it's uphttps://youtu.be/ivLswlppDus
>no Rich EvansHow am I supposed to masturbate to this?
>>214647072I don’t care
>no fantastic four HitBit's over
Yay, 3 people I can't stand. So eager to not watch it. Buy an ad Jay, you're a tryhard fag
>>214647092>He doesn't have the Rich Evans Desktop Buddy that dances and strips above his taskbar at all times
>>214647072when are they reviewing Shelby Oaks?
>>214647072Kinda short and boring. Also; are all of Mike's references to Hell a quiet admission that the plot of the movie is real and he got RLM by participating in something similar?
>>214647072The laziest hack frauds on the face of this planet
>>214647072If "Kengan Omega" ever got a film adaptation, RedLetterMedia would ABSOLUTELY review it.>Wait, WHAT!?>This is BEYOND STUPID.And I would laugh along with them.
>>214647072>its another who gives a fuck horror movie HitBgreat.
>>214647072>why isn’t anyone watching our videos anymore!!!!>release thisKek, retards.
>>214647092I can never really tell if people are genuine in their positive opinion of Rich Evans. Like, really? Do you genuinely like him appearing? Are ANY of his "jokes" or comparisons ACTUALLY up-to or above your standards? You wish he laughed more? Really? Really???I literally mute my speakers when he laughs.Which is frustrating for a program that revolves around being comical.Also >>214647072 I enjoyed this episode. They mocked and criticized a film that deserved it for legitimate reasons. And they thankfully generated subtext for their mockery, because I had no idea who that actor was supposed to be.
when was the last Half In The Bag where the movie's cinematography doesn't look worse than the repair shop set?
>>214647901It feels so weird to watch old movies where you can actually see things.
>>214647394Can I get a hat wobble?
I heard this movie was really bad so not surprised.
>>214648526that's why I specified Half In The BagRe:View is the opposite. every previous era of movies, blockbusters, indies, art movies, and B-movies, pops in a different way.
This only proves how fake Hollywood isThe fact any of these 4 women would even find this crackhead looking butthole-eyes motherfucker attractive and aren't dating him because their Jew handlers said they have too if they want to keep their celebrity status going shows us the whole world is a lie
>>214649598He supposedly has an 8 inch dick
>>214649617They can find some random negro walking down the street with an 8 inch dickwhat's your point?
>>214649598He's funny, cute-sexy and has a massive cock
>>214647152They can't review films because it could damage their corporate master (Disney) and embolden "the chuds". Pretending to like them would further damage their credibility too as they're terrible actors/liars, so they just ignore them.
>>214647072Since they stopped giving a shit about popular movies they became boring. Oh, another no budget indie horror film set in some suburbs or whatever.
>>214649848How much did Disney pay them to make an hour long Plinkett review about how much Disney has ruined and diluted Star Wars?
>>214649738shalom
Stuckmann won. RLM fucking lost.
>>214647072will this 36 minutes of speedslop bring in more viewers?
>E-celeb ass cancerI hate everyone of you dick riding homo's. Kys
>ITT>Zero commentary about the film or the review of the film (outside 1 or two vague posts)>otherwise filled with "celebrity gossip" and "shitposting">nothing positive or engaging>"My posts are shit, but it's not MY fault! That's THEIR fault!"4chan is disgusting.It's like trying to talk on /tv/ about "Good Eats".>NO!>ALTON BROWN KILLED AN ESKIMO, DIDN'T YOU KNOW!?!?>I HEAR HE DATED A KENNEDY AND HAD TO BECAUSE SHE HAD AN "OUTIE" BELLY BUTTON!!>This PROVES that "Good Eats" is COMPLETE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!I really do hate this place.
>>214647835I know (and hate) that RLM threads are just ritual shitposts and post-post-post-post ironic false flags but I just like Rich. I don't particularly like the little bald guy or the fat bearded guy, and frankly Jay is pretty meh sometimes, but I enjoy watching Mike and Rich basically always.
>>214650269Mike haven't you got anything better to do?
The Home looks interesting but I don't want to watch something starring Pete Davidson. He's such an ugly nigger.
>its a mikes ideas for improving the movie segment
>>214650532same here. won't even watch the review of it. fuck skeet
>>214647072Damn, don't know how I missed this movie
>>214650692based
>>214650692They reveal it's a terrible horror with laughably poor screenplay that chose to cast an affable man who performs without talent.This "reveal" is discussed with comical mockery and reinforced with both clips of the film and "better examples" from other films.
i love these eps where they explain why some shitty movie i'm not gonna watch sucks. i will probably rewatch this episode 30 times before i die
I saw Rich Evans and Pegasus Restaurant in West Allis earlier this summer.He was there with his gf. I left him alone.
>>214647072Check
>>2146470725 hours and it still hasn't cracked 100k views... youtube needs to fix this RIGHT NOW!!!
>>214647072Redlettermedia are basically the gen X boomers reviewing film version of Gen Y's videogame sketch producing Mega64.Both plateaued and will continue to pump out half assed shit being funded indefinitely by dedicated and loyal patreon paypigs rather than through any actual merits of their dripfed video work.
>>214652939who are some highbrow critics?
>>214650008Jeremy jahns and pitch meeting is the only movie reviewers. I can't stand anymore
>>214653216Alexender Jeremy Jahans.
>>214649546What athletics does this dude need an ultra for
>>214647475>cartoonsIt would be a Jack and Rich re:view and they would like it
>>214647072>pete davidsonmy brain says he's not attractive but my dick says he's sexy hot. why?
>>214649893>How much did Disney pay them to make an hour long Plinkett review about how much Disney has ruined and diluted Star Wars?How much did Disney pay to participate in ruining Star Wars.How much did the Acolyte bitch get paid to shit on George Lucas.Modern television and film doesn't need to turn a profit. They are enthusiastic about losing money if they can rub your nose in shit to demoralize you.
>>214649666BBC is a myth, satan. It's based on self-reported numbers.In every instance where penises are measured independently, we find that black and white penises are about the same, with asians being tinier.
>>214650269>It's like trying to talk on /tv/ about "Good Eats".Has /tv/ done this with "Good Eats" threads? Or are you extrapolating what happens on /ck/ or something?
>>214653834what about latino and arab dicks?
>>214652939Eh, Mega64 is way sadder than RLM.
>>214647072>reddit letter memia kys
When did we hit peak RLM?
>>214653935>Full stats. NSFW images.>Hispanics unmeasured unfortunately.https://edramatica.com/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax#Measured_Penile_statisticsMiddle East, North Africa and Central AsiaBlacks like to pass off self reported penis size statistics as proof of their big dicks. This is a bad practice, proven with penis maps such as the one from Targetmap which has no actual citations for the measured statistics of any of its African countries. On the contrary real measured statistics show Europeans to be slightly until unambiguously larger than African nations with actual measurements. Studies also show that penis size is correlated with not only Dht levels during puberty, but both the length and girth have been found to correlate with height in numerous studies. Most Africans are much shorter than Europeans.Europe & Australia Norway - 5.6 inches [Measured Erect] Russia - 5.5 inches [Measured] Italy - 6.2 inches [Measured Erect] France - 6.3 [Measured Erect] Australia/Great Britain - 5.6 inches [Measured] Germany - 5.6 inches [Measured Erect] Bulgaria - 5.9 inches [Measured Erect] Serbia - 5.8 inches [Measured Erect] Hungary - 6.3 inches [Measured] Netherlands - 5.6 inches [Measured Erect]Africa Ethiopia - 5.3 inches [Measured] and 5.8 inches [Self reported] Tanzania - 5.1 inches [Measured Erect] Congo 7.1 inches [Self reported] Ghana 6.8 inches [Self reported] Cameroon 6.6 [Self reported]Notice that all the biggest African countries are self reported, and every single one of them surveyed less than 1000 people.(1/2)
>>214653935(2/2)It also raises the question if Blacks really were larger than whites how come the average American penis shrinks down to 5.0 inches a nation whose largest non-white population are blacks and yet still smaller than the majority of white nations of Europe. And another fact, which is often ignored by small-dicked black Idiots is the ethnic composition of the population of a State, so it can be included, that the Average Penis Sizes of some countries with a majority white population like Russia and Australia are only low because of large Asian Minorities and/or a high proportion of Immigrants from Central-, Eastern- or Southeastern Asia in the total population. Big black cock only holds true for Romanians, and Irish. Romania and Ireland Romania - 5 inches [Measured Erect] Ireland - 5 inches [Measured Erect]Middle East, North Africa and Central Asia Pakistan - 4.4 inches [Measured Erect] (Pakistan is the region of origin of Gypsies) Saudi Arabia - 4.9 inches [Measured Erect] Yemen - 5 inches [Measured Erect] Jordan - 5.3 inches [Measured Erect] Turkmenistan - 5.3 inches[Measured Erect] Libya - 5.4 inches[Measured Erect] (the real average penis size of the ethnic Arabs in Libya without Berbers is 5.3") Azerbaijan - 5.4 inches[Measured Erect]Black women are just as much habitual liars as their men are.They will consistently brag about how many small white men they've been with (hilarious right? noone wants black women).This claim is hilarious, considering the vast majority of black people live in black dominated communities and rarely come in contact with white people.This is just Black women being the typical bitter angry bitches they are.White men don't want them, they know it.So instead angry with their lust for white men, and white mens lack of intrest, they hate white men.They cope with the belief of white men being small, or claiming to not be attracted to white men.They cope by saying white penises are ugly
>>214654002Tell me about Mega64.
>>214654137they made this .gif so i guess they're alright
>>214647072AAAAAHHHHHH EEEEEEEYYYY
>>214654079https://youtu.be/W1QJazEHMUo?t=3491
>>214647901lol
>>214649598Giant dickBig lipsShyDad died in 911Jew connections
>>214652939>t. bitter, ex RLM fan who continues to watch them anyway
Why does Mike have a hitler stache?
>>214654168Their worst guest since Max Landis/Patton Oswalt.
>>214654137They're so OG that they couldn't stay relevant in the modern age of youtube
>>214654002is it? they're in their lane, getting paid>>214654137one of the earliest proto-youtube groups, had their videos distributed in gaming magazines before youtube was even a thing, have been around since 2003, did a ton of videos of "gaming sketch pranks in public" type shit and collaborated with a lot of major industry people like Miyamoto, Gabe Newell, Kojima, etc. and were industry darlings for a while in terms of being asked to always put out videos for major conferences and whatnot. But over time fell off into irrelevance, sustained by their web store that sells t-shirt designs (pretty good shirts if you like graphic tees I guess), floating by on their tiny dedicated paypig fandom for 20 years now. Historically had edgier comedy at times but got a bit woke as time went on (they're Californians) and were notably scared shitless and bought fully into COVID. They did those "DBZ, MGS, EVANGELION etc. IN 5 MINUTES" all practical effects videos that were their most famous and viral recent videos but historically did old viral stuff like the Tetris prank (super old), MGS in a supermarket, etc. etc. (this is like early 2000s era stuff). Rocco Botte is a fat manchild guy who still goes to Disneyland and collects anime figures and shit who is embarrassingly into POPCORN BUCKETS now, spends thousands of dollars on plastic crap. Has completely distanced himself from MDE and Sam Hyde, who he passed some groupie girls around with, since Sam got called a nazi. Derrick Acosta is the brown one who has always wanted to be more than what Mega64 is and break into the realm of real video work and "serious artsy stuff" for many years was super fucking bitter about being "stuck" with Meg64 and nothing more. Shawn Chatfield is the ultra normie sports loving family man raising his wife's children as well as his own 4 children with her, has no marketable skills. Garrett is the most based, the skinny gun loving guy with dreadlocks who had Charls Carroll on his podcast.
>>214654079Peak RLM was from 2015 and their Force Awakens review to 2019 and their Rise of Skywalker review.
>>214654269I still watch both RLM and Mega64's stuff occasionally. I'm just saying they've both demonstrably fallen off and/or put no effort into their shit anymore. But will continue to float on by, by the grace of their paypigs.
>another half in the bag of some dogshit horror movie no one will watchWhy do they do this?
>>214654360How do you feel about James Rolfe?
>>214654367I never watched that gay shit. Angry Video Game Nerd has always fucking sucked. DUUUUDE THIS GAME IS TOTALLY... FUCK NUTS FART BOOGER SHIT ON A STICK!!! ARRGH I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT HOW BAD THIS GAME IS.
>>214654327>getting paidDid you miss the "please donate to us or we have to shut down" stream last year? A handful of whales buying their clothing merch is barely keeping them afloat.
>>214654297Bad news, Patton is coming back for their Halloween BOTW
>>214654408>Did you miss the "please donate to us or we have to shut down" stream last year?I didn't see them mention shutting down so I guess.I saw their recent "WE'RE DOING EXCLUSIVE STUFF ON PATREON NOW! WE'RE INTERACTING MORE AND SHAKING UP THE FORMULA!" stuff where they did a big stream week and did a Fishtank thing by locking Rocco in a 24/7 live room and torturing him. Which I thought was good albeit clearly spurned on by money troubles/actually realizing they need to do things like that for relevance.
>>214649598You are so obsessed with his dark circles but his eyes are the biggest and cutest in the industry, women remark they love them all the time.
>>214654449>I didn't see them mention shutting down so I guess.And the thing that instigated it is ridiculous. They made fun of the Steller Blade censorship thing, and angry internet people did massive chargebacks on their store and cost them thousands of dollars in fees.
>>214654364They're trying to retain some credibility as critics by reviewing things that aren't complete capeshit, but they lost their credibility years ago.
Theres no way Second Wind can be profitable right?
>>214647072when will RLM do a re:view of Voltage Vengerz?>>214654498Hilarious and also righteous. They historically did that video mocking the censorship of DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball, like it was funny that it wouldn't be published in America because of screeching feminist types, doing the "GAMERS ARE OPPRESSED" resetera pandering with that fucking male feminist k-pop loving doughboy faggot Frank Howley. That was their worst era, pandering to those fucking niggers. Their fanbase is still pretty much a bunch of left leaning trannies to this day.p.s. Mariel Cartwright is an evil cunt whore who should be raped to death.
>>214654498>And the thing that instigated it is ridiculous. They made fun of the Steller Blade censorship thing, and angry internet people did massive chargebacks on their store and cost them thousands of dollars in fees.What's Stellar Blade? What happened?
>>214654360RLM is pretty relevant still meanwhile Mega64 hasn't been relevant over 10 years if not longer than that.
>>214649598some people are just really good at interacting with womeni'm envious because i just end up spilling my spaghetti everywhere
>>214654605Stellar Blade is a Korean produced character action (think Devil May Cry, Bayonetta, Nier Automata) and Soulslike style of videogame with notoriously attractive and sexy character designs (like kpop barbies) with lots of different costume options, many of which are very revealing.In the final release compared to like an early demo version/trailer versions or whatever they made a lot of the outfits have less skimpy clothing, like added more fabric around the hips and breasts to cover more stuff up for no justifiable reason, which was likely based on pressure from Sony themselves (Sony has in recent history been very much about "representation" and "inclusion" and seemingly hates Eastern design philosophy while loving Western design philosophy preferring to push pozzed movie games like "The Last of Us" in terms of aesthetics and presentation).Mega64 mocked the fact people were upset over this censorship during the height of the """culture war""" shit that was going on, around the peak of "gamers" vehemently rejecting the whole woke culture thing and a ton of right wing grifter youtubers making big numbers on that subject.
>>214654079like 2011
>>214650008>almost falls over walking a straight line on flat ground
>>214654579>>214654751tl;dr1. they made a "woke" signalling video laughing at people upset for DOA volleyball's censorship (up to and including it not being available for purchase in the west) but no one really lambasted them or cared because of the timing2. they made the same kind of video about stellar blade's censorship at a time when everyone cared and was super angry about that shit and when stellar blade was propped up as a counterattack of sorts that was "saving gaming", so they got fucked financially for a while
>>214647072Reminder he washed off all those edgy tattoos that were fake
>>214649598He also fucked Kim Kardashian and Margaret Qualley. He had a David Spade like run with celebrities and models he was sleeping with during his time on SNL.
>>214653674Because you fuck couches.
this sucked
>>214654958this guys been popping up in the youtube shorts lately>we paused it for you>even went back a little bit to make sure
>>214647072>Another video about Mike and his starfucking dreams "subtly" begging someone to come visit themCan he kill himself already? Also Max Landis is such a nigger for starting this.
>>214655554ken labisinski was first
>>214650669Im really gonna have to murder him, enough of this dogshit- Jay too for enabling him.
>>214654297t. Mike
>>214647427this is just their soft disclosure to the truth of adrenochrome use by elitesthey can't be too on the nose about it because they'll get in trouble
>>214655631This
>>214647072buy an ad and post it to a board that cares
>>214655554Im so glad that Kyle Gallner dude sent them to eat shit despite all the cocksucking and begging
>>214649598I love how Davidson makes people seethe with envy
JayOwes MeSex
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>214647072Pete Davidson looks like a melungeon.
>>214649598>butthole-eyesmine are looking like this lately and i hate it, I sleep 9+ hours, drink plenty of fluids, exercisethink it's probably some post nasal drip shit
>>214653757You are a schizo retard.
