Arabic numerals?This.And no one else of you imbeciles is asking this question.
>>214603527>>214603187
>>214603448Considering the way ginger nips demolished that guy's jaw, this wouldn't be that crazy
>no genitals>no salivawhat 's the point of a new body
>>214603371Ocellus is real lucky Nibs didn't know how strong she was in that moment cause she could destroyed it in a heartbeat
>>214603448The intended message will be the humans, but what's shown on screen will clearly be the synths to any sane viewer
>I know just the person!who was he thinking of? the old woman?
>>214594031>>214603258It will be voluntarily provided a body with opposable thumbs, which is the moldman, as suggested. It will then use its superior merged intelligence (and opposable thumbs) to fully breakout, whereupon it will eye rape Boy Genius.
Noah Hawley kinda forgot that Slightly and Smee have super strength
>>214603596Seth Rogen
>>214603624that's actually a genius way to tame it, just keep it stoned>what are the next 3 numerals?>HURHURHURHURHUR *takes a shit*
plantbros our time is here, the ceiling ballsack is on the move https://youtu.be/mvfP-fp6tpc?t=15
>>214594502It could be just pure curiosity about nature. He doesn't care about the personnel in the island or Kavalier, but as a scientist machineman, he wishes to learn what would happen if there was a containment breach of 5 highly invasive species in a new, hostile environment. How do they interact with each other, which ones survive and how? Can they escape and perhaps even thrive in a new world?
>>214597429>do moreBro, "she" is "dead". That's why Main Character Girl was so mad at Black Mirror Nonce for "killing" "her".
>>214594031It's so obviously going to be the black cyborg. Unlike the synths he has a biological brain and why sacrifice any of your own people when you have enemy captives available? And you know Kirsch wants to just for the lulz
>>214600598even if he didnt miss first guy is fucked because of the acid, second guy should have gotten the kill
>>214603729Wait, that's the Black Mirror kid? I thought he looked familiar.
>>214600662>Wendy herself handling things nonlethally at the momentbro did you forget how she let out the lethal alien on the innocent jannies or how she made it kill those soldiers, even the dumb brother realized the psychobot isnt his real sister
>>214603621Actually it's Slightly and Smee who forgot.
>>214603371>REAL intelligence looks li-like a badly cut sshot in paint?
>>214598370Don't worry, Predator getting its own shitshow on Disney+.
The brother is fucking annoying
>>214603840https://youtu.be/43R9l7EkJwE
>>214603729she just bluescreened, wendy is a drama queen
>>214603840Killer of Killers was already pretty bad
>>214603729It depends, like he hit her with that taser gun so she could just be in standby mode.Sure she also took a couple actual rounds but synths and androids are tanky as fuck in the franchise, not to mention Kavalier and Kirsh had that discussion that hinted at them able to recover the AI.
>>214597429The dehumanizing aspect of living in artificial bodies means they become less and less attached to other humans and have diminished empathy and thus become increasingly amoral. They're basically synths without the inhibitory programming so nothing stops them from acting on their impulses
>>214595984am I the only one who's baffled by his marriage with the old woman? bitch looks 20 years older than him
>>214603944I know I would. Love an older women.
>>214603187Omg, what if eyeguy is the REAL path to immortality?
>>214603859The Predator's design bugs me and is clearly made to appeal to monsterfucker women, but I'll watch it for Elle Fanning.
>>214603944Sugar mommy situation
>>214603944>>214603955There's nothing wrong with his sperm count. That's just an act to salve her ego (because she's OLD, get it???).
>>214603944One of the more realistic things about the show desu. See Emmanuel Macron. Liberal sissies can't get with typical women so they get with older freakish predators or other undesirable women (post wall)
>>214603956Ugh, now I think the interesting conversation boy genius will get with eyeball is the one that convinces him of this and let's eyeball skullfuck him. Would be Reddit poetry
>>214603944I was more baffled when he was saying "oh yeah its my fault we can't have kids" I kept thinking you sure about that guy? You sure it has nothing to do with your wife being 50+?
>>214603754why don't they come equipped with some chemical base to neuter the acid, like I dunno have random capsules full of that all over your suite that sprout when activated
>>214593901motion trackers have been a thing since the early movies, games also have them
>>214603680OUR FUARKING HERO
>>214603944>>214603955>>214603983>>214603985She's 55 and he's 38This makes perfect sense since they got together when she was 30 and he was 13
>>214603859>I could help you>no vagene part>drops her like garbagelol
>>214603680oh look, its the alien running past people again
women can fix anything, except they constantly lower the average IQ by their selections, constantly get murdered and abused yet they can fix anything!
>>214600233that's stupid, we only have base 10 because we have 10 fingers
>one episode leftWhy did they waste so much time bros?
>>214604317doesn't matter, they'll kill our species trying
>>214603729My dude, Nibs literally appears in the Ep8 trailer together in a cage with the other synth girls, and she seems pretty damn fine and alive there.
>>214604310that's how my cat walks as well, keeps the belly on the ground yet somehow manages to run around
>>214600463what the FUCK does it eats if it's not in a host??>>214604293I'm jelly
>>214599573Lucky he captured a mathematician alien. Like, shit, I don't think Picasso knew many digits of pi, what if he caught the alien version of him? Smart, but not interested in mathematics.
Wait, does all this mean there's a civilization of parasitic eyeball octopuses in this universe with eyeball jobs and eyeball cars and eyeball families
in the alien universe autism is a gift
>>214604424I'm surprised this smart alien got captured by the retard crew of the Maginot. Maybe it wanted to come to another planet?
>>214600463The endgame is to have a cute and marketable new alien to sell merch for
>One episode left>Nothing much has happened>The xeno has been reduced to a side show in an awful rubber suit>Countless plot points that will never be resolved>A plot totally driven by stupidity>A painful amount of wasted potentialReminder that we could have had Aliens running loose in future NYC. Building a giant nest in the subway tunnels and colonial marines attempting to contain them.This is just about the worst direction they could have taken a story about xenos on earth.Just more proof that this franchise only works as a bughunt. Every attempt to 'go back to basics' and emulate the first movie has been a massive failure (this show now included). Going forward, Aliens should be the model that future entries are based on. The more colonial marines the better.
>>214604342Didn't have enough story, had to stretch it out, very common in TV
>>214604637Fuck they could've had it both ways, Season 1 or the first half maybe, being the horror of the first film and everything after being bug hunt shit. Instead we got a completely neutered xenomorph, a sheep and an island of retards.
>>214604643They're working on new seasons. Should've just been a miniseries.
>>214604441>walking to the store after your eyeball wife yelled at you for forgetting to get fresh mercury for the kids>some huge weird organisms show up>instantly start tazing you with 100 gorillion volts
>you can have your own pet xenomorphTheyre making the xenomorph child friendly to cater to a much larger and younger audience to sell merch. As always 12D chess move by disney.
>>214603734morrow is still yutani's main guy in the story. if they plan to keep this show going for 2-3 seasons you can't kill off morrow this early. it's going to be the cougar scientist whom kavalier already suspects of helping orchestrate the escape she really doesn't have anything else to do in the story, she'll find out her husband is dead and confront kavalier. the eyeball will likely jump from the cougar to kavalier near the end of the series.
>Wanted Alien>Got Jurassic Park
>>214594031>cougar scientist>wendy's brother>randoit's not going to be some rando since he changed his mind at the last moment and says he has someone in mind which is likely the cougar scientist. she has nothing left to do for the story but setup the female synth's betrayal of boy kavalier if she finds out BK had her EYED.
I feel like it's gonna be kavalier's assistant, only because he's the only human main character with an imposing stature who could actually be a threat if he got eyeballed, since everyone else is either a skinny twink or a woman. He's also not that important so that helps
>>214604637Bug hunt stuff is way too high budget for this show, it would be even more jarring than all the times we saw xenos kill a million people off screen and only saw the aftermath
>>214604776to be fair, david was able to talk to a neomorph in covenant. that's where they got the idea for alien earth.
>>214604776can't wait for us to finally get a Saturday morning cartoon of Aliens like we almost got in the 90s.
>>214604903Better not, I love Atom.
>>214595984>most decent guy on the show>gets fucked over by a jeetI hope that fucking jeet dies horribly by xenomorph along with his shitty jeet family
>>214597580>65 yrs with humans>possessed the head engineer for a few minutes to at least an hourtake your pick
>>214598127take solice in the fact that his traitorous whore of a wife will likely get EYED in the next episode
>>214604992fuck you it the roles were reversed you'd cheer
So..... we going to see a Yautja?
>>214605049yes
>>214605049Of course
>>214605057would be kino but extremely unlikely.
>>214604637>First 2 eps make me think the whole show will take place in the building and then maybe they explore the city and it will have xenos eventually killing civilians>ditches the whole comfy setting and make it take place on the empty islandWhy even call it Earth? It could be any tropical alien planet. My expectations have truly been subverted.
>>214605049absolutely. literally NOBODY likes jeets. not even other jeets
>>214603859>no maskfemale coded movie, next
>>214604637A single xenomorph shot in broad daylight surrounded by greenery is not very scary. They need to swarms of xenomorphs attacking people in bangkok. Preferably at night so we cant see the obvious rubber suit.
>>214605117The spiritual xenomorphs were the humans all along
>>214603943That's a great album!
>>214600261>how the midwits who "haha enjoy the show for laughs" perceive themselves, even though they're actually the thing in the middle
>>214605061>>214605073>>214605117racist motherfuckers
>>214604637Just about every "xenomorphs on Earth" story that's been tried has been a million times better. That includes that one light gun arcade game.>Dark Horse comic series has the aliens breaking out of containment on Earth>quarantine measures become impossible as the aliens are doing things like impregnating people then just setting them loose>cults worshiping them hamper government containment efforts>eventually becomes apocalyptic in scale>survivor transmissions picked up from ships in orbit describe the surface as a complete nightmare as once the sun sets every place becomes teeming with perfectly silent, pitch black monsters that might as well be invisibleso what does the TV series do with a budget of [infinity]?>goochie goochie goo :DDD haha i pet the alien lmaooo
>>214605376Why would anybody come here and then complain about racism? Its like going to a candy store and complaining about sugar.
>>214600352That's fine and all but they can't spend like 5 minutes of the episode just on this shitimagine how that scene would go if they did what you just suggested
>>214597429why is hermit pointing his gun at them if he has his finger off the trigger
>>214593716>Mfw the shittest episode has the most based ending songI remember an Anon a few weeks ago saying Song for the Deaf was going to be one of the picks so I guess he wins
Why'd they have to make him so symmetrical, fellas?
>>214604957>Bug hunt stuff is way too high budget for this show,nigga this show costs 50M dollar per episode.
>>214604957Meanwhile, Cameron managed to shoot the first Terminator film with a tiny budget and a lot of its effects still hold up today. By definition, Terminator is actually a B movie.
>>214605491He wants to be threatening, but isn't actually willing to shoot them.
>>214605401How else could they force their "man is the real monster all along" message? What's strange is the writers do know enough about the series to keep a somewhat Alien atmosphere. It feels like there was one writer in the room screaming all the time "how do we make this about man bad" while the rest were trying to write an Alien show.
>>214605668Cameron is actually a filmaker with a passion to make films. It's something that zero of this production has.
>>214600261>the thing you should be complaining about is how he somehow knows arabic numeralsthe walking eyeball assimilated that knowledge from the maginot's lead engineeri think it'll turn out the eyeball is actually pretty simple in terms of deeper thinking, but capable of copying its host's knowledge
Maybe I'm paranoid but this show feels LLM-written.
>>214605822Probably was, at least assisted.
>Isaac. >...>Tootles. kek
>>214605822I thought this really early on. I'm not sure if it's just because I know AI exists and I'm just waiting for an opportunity to spot its use, or if there's something about the show that seems LLM-written. It's probably a bit of both. There's something ChatGPT-ish about the story. It likes to go wild when you give it writing prompts, it searches everything it can about the subject and takes everything to the max, often having no particularly intricate knowledge about the smaller details. As you prompt it further, it loses steam and its writing becomes simply dull and monotone.
>>214604295>aliens look like humans with masks>robots have the same insides as humans, but made out of metalThat's when you know science fiction writers are hacks.
>>214605520It was Song for the Dead, bucko.
I already know what the finale song is and it's going to annoy the fuck out of me
>>214595481I want an AI slop edit where Ripley emerges from the bushes with a pulserifle saying: "Get away from her you BITCH!", and then blasting the xeno to bits, splattering the synths and homo with acid.
>>214595984literally me, except no cougar on my dick and not even one degree to my name
The jeet was the weakest link in the facility. Art truly imitates life
Kirsch is based is Morrow getting eyeballed?
>>214604293Nice.
>>214606810It’s Tootles.
>>214604295a hole is a hole
>>214606850I can’t imagine synths being compatible with the eyeball
>>214606810>>214606850I didn't consider Morrow. Pretty certain its going to be medic.
>>214594625The Xeno taming has caught my interest in thinking how bad this can get. There's going to be an emotional scene where her pet alien gets blown away, it will die in her arms
>>214606891>mom... I only feel... anger
>>214606561I will now kill myself
SAAR WE ARE ALIEN NOW SAAR
>>214606891>>214606906Wendy melts with her xeno step son. It's all very sad and shit. Then a heavy rock song starts blasting.
>>214606810How can anybody think it'll be anyone but the brother? The eyeball so far has only shown the capacity to co-opt living biological forms with eyeballs. Not to mention Morrow's body would make it far too dangerous if it could fully interface with him.
>>214597429
>>214607136So this is what they call Dixie Rose of Alabama?
this nigga is David done right.He's probably going to destroy humanity merely because of a tiny bit of self-preservation programmed in him paired with the knowledge that he'll be replaced. Everything that is happening is part of his plan.
>>214605151
>>214607136>>214607221Nibs deserves to die.
>>214599072Merger? The Maginot is already a Weyland-Yutani ship, Noah didn't do his homework or just didn't care, which is to be expected from the joos
>>214607375>da juiiiiiceeeee bawwwwwfarrakhan idiot
>>214606877Imagine this ending to the season>eyeball interfaces with hybrid>"Won't get Fooled Again" by The Who starts playing>turns his head towards the camera/kavalier>says: "David sends his regards">cut to black>*YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
>>214607553As much as that is retarded that would be Kino
>>214599573A parasitic no less. You would know math when you do architecture, but that Alien offloads from others so it wouldn´t need to create.
>>214596035tranny ron weasley
>>214593798The main character of this show is stupidity.
>>214600608Haven't other major companies also existed for a while?Isolation had The Seegson Corporation as the main company in that game
>>214607061>How can anybody think it'll be anyone but the brother?because kavalier still needs him to control wendy. how the fuck are you supposed to blackmail her when her brother is functionally dead, those saying morrow are also retarded since they'd have to introduce a new character that would represent yutani on the ground not to mention he's half synthetic. anyone who says it's going to be some random mold scrubber is also retarded since kavalier literally changes his mind a few seconds later. it's going to be the science lady since he already thinks he betrayed her. it sets him up to be betrayed by the female synth when she sees he had science lady killed. kavalier is getting ocellus in his skull by the end
>>214605008>>214597833>>214597771boy chardonnay didn't know the particulars of its transportationit was a huge leap for himthe crew didn't spend 30 years talking around him they were mostly in cryoand the fact that the specimens weren't in stasis is just a script oversight because it's retarded on multiple levelshe shows him pi in arabics in decimals, not even using symbols, but then asks him in plain english for further digitshe could have asked him anything and just have a normal conversation just as well, without the whole pi debacle which is dubious in 5 different ways
>>214605117they're building a hive?wonder if anyone bothered to pick up the dead hugger because the kids were too retarded to take it with them
so, did they turn the hybrid trackers back on or what? it's implied that they did, right?
>>214607746it's retarded and lazy writing but again you could just assume it assimilates info from its host since it directly interfaces with the brain. it's nowhere near the dumbest thing about the show but definitely top 10 but more because it makes kavalier look like an even bigger obnoxious autistic faggot than he already is.
>>214607763>2 pussies and even a tiny assholeBe honest: What would you do?
>>214600608>we had xenos and other alien species on Earth two years before the first Alien moviearcturians were technically already a thing before the first alien movie>we had children in super android bodies, including one that could communicate with xenomorphs, two years before the first Alien moviesupposedly a secret project from prodigy that's not revealed to the public yet. will likely get buried after the company's collapses after the inevitable xeno outbreak>company monopoly? No, we had multiple powerful corporationsthere were always other megacorps in the aliens franchise aside from WY. WY itself even collapses in the future and xeno research is taken over by the army.
>>214607855nothing, I am not a freak
>>214607800well it would take about 5 seconds for the synth so they should have just showed it immediately after he finds out it's offnobody is really overseeing anything they just hope everything is going wellwhy is he such a jew about hiring more people to do actual work1 technician, 1 psychologist, 1 science and everything else synth ,1 butler, 20 jannies but they do it for freeif he had 2 synths he could do everything twice as fast
The vent actually just led outside of the secure lab lmao
>>214607684Yes it's going to be dame whatsherface. This has already been telegraphed with the wanting to talk to someone smarter conversation with her and scene last episode where boy thinks she helped her husband. Or maybe I give the writers too much credit and foresight
>>214600608yeah, scifi shows made in the present day can not really be realistic. in the world of Alien Earth where megacorporations have unlimited power, they should be able to track everybody everywhere in real time. in the real world we could see this happening in the next 10-15 years, the problem is that seeing these things in a scifi story would break the immersion.
>>214608202>>214608202>>214608202
>>214601577worth it for kirsch and ocellus chan. hope everybody else gets face huggered
>>214607375It's funny how the show can't get its own internal lore right. The Maginot launched as a Yutani ship and the merger happened during the voyage, yet the ship is full of Weyland-Yutani logos. I don't know why they even retconned the year they merged in Prometheus & Covenant. Could've kept it the same and it would've made no difference to the show's events.