First look at bogged Goos and... some dumb mutt zoomer kid. Great.
>>214609312This looks kino already ngl. Getting Han and Luke vibes
there's a kid character I already hate
Eyy time fo' some badassery
>>214609312why would you have a boat in star warseverything can hover
>>214609312>set after the events of the sequels>full of OT nostalgia bait signallingWhy can't Disney just commit to retreading the originals in a movie or go all in on making their own stuff? Choose one, this half baked one foot in the past one foot in the nuslop attitude imfeels schizophrenic
>>214609642Lucas made prequels so different because he doesn't want to repeat himself. Thinking "how would Lucas do it" is stupid because he's full of surprises.
>>214609709And gen x losers hated the prequels *because* they were different from the OT
>>214609642because star wars is a nostalgia based franchise
>>214609634>Really? Sailing?>It's a peaceful life.
>>214609634Same reason they keep jerking off desert planets. Ghetto=good
>>214609312>we want the Waterworld audienceSold
>>214609312>uh-oh we need to reverse course and start appealing to normal men again>i'm sure our staff of radfem lesbians and tranny freaks can pull it off!this is going to be painful to witness
>>214609642>go all in on making their own stuff?and who is going to make new and original stuff for them lol? you think they have any lucas-tier creative visionaries on the payroll?
>>214610190You can't come back from this. When people think of Star Wars, their first reaction is to laugh at how stupid and ugly it has become.
>>214609312I'll pirate it, but I won't like it.
>>214610286>lucas-tier creative visionaries
>>214610499who on earth is a modern creative visionary if not george lucas you resentful tranny? give me a break.
>>214609312Goose will get a cute lepi gf with big fluffy paws and ears or I will not see it
>>214610499never go full retard, retard
He looks exactly the same as The Grey Man and Fall Guy.Zero excitement from me.
>>214609709>doesn't want to repeat himself>it's like poetry it rhymes
>>214609709>Thinking "how would Lucas do it" is stupid because he's full of surprises.His ST was gonna be about the New Republic facing off against the Galactic Underworld, lead by Old Maul. It was gonna be based on the War on Terror. Rey and Ben were supposed to be siblings or cousins since Lucas described them as "Darth Vader's grandchildren".
>>214610358The whole Mando thing had such potential, specially Boba being back but they fucked that too. Fuck Disney, it's not even about appealing to men but making something good.
>>214610581>who on earth is a modern creative visionary if not george lucas you resentful tranny?
>>214609312when did goose become a lesbian
>>214610818Sounds kino.
>>214610879answer the question, troon.
>>214610286>lucas-tier creative visionariesno such thing, and certainly doesn't exist in womenonly lucas has his special brand of autismi have it too but i'm not working in pedowood atm
>>214610499Nigga, Lucas was the retard, his team was incredible.
>>214609312Mickey Mouse
>>214609634>why would you drive a car when planes exist
>>214609312looks like a water world remake
>>214611153>ummm actually it was marcia lucas that did everythingfuck off
>>214611193that argument only works on earthnot in a galaxy where faster than light travel not only exists but is so commonplace that even poor folks can afford itone of the problems with disney star wars is they have this ridiculous idea that the outer rim somehow means less advanced planets, therefore more earth-like which allows them to be cheap on production and include elements that are out of place, like fishing charters or eyeglasses
>>214609312why does it look like that Star Wars tv show Resistance that nobody saw?
>>214611269well same eraand ryan gosling is (in)cel-shaded so there's that as well
>>214610936I don't know. Terrance Malick? Stanley Kubrick? Ridley Scott? David Lynch? Dozens of George Lucas's contemporaries that aren't George Lucas and directed more than 2 decent movies?
.. he flies...?
What is up with his hair since Barbie?
>>214611428i didn't ask for some directors you liked. you really think any of those people have "created" a "vision" more culturally pervasive or lasting than star wars? a modern myth that overwhelmed everyone's minds for half a century is comparable to some arthouse film by terrence malick that seven people saw? get real.
Women will ship this two for some reason
>>214609312What is this? Dexter in space?
>>214611688He's been wearing an advanced hair system for the last 3 movies: Barbie, Grey Man and Fall Guy.
>>214609312I thought a Star Wars show that was named Starfighter would feature more Starfighters?
>>214612187the real starfighting was raising somebody else's son along the way
>>214612187
>>214612434kek
>>214609312Boy they sure know how to tease us. It looks so intriguing.
>>214609312Ryan Gosling teaches his son about the evils of toxic masculinity
>>214610818Doesn't sound that bad honestly
>>214609642Prequel bait signaling would upset the manchildren legions
>>214610499Dumb frogposter
Why don't they wait a couple of years to make a new Star Wars movie? Don't they realize that constantly making so many movies and tv series makes that people get tired?
>>214609312I wonder what girlboss characters are going to rescue and beat them up every 5 seconds this time
>>214612019>advanced hair systemis this a wig with extra steps?
>>214611926>you really think any of those people have "created" a "vision" more culturally pervasive or lasting than star warsGeorge Lucas didn't create star wars. Regardless, the amount of times advertisers and drooling fanboyist mongoloids like you shove something in the collective face of society has nothing to do with the intrinsic value of the thing, else we'd remember the creator of your mom's nasty ass pussy as the best that's ever done it.
>>214611153How would a retard hire a group of geniuses? Retard.
>>214612491>Season 1 Surf Dracula has 48 episodes
>>214614615>George Lucas didn't create star wars.of course he did.>the amount of times advertisers and drooling fanboyist mongoloids like you shove something in the collective face of society has nothing to do with the intrinsic value of the thingwhat a bitter commie loser you are. everything is some kind of corporate conspiracy to rob your life of imaginary "intrinsic value." guess what, everybody else has advertisers, everybody else has internet fandoms, but you're sitting here talking about star wars and not, i dunno, david lynch's dune, because star wars won, and star wars won because of the creative vision of george lucas. keep on seething.
>>214609312he looks so bogged now. literally not me
>>214609312looks like a waterworld remake lmao
I just want to know in that one movie, I forget the name but it was the one with the girlboss captain resistance leader woman. What I want to know is when they were getting chased and had like a dozen or so ships why didn't they just unload everybody from one of them and crash it into the pursuing big bad boss ship instead of using the command ship?
>>214609312his face looks like shit
>>214610821>specially Boba being backwut, i cannot think of a more "this is gonna be shit" thing than than
