Replacement for jimmy kimmel has been found
ted cruz is more charismatic and naturally funny and would make a better late night host.
>>214608353i am not ted cruz by the way
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>>214608353Nigga did you see his attempts at scrubbing the anti-Kirk graffiti that may or may not have been planted there for him
>>214608315JD Vance is trying so hard to be the next Trump and it's just not working.Trump is instinctually hilarious. Vance is basically Jeb.
idk I think Jimmy will just make a new show and no one will watch the new guy, I don't watch any of it myself
Get the baby oil ready
The most interesting thing about Charlie Kirk is his death. This is why you mourners are as equally cringe as every George Floyd mural
>>214608395He and Colbert will do a podcast. Calling it now
>>214608315What a faggot.
>>214608394>Vance is basically Jeb.just look at their wives...
>>214608447Couldn't imagine two more boring people talking about nothing.
>>214608439Stay losing.
>>214608439Not a bad mural but it's hysterical how little it looks like himKirk in real life looks like the "bad artist" version of the mural lmao
>>214608353there isn't a single republican left with an ounce of charm besides maybe Chris Christie but he's no longer part of the club
>>214608395None of these host guys have the pull to start a show outside of mildly funny guys like Conan.These hosts are as bland as possible so they can never argue better contracts and they can never leave because this is the best gig of their lives.The only value of these shows is the network and timeslot. People don't really watch this shit. Old people simply have their TVs on as background noise so any new guy they put into his place will get more or less the same viewership.
>>214608484Much like Vance, I no longer have any idea what he actually looks like due to all the edits.
>>214608480Stay dying
>>214608545Nah, we'll stay winning and deporting :)
>>214608439Agreed he was a literally who even if he was friends with Vance
>>214608315This coachfucker is nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is.Gosh, I wish it was 2029 already and we had a normal Democratic president and vice president. Gavin Newsom or someone like him, idk.
>>214608626>T: troon
>>214608653You're a literal incel, lol
>>214608626Nobody is normal. The problem is elected positions aren't paid enough to attract competent, normal people to do the job well.
>>214608700he'll be back for the next one
>>214608700>could care lessFucking mutts.
I don't watch television channels regardless anywaysThere's unblockable/unskippable ads on thereAnd I'm not tryin' to ride the mute button a dozen times an hour while irritating ass pharama/insurance company skits assault my eyes
>>214608700Everyone is so retarded, it’s not even funny anymore
>>214608439I don't care about politics but Floyd was a criminal who's only contribution to society seemed to be being black and dying because of police. This is my observation though and I could be wrong.
>>214608799I’m sure Isreal and Epstein’s friends appreciate your good fight against the other side
>>214608695The problem is since 2010 bribery is considered protected speech so the only people interested in political office just want to be bribed to push whatever gets the most bribes. Lobbying used to be regulated around the idea that bribery is going to happen, so have it capped so you need bribes from lots of people, and any politician showing tons of cash is obviously violating said regulations, thus committing treason, so the richest man on the planet (King George III) couldn’t just buy the country/colonies back
>>214608725Maximally not caring requires effort.
>>214608439Fuck you and your false equivalency, shitlib. George Floyd was a routine arrest gone wrong, the Charlie Kirk assassination was planned and done with purpose.
>>214608979How much longer are we going to pretend anyone cares about ecelebs?
>>214608799what have you done
>>214608989They cared enough to murder him.
>>214608979Both are martyrs for idiots like you
>>214609031You could do nothing your whole life and your net contribution to society would be greater than fentoid floyd the armed robber
>>214608734What's the point of paying for cable TV when you have to watch ads anyway?
>>214608476They will pivot into full grift mode. Probably not right-wing grifting, but an hour of “Trump bad” each week would be free money, and just like the right-wingers who do this, the more unhinged they get, the more money they’ll make.
>>214608700>/u/Hosni_MubarakLMAO
>>214609057Thanks for respecting the pronouns
>>214608439Is that Hassan Piker? So he switches sides now?
apparently he's some sort of wonderful mechanical man
>>214608799Is using a fake 20 dollar bill a capital offense?
>>214608543The main thing about Vance that sticks out is how much eyeliner he wears.Kash also stands out for his crazy eyes.
>>214608447They already made one with 3 other fuckwit late night hosts. Imagine 5 aging has-beens smugly sniffing each other's farts as they make Trump jokes for hours
>>214608447>>214608476Didn't they already do that during covid?
Last night ABC replaced Kimmel with a rerun of Celebrity Family Feud. And doubled the ratings.
>>214608315>State mandated TV hostskek Israelistan is crazy
>>214608315They should've just given the job to Guilhermo
>>214608439>>214608799>>214609517>>214609031>>214609081Leftoid martyrs:>mentally ill>violent criminals>repeat offenders>sex offenders>terrorizing the public>aggressiveRight-wing martyrs>family men/women>military service>hardworking>devout Christians>community idols
>>214608315Why are our elected officials shitposting on twitter instead of fixing our fucking country?
>>214611445because its way more politically effective. if politicians fix a problem but a subsection of America doesn't benefit they will react like the investment of resources used to fix the problems was actually taken away from them. the solution is to not fix problems and just focus on economymaxing and then blame poor people for being poor (most of them will, in fact, blame each other).
>>214609517Are you forgetting Floyd died of cardiac arrest from ingesting an obscene amount of fentanyl???
>>214608700Ey that nigga dead!!!
>>214608439Truly the white George Floyd
>>214609407>switches sides now?the only side he's on is his own.
>>214608439>look at me I'm the good goy post it on social media for good boy points
>>214608626no way we're getting through trumps term without either a civil war or straight up world war
>>214608700To me this reads like a legit trollpost on 4chan. But to redditors it's like "hell yea, upvoted". "100%"
>>214608315>haha, wow what a great audience. But seriously, we really do need to protect our jewish friends, am I right? So without further adieu, here's tonight's guest Alan Dershowitz, big round of applause for this guy!
>>214612662Will an autopsy reveal that Charlie was also a fent fiend and he bullet would to his neck was not the real cause of his death?
>>214608315I will remind them
so the next phase of the master plan is to expand the false-dichotomy into late night tv with passive-aggressive slap fights?
>>214608626>Gavin NewsomYou're a fucking idiot
