What are there no kino about the early days of White Australia?Iirc the British looked at just abandoning it because they could not find fertile land or a meaningful source of freshwater to support the colony which would doom both the convicts and officials alike. Finding the Parramatta river and the rich black soil around it effectively saved the colony.
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The Nightingale was kino as fuck
>>214599956Because it would make the other races look bad.
>>214599956Yeah Botany Bay was a shithole and 250 years later it still is, but Port Jacskson was perfect and a few miles up the coast, it's not really all that riveting drama anyone would want to watchEven our establishment as country was a boring clerical affair that happened after a bunch of meetings started on the 1st of January so we can't even really have a national holiday on our founding because it was boring and is New Year's DayAlso our nations capital couldn't be decided on because Melbourne and Sydney both wanted to be, so they just decided to create a souless planned city in the middle that nobody would ever go to if they didn't have to work for the government and is still a total shithole to this day.
>turns your inhospitable wasteland into a lush paradisewhat are the drawbacks to doing this, if any?
>>214599956Because it was really boring
>>214599956Because it's a cultural wasteland.
>>214601045What about Perth? What happens in WA?
>>214599956Because the Australian film industry is managed by far left freaks that hate white people and will refuse to fund your kinos if you don't meet their diversity quotas
My mother watched 'The Thorn Birds' (1983) at least once a year.>The series centres on the lives of the Cleary family from the 1920s until the 1960s, who are brought from New Zealand to the Australian outback to help run the ranch of their aunt Mary Carson, and the forbidden love between Meggie Cleary and the family's priest, Father Ralph de Bricassart.
>>214601093The local fauna will claim to be offended at every step involved.
>>214601093The interior being inundated with salt water, even more so?
>>214601252The most geographically isolated place on earth and its existence is subsidised by the rest of the country but once every 50 years or so they have a mining boom and pay their own way for a change and think they're clever and want to secede from the commonwealth, which they voted to once, but we ignored them.
>>214599956The early days were boring. Nothing but farmers and a gold rush.>>214601335lol no it isn't you stupid cooker
>>214601556>lol no it isn'thttps://www.screenaustralia.gov.au/sa/screen-news/2024/11-14-gender-matters-kpi
>>214601760To be fair the SA government paid to make Bad Boy Bubby, you just need to be creative with your use of the mentally retarded and incest to get your kino made
>>214601556You sound like a public school child
>>214601465The purpose is for the sea water to evaporate and cause rain.
>>214599956>Iircwhy lie?just say you dont know anything and would like to be informed by australians on film and television in australiais that so hard you lazy retard?
>>214601093Muh heckin sacred abo land that has nothing in it.
>>214599956The government here won't allow anything pro-white.And you have to rely on the government here for grants to make movies because everything is so astonishingly expensive.>>214600517That's precisely what i'm talking about.The white woman teams up with a black guy (who in reality at the time would have clubbed her and eaten her) who has magic super powers, to defeat the heckin evil white guys - who are all acting like cartoonish villains.It's absolute horse shit.
>>214599956because the people who control film and media in australia don't want to bring to light the fact almost all the colonists were basically slaves because that would invalidate their invasion narrative
>>214599956>What are there no kino about the early days of White Australia?Because despite DEI initiatives, the period of the savage alabaster aboriginals is generally regarded with shame and embarrassment. The true history of Australia begins with the country's transition to a Chinese-owned mining colony, and although we give lip service to the alabaster abos, we prefer they remain on their reservations, slowing killing themselves with a diet of VB, goon bags, fairy bread, election snags, vegemite and other "bush tucker." It's quite telling that these backwards castes could never even invent dim sim on their own, until the Chinese colonists introduced it to give the ruling class a taste of home.The best thing to be said about the white dogs is that their existence will be short, as the Chinese import Indian workers to replace them in the labour camps. But soon shall pass the last of them, probably twerking to their tribal "Acca Dacca" music in their traditional short-shorts while performing the "Tim Tam Slam", a local entheogenic ritual.
>>214599956This was extremely popular in my country. Jon English was featured in the biggest youth/early adult magazine in the early 80s.
>>214601516>subsidised by the rest of the country Seething impoverished Victorian with no source
>>214601093Ruining the climate
>>214604097Surely it can only be an improvement?
>>214604072>retarded noongar
>>214599956There was this BBC miniseries Banished a few years back but I haven't seen it yet. Worth a look?
>>214604045>>214606662Is this really what aussies look like
For fuck sake, Australian kino mostly comes in the form of the mini-series: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls505185240/
