Low sperm guy failed in the show, but won at life editionPrevious: >>214608202
>>214613722I still don't know his name kek
AVPR Predalien would mog every loser in this show.
>>214613722Holy shit he is the husband of Zazie???
Eh eh cya nerds!OH NOOO
>>214613770yes kek
the facehugger is very bad for storytelling purposesI do NOT want to have to sit through 1/3rd of a film just to see a xenomorph
>>214613766Predalien is a retarded fucking concept. Only gpod on paper. A xenomorph with fucking dreads...
What is his master plan? (still didn't watch ep 7)
>>214613772Baby alien = MeNet = Adult responsibilities
>>214613809He's smarter them everyone watch ep 7, eye chad is going to win
>>214613809what will his first words be?
*goons*
>>214613772yep, that's the perfect organism I was telling you about
>>214613722He's not bad looking really, more of like a scrawny David Duchovny type look. He just acts extremely dweeby in the show, that's good acting.
>>214613809>GET IN THE EYE SOCKET, EYEBALL-KUN
>>214613772Should have been caught by Jonesy's mommy
>>214613809keke A daring synthesis!
>>214613772I don't like snakemorphs. It needs to have legs >>214613859If it doesn't say ayy lmao I'm quitting the show..>mfw it says some inane shit, because the writers can't write at the needed mevel
>>214613809N
>>214613766>>214613808They need to bring in the Gorilla, Mantis and Snake Xenomorphs
>>214613772as it is pictured the snek would just be able to slither out from under the poorly tensed net
The tamed xenomorph definitely killed the show. What the hell, from scary killer to pet? You must be crazy for approving this.
*claps*
>>214613770>>214613722This absolute chad gets to fuck Zazie's tight fucking chocolate pussy. Lucky bastard.
>>214613859>N-
>>214613985>ALIEN EARTH>ALIEN FINALLY ARRIVES ON EARTH>SEE THE ALIEN STAND ON EARTH>show actually about androids and a spicy eyeballThey do this every fucking time now. I bet this was an original script that was handed to Disney, and some executive looked at it and thought "wait, we could totally stick a xenomorph into it".
>>214613859a political statement on males
>>214613809I'm more interested in Kirsh's master plan. Dude just let one of his lead scientists get killed for no reason.
when your friend tells you her pitbull is friendly.
>>214614027kek
>>214614045Timothy Olyphant is beneath this shitty show, the guy who plays Morrow is also really good they deserve better roles.
>>214614101They got good roles in the show
>>214613872 As easy as slaughtering ants, the space Marines noticed when they unleashed hell on them during the nest raid in Aliens.
>>214613722>>214613770>>214614019Based Zazie appreciators. She is very hot for a redguard.
>>214613722WHAT DID YOU DO?Let's just think about this they killed like many people and killing one of the synths is like, now suddenly your the bad guy.WHAT DID YOU DO?>>214613985Every xenomorph scene is now just KILL KILL KILL DIE DIE DIE.Not a practice predator, careful and hunting it's prey.
>>214613829kek
the show is fecesand not the good kind
>>214614178He killed her soul sister
>>214614178I watch this guy on YouTube forget the channel but it's called Alien Earth Recrap and he did a voice over over Wendy when she says WHAT DID YOU DO? and it sounded funny.
>>214614178>WHAT DID YOU DO?that's always my favourite line in every movieit made me giggle how many times it was in this episode
>>214614222hey janny! CLEAN IT UP
>>214614608The only character that wasn't destroyed last ep
>>214614608
>>214613859You... me... friend
>>214614780It will be some dry put down about wanting to speak with someone intelligent and Boy will perk up only for Eye to turn away and say not you. Snap! We did it guys! We dunked on Elon!
>>214614608AMONG US.
>>214614126Based Hudson and Drake
>>214614178>Every xenomorph scene is now just KILL KILL KILL DIE DIE DIE.What else a xenomorph should do aside from hide and suddenly kill? It's a survival game. The nice thing is that the alien seems unstoppable, and 90% times it actually is. But then after many killings someone is smart enough to reverse the hunt. Same pattern as Predator. So if the xeno becomes your pet then you have nothing left. There are other dangerous aliens in the show and that's ok, but this show is called Alien not Stranger Insect or Mad Genius Eye or Mysterious Flower or something else.I expected something different from this show, something that finally expanded the lore without shitting on it with hilarious plot twists. I just save Morrow and Kirsh (good actors, characters not flat); all the rest can burn in hell.
>>214614884I'm pretty sure the story will end with the Eye outsmarting the Genius.
l'm here to eye...not to pi
How do they know so much about xenomorphs when I thought it was Alien where humans first came across them and this was set before? I guess they're going to tie it in with Weyland sending them back into space looking for them.
>>214615128they don't know anything beyond what they learned from the collected specimens
I hereby humbly apologize for ever complaining about Aliens turning xenos into zerg rushing hive bugsMaking them into a girls puppydog she commands on hunts is much worsePoint taken Hawley, you can stop now please
>>214615182>"It's a xenomorph"Literally said multiple times
>>214615254its a right shambles
The last episode reminds me of RPG where "Xenomorph joined your party". Thankfully they didn't leave on the boat.
>>214615259Look up the meaning of xenomorph :^)
Why did this show have to be a prequel? When you write a prequel, you nearly always end up with continuity plot holes, and you end up having to kill everyone off at some point.
>>214613722that bitch looks like a man
There were several moments in the last episode that were so poorly written and acted that it made me physically cringe, including of course the whole sequence on the boat. I love the Alien verse, but I think I'm done with this show now.
>>214615399All Alien media must be a prequel. It's a hard law now. And they must have a Ripley-analogue character but turned up to 11 to be extra girlbossy
>>214615387I didn't know that, but the way the ship captain said it she made it sound like something they knew of and knew to be fearful of.
>>214615455You're not done yet. Next week you're done.
>>214615495until the next season
>>214613722I have not watched the show or seen any of the discussion around it. How is it?
This season had too many "turn your brain off" moments for me to truly enjoy it.>No security around the lab full of Alien lifeforms>11-year-olds wandering around with top security clearance>Nobody noticed their six billion dollar prototypes tracking was turned off
>>214615525Dumb but enjoyable.
>>214615455It's always next week with your kind. Every single thing can be bumped into later. You couldn't stick a shovel in the ground without itemizing it on a list a month and one quarter in advance.Done means done. You don't get to repaint it, or add new rims, or undo the chrome finish, or make commentary on the choice of wood engravings. You accept that your calculations don't dicatate every little choice because most people don't think in testosterone jew script. And who do you have to blame for that? I for one posited that the livestock should be fed fresh fruit instead of onions.>And that's why House Of The Dead was mainstream in the states in place of Ninja Assault
>>214615490Wouldn't know either but was mentioned in one of those alien books. Just randomly came to my mind
>>214615490You should damn well know that since Gorman explained that it's a generic catch all term for unknown alien lifeform. They don't know what they're dealing with and aliens aren't real, but they needed a term to describe Ripley's fiction boogeyman.
>>214615402I'm as racist as they come and I think she's hot af.
>>214616034yes you are a racistyou're only saying that cause shes with a white dude , shes ugly af
I can't defend this show anymore. I was able to stomach most of its contrivances up until this Xenomorph-as-a-pet subplot and Wendy's abrupt heel turn just because Sylvia rebooted Nibs so she wouldn't be homicidal anymore. Such a forced, nonsensical dogshit plot. Unless Ep 8 somehow has a good payoff for this, which it won't because there's no good setup, then this show would be truly a waste.
>>214616070lmao she has European features, she's not a subsaharan monkey
>>214615059He's here to poo not to pi
>M41As have already been in deployment almost 60 years before Aliens happened despite it supposedly being a relatively new gun fielded after 2170 according to the Field Manual>Absolutely no effect on the Xeno when a couple rounds must've landed I can get over issues like the fact that Kirsch caught the chestburster, it's because they have sensors on the island or whatever. But why can't they even respect the established timelines even when they have deliberately condensed all the relevant stuff to the first 2 movies.Fucking hacks.
>>214616344Field Manual is not canon.
the show writers must really hate the source material. teenage girl looking girlboss androids. xenomorphs turned into obedient whiny creatures with homesickness.I just wanna see the eye wreak havoc. Let the eye rape the xenos and everyone else on screen and then let it ride into the sunset on a rocketship. we luv you eye. you were the true xeno fren all along.
>>214616421>Let the eye rape the xenosThe funny part is its already tried, in the Maginot ep when it jumped on the xenomorph and made it panic like a woman with a cockroach crawling on her
>>214613809I like this image. I like that someone made it :)
>>214616547Best scene in the show so far
>>214616355The manual being canon or not, the M41A appearing here also creates the problem with the "prototype" pulse rifle in Romulus which happened after A:E and Alien. I know Romulus was greenlit after A:E but the inclusion of the M41A here is just retarded and again shows they have no idea how to handle the canon. I guess it does mean they built more M41A props which is the only plus side.
Ok wendy being able to hear and communicate with the xeno is already pushing it but why tf does it just instantly obeys her every command like a literal dog :/
>>214616615>>214616547
Did barnacle alien eat anyone yet
>>214613859>ayy lmao
>>214616650Nope. It appears in the background of the ep 8 trailer tho. I expect to be disappointed.
Everyone continues to be completely retarded in this show and every episode is worse than the last, it's cumulative.How can such nonsense be written and greenlit is beyond my comprehension.
>>214614048This is my beautiful xeno nala i got her from the neverland shelter they were going to put her down :~~~{
>>214616640uh because she groomed it for a day or two?HELLO?
>>214614154lol no
>>214613722wtf the hot nerd gets the mommy AND Domino?Lucky bastard
>>214616771show fucking sucks. Writing is ass. They can't even get the xeno movements right.
So, who is the protagonist of this show? >Wendy: sicks the Alien on Prodigy staff and WY soldiers tearing them all to shreds >Morrow: tied up the two Prodigy soldiers and let the ticks drain them of their blood>Kirsh: Let Tootles die a horrible synth death>Nibs: ripped some poor bastard's jaw off>Slightly: killed based Arthur >Smee: helped slightly kill based ArthurBK hasn't killed anyone yetHermit hasn't killed anyone yet but BTFO the disgusting roastie synth NibsDame Sylvia hasn't killed anyone yetAtom Enis hasn't killed anyone yetCurly hasn't killed anyone yetFuck this show. Everyone sucks and Arthur is dead. Nuke everyone already.
>>214613809Crashing this lab... with no survivors!
>>214617002Protagonist doesn't need to be a good guy bro
>>214616771to be fair that's very much in line with at least 3 most recent movies of the franchiseeveryone involved in anything at any level is always supposed to be way dumber than an average person, making sub optimal choices at bestyes those technicians are supposed to be retardedyes those specialists are supposed to be retardedyes those scientists are supposed to be retardedyes those colonists are supposed to be retardedyes those soldiers are supposed to be retardedyes those geniuses are supposed to be retardedyes those kids are supposed to be retarded
>>214616640Xeno is a fucking simp that's why
>>214613772Luckily it's just a small island without any vast jungles for the bugger to hide
>>214617002my impression is that the kids will all die and BK with the other humans will be the true protagonists. something something about the lead nepo lead being insufferable and wanting to write her out. plus it's been confirmed through interviews BK survives and is NOT going to be fed to Eye-kun or the Xenos.
>>214617024>hey ocellus, free me>no, they expect one of us in the lab wreckage, fly bro
pi question was retarded, species can be infinitely smart and just dont think it's important to remember what comes after 3,14
>>214617037Prodigy is the short-bus corporation for the retarded geniuses.
>>214617025Ok. Which person is the protagonist? Wendy the murdering fucking scum? Or is she a good guy because she murders le evil capitalists and soldiers? I know that's the leftist dejure right now but help me out if I'm supposed to not hate her guts because I do. I'm fine with a morally gray protagonist but there's nothing likeable about her. It's not like she's charming, intelligent, witty and kills disgusting prostitutes like Patrick Bateman.
https://youtu.be/BCskGtGTlio?t=15plant bro is mobilizing in episode 8hope he finds a comfy spot to do nothing for the next season
>>214617062My prediction, Yutani grooms Wendy and Wendy's conscience becomes Mother on the Nostromo to go and search for more xenos after her pet gets killed.
>>214617142>do nothing>make zero mistakes>win
>>214617114I think engineer would know that and the eye consuumed the information about engineers via the engineer.Pretty sure the eye will evolve to become the engineers in the future
>>214617114As I already told the dumb fuck yesterday, NASA uses 15 decimal places of Pi for interplanetary navigation because precision is imperative. This is the FTL travel future so why the fuck wouldn't accuracy be important? Read a book, faggot. You're not smart.
>>214617214You were in the thread bartering on about engineers in ESL yesterday and now you're back again doing the same thing. Your ESL is so fucking bad that I can't figure out if you're referring to the Maginot engineer or The Engineers from Ridley's slop and if the latter, no, you dumb fuck, Hawley hates Promtheus and Covenant and is ignoring the black jizz.
>>214617241Maybe the eye creature is just not a scientist in their culture. It would know the kindergarten basics of space and math.
>>214617241not him but there's no FTL travel in alien: earth yet
>>214617062Yeah, I got the impression from ep7 that Kirsh is extremely loyal to BK and I'm glad to know BK survives given how much he makes reddit seethe. They want their supposed Elon analog to die and I'll be happy to see them disappointed.
>>214617295Jokes on you, I wasn't even here yesterday nor have ever mentioned engineers in these threads.I meant the engineer from the tv show called alien earth. Mostly joking that it will now evolve to be the engineers from the movies and invent time travel and sheit. No need to get angry friend.
>>214617352Lmao. LV-426 aka Acheron is 39ly away. That's where the juggernaut was. The Maginot left in 2055 and returned in 2120. They had cryostasis pods for the purpose of not aging during interstellar travel. So, either they got eggs from LV-426 or they travelled even further. You're referring to ep6 where Kirsh talks about Wendy ushering in FTL but that was just the episode's writer being a full-blown retard and FX not proofreading their script.
Timothy Olyphant , the black guy who plays Morrow, and BK are the only good actors on the show, hopefully they get better roles in other shows after this, TO was always a great actor especially in Justified and deadwood. Makes me wanna watch Justified again. Walton Goggins can come on as a villain somehow!
>>214616640Because she's Hawleys original character(do not steal) of course, bitch had already beheaded one with a sword anime style go figure the xenomorph humiliation ritual would continue with the next one becoming her puppy dogThis shit feels like some deviantart fanfiction at this point swear to god
>>214617354The only ones who'll make it to S2 are the only actually good actors: BK, Kirsch and Morrow. It's obvious that the kids are not going to be a factor moving forward. It'll all be wrapped up. I do hope Hermit is killed by Eye-kun, though.
>the show writers must really hate the source material>likes the OC donut steal character that's the biggest fuck you to the source materialYou got played
I really want to see Morrow converse with Boy in the next episode.
>>214617461>S2
>>214617138Yes Wendy is the protag, but it's ok when she murders people, because 1. they are men and 2. they are not fellow marxists
What are the chances Kirsch will turn out to be the first experimental hybrid?I kinda like him being a synth though.I love how much of the show is based on the first scene where they show Marcy and Kirsch talking about the Scorpion (I own scorpions so I think it's extra neat)
best and worst actors on this show?
>>214617432It makes sense to us folks in 2025 who underwent soft disclosure that interstellar travel requires some kind of new approach than rockets, but does it to writers in the 70s? Do we really know that the Nostromo had an FTL drive?
It's been seven episodes and I don't really feel like much has happened. I expect next week ends on some cliffhanger with Wendy helping Morrow escape.
>>214617461the showrunners are retards. they really want the kids storylien to be the center of the show.
>>214617446BK is given a lot of flack for his flamboyant personality and Redditors thinking he's an Elon allegory or some shit but he's a great character. I think the actor could do a Bond villain in the Amazon Bezos movie or a new Dr. Who if RTD is sacked. The black guy i can't really say what role he should do but he's good. Timmy should do more Justified with Boyd>AS I MUSTER BREATH FROM MY LUNGS, IF IT AIN'T RAYLAN GIVENS
>>214617511Best: Olyphant and it's not even closeWorst: Curly
>>214617463 meant for >>214616421
>>214617511>BestKirsch, Kav, Wendy when she's dead pan, Morrow, Curly kinda, Arthur, Psycho Nibs, the one british guy on the ship>WorstSiberia. I think she's too generic and annoying. I really don't find anyone to be particularly bad. They're either all on the same level of fine and decent, except the standouts being great.If anyone says Slightly or the kids then they missed the point
>>214617527I think they'll be written out as the showrunners get a feel for what the audience is responding to or not. Wendy will probably stay on but the others are for sure goners. Although it'd be best if they dropped her being a stupid kid and downloaded an adult personality into her because she's otherwise extremely limited as a character and her heel turn is made all that much worse because of this.
>>214617511Best: Kirsch, Morrow, Kavalier, WendyWorst: Everyone else.Should go without saying since those are the main characters but still.
>>214617446Timothy Olyphant is white and plays Kirsch not Morrow
>>214617530man I miss that show for real, The Shield is so good too. A lot of good actors in the show it is a shame it's such doo doo.
>one week and it's overWHAT THE FUCK WILL I WATCH THENplease don't end. the show itself has been fun e nough and the weekly threads have been a treat. i dont want it to end. I WANT MORE EYE-KUN, WENDY-CHAN, NIBS-TAN AND MORROW AND KIRSCH AND BOY-KUN
>>214617511Best Morrow, Kirsh, Feetboi, Feetboi henchmanWorst Hermit, Nibs
>>214617530I mean it does feel analogous>Five big tech firms controlling the world>Super rich want to import illegal aliens to exploit>Zoomer(Wendy) prioritises dangerous aliens over her own
This is Wendy by season 3 guys.
>>214617511Worst is the security chick with red dyed hair
>>214617432>but that was just the episode's writer being a full-blown retard and FX not proofreading their script.going to keep referencing it until they're forced to address it. so yeah in alien earth there is no FTL. noah hawley said he's ignoring everything anyways, so alright, let's see what he can do with his magical writing ability in his new alien reboot where FTL doesn't exist.
>>214617657LOL am i the only who thinks they'll kill Wendy and the kids off? and if S2 is greenlit, it'll be a radically different premise. plus the show already exists as its own, so all bets are off.
>>214617652Although scheming Morrow was more interesting than marines Morrow.
>>214617657h-hot... reminds me of the Zerg queen from Starcraft.
>>214617511The worst was the British-Indian doctor on the Maginot. Really poor and hammy British acting that felt out of place on the show.
>>214617656Ehhh, it's stretching it by a lot. I'd say he has more in common with L from Death Note than Elon.
>>214617715You're right, I wouldn't be surprised if he took some inspiration from L.
>>214617446Justified was too: "episodic crime of the week" for me after a few epsThe only carryover was the battered wife wanting him and his ex wife.
>>214617657>Marvel 2022>mutt protags
>>214617739It's a great thing too because it makes Boy such a memorable and enjoyable character. very anime-ish in a tasteful way.
>>214617680I almost hope they don't kill Wendy, cause if they do you know they're just gonna make another teenage girlboss character for S2 and I'd rather as little of those kinds of characters as possible
What's so significant about Olyphant? Everyone is like they know that guy. Was he in Promotheus or the other crap?
>>214617680We'll see, I think the Wendy actress is doing a good job. Honestly the hybrid actors are all doing pretty well as 'awkward neuro-spicy teen geniuses', they're just not playing these roles against a realistic seeming hyper-corporation. It's kind of frustrating this show. It's got a lot of functional parts that all work well, but they aren't fitting together.
>>214613988incest fu
If they kill Wendy off it'll be at the start of season 2 and it will entirely be because of how fucking weird her actress treated everything and how distant she tried to be from any promo shit. She dead ass hates the show and show runners for whatever reason
>>214617816DeadwoodJustifiedHitman movieThe CraziesThe Girl Next DoorScream 2Live Free or Die HardSanta Clarita DietHe's a God tier actor it just sucks less people know of him mainstream.Same with Goggins tho he is in that Fallout show now so normies know him and that Lotus show.
>>214617511BestKirsh and MorrowWorstSaharan and Hermit
>>214617512>Do we really know that the Nostromo had an FTL drive?Yes. The nostromo was 10 months away from Earth when they got the distress beacon from LV-426, meaning they were at least 39 light years from Earth and it would take 10 months to return. >soft disclosure Oh no. You're one of those UFO retards that think dumbass pilots aren't colossal retards?
>>214617816I only know him from Scream 2 and honestly that's enough for me. Kino then, kino now
>>214617461I hope so too and it's nice to find a fellow BK enjoyer. The guy playing Arthur was quite good too but bad things happen to good people, I guess. RIP.
>>214617828you know this nigga feet be smelling like crazy up in there
>>214617961Your feet don't smell if you don't wear shoes.
>>214617910>Oh no. You're one of those UFO retardsNah, not really, but sci-fi media of the last 30 years has done a lot to raise awereness of our place in the cosmos, and what is actually required to explore space. My grandma didn't know anything about hyperspace, but mom does understand the necessity for it.
>>214617652Agree with this but Hermit is in based mode and fried the slut and made zoomie feminist bowl cut seethe so he's OK to me for now
>>214617872There won't be a season 2. There was never intended to be. And I can't blame her at all, the show is embarrassingly bad and I wouldn't be proud of it either.
>>214617961Unironically it's the socks and shoes that make feet smell particularly bad.
>>214617641Same. It has been nice having a show to look forward to. I binged that new king of the hill season recently too
>>214617679The show is full of anachronisms like this so I wouldn't expect it to be addressed desu. Noah and his writing room kind of forgot they had the Maginot travelling at FTL.
Finally watched episode 7Hermit is an idiot, should've let his sister kill the soldiers
>>214617641>>one week and it's over>WHAT THE FUCK WILL I WATCH THENTerminal List Dark Wolf
>>214618040The acting skills are just fine, I just think the guy looks like a whiny bitch with his giant head.
>>214618033Based. My grandmother is dead and my mother can't remember anything i tell her longer than 5 minutes. Enjoy your smart mother anon.
>>214618102Not really, it was literally the only option to stop everything. If he lets her continue then what? They kill the two other soldiers and then they die because if they try to escape the ship will just be blown up. You also risk Wendy finishing the call to the xeno, forcing mass bloodshed (even the xeno even manages to reach the massive group of soldiers protected by a long dock with perfect line of sight). And STILL then, the ship will be blown up because they probably have torpedos or other defense systems. It was really the only option
>>214617816diamond dozen stoic white guy roles
>>214618160>can't remember anything i tell her longer than 5 minutes. My father, almost 70, has reached this level and is frustrating and depressing.
>>214618128He ugly like me and therefore I have a bond with him. >>214618191Based and correct. >>214618226I'm sorry to hear it, anon. It really does suck.
>>214617896>>214617951>>214618209Thanks anons, I thought people remembered him for the alien franchise, and I vaguely remember that old white guy in a wheel chair from Prometheus, and I thought they were somehow related.
>>214617641Dark Matter S2 is coming either by the end of the year or early next yearSilo S3 same as aboveTerminal List (and Dark Wolf spinoff) S2 next year
>>214613766AvP had the best Xenomorph design by far.
>>214617896>GogginsYou forgot Predators where he called a predator a fagI read a behind the scenes that all the animoscity between him and the death squad guy wasn't even in the script but they filmed it anyway. Then when the director complimemted his great method acting he just said "haha yeah, method..." and winked
>>214616771They dont care about content, they just need something to launder money and get a tax write off. Their goal is mediocrity.
>>214613985This show was incredibly already bad and dumb before that, but its fate is sealed with that for sure.
>>214617816Justified is one of the nest shows of all time and by far, BY FAR, the show with the nest dialogue in the last 20 years. Can't recommend it enough. I watch it every year.
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>>214618281>Silo S3 same as aboveSilo is terrible. Not even mommy Ferguson can save it.
>>214618364>nestBest lol
>>214617511best:kirsh, morrow and smeeworst:everyone else
>>214613772This is completely opposite of what the Alien aesthetic is. An alien in a natural environment just feels wrong. The Alien is supposed to reside in artificial environments where it can blend in. Seriously what are these retard writers thinking?
>>214613809the show will end with a cliffhanger and the eye thingy infecting boy kavalier.
>>214618378S1 was great, S2 dropped the ball, S3 will pick up again (based on the book story)
>>214618364>nest dialogueIt's for the birds
>>214618281>Dark MatterLame and pozzed.>SiloLike anon said, a pozzed piece of shit not salvagable even with Ferguson as the lead.>Terminal List: Dark Wolfi've heard great things. loved the first season. incredibly based and patriotic even though i'm not a yank.>>214618109will do.
>>214618431It's an Alien nest obviously, it fits!
>one more episode and it's overSeason 2 in 2026 r-right???? Or atleast a new alien movie to keep us from waiting???Also, anyone hyped for Predator: Badlands?We had a good run right now...>2022: Prey>2024: Alien Romulus>2025: Predator Killer of Killers, Alien Earth, Predator Badlands
>>214618459Neither DM nor Silo are pozzed. I don't watch or recommend pozzed shows You are talking out of your ass. Give them a try and then come back. Call me names if I mislead you. I never do.
Morrow not expecting some kind of heavy defense by Prodigy/Kirsh was kinda retarded.Also, the soldiers should have start shooting the second nibs went schizo mode.
>>214618496We are lucky the new chief of 20th century is a big alien and predator fan
Smee is the absolute best actor for the children. He encapsulates a child's personality perfectly in an adult body. Isaac was decent too
>>214618496I didn't like Prey, but yeah, it's a great time to be an Alien and/or Predator fan. We are eating good.
>>214613722Didn’t know he was hitting Zazie. Lucky bastard.
>>214618546>it's a great time to be an Alien and/or Predator fanWe've gotten nothing but shit for 2 decades except for Romulus
>>214618504Remind me about that couple in the very first ep of silo again
>>214618496How did avp get so much good content but star wars....get shit?
>>214618556>Be sad killed off in first season of show>Go home and plough zazie's cheeks Good life. He deserves it.
>>214618507Bigger issue is trusting someone 65 years in the past to be able to function in a role like this so soon.Granted he can download shit into his brain I guess, but still it's a bit silly.
>>214617463biggest fuck you to the material? nope. but I love a spectacular crash.Im not sure what is their biggest mistake, but the eye being possibly more menacing is not one of them, quite the opposite. they just played it out extremely stupid and the alien vs eye scene was obviously mr eye having insane plot armor and it was retarded. introducing an even scarier monster that is creepy, parasitic, resilient and very inteligent, could have been done extremely well. instead they let it sit caged for a last episode of alien vs eye during the chaos. I hope they not let the season end on a cliffhanger or some to be continued bs.we have 40 minutes of runtime left. too lil time to fix the show or give it a meaningful uplift.the biggest fuck you were communicating with xenos, did that fucker complain about being too far from home? wtf. did that fucker just become like a trained animal, white knighting for the android teenage girl bitch just because she could exchange a few words with it? fuck that shit. give me the eye, let it fuck everything, thats the only way to make the finale episode decent. Eye supremacy, everyone rekt, forget about show in 2 weeks and see you in 2 years from now on s2 release.
Who will get the eye and will he talk?What is Kirsch master plan?I hate Curly
>>214616615>SUPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!>REEEEEE!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!All hail Eyeball Supreme!
>>214618598Rashida is not white and appeared in ine episode.
>>214618667>biggest fuck you to the material?The biggest fuck you to the source material is putting the xenomorph in a green, natural environment.
>>214618540Me and my brother say the same thing about Smee. Actor truly understood the assignment unlike the rest of them.
>>214618735>I hate CurlyWhy? She hasn't hurt anyone, loves her new mummy and she's loyal to based BK.
>>214618786Curly when she catches herself smiling and when she flips that switch
>>214617961the thing that smalls is sweaty dirttake one away and there's no bad smellbare feet will sweat less and won't smell even if dirty, unless you're a sweaty fuck or it's particularly hot etckeep your feel socks and shoes clean and even if your feet sweat they won't smell
THEY KILLED NIBS
>>214618496I liked Prey but really disliked Killer of Killers. I'll watch Badlands but expectations are low now.
Let's just make S2 Smee and Curly going on adventures
>>214618378especially since she's shit
>>214618934Buplet to the shoulder is insta survival in any movie with a human.No way it kills a megabot
>>214618934I wish. She's alive.
>>214619009Hirsch and Marrow can be the odd couple parents
>>214618934Morrow said that zapping gun was non lethal. Even though it really LOOKS like it blew her brains out.
>>214619029The question I have is why is Curly locked up? She was loyal. The rest deserve to be locked up.
>>214619052kirsh aand morrow adventuring would be cool
>>214618496>>2022: Preytotal fucking garbage>>2024: Alien Romulustotal fucking garbage>>2025: Predator Killer of Killersdon't care>>Alien Earth started ok is shit>>Predator Badlandstotal fucking garbage AND shitty fanning
>>214617142thanks for pointing it outlooks like a vampire squid
>>214619009>s2
>>214619065The same zap incapacitates an ayyy a bot and still doesn't kill a human?
>>214619101Correct. They were all shit. I thought only redditors liked Prey. Disappointed to see a 4channer praise it but they praised Silo so I shouldn't be surprised.
>>214619128Yeah. I dont know how it work. That thing looks like a death ray.
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH*wheeze*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
The zap of the gun probably refixed Nibs, giving her memories back but correcting the issues. She'll still be ruthless but she won't be in a psychosis
>>214619166Stop laughing. This is a multi trillion tv show.
>>214619166
This is what Alien is about now.
>>214619197absolutely disgusting
>>214618773I think critical drinker said it best during prometheus. 'you dont show the alien during daylight, its ridicilous' and it makes total sense. strips the monster of all of its powers.so its not just running around in lush greenery during daylight, but its the man's best friend too as long as you can talk to it. total character assasination.I say let the eye rule with an iron fist until we get another mediocre and messy alien refresh in a few years.
>>214619065zapping gun is always just perfect for whatever it targets even for the first time, xenomorph, human or synthalso just perfect stun rods for huggers and flies without any trials or time for extensive studies to make an educated guessmeanwhile we can't set the police tasers to work with a decent reliability on baseline humans
>>214619197embarrassing
>>214619197>vitiligo AlienNot even them are safe from this shit.
>>214619157palpatine force lightning
>>214619166>[screeching]arent we all lmaoI wonder when will sexualized big booby xenos become part of canon.
>>214613766AVP mogs.
>>214616632anon there is no canon , its a dumpster fire cash grab
>>214619375>I and II what about people who hate Aliens and only consider the original classic the onlyl Alien film.
>>214619197>Im gonna name him Sprinkles. he is a good boy.
>>214619409AVP 1 was kino. I wanted to like the sequel but it was too dark.
>>214619445Yeah, sequel was complete ass. Still better than Alien Earth, I guess. But a shame nonetheless.
>>214619166the way the alien moves is so hilariouswhen he deadfalls on the guy and pins him to the ground and has trouble biting him because it's head is too long and he can't bend it so they just half ass itwhy can't they hire someone with some knowledge of directing and filming action to help?would spare some of the retarded editinghonestly I would prefer they offscreen it at this point this is just another embarrassing detriment to the showthe show peaked in episode 2 pic rel scene and never recoveredit was 5 leagues ahead of anything else, it had it all, great atmosphere, great aesthetics, great dialogue, great acting, great drama, and so on and onthey absolutely lost the ball after that
>>214619375Alien, Prometheus, Covenant, Isolation and (surprisingly) Romulus are OG/RidleyverseAliens, 3, 4 et al are Cameroon/Fox/DisneyslopAylmao Earth is the retard that needs to taken out the back and be fed to the wolves
>>214619217lainey face
>>21461933010 meter long anaconda tailinto the trash
>>214619491maan, that goon stash must be vile if my nigga RoboCoon is sweating so much
>>214619445>wanted to like the sequel but it was too dark.Should have seen that coming with the R rating. Of course humans wouldnt win
>>214619499>and (surprisingly) Romulusfuck right off, you slop guzzler. Only the original Alien in 1979 matters. MAYYYYBE, and this is a big maybe, i'd consider Alien 3.
>>214619445avp is garbage, avp2 is kino
>>214615525if you're really into the Alien extended lore than there are enough easter eggs here to keep you interested. If you're looking for a good show to watch keep on looking.
>>214619594That, and the movie was literally too dark (as in way too hard to see what is happening half the time). It was not really a well made movie. And I did personally hate how all the human characters die. A lot of time was spent trying to get you invested in the romance between the two leads only for that to unceremoniously end.
>>214617187that's a decent way to salvage this shit show and tie it back into canon. will NEVER happen.
>>214615525You will probably be entertained, but it is very stupid and kind of shit. Definitely don't think it will ever be canon with the films.
>>214619217>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO>HOW DARE YOU STUN MY MURDEROUS FRIEND THAT JUST RIPPED SOMEONE'S JAW OFF
>>214617954everything about Arthur was perfectly cruel. adds a lot of dread and weight to the show seeing its one good and kind character be given such a gruesome and undignified death.
>>214619864When did she develop such an attachment to Nibs when they barely talked if at all before Ep 6 that she turns on Boy and her own brother. Such shitty fucking writing. plus she's alive in the preview and rebooted so this means nothing. such a crap show.
>>214619491>why can't they hire someone with some knowledge of directing and filming action to help?Dude, they couldn't even bother to hire a xenomorph actor with the right body type. Previous ones where turbo lanklets meanwhile this fucker is a 6 feet manlet. I think an older one even had a contortionist to really sell the xenomorph's freakiness.>>214619445It had one of the sickest xenomorphs to date, gotta love it
>>214616789Kek
>>214616640I guess they are genetically predisposed to a matriarchal social order? They obey the queens in other movies, but still I shouldn't have to make excuses for them.
>>214619937>I think an older one even had a contortionist to really sell the xenomorph's freakiness.They got one guy with Marfan syndrome for C*venant, now that's appropriate for a suit actor, not the shit we got for Alien Erf.
>>214619606Taste is irrelevant, nigger. It's just a clinical divide between takes on the creature and the universe rules. Ridley's take is more mysterious, Cameron's is BUG HUNT THE BITCH IS BACK BITCH. Romulus a mediocre shit but it's still part of the former.
>>214619937>>214620050Turns out I was wrong, they got him for motion capture. Either way, you're right, they need a lanket for the Alien or it will look like shit.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Botet
>>214617816he's a flaming homosexualthat's quite fashionable, these daysthis is not a good thing at all
>>214620043That's Cameron slop nonsense. Aliens is not canon and so far, this is Aliens tier.
>>214620177>Aliens is not canon
>>214618377what a retarded phenotype, lol
>>214618521nono, we aren't>>214618546we're eating slopshit, even
>>214620205look away from the mirror
>There was a moment Ridley told me that what he wanted to do was that he wanted to have the xenomorph kill Ripley and then get on the radio and mimic her voice and then head off to Earth. He didn't do that, but he had that thought, and so I think there is something to that idea. That sort of invasion of the body snatchers idea is still really scary
>>214616640I think the point is that the alien mistakes Wendy for the queen because Wendy is an artificial being like the xenomorphs are
>>214620255I cant picture an alien talking like a girl
>>214616615makes it look really tarded
>>214620255The minute an Alien speaks English the franchise is dead.
>>214619550>10 meter long anaconda tail>into the trash????>excuse me sir, there is too much alien in my alien franchiseavp needed physically enchanced xenos to overpower the screen presence of 500+ lbs predators. a 7'8" 550" prepared predator would rip a xenussy on the twink aliens you see in 1-4. the og alien would be over in 10 minutes with a predator on board. just a minute of rip and tear and the rest of the 9 minutes is ripley kneeling in front of a big predator cock and Ohh Boyy let me tell you that her pubes are bulbous!!!
>>214620043>all it takes for a xeno to follow and obey is being female, not afraid and hissing at it>chest burster in random ship hides away>female ship cat finds it >xeno thinks it's his mommy
>>214620310Wendy communicating with it is already pushing it. I'm honestly hoping this shit gets cancelled so we get no season 2
>>214620255>producers save yet another movie from RetardleyA shame he produce his turds nowadays.
>>214620332I think its the combination of being female and speaking the "language", I don't even know why I'm defending it this show was made by windowlickers.
>>214620250>y-y-y-y-youalways the most pathetic answer, faggot
>>214618546>I didn't like the last serving, no>hey boys we're eating good
>>214620338Why are you here and watching the show if you don't like it?
>>214620202Did I stutter?>>214620255If only he did this, we'd be spared all these slop sequels and spin-offs.
>>214620205Turn your monitor on
>>214620526>I didn't like it so its not canonsure kid
>>214620327>to offset for the predator having advantage I will write the predator loosing like a bitch!great reasoning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r2M3upyTGA
>>214620747also don't make your action sequence into a WWF match
>>214620669>every Alien 3 haterCucks get filtered by characters dying in a fucking horror franchise
>>214620509I have to know how the massacred my boy
>>214617511Best actor is the big alien plant..
>>214620669Again, did I stutter?
>>214620872No, you can't stutter when you type. Dipshit.
>>214620747>>214620813yeah but they couldnt get that guy, because he was the ultimate predator. he even rekt a giant alien queen. predators werent a bitch for a minute, they were challenging themselves.I think avp estabilished logical and clear hierarchy. xenos>predators. this needed a slightly physical bump in the aliens' physique. a lil bit of peds, just usual hollywood stuff.it was a mediocre action movie anyway, pg18 but made for 12 year olds. making the aliens normal sized, creepy, stalking and opportunistic would have needed a smarter plot and way better production team and polish. instead its a coke fuelled simple action flick.
>>214620826Newt and Hicks dying horribly is perfectly in-line with the Lovecraftian, hostile but also uncaring very old universe. Everything dies, including kids and lots of very good people. It's incredibly juvenile to seethe over their deaths.
>>214621149its not that they died, its that they died between movies just to reset Ripley's social timeline. Killing characters people like is not the problem, eliminating them from the story with a hand wave is.
>>214613961What about the rhino one? Or the action figure that has exposable orange/red quills like a porcupine or the flying one with blue wings or..?
Why the FUCK would an Alien know Pi??
>>214621201They could not come back due to the passing of time and conflicts and personal issues etc. They had to be killed. Cope and seethe. The universe doesn't care.
>>214615182The ship had detailed specie readouts for each and that info is now likely in Prodigy's hands. Although I forget exactly what data Morrow was deleting in the ship when he first encountered the indian synth. Also the actor playing the black synth and low sperm count are/were the best actors in this series (aside from Olyphant who I already know can act). Or maybe those are just the three characters I like in the show.
>>214621287It's a common assumption and theory that all math is a universal constant, and therefore any sufficiently intelligent sentient species would know pi and other similar numbers and concepts.
>>214621287they would certainly know the value, but they would have no clue what "pi" is or how to notate it in a way we would understand or even understand the question because it was asked in fucking english. damn I hate this show.
>>214621287Why wouldn't an alien know half the circumference of any circle to its diameter? Why wouldn't an alien know primes (contact)? Math and geometry are universal languages.
>>214616615>Your creepy intergalactic monster, sir
>>214616070Zazzie beets or w/e her name is - is probably one of the two only currently hot black actors out there. Flopspoken being the other one. Neither have the bizarrely enlarged lips/nostrils and bulging eyes that most blacks have.
>>214621352Adding to this, it's why the message Carl Sagan attached to the Voyager probe in the 70's is mostly numerical values.
>>214621287>>214621352>>214621373It's absolutely retarded they included that. The alien would have no way to know what base the humans are using to represent that constant, even if it knows it. Imagine just being shown 3 strange symbols and someone telling you "what's the next one in the sequence?".
>>214621380It could be expressed or understood in a very different way than numericals by Alien life even if the underlying concepts are universal. I had the same thought as >>214621373 but the main way around it would be that it sort of absorbs prior knowledge from hosts so it having embodied the spaceship's engineer could have gotten it up to speed on basic expressions of mathmatic concepts.
>>214621373That's why he wrote in decimals on his hand you retard. And if you think aliens couldn't convert decimals into binary you're an idiot who needs to read more Frank Drake. Seeing 3.14 would mean the Alien knows it's a base 10 decimal system. Anyway, It's hyper intelligent so why not.
>>214621486>Seeing 3.14 would mean the Alien knows it's a base 10 decimal systemGo ask Grok what's Pi in base 11 and the consider killing yourself
>>214621476it's been there for decades observing humans and probably got some information from the human it possesed
>>214621543>Go ask Grok>killing yourselfSounds like you're on your way lmao @ using fucking grok for anything you absolute pleb
1st ep 6/102nd ep 5/103rd ep 4/104th ep 3/105th ep 2/106th ep 1/107th ep I'm out nigga this shit whack
>>214616177I wanna lick the sweat of her chest with my bare tongue
Can't be arsed to read the thread but the consensus is that this is absolute fucking shit right?
>>214621572That was for your convenience, nigger. Did you convert it or not? Imagine seeing 3 strange symbols and automatically assume what base it is.
>>214621561Not decades actually. Decades on Earth, yes. Not that long for the crew of the ship. Time is relative in space. It could be 50 years ago or 200 years from now in Earth time depending on where you are in the galaxy.
>>214621287to parasitize ith wheels
>>214621643Better than this movie.
>>214621543
Someone make a new bread.I don't know how to
>>214617511Best: Smee, MorrowWorst: Indian booba woman from the ship
>>214621128the inexperienced novices should be able to handle 1 xeno most of the timehaving 1 xeno killing 2 out of 3 preds is just shitwrite it differently1 xeno killing 2 preds out of 5 would be a different thingand obviously have more xenos
>>214621792I thought you hated AI? There is a logical gap in the AI's "thought process" and that is knowing what value each symbol represents. I googled "weird symbols" and I copied some shit I found. Here:This is pi in an unknown base, can you guess what it is?.You are the exact same type of mongoloid these braindead writers are writing for. Unbelievable.
>>214621711Ah okay
>>214618496A modern 8 episode TV show takes at least 3 years to make now sweaty because... FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
>>214621778That's a very low bar, but even then I don't think I agree with you
>>214618496Bait
>>214621890Oh yeah I totally forgot 4chan strips weird unicode symbols. Nevermind that here's some weird symbols I found on google, in picture form this time, and I'm claiming they represent the starting digits of Pi. Could you guess what base it is? Of course not. You don't know a priori what each symbol represents. You are the type of retard these writers are writing for.
>>214621287Eyeballs are round.
>>214621349morrow copied all the subjects data and wiped the ship's banksmorrow seems to be the most capable actor based on those scenes on the shipgreat delivery and nuancethey stopped trying after that
>>214622003Okay genius. How would you represent this interaction, then? Within the context of presenting π / 3.14 to a highly intelligent alien species? And in a way in which is accessible to retards. Go on. Amaze us.
>>214619166Jumanji 4 is looking like shit
>>214622068doesn't need to be PI at allthis is a solved problem tackled before numerous timesthere's so many leaps with the way it was done it's just crock of shit
>>214622068Are you an intern working for the showrunners or something? Looks like you took it personally. The truth is there was no need for this scene because we already know the creature is highly intelligent. I bet one of those mouthbreathers suggested having the creature somehow know the rules of chess and beating Boy Kavalier in a match.
>>214622003you'd know if you were literally inside someone's head
>>214622003Do these random symbols represent pi? If not, then fuck off and stop being retarded. You're just presenting gibberish as justification for an alien not being capable of interpreting our decimal system. I guess Frank Drake is a retard and should have consulted your esteemed self before putting this math on voyager?
>>214622198boy wonder doesn't fucking know about thathe was just assuming retarded shitgenius trillionaire
>>214622249I had to go back and check on the episode where Boy Kavalier explained to the Mr Eye what each symbol represents like in your picture but I couldn't find it. Could you give me a timestamp?
>>214622249The only legit explanation is the eye learning human numbers when it took the Maginot engineer as host, anything else is pure bullshit.
>>214622283You're watching a TV show made for retards you anally retentive, pedantic fucking retard. They didn't bother with the rigmarole of all that and skipped it. Imagine being such an egotist that you think someone from the show would lurk on this shitbox of a site. You're as bad as the poltards thinking the jews care about this irrelevant shithole and actively patrol it.
>>214622261i don't see how that's a problem. what else could he do than try some math shit?it's common scifi trope. maath is universal language. it's almost like you've never seen any scifi shows or movies or read any books before this or heard of messages send out to space in real life.
