So...
>What's the best sandwich?
>>214608200
>>214608249Holy kino.
>>214608249>[Black Musician Affirms]Makes me kek everytime
*crowd goes into stupendous laughter and starts clapping*
>>214608249>Black Musician AffirmsDat white boy all right
>>214608249Why was he so perturbed about two scoops?
*Gets blackmailed by Israel*
Scoop status?
>>214608527he was making a joke about a Time Magazine article.https://time.com/donald-trump-after-hours/>The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else. The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate.
>>214608632>The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate.
GLOGNARD GLOMPFI miss Colbertposting[/spoilers]
>>214608200BLOMPKF
GLOOPT
>>214608249Kek I miss the days when these fanfic stories were headline news.
BORSCHT
>>214608249He's never been quite the same
>>214608249>two scoopsHEEEEELLLLLL NAAAAAWWW
*slurp*
.... THE VAX-SCENE
>>214609384>mfw no matter how sad and desperate my life gets I never got the vax and I can always hang my hat on that
Scrabumble Bloomf is in the news today......>*audience barely laughs*
>>214609049goblin ears lmao
>>214608249>actually funny harmless bit>poltards still seethe almost a decade laterseek psychiatric help
>>214608200OI WUZ ROIPED!!!
>>214608249heh actually funny
>>214610706he dances like the "cool" youth pastor who admits to being in love with you while sitting at the lake on the last day of jesus camp. you reject him and a tears start rolling down his cheek. you pat him on the shoulder and make an awkward joke and he starts smiling gazing at your eyes with what looks like smeared mascara. he says something about you being very wise for your age and asks for one single kiss. you say no and so he silently nods to himself something incoherent and starts sobbing again, but more quietly so.
>>214610474It's like passing the ultimate social test. The whole world telling you something is right when you know it's wrong. One of those things you hear about and you ask yourself, what would I do? Would I actually have the strength to resist? I'll always be proud I didn't take it.
>>214609035you know I don't think I've actually seen the og clip of this
>>214610977I always thought it was sunk cost fallacy snake oil, but I took it because society made life unlivable if I didn’t. I never understood the full on euthanasia depop conspiracy people though. If they were planning to depopulate, would it not benefit them to depopulate the people not susceptible to programming and keep the sheeple around?
>>214610966This is a Sufjan Stevens song
You can't convince me the democratic party/jews don't have video evidence of Colbert fucking an unconscious 8 year old girl at some Hollywood party and aren't using it to blackmail him into being a deranged mouthpiece for the last decade.
>>214611109the susceptible people kill themselves, the remaining that can't be programmed are just killed, as they're a massive minority.
>>214611109Yeah while the vax was experimental and unsafe to be fucking around with, depopulation was a step too far for the tin foil hats. The reality is the government was figuring out how many rights they could restrict and people still eat it up. Majority of the country failed and showed them that under the right circumstances people would be fine presenting papers to go to the grocery store. Present your papers to keep your job. Take my rights away in the name of safety. That was the real test. Might be a while till they try again. But now they know what they can get away with.
>>214608249Pretty Based.He's letting everyone.knowFuxking alpha af
>>214610617>funny harmless president>seethes for a decade
>>214610617>noooo you cant make fun of us! only we can make fun of other people!It must feel awful for you that you have completely lost the culture war.
>>214610617same, and i work in a hospital, worked around covid patients, the only time i caught covid was from my now ex wife, who was vaxxed
>>214610474>>214613979Replied to wrong anon
>>214608200>*frothing at mouth*>DOLAN BLUMPF
>>214608606Unfair.
>>214610617>funnyNo.>harmlessYes. Still nothing to seethe over.
>>214610474>>214610977Stay gold, boys. That entire charade was was a test of wits, resolve, and moral grounding. I hope one day they are all forced to wear a scarlet letter so all the good guys like us can publicly shame them until their kind dies out forever.
>>214614196I also remember working for the school system at the time and when they authorized child vaccinations, hearing female teachers geek the fuck out about how they couldn't wait to get their kids vaxxed. Hated having to bite my tongue so hard but I know I act least saved myself.
>>214608527It was the straw that broke the camels back.
