I’ll start>When rewatching Beethoven, years after not seeing it, you expect it to be about a funny goofy slobber dog attacking Charles Grodin and ruining his life>Movie is actually about this psycho mad scientist who secretly kidnaps dogs and then shoots them in the face to see how much their brains explode because he’s paid to test new bullets on himThe 90s were a wild time for family movies, amirite
>>214648637Yikes…And to think they made 7 more of these and an animated TV series
>>214648711There was a cartoon?
>>214648637>spoileri have no wordsdoes the dog die?
>>214648637wait till you see Jumanjia
>>214648637I never thought about it later but the scene where he has fake blood and forced Beethoven to attack him is fucking crazy.
>>214648849Yep, and he FUCKING TALKS in it
>>214649195That one is pretty fucked up tooBut then they rebooted it twice and less messed up, once with Dwayne Johnson and Jack Black and once without Dwayne Johnson and with Jack Black
>>214648711There were 8 Beethovens?
>>214648637Shazaam, It never existed which makes it messed up
>>214648637The entire plot of the movie he gets divorced because he can't hold a a job, he spends the rest of the movie pretending to be a woman instead of getting a real job
Also the sequel
>>214651639I completely forgot about the attempted rape…God, kids movies were unhinged back then
>>214651550But, I very much clearly remember watching a movie where Sinbad turns into a magical Egyptian genie and breaks into some kid’s house at my local BlockbusterAre you sure it never existed?
>>214651634the movie also treats being a voice actor as something no one has ever heard of. he applies for other jobs and just looks embarrassed and says "I do voices" when asked what skills he has, like he has brain damage.
>>214651950it was all your imagination
>>214648637I don't remember the headshot part, I just remember the kid driving the car and the doctor getting stuck with like 50 needles with all sorts of colourful fluids inside
>>214651950It was talked about in another movie.
>>214648637that is WILD
>>214648637I loved how they didn’t treat him as goofy like the Home Alone burglars, but instead as pure unadulterated evil
>>214651639HE’S A CHIIIIIIIIILD MOLESTER!!!
>>214648637Okay? Cruela DeVil kidnaps dalmatians because they make a good fur coat. Is this too edgy for the zoomer generation?
Three Men and a Baby has a surprising amount of heroin dealing
It was a different time
>>214648637Back to the Future has Biff trying to rape LorraineRobin Hood: Prince of Thieves has the sheriff trying to rape MarionLot of it about back in the 80s and 90s
