>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Have rough sex with Spinelli under the jungle gym. Put fake vomit on my carpet. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the only part of childhood I got left.
I'm guessing this keeps being posted because it's a rare profound moment in an otherwise predictable kid's show that I'm too old to enjoy
>>214634490It keeps getting posted because the autist got a bunch of (You)'s from it once and he wants to get more.
>>214634496This and it takes mods like months to realize it’s repost spam for them to finally ban it, which doesn’t matter because they come right back to post it
>parents letting their kids go outside unsupervisedThat wasn't even a thing when this movie came out.
>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation?>Play spin the bottle with the neighbour kids hoping to kiss your crush. She makes out with another kid in front of everyone while the girl you get refuses to kiss you because "eww its Anon".>Meet bullies in the forest when you try to spend time by yourself. They molest you and share pictures with the rest of the school>Don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the only part of childhood I got left.
>>214634470>Have rough sex with Spinelli under the jungle gym.I don't remember that line.>>214634490It's a decent line from the movie after they essentially reworked Prickly and Finster into more sympathetic figures, but I honestly prefer the early episodes in which they are presented as full-on villains, OP's pic isn't actually from the movie but from an early episode in which Prickly holds a contest to make a kid principal for one day and then rigs it so TJ wins and he can exploit the opportunity to mold him into another Menlo, initially TJ does the usual and completely undermines the rules of the school until Prickly flatters him into megalomania, at which point TJ very quickly morphs into an authoritarian figure, which not only compounds the later episode in which TJ takes over the economy of the playground in a similarly despotic fashion, but is also massively more entertaining that Prickly simply being an overly emotional old man.Another early highlight is the episode in which Finster forces TJ to stand on a chalk square for five minutes and he literally loses his mind.
Was this show a homage on the A-Team? I used to watch it back in the day and it felt like I missed some references
it's prickly that doesn't know how good he's got it. i'd love to see recess remade where the whole school is some 90% black shithole and there is no whoopie cushions or "pranks" anymore just stabbings, shootings, and the occasional sexual assault
I remembered this cartoon and the movie and remembered the 1970s music parts,It always hit me as kinda odd, like this cartoon was made by a boomer, kids dont give a shit about the 1970s
>>214634627One of the best episodes they ever did was the one that was about that mud war that mimicked old war movies like All Quiet Along The Western Front.
>>214634676Oh, we can have pranks, except the pranks are getting sucker punched and if you defend yourself, you get jumped.
>>214634676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyVW9bCzyoc
>>214634627Thanks for the trivia. I won't be watching but it's food for thought about writing.
>implying rough sex with Spinelli under the jungle gym isn't Prickley's move
>>214634470there are people (even on this board) who unironically consider this "deep"
>I'll give you secret Detweiler, right now you think 12 year girls are gross the thought of kissing them is repugnant, you laugh at their undeveloped pubescent bodies their braces the unkempt innocence of youth, but when you're an adult you'd do anything to be with one even if meant spending the rest of your life in jail
>>214634470Man I miss this show so much. So many amazing episodes and consistent humour.
>>214635213Kek
>>214635213true
>he enjoyed childhood
>>214634627They aren't really villains though. Kids are just terrible to deal with and be around. They treat a school, public playground as some tribalistic bullshit, ruled by a "king." Yet they hate authority and titles anywhere else. Seriously rewatch the show or any show with kid protagonists like Malcolm or Hey Arnold, 99% of the time they cause their own problems.
>>214634670More like The Great Escape. Especially the theme song.
>>214634592Brutal, godspeed anon.
>>214634470My childhood sucked. Being an adult is fucking awesome.
>>214634627>>214636256Its from the pov of the kids. They seem like villains at first but they get to know them better over the course of the school year
>>214636256>99% of the time they cause their own problems.yeah almost like they are kids. really makes you think
>>214637106Pretty much the same. Parents don't realize the gift they're giving you when they put you through a shit ass childhood. It's all uphill from there kek
>>214634470>Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars.>mfw every American experienced this exact childhood up until 2001
>>214635213jeffy come on he's just a kid
>>214634470Why is she like this?
Does someone got the greentext of T.J. after he became an adult?
>>214634470This stuck with me...
>>214634490there was a bunch of these little wisdom nuggets sprinkled across the 90s kid shows.some more than others.(the cartoons were written by people with Ivy League degrees back when they actually meant something)
>>214638063What are the wisest cartoons, anon?
>>214634592Pathetic
>>214634470https://archive.org/details/recess-next-bell-pitch-bible/page/n2/mode/1upHow do you feel about the scrapped reboot, /tv/?
>>214638150Batman (Lot of classic tropes retold in episodes.Gargoyles (lot of Shakespeare).ReBoot (Especially starting in Season 3 where it becomes the Odyssey)Mighty Max.Pretty much everything back then had something to teach.Even X-Men had some surprisingly really good stuff in there:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNTMqoQyk6E
>>214638203>Spinelli sees TJ in the audience at a show which inspires her to leave her lesbian punk band and do something with her life>Fucks the black sports chad (not TJ) and gets pregnant Humiliation ritual lmfao
>>214634551>That wasn't even a thing when this movie came out.lol
>>214634592>Meet bullies in the forest when you try to spend time by yourself. They molest you and share pictures with the rest of the schoolAnon, wtf?
i don't remember a single summer vacation nor do i want to
>>214634592Haha
>>214639680You mean to tell me you don't remember that time when New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits and Chinese food made you sick?
>>214638203>Spinelli gets BLACKED by Vince>Mikey becomes an Indian guru then fucking dies>Gus is a trannyWe really dodged a bullet, huh.
>>214638150Avatar: The Last Airbender has a ton of wisdom but none of the subsequent series will ever be like that. It can have a Siddhartha thing where you must experience it to receive it though.The DCAU culminating in JLU (which is practically adult animation) has the best role models.
You took my chick. You took my job.
>>214634470Why are all adult (boomers) so mean and abusive to children if they were once children and supposedly understand their plight? This dialogue is literally a psyop.
>>214634676This is why I can’t take older generations or older movies “problems” seriously. This must be how the third world felt in the 90s watching America find a way to bitch about living in paradise. I see old people at my work begging for a cost reduction bc their social security is a fixed income and any price increase causes them to literally starve. Go fuck yourself you grew up in the most prosperous time in history for 70 years and couldn’t save any money or plan for retirement? I will look you in the eyes and watch you starve. It’s dysgenic honestly these people would have been phased out long ago and could never make it now. Nothing worse than an old loser.
>>214639753no not really. i'm not from the us btw
>>214639820I’ll also add they usually end up killing themselves so they don’t become a “burden” Old boomers will run out of budget and blow their brains out. Kek, that’s actually how I got my house. Boomy went blam and his lesbian daughter all the way in California was too stupid to sell the house for what it was worth. Kek that’s his legacy. A fail child and suicide alone with his last moments in shame.
>>214639882Heh.
>>214634627>after they essentially reworked Prickly and Finster into more sympathetic figuresWeekend at Muriel's was years before the movie. The teachers and adults always had their more sympathetic moments, even in the beginning
>>214639959Kids these days don’t know strugg-ACK
>>214634490Recess was ahead of it's peers when it came to administering some kind of life lesson. I have been watching The Weekenders with my kids and despite remembering Tino's mom dispensing wisdom constantly, the show really doesn't do that shit with any regularity and a lot of episodes are really one-note issues among the friend group. Recess was casting a far wider net with it's plots.
>>214640058this, that's an early episode.Pretty sure the Ep where muriel and the janitor are in love and happy, and the whole school falls into disrepair is an early one, too
>>214634592>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation?>making ragecomics, getting banned for making Naruto threads on /a/, being called a summer child, masturbating for 7 hours on sadpanda, getting muted and shunned by your XBL friends for being a tryhard scrub-lord squeaker, having to play ranked team dubs with the 20 yo autistic British guy on your friends list …
>>214640060i know two boomers that tried to upgrade from a really nice house to an absolute mansion when the markets were shit and they wound up in a place that was smaller. Never was reported exactly how they killed themselves but people who knew them say it was just a bunch of prescription medication taken all at once
>>214640060I don't even blame them because being old sounds awful if you're in chronic pain and shitting yourself
>>214640750They do it because they run out of money and can’t cope. Despite having everything handed to them. You would have to TRY to fuck up as bad as they did.
>>214639803>please do your homework>don't break the rules>don't mix chemicals on the playground>don't dig tunnelsYes, the adults are true monsters for not wanting the kids they have to look after kill/ hurt themself or others.
>>214639803We get it, you’re transgender. You didn’t need to make a whole post about it.
>>214639820My parents are boomers so I'm inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt. The question is how responsible our surroundings are to how we think versus what values we should learn from others.There's no quick answer and if we were 100% programmable there would be no dissent
>>214640858>do your homeworkThey were just in school for 11 hours.>don’t break the rulesYeah like sit there and learn about MLK and the Holocaust and how you’re evil for being white.>Dont mix chemicals on the playground.But the guidance counselor will recommend a doctor mixes chemicals to feed your newly diagnosed mental disorder, trooning you out.>Dont dig tunnels.But jews are allowed to with impunity…
Thank goodness that the leaked sequel never came to be.
>>214634490It's good
>>214634551Meh
>>214635213Uhhhhhh
>>214637106Citation needed
>>214634627One of my favorite episodes was " The Ratings Game" where the Ashley's rank everyone and it screws with the playground.
>>214638203I refuse to read it but this stuff>>214639299>>214639760Can't be real wtf...
>>214634551Absolutely was, I started going to the park unsupervised at like 7 or 8
>>214638203>subverting expectationsWhy do producers have such a hard on for this concept?
>>214634551It became a lot less frequent after 9/11. 9/11 fundamentally changed the US.
>>214634592Ouch!
>>214634470>So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Have rough sex with Spinelli under the jungle gym.
>>214638203I want to believe they made this as repugnant as possible so it wouldn't be picked up and ruin the original.
>>214641585>translation>HAHAHA LOOK BLACKS SUCK IT EVERYONE IS A NOG NOWlol
>>214641585Because it’s easier to make something bad and pretend it was on purpose than it is to make something good
>>214640858The adults forced browns in to their schools so they could save $50 on their weekly lawn care
>>214634490Precisely>adults are cartoon characters who actively seek out killing completely legitimate fun>one day the writers decide to plant a little nugget that portrays the adult Nazi characters as just grown kids who "aren't all that bad" that COMPLETELY CHANGES HOW WE SEE THEM!In the moment as a slightly older kid it's a whoa moment, but they're all caricatures anyway, and they all fucking suck anyhow.
>>214634490>>predictable kid's show>he hasn't seen the best episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7WPeUpcBlgWriting that single episode is unironically better in many adult cartoons, even if rest of show is shit
I remember recess being boring because of how much of the show is the recess crew going to one of the many other kid factions and appealing to their kid leader for some bullshit.
>>214634551>2001I was in fifth grade in 2005 and it was still a thing then. It just wasn't as prevalent because tv and video games were more dominant. I never went to a carnival at night with my friends like in The Sandlot because everyone wanted to stay home and watch toonami or whatever at night.
>>214634470>DETWEILER MY OFFICE FUCK MY ASS NOW>Ah geez I don’t know Principal Prickly this womps
>>214638203AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>214641005>WAHHH MOMMY THE TEACHER SAID TO STOP RANTING ABOUT JEWS FOR 11 HOURS A DAY THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HOLOHOAX
the thing about boomers is they're dumb as bricks, and they thought the money was going to last forever, and all the brown people were like the nice ones on the TV.You can only be so mad at them. They should apologize, and never stop apologizing though.
>>214638203>We will never see the James Charles gang abduct and molest the other kids animatedDark timeline
>>214634627I love the sticker episode.
>>214638203>Gus becomes LT Col at 25yrs oldTotal bs, scrap this immediately. It's easier to be President than a Lt Col unless everyone's gay and you're S-tier whore>Gus troons outAaaand it's dead, Gus wouldn't Troon or join the 41%, he'd be likely be an asshole rule follower and smug or a little bitchTJ should be military
>>214638203
>>214634551Oh little zoomzoom...
>>214641216They predicted female online dating
>>214642605It's not even fun playing "Guess the Writer's Selfinsert" when they aren't even trying hide it anymore.
>>214638203>The black kid is literally on the spectrumkek.what did they mean by this?
>>214634470
>>214634683Someone threw a rock in the dirt clod war!
>>214642605Why did they make Spinelli Jr. sexy?
>>214638203You can just feel the complete and utter spite these writers have for TJ.The new-gen gang leader is basically a fusion of him and Spinelli but they just wouldn't allow them to end up together because TJ is white.ofc he's also the only one of the old characters who had a downfall(Gus outline is also giga-grim but it's framed as something positive) Sincerely wish i could meet up at talk to whoever wrote this up.I genuinely want to know why the fuck they are like this.
>>214638203>TJ and Spinelli aren't together>Spinelli dropped out of one semester of art college but got into law school in her late 20's no problem>Vince is too short for pro basketball but no one tells him until after college>other sports don't exist so he has to go to Italy to play basketball>Gus is a Trans military officer>Mikey died of poo not in looAnd the worst offense>Gretchen is hot but we don't get her new character model
>>214644092You know why
>>214638203Only one thing I could think of that would be good
>>214643276Something tells me that somehow her jewish adoptive parents would be in every episode and be super smart and always right
For example, one story we want to tell is about how Ruby finds herself getting a crush...on a girl! So she talks to her mom about it, and Spinelli reveals that she’s been in love with women herself. So we find out that Spinelli is bi, and we learn that same-sex attraction is perfectly natural.In another story, the gang realize that Gigabyte (who’s in a wheelchair) has never been to the top of Old Rusty, and they think it’s no fair. So they challenge the authorities, stage a protest; and, when none of that works, get the whole playground involved to build a giant ramp to the top — Parnelli’s the ramp expert, Everett engineers it. When they finally reveal it to Gigabyte she’s so touched she almost cries...but then reveals that she’s come up with her own way to get up there —a rocket pack on her wheelchair which flies her to the top!This would have been 1 season and instantly disappeared to d+ after airing
>>214641665That strategy doesn't work with Disney, if anything it made it more likely to get greenlit
>>214644351People that deny this wouldn't be funny as fuck and way more interesting than whatever some leftoid in late stage menopause could cook up has never read true kino in their life.Sadly right wing puritans would also complain about it for different reasons.
>>214644217>Gretchen is hot but we don't get her new character modelIt's like this was made for the specific propose of pissing me off
>>214634551Kids in my neighborhood are allowed to go wherever they want on bikes
>>214634470>Have rough sex with Spinelli under the jungle gym.This when I realized it was not a real quote.
>>214634470Remember the episode where they all got lost in the cave system beneath the boiler room and had to take turns fucking spinelli in order to clear their heads, so hey could find their way out? This show was bonkers.
>>214644351>Vince cucks TJ>TJ fucks Vince's daughterits like poetry, it rhymes
>>214634670I thought it was a spoof of Hogan's Heroes.
>>214634470This show was so fucking bad, it blows my mind that anyone enjoyed it
>>2146456282 l8 to b8 m8 U r8 0/8
>>214634551its a white neighborhood thing, you wouldn't get it
>>214639820You are a misanthrope. Society SHOULD NOT be as it should, and you do not attain virtue for surviving a bad society.
>>2146345511994 kid here, I remember when I was a kid I would be out with my friedns until around 9PM unsupervised without issues.Mind you, this was pre-Calderon México. Couldnt happen today of course.
>>214634496Nah I made this thread a month ago or so and got like 10 replies. I'm kinda pissed actually that this one's blowing up for this fag
>>214645708>anyone with a different opinion than me is baiting>about a fucking children's cartoon of all things
>>214638203>THE MADISONS - Liker their mean girl predecessors, the Ashleys, but now including boys and non-binary kids as well.Stopped reading right there and there.
>>214635213i really don't think he said this
>>214634551You weren't even cum in your father's balls when this movie came out.
>>214646122>getting called for your bait then immediately getting assmad
>>214646293>newfag doesn't know how bait works
>>214634836Are nigga schools really like this? Don’t they ever look at this and think “hmm maybe this is why whiteys and Chinese are landing men on the moon and more technologically advanced and can easily enslave us”
>>214634496it keeps getting posted because this board is just the same ~200 threads repeating on a loop
>>214635213I really do think he said this.
what race was Spinneli?there was that episode where she makes a Nazi joke, and Gretchen is right there. bit awkward.
>>214634532Mods went autoban for my Precious Leaf creepy-pasta on /vp/.You can't even post his name on the video game pages anymore without getting insta-perma-range banned
>>214634592No ubiquitous cameras when I grew up. Must suck to be a zoomie
>>214646825>Anger issues>Sassy>Always up for a fight>Surprisingly girly at the weirdest of momentsDefinitely latina.
>>214634592Reading posts like this makes me feel glad I was always too introverted to even try to hang out with anyone. I am sure it spared me a lot of bullying.
>>214645965Yes I am a misanthrope. You’re so stupid and weak you made the world like this and now we have to (and will) clean it up. I hope you starve, you deserve it.
>>214646825She's a
>>214646864Post it
>>214646825half-italian half-filipina
>>214634551It depends on your parents and location. I grew up in a decent neighborhood in a crime ridden Midwestern city during the 90s when the news was full of pedophiles and molesters kidnapping and murdering kids. My mom threw us outside every day, but she threw a fit if we went too far.
>>214643276>duplicitous chink puppeteered by jewsWhat did the writers mean by this?
>>214647077It's like stacking buffs before entering a foggate in Dark Souls but with race, at some point you reach 1-shot threshold.>The board of of directors literally can't say no to this
>>214647352i dont remember that being in the show
>>214645965Why do boomers always have to TALK LIKE THIS. Most spoiled generation, embarrassment to their parents legacy.
>>214647001I'll post it on Halloween
>>214647563u wottyping in caps, for emphasis?(don't even pretend you wouldn't view *this* as Markdown/Reddit, like those invented it.)
>>214647797Boomers have an obvious cadence. It’s very short sentences! Very forward! Yes we have ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS! Boomers don’t talk! They just make declarative statements ad nauseam!
>>214634592Being a kid was awful. Being an adult is also awful, but at least I get paid and can take drugs/drink. The overwhelming majority of teachers and school administrators are retarded.
The Ashleys have me an early femdom kink
>>214648730for me it was the Kanker Sisters in Ed, Edd n Eddy.
>spending all day outside with an entire group of friends going on adventuresDid anybody really do this? When my parents parked me with my family at our vacation home for summer I never had this need to take my bike and wander, I stuck around the house hanging out with one, two neighbor kids. Even in the little village where I grew up kids just spent time together at their respective homes or the playground. Nobody went on some day trip to the neighboring villages lol.
>>214634470How is a ten year old so retarded that he doesn't realize that adults were once children themselves? Did nobody in TJs family ever say "when I was a kid..." really nigga?
>>214650102Yes. Lived in commie blocks and we were out a whole bunch of kids playing war, being in the woods and shit.It was great, and basically totally white, not so much these days...
>>214649812the one with yellow teeth always got me
>>214650102Can't imagine anyone legitimately not having gone on multiple day adventure where nobody really knows where/how it's gonna end.Not even on here.I pray for you autistic-soul anon.
>>214650249I dont believe you
>>214638203>it's another "black is the smartest of the group"This will never not make me roll my eyes because of how subversive it is
>>214639820>watch fight club>they literally cry about not being able to die in a war
>>214650517>they literally cry about not being able to die in a warEvery man with even the slightest hit of test in his body does.
>>214638203>killed Mikey>trooned Gus
>>214650576Why not just kill yourself at this point?
>>214650614What would that accomplish?Why are you even asking dumb questions like this?Are you a woman?
>>214650662What would dying in a war accomplish?
>>214650667Definitely a woman.
>>214650517>filtered by subtext Sad.
>>214650732>cant answer There is a war in the Ukraine you can die in right now
>>214650773>Dying for Mr.Goldberglol.lmao even.
>>214650791>ugh... to die in a war>no not that one!
>>214650802You're almost getting it but not really.Keep trying foid.
>>214650828YWNBAW (you will never be a warrior)
>>214650874And that's your fault.
>>214634470>>214637976>>214638203>SpinelliOh dear...
>>214638203This can't be real, it has to be a troll.
>>214651115>Lesbian rock bandWhat compels someone to write shit like this?besides being a walking caricature themselves ofc.
>>214643150if chris redfield can become an air force captain at 16 why not this?
>>214651477Resident Kino's weird lore doesn't count because it's too goofy to take seriously
>>214651115>Ngri Grlz...was the writer arming for 'NRGI Grlz', like 'energy'?
>>214651687Now there is a kino concept
>>214638203what the fuck did i just read?
>>214634470Was TJ ever implied to be into Spinelli though?
>>214652382i think there's one "the kids hear about 'kissing'" episode where they kiss as a dare, or something.it's made clear multiple times they're just not at that point yet. they're still naive kids.
>>214652517I thought the characters were all over 10 years old though.
>>214647352who is that?
>>214652573i mean they're naive even for shit 10-year-olds would know about. "what do the adults get up to?" type stuff.romance/sexuality is just one of those areas it didn't get into, really. that continuation bible is weird because it (rightly) says the stuff about magical realism, but then the show also has (current thing) social issues? not even some in-universe version/parody of them?
>>214652517in that very episode he tastes heaven when they kiss but decide to play disgusted afterwards.
>>214652573some are. king bob was 15
>>214651687Why does Two-Face have the Bubs from the SBemail The Cheat does on his shirt?
>>214652382I mean, they are by far the two people in the group that interacts the most.They are childhood friend tier, which by default sets her up to be big D winner.It's also very clear that Spinelli looks up to TJ in many regards, something that even the cucked 40something catlady that wrote this had to acknowledge in her fanfic writeup.
>>214652719he doesn't. but don't worry anon - i enjoyed Homestar Runner way back when, and now i have failing eyesight too <3
>>214651687So Killer Croc can still be a giant lizardman, but Mr. Freeze doesn't get his robot suit?
>>214638203> The most charming and athletic of the group, Vince was also one of the smartest — the only person in class who got better grades was Gretchen.You've gotta be fucking kidding me lmfao this is embarrassing. Also>hmm, Gus was a bit of the wimpy loser of the class, guess we should troon him outdefinitely glad this horseshit never got picked up
>>214652996i mean the timing/origins/ages would all be fucked. i'm assuming they only thought as far as "it's the characters, and they have some teen-versions of their design/gimmick."apparently some DeviantArt fan art series that came worryingly close to being a real cartoon.
>>214638203>more diverse, more in tune with the internet ageThank you god for aborting this slop
>>214651337>>214651115>joining a lesbian punk band>turning down a white guy while "exploring herself" and ultimately ending up with a black guywhat a bunch of faggot writers
>>214638203>But he knew something wasn’t right, that he wasn’t being truc to his inner self. So Gus made a change. A big change. A change that blew the lid off the military. After transitioning, the person once known as Gus had become her true self: Lieutenant-Colonel Nikki Griswold. At first there was a movement to drum Nikki out of the army, but when Time and Newsweek both put her on their covers, Lieutenant Colonel Nikki Griswold became the face of the new army. This had to have been pitched as a joke.
>>214653174obviously Gus would change her name to Pus.
>>214639680i spent so many summer vacations at my aunt's they all blur togetherand yes my aunt is hot
Did anyone watch that Saved by the Bell reboot?Was partly written by the guy who did those "Zack Morris is Trash" videos (which are fun). But to the point they took that all on-board.Was it good, in the end? Only watched a couple of episodes. More interested in the new stuff then "where's the old gang now?"
>>214653308I never even heard of this, and that poster doesn't make me want to watch it.
>>214634496yeah. everyonce and a while, ill post some story from my life or a fetish i like and get 30 horrified/disbelief replies, and ill add it to the pool of "shitpost this later to see if it works again". once i got like 150+ "holy shit" tier replies and while it was something horribly fucked up about me, seeing them (you)'s, wew. my stupid monkey brain.but the first time is always genuine
>>214651115Some fag watched the chalk episode and turned her into an art hoe
>>214634470he uh... didnt say that
>>214634592umwhat the fuck?id say i hope this was a joke but rape isnt a joke
>>214635213Why are there suddenly so many pedos here now
>>214634470>Have rough sex with Spinelli under the jungle gym
>>214649812i met a porn actress while i was fishing (she was paddle boarding) that looks likr the blond one
>>214638203What in the Jewish nightmare is this horseshit? They were going to do the thing where the White guy got old and out of touch. Disillusioned. The hero and protagonist of the main show just needed the mixed-mutt biracial child of his oneitis to save him. …I hate Leftists and Jews just so, so much.
>>214634592>all the zoomertards replying like this post full of old tropes was sincere
>>214634592ayoooooooooooooo this nigger got raped KWAB
>>214650102>>214650300Nah I get where anons am coming from, it depends on where you live and who you grow up with. I was stuck in a boring shit town in southern Ontario. Middle of fucking nowhere with nothing but suburbs, a single street with a single traffic light. It was so tawdry and empty of purpose. It was close to a military base which meant everyone was retarded and insane. So many kids from abusive homes and random psychos meant that any small town high trust behavior was thrown out the window. Everyone was a wigger or hick. I wish I could enjoy that whimsical childhood from cartoons. All the kids in my neighborhood were obsessed with rap videos (all white) and talking about drugs. Just pure white trash trailer park existence.
>>214656967> The hero and protagonist of the main show just needed the mixed-mutt biracial child of his oneitis to save himI like this trope but only in the age gap romance genre
>>214652664That doesn't make sense, What the fuck is a 15 year old doing at recess? That would make him a sophomore in high school.
>>214651687i'm pretty sure they're just the NIGGERY oops I mean NGRI girls
>>214653125This is common irl however, unfortunately
>>214634551My parents weren't even home until 7 or 8 oclock most days lmao I was smokin weed and buying booze and getting handy js at the park when I was 12
>>214638203Holy shit this is atrocious
>>214652719based homestar poster
>>214651687I think you're supposed to pronounce it as "angry"
>>214653279nice
>>214634551You’ll never understand what it was like in the before-time. Sad.
>>214648326>Being a kid was awful.mostly correct>Being an adult is also awfuldepends on your situation, it's much better for me now than when i was a kid>but at least I get paidbased>and can take drugs/drinkcringe, taking drugs is retarded>The overwhelming majority of teachers and school administrators are retardedcorrect and based
Recess is still the best cartoon ever made and you can't prove me wrong
>>214643566I repeated this joke to my extended family one day and it was so cringe. I never understood that the joke was you hear a dumb punchline to a joke you have no idea about.
>>214661977autism.
>>214653125man up white boi.fr tho it is realistic, what did you expect, some tradwife thing in a cartoon?
>>214646186Means girls with one gay friend is like the least out of place thing there
>>214656197i knew like 3 people who got raped/molested before i got to finish highschool. one girl i once groped her tittes (huge tiddies for her height) told me non-chalantly she had a miscarriage and flushed it. told us it was like, a year ago. she was 13. best friend almost banged her, just fingerbanged her before her dad threatened to kill us. fun times.funny part was the fingerbanging happened on my bed while i was at my computer browsing this cool new website i had discovered a few weeks/months ago called 4chan? i could just keep hitting f5 and new and exciting porn would appear!
>>214658315might be an overseas anon. where im from, we dont use terms like sophomore or anything. kindergarten to year 12 is split into "preschool and highscool", 6th to 12th grade is highschool. youd still have recess and lunches till age 17-18.
>Ashley>MadisonOh, I just got the joke
>>214634592>Be me, kid in the 90's>At the rich kids mansion we're11/12 years old>Loads of guys & girls playing outside, I'm having fun & getting along with everyone>Popular kid suggests playing kiss tag>Get made to sit out because the girls don't like meHave to watch everyone have fun along with another ugly kid, lamenting our situation with limited articulation but full realisation>Something snapped that day. It set in that I was cursed by my appearance for life>20 years later>The other ugly kid grew into an average looking adult, average job, average gf/wife>Recently took his own life>I grew into an average adult, average job, no gf/wife>I think about ending it every day>Several of the popular kids are rich and famous, have gorgeous families, always smiling>I wish I was joking.>End of greentextIt only gets better if you struggle against your situation and make it better for yourself. It won't just happen. You're not a princess, no one is coming to save you. Don't become me. Become a good man, one you can be proud of.
>>214646448That requires some semblance of self awareness; blacks legitimately believe they are smarter and better than those groups.
>>214634490It's from the movie. Which is pretty good.
>>214634470Most adults absolutely do not remember that. They will literally tell children that having fun in the park and playing games is "stupid" and "you should grow up and stop playing with kids stuff" (said to an 11 yr old). I'm not even speaking from experience in my childhood just what I see people today act like
Finnster was hot as fuck when I was a kid
>>214651323I wonder how many of these are actually Sarcastoball type of things... or perhaps that's thinking too highly of these people.
>>214634836>black school >Welcome to the Jungle starts playing Wtf did they mean by this?
>>214645521The one were King was a guest writer.
>>214638203holy shit
>>214661905I’m guessing it’s autism?
>the show is kids blowing insignificant playground situations up to larger-than-life proportions>the movie completely turns this on its head and the insignificant situation actually involves a crazy bond villain who wants to end Summer Vacation forever, played by James WoodsKino
>>214638150Transformers: Beast Machines. Completely filtered the entire fanbase, and for once is not a straightforward environmentalist message, more a parable about living in harmony between nature and technological advance
>>214665549eeeehhhh it was noisy as fuck with it's messaging and was more about the tech spec quotes of the OG leader toys >Peace through tyranny VS freedom is the right of all sentient beingsMegs saw too many minds as an issue to order while Primal saw individualism as a necessary part of life and growth, they even have a whole episode where those two argue that point in season 2 ("A Wolf In The Fold") and the themes stay for the rest of Season 2. Hell that environmentalist message was stuffed under the proverbial bed after season 1. God damn series was a fucking mess.
>>214638150Batman was heavily influential at the time. Batman himself would have only reached half of his overall popularity without that show. A majority of the reason why kids shows are even allowed to cover certain things is because of it. The 90s had many great shows like Gargoyles and X-men that tried to push things even further because of what the animated batman series was able to do.
>>214662583Nice r*ddit blog faggot lmaoTry posting something funny next time
>>214638150Thundercats is up there but it's later seasons tarnish that. >"You saved her only to be trap yourself? Fool! Kindness can only bring you trouble">"It was never kindness if I only care what happen to me, Slithe">"We are all storytellers. We can't see the whole world as it really is so we have to find a story that fits what we can see in front of us.">"Yeah, so what do you call it when two people's stories don't match?">"Conflict"
>>214665549The overarching plot of Beast Machines is interesting but the writing and characterization is pretty crap. Doesn't help that all the characters are fucking ugly. And the toys were godawful.
>>214642605They unironically gave Spinelli the "kill your white male ego" look... lol
