>Are you employed, Anon?
>>214600294for the longest time I thought this was a screenshot from that Dick Cheney biopic
>>214600294regrettably yes
>>214600294Does it count as employment if I do it for free?
>>214600294>ohhhhh ya got me
>>214600829>that stage make-upHorrifying
>>214600533it took until this post for me to realize it wasn't the dick cheney biopic wtf
>>214601320>>214600533He's dead, right?
>>214600552Why not neet?
>>214600294no. I despise the jew.
>>214600294yeah, but it's a shit dead end job
>>214605621How bad?
>>214606449i make around 170k and have no prospects
>>214606449... foodservice :/
>>214600294Absolutely not. I refuse.
>>214600294postal worker. easy af job.
>>214606523Is FedEx hard?
Been a fuck up drug addict most of my life. Been going to school to be an electrician lately. One of the only people who passed the first test even though i got into the class a month late.
>>214606482I appreciate you.
>>214606523>tfw the nice old lady who ran the cozy small town post office I maintained a PO box in has retired and been replaced by a loudmouth sheboon
>>214607642Why do so many recovering addicts become electricians?
>>214605600>haha I will show the Jews by not working and living off the gubmint>wtf why do the Jews have all the power instead of me
>>214607642>Been a fuck up drug addict most of my life.I have been addicted to opiates since my twenties, forties now, with periods of being clean and then of course relapse and I have always kept a job.dope don't buy itself and that is motivation enough. one just has to be careful and not nod at work.clean now, fyi, but for how long who knows
>>214600294I’m not. Fuck off and die, OP.
Been neeting for years
>>214607785So they can steal copper wire to sell for drug money.
>>214608212Where do you see your life going in the future?
>>214607785they're always in demand because it's a dangerous and complicated job, but also one that doesn't require much in the way of preliminary qualifications
>>214600294Dude.
>>214600294
I'm a professional street nigga, ya herd?
>>214600294Yes, I am. If you consider working from home, shitposting, and wanking a job, am I right boys?
>>214609645based trickster
>>214601320It's Jeffrey Lebowski
>>214600294Yes, it’s pretty comfy and well-paid
>>214609927His name is Big Lebowski
>>214608377uhm based?
>>214602218No, Christian Bale is still alive.
>>214600294>I'm a N.E.E.T.>Some call me a "jobseeker">"disabled">"mentally ill">but nobody, not once in my life, has ever called me an "employee">you workoid wagie!
>>214600294What day is this?
>>214613031>that piccringe but also based
I work for a Fortune 100 company financially structuring their deals with vendors. Pays 6 figures but it's boring as hell and completely meaningless. As soon as you finish one deal you move on to the next in an endless flow. Supposed to go into the office 3 days per week but I haven't been in since like June and nobody's noticed because my entire team is out of a different office. At some point my boss will realize and I'll probably be fucked but whatever.
>>214613628I'd kill for a job like that. Being a poorfag wagie sucks.
>>214600294Yes, are you?
>>214613763>*lies about running a foundation*your response?
>>214600294EMPlOYED TO MUH DICKYOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYINGOON SESH FOR OVER SIXTEEN HOURSNOW THATS OVERTIMEHIGH FIVE
>>214608212You should relapse and post it on social media for people to ridicule.
>>214600294I'm at work right now, I get paid to shitpost and then jannies have to clean it up for free, fuck 'em.
>>214613904hell yeah
>>214613796I never said I run a foundation, mouth breather. I said I am employed. Are you?
>>214600294>No, but I lift to get a job in JAV. Thanks for asking
90s kino was differentdidn't matter if you were employed or notyou likelyy weren't cause the heroin epidemic going on and zero adult responsibility I insist I was even tho I was like at most 12 yra old att
>>214614009Uh... employed?
