This movie made no fucking sense
>>214608143Silence, woman! Who let you touch Boat movie to begin with?!
>>214608143It's simply not good, and it's full of toxic masculinity.
>>214608143which parts didn't make sense?
>>214609168men's romance isnt real bro
>>214609236It is at sea, a lot of things happen at sea that don't make sense on land.
>>214609236got a source for that, chud?
>>214608143It made perfect sense. Perhaps you're just incurably stupid?
post tits at once
>>214609168This parthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnboA5Mrvms
>>214608143It was pretty straightforward
wtf is a tortoise? this movie is so fucking dumb
I fucking love Boat!
>>214608143He was gay for the doctor. Also, masturber and coomander.
>>214612143yeah an ur gay for ur mom
>>214608143Ok, let me explain-As a woman all you need to do is spread them 200 lbs thighs and let him pound you, thinking is for the men not just anyone, sweetie.
>>214609168>go after ship>fuck it let's go back to look at animals>run into ship anyways
>>214608143He was the Master and Commander the whole time.
>>214608143OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
Men can't understand this or the books and they expect them to go to war? Okay, we truly are fucked.Your grandfathers would weep at how big of pussies you all are today.
>>214609168there was no french heavy frigate operating in the south americas during that period, and none that were yankee built with a sliding draught.
>>214609168Why does it take 7 dudes to clean the back of a boat?Are they doing it for fun?Imagine how fucking bored you have to be to clean glass for fun lmao
>>214608143After seeing this, PotC and Hornblower (and Das boot for what it's worth) are there any other BOAT-kinos out there?
>>214613419The Terror.
>>214613091You're correct, but if I remember correctly, the book it's US ship and they changed it for the film since in 90% of the book they fight the French.
is it too late to abandon everything and become a sailor at 35?
>>214613428Fuck I haven't seen The Terror in a while.
>>214613419Treasure Island (1990)
>>214613419Just start reading Patrick O'Brian. But be afeared for it is not for weak of mind.
Master and Commander was my first girlfriend's favorite movie. She had all three Hornblower series in DVD too.
>>214613419>and Das boot for what it's worthYou are saying it as if Das Boot is not the best one of them all.
>>214613428>>214613708thanks for the tips guys>>214614853I just meant it's not age of sail like the others, but it's the same genre nonetheless.
>>214609168The ship is too lightweight it's floating too high on the water.Still, amazing movie and the best age of sail movie period.
>>214609168How tangible and real that ship feels, fuck. Its like the main character
>>214614127lmao look at this tranny fucking faggot
Because you are woman anon
>>214608143you're brown
>>214609168>>214609301>anon, I don't get it, why are these men on a boat going to boring places? can we please watch house of sexy idiots instead, please??
>>214608143>it's about duty to king and country, friendship and comraderyOf course it made no sense to you zoomer
BOATS
I watched this a very long time ago and forgot some details. Was the scientist on-board meant to be Darwin?
>>214609236
God I wish it was Peter Weir that did Dune or Bond and not the French frog faggot.
>>214608143Yup, why did they follow the boat in the first place? Why did he need to tell the other guy that the doctor was the captain? They were already defeated. They just took turns cucking the doctor at every turn.
>>214609168Why would a guy shoot a bird
>>214614127How big was her cock?
