>>214610259
If the oompa-loompas weren't those disgustingly looking gypsies, the movie would've been perfect.

>>214610495
What should they have looked like

>>214610553
In Wonka they were much better. But Wonka was shit film.

>>214610675
At least it didn’t have overboard child cruelty

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>>214610553

jumping into that machine without knowing what it does seemed like a pretty bad idea desu

>>214611844
If Wonka hadn’t deliberately set it up to be a torture box it would’ve been fine.

>>214611888
he fell right into Wonka's trap and died like a fool

>>214612877
He didn’t die and Wonka shouldn’t be laying traps for children

>>214612886
his entire body including internal organs was elongated beyond natural bounds
he'll have months at best

japanese insurance adjuster

>>214610867
kek

>>214612923
Well Wonka shouldn’t have stretched him out

>>214613503
he shouldn't have got himself shrunk
he was a smart kid and he knew the consequences well in advance and he still did it
tragic but still foolish

>>214613578
The shrinking itself wasn’t that bad, it was Wonka abusing him with Oompa Loompas that made it bad

>>214613627
shrinking yourself is a generally bad idea

>>214613660
It could’ve been undone though. Besides, the original Mike didn’t mind being shrunk. This one wouldn’t have either if they hadn’t been squishing him.

>>214613697
no it couldn't have; they established that in the movie

>>214613791
Just make a bigger TV. And either way, Wonka’s punishment wasn’t justified.

>>214613818
it was an important and expensive lesson that he needed to learn

>>214613845
Why did he need to learn it? You wouldn’t inflict that on him if he was your son.

>>214613871
you shouldn't operate machinery that you're not qualified to operate

>>214613914
Okay, and this justifies a giant squishing him because….

>>214613923
that's usually what happens when people operate machinery they're not licensed to operate

>>214613936
It wouldn’t have been the natural result of his actions though.

>>214613965
but he needed to learn the lesson

>>214613996
No. If your son plays around with a teleporter and gets shrunk and teleported onto your chair, the shrinking is the natural consequence. You don’t then have the right to sit on him as a lesson.

idk what happened to blueberry girl after the movie, i hope she got fixed, the fat kid idk what was his punishment exactly (to be covered in food?), this guy got shrinked and i felt it was plot hole, and sadly i found the most tragic was the girl falling in hole with the squirrel, i dont think we ever see her or his dad by the end of the movie, i think they died and it seems no one cares because she was a bad nut, so weird tho, i still think that carlie took the wrong kid to win, he should have taken the smart one, not the poor kid who has little concept of work and money, i truly wish i could like the movie, but my art teach in high school was obsess with willy wonka, she would dress as him and keep quoting him for 5 years straight (Yes small high school), that made me hate charlie wonka because of her, yes johanne i still remember you and your weird obsession with willy wonka

>>214614057
I wouldn't but if someone else sits on him that's still on him

>>214614138
Sure, if they didn’t know he was there, which isn’t the case here.

>>214614124
they're both walking out covered in garbage at the end
frankly they got off easy given they were the worst ones

>>214614165
i rly dont remember that, i will have to go watch it again, i rly assumed they were burned with trash or something becasue charlie said bad nuts get disposed

>>214614159
if you hop into a teleporter whose functions are at the whims of a madman that you insulted less than two minutes ago you're a proper retard and deserve to get squished

>>214614253
Or that madman should be arrested and go to jail along with his workers.

>>214614269
non-exclusive or

>>214614290
Well regardless a good father would still have pulled his kid out of the TV much sooner, and wouldn’t have pulled that shit the book dad did either.

>>214614353
the parents are to blame for the rottenness of their children, yes, that was the moral of the film

>>214610495
You leave Deep Roy be

>>214614397
Well even so the dad was too harsh to his son after shrinking in the book too.

>>214614397
the rich father did everything he could and spend a fortune for his daughter and you are saying he is a bad dad? im sorry but they were good, she asked nicely, she feel entitled, yes but thats a character trait and she didnt deserve the fate she got

>>214614483
do you not understand the concept of a spoiled child?

>>214614480
if he wasn't a TV addict he wouldn't be so obsessed with getting on TV that he shrunk himself

>>214614537
Any child with sufficient curiosity would’ve done the same thing he did regardless of a TV obsession, doesn’t mean he deserves to get squished or stuffed in his dad’s back pocket.

>>214614587
if you're above the age of 7 you're usually smart enough to not fuck with random machines that you don't fully understand

>>214614655
It’s not like he didn’t understand it though, he got a demonstration of how it worked.

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literally me

>>214614509
i dont think she was spoiled, yes of course she got more than the poor kid but its because their family can afford more, his father actually worked her and he has every right to pay people to find the golden ticket for her. not her fault if the poor kid couldnt do the same, thats not being spoiled, being spoiled mean you get more than your siblings

>>214614672
he clearly didn't understand it if he was asking for them to turn it back the other way

>>214614725
this is an incredibly stupid and embarrassing fetish

>>214614757
The thing is, it totally could’ve been done, just use a bigger TV

>>214610259
I think its funny that the song about him talks about "tv rotting your brain", but the kid is actually shown to be incredibly smart, to the point he managed to track down where exactly the golden ticket would be.

>>214614831
if he was as smart as he claimed to be he would've suggested that

>>214614879
He was probably frazzled and not thinking clearly after getting squished so much.

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>>214614866
But anon, even a retard could figure it out

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Did she deserve it?

>>214614901
a retard could figure it out

>>214614901
or his brain got shrunk too

>>214615241
>>214615273
If a giant was sitting on you, would you be able to think clearly?

>>214615186
They couldn't remove it from her ass so yes, but because she did nothing wrong and is perfect. Therefore God blessed her with an insane dumper

>>214615358
I would have avoided the set of circumstances that led me to such a situation

>>214615444
Maybe but that doesn’t mean Mike deserved it and that doesn’t make inflicting those circumstances okay.

>>214615483
he didn't deserve it but he did reach the logical endpoint of a poor decision

>>214614866
Hes not smart though. A smart person would not have done what he did. He just compiles knowledge from all the shit he watches on wait…you’re gonna love this are you ready? TV. Hes a pseudo-intellectual like most people on this board.

>>214615518
Not really, there’s nothing logical about that happening, just Wonka suddenly pulling out unexpected cruelty, even for him that was an unusual move.

>>214615544
it's clear he can't keep those rambunctious oompa loompas under his control
whole factory's just a ticking time bomb
Mike dodged a bullet, even if he's inevitably going to die when his flattened heart can't squeeze his blood up to his flattened brain

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>>214614782
I agree but I had a stupid and embarrassing childhood

>>214615796
It was not really clear at all desu, by all means it looked like he planned the whole thing.

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>>214610259
>self-made millionaire who built a global confectionery empire after running away from hme at 13
>candy is a waste of time
Maybe you should just stick to the flashing jew, Mike.

>>214610867
I can fix her...

>>214616235
And what did all those candy sales do for the world?

YOU GET NON
YOU LOOL

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>>214610495
FILTERED

>>214616570
Brought the oompa loompas out of the jungle and into the modern world.

>>214617306
They literally live in the factory like it’s a company town

>>214616661
based
lil guy is the true star of the movie

>>214610259
>if I teleport myself via a shrink ray i'll become the most famous person in the world because uh..... i just will OKAY?

>>214617635
If there was a 3 inch tall boy how would he not become the most famous kid in the world?

>>214617650
Are you unaware of how much women hate short men?

>>214617696
Fair, but he’d still be famous among men at least.

>>214610259
why do people gloss over that his life was completely ruined as a result of his experience in the factory? same goes for the blueberry girl. fat kid and rich girl got off easy, they didn't have to spend the rest of their lives as deformed freaks.

>>214617875
They deserved to have their lives ruined. They were terrible people .

>>214617650
And then what? You have to live the rest of your life the size of an action figure unable to do any of the normal things in life. What was his plan exactly?

>>214618328
They could’ve just sent him into a bigger TV.

>>214616626
Hatboxbro?

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>>214615186
>be fat
>nearly drown in river and that’s it

>be nasty spoiled shit demon
>fall down garbage chute and get covered in trash and that’s it

>be based smartass
>get turned into flat stanley forever

>chew gum a lot
>get plainfully mutated into a giant fruit abomination the size of a house in front of your own eyes, nearly die from exploding, and spend the rest of your life blue

Genuinely what did Schizo Dr. Seuss mean by this?

>>214610495
I just rewatched and the new songs are based and deep roy is funny. The guys fucking yoda afterall

>>214613578
Couldn't they have just sent him to a really big television

>>214618382
They didn't want to do anything with him in the first place he just forced himself through the TV -- also even if he got teleported normally the importance of this technology for the global technology and transportation would be far far more pertinent than the fact that some little kid was the first person to ever be teleported. Is the first-ever Internet user famous? Or even the main inventor of the Internet? Not really

>>214618971
But they’re not gonna just leave the boy tiny, if you were his dad do you just stuff him in your back pocket? Or do you sue the hell out of Wonka for OSHA violations until he fixes your boy? The latter obviously.

>>214617875
Fat kid was literally turned into fudge
Blueberry girl would have been fine, an olympian even, who cares if she's blue?

>>214619066
The dad is the real villain when you think about it because he opted to have Mike turned into a repulsive stretchy monstrosity instead of suing Wonka and having them engineer the technology to bring Mike back to normal size

>>214618687
https://youtu.be/dj4p-agTf9g?feature=shared

>>214617875
Wonder if the insides of her pussy turned blue as well.

>>214619394
No