Why does Jurassic Park/World get a monopoly on dinosaurs? There are so many interesting things you can do with dinosaurs that the team behind the Jurassic World movies disappointingly never comes up with.
JP set the bar so high it ruined it for everyone
>>214654919ThisThe only mainstream dino movies I can think of is journey to the center of the earth and peter jacksons King Kongand those are just man eater monsters, JP made the dinos seem like actual living creatures
>>214653874Who knows. Mickey Mouse and Minnie are also public domain but nobody is doing shit with them.
>>214654919they could unruin it splaying it straight (like black hawk down or smth) but of course they already made it a family franchise with the first movie and they have practically copyright on dinosaursthe last movie (rebirth) could have been excellent, probably the best since the original JP, if there weren't the retarded cuckfamily involved
>>214653874What would you do for a new JW movie?
>>214654919nah King Kong 2005 has the best dinosaurs. Jurassic park did it first of course and is a timeless classic but king kong 2005 is fucking awesome
>>214655263watch The Gorgeremove gay colors and zombiesadd dinosaursthere it is
>>214654919This. It also has THE best premise on how to bring dinosaurs back in film. It's one of those things that are just so good in concept that anybody who tries to compete looks like an imitation.
>>214653874Didn't a movie just come out where it's "dinosaurs in the Vietnam War" and it's considered pretty good and surprisingly competitive with JP given its much smaller budget?
>>214655566Primitive War? it's just a shitty screener only until they release it for good...
>>214655566I go to my bootleg movie streamer site and look up dinosaur movies and get like 100 dinosaur movies made in the past 10 years.
>>214655263Meta-Jurassic ParkSet in the real world. The Universal Studios corporation tries to make Jurassic Park real. The actors from the movies appear as themselves. They are there on opening day to promote the film. It goes wrong. Jeff Goldblum gets eaten alive by a dinosaur.Good opportunities for satire.
>>214655292This.
>>214654919>>214655147One (at most 3) good movies but the rest of Jurassic World is trash and literally anyone can come up with something better.
>>214656425It'll forever piss me off that a JP dino wrangling game doesn't exist.
>>214656425What was the point of using Mamenchisaurus when this was the only time it ever appeared and they could have just used Brachiosaurus?
>>214655760Metastuff, multiverses time travels, the monsters were really good guys but just hungry or something. All sings of lack of ideas and when a story can't be milk more.
>>214653874You know, that's actually a really good point anon. Frankly, I think studios are going entirely in the wrong direction even when they try to do nominal copies. They should go full fantasy and do something more like Dinotopia, or Turok.The dinosaur fantasy angle is basically unexplored in cinema.
>>214653874All the other things you could do with dinosaurs was already done many times by previous movies. Shit, Carnosaur came out the same year JP did and before it even.
>>214656964Probably to please China or something.
>>214657393In 1997?
>>214657689Possibly.
>>214657716We weren't trying to please anyone at that time.
>>214657765Source?
Dinosaurs peaked with Ray Harryhausen.
What was the last successful creature feature?
A reminder that a dinosaur is responsible for giving us some of the most-used sounds in film, television, and video game history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGEak-Q8H0
>>214657869The Meg.
>>214658114Bowser outta nowhere.
>>214658312"Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation!"One of those roars was also used for Kraid in Metroid Zero Mission.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7UVEhie8Rs
>>214658279Correct. Sequel is watchable but a little worse.
