>Robert had to attend to a matter but rest assured your crab meal and beverage will be ready momentarily.
He gave me a hookup for being black, I'm not gonna pay you
...Y'know what? Hold the crab.I'll come back another day. I wanted to chat with Robert about something.
>>214602753Thanks, Bob!
I don't trust like that.
>clink
>>214602753So why does nobody question the barcode tattooed on the back of 47's head?
>>214603028How much attention do you pay to the BACK of someone's head?
>>214603028Itd be a bit rude innit
>>214602753"Momentarily" means for a moment, not in a moment. Robert would have known that. You're no Robert.
>>214602753Hey man, I like your look. Psst... white power, brother.
>>214603054>>214603056Shiny bald heads stick out and it's an odd place for a tattoo. Somebody would've noticed 47 acting as two different people.
>>214603054It's the only part of your mom I usually get to see
>>214602753fuck off,stranger. I only trust Robert with my crab legs. Bring him back!
>>214602753Hang on quick moment, I heard something fall behind me>>214602995Oh it's a coin, I'll just lean over and pick it up...
>>214603028Assume it's like Sam Fishers goggles and it's not visible to NPCs. Only those truly awakened unto the world can scan the barcode.
>>214603076It can be used interchangeably to mean either. This is why Robert left you.
>>214602995wow!
>>214602753>"shame what happen to Charlie">"I don't play politics"
>>214602753be honestRobert got promotedno singles is now enforced at a global level third time offenders get sent to el salvador
>>214603937>no singles is now enforced at a global levelWell now I don’t feel bad about colonizing his sister every time I come here
>>214603028its only visible in the moonlight
>>214603937robert would never
>>214603937How could you sell out like this Rob? I thought we were friends.
>>214602753Hey, who are you!? You look really suspicious, pal! Does anyone know this guy? I might have to get security!
>>214603937>third time offenders get sent to el salvadorLuxury. When I were a nipper we had to spend weeks running from rabid manlets in the mines on a first offence, if we were lucky!
>>214603028How often do you confront random people about their weird tattoos?
>>214602753BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
>>214605636Whenever I see a woman with visible ones in public I make it a point to loudly yell DROPPED!
>>214604513
>>214606996MY EYES
>>214602786that is robert asshole, what? do black people all look alike to you or somthing?
>>214603028I don't know Hitman, why does he have the barcode? Is he one of many mass produced clones?
>>214607510>Is he one of many mass produced clones?He was.
>>214603937Lane is a whore
>>214607091:(
>>214602995>a coin at this hour?
>>214602753>Can I get some crab legs please>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>214603937>>214602753Is working those shitty teenage jobs (like at a movie theather) fun? I started working in offices as a teenager and feel like I missed out on a formative experience.
>>214611389I worked at a taco shop in high school and have lots of fun memories of making out with the girl employees in the back storage room. They also gave me unlimited free food while I was on the clock.
Mes amis, observe carefully. The man behind the counter, ostensibly a humble purveyor of popcorn, reveals himself by what he strives to conceal. Note the symmetry of his movements, the unnatural economy of gesture: each scoop, each twist of the wrist, is executed with the precision of a metronome. His gaze never lingers upon the confections he serves, but flits, calculating, between exits, reflective surfaces, and myself. This is no concessionaire; this is a hunter. I deduce, with certainty terrible and cold, that he is none other than the assassin known as Agent 47, and that the salted kernels he proffers are not for nourishment, but for my annihilation.
>>214603112Sometimes he wears a hat
>>214603219>Fish slaps the back of your neck; rendering you unconscious. You awake hours later in your underpants.
>>214612288>Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant deduction, Mr. Poirot. However... We are still left with one mystery. Who used the hairbrush in the unfortunate victim's room?
robert feels like a dying meme heretoo bad crableg popcorn bucket posting was based
>>214611389I think it depends on the people. I had a grocery store job when I was 15 that really kick started my life. Tons of memories and friends I still talk to. Ran into someone in the new place I live far away and there was a coworker, last night an old coworker called just to catch up. Everyone talks about it like it was Woodstock or something, kids was. Crazy how we’re all connected to some shitty teenage job at 15, that was 10 years ago that no one probably stayed at longer than a year. Never had any other job like that.
>>214603937holy hell
>>214602753I don't understand
>>214603028I've unironically seen many dumber tattoos. I would not question it.
>>214608693Based C47 rememberer
>>214612288I read this in Werner Herzog's voice instead.
God Blood Money was so good. iO Interactive is one of the best ever. Even shit like Mini Ninjas was fun, and don't get me started on Kane & Lynch. Still need to play Absolution and the newest series.
>>214615571A testament to IOI’s skill set: Absolution is the single worst Hitman game they’ve made and was so poorly received the based Danes publicly apologised for it. And the best part? It’s not even THAT bad a game with some kino setpieces.
>>214615812I thought it was pretty well received, but by that time I stopped talking to gamers and reading about games so idk. First K&L has the best two achievements ever at the end of the game>Damned if you do>Damned if you don't:') And Dog Days is probably in my top ten games ever. Perfect ending.
>>214615874Dog Days was just too expensive at launch but it’s fantastic. It’s up there with STALKER and Far Cry 2 for games that are pointedly nightmarish to play but all unrelenting committed to being a misery. Very hard to explain that to people. DD literally makes me feel grubby for playing, and enjoying.
>>214614545A kid died because you are a cheap bastard who couldn't even afford maintenance on his park. I do enjoy killing the gangstas after they call me "White bread".
>>214615998It's about as brutal as it gets artistically in that medium, but there is a beauty to it which I understand why that's hard to express to normies. The video camera filters, the mosaics, the nudity, the horrific tragedies. 7 hours of "this shit is FUCKED!* and then you fly away. Far Cry 2 was the one where you had to dig bullets out of your flesh and could set everything on fire right? Haven't played one since but that was good
>>214603937
>>214603146Why is that?
>>214616117> Far Cry 2 was the one where you had to dig bullets out of your flesh and could set everything on fire right?That’s the one. Definitely flawed and had ideas beyond what was capable at the time but as a mercenary simulator it’s one of the best. If you like kinos just write your own dialogue. I found every firefight I got into was different each time and had a great time in small bursts. Sunrise/sunset over the lake in map #2 will be etched into my mind forever
>>214616260Appreciate it, I never finished it and have debated getting one of the newer ones several times but I think I may end up just revisiting 2. I think I fucked around for maybe 3 hours, but the freedom was great and it was just fun to play. You have aids or malaria or COVID or something in that one right?
>>214616428Haha, Malaria, yes. It’s a bit of a pointless mechanic but if it kicks in during a firefight it’s a tough one.
