So how are they going to make this about da yt man?
Timmy is kidnapping and killing Black men so he can harvest their melanin. Timmy use the melanin as a performance-enhancing drug so can play sports on the level of Black athletes.
>>214655748RICH WHITES HAVING BLACKS SIGN CONTRACTS IS THE SAME AS OWNING SLAVES KILL ALL WHITES
>>214655748Niggers already say that NFL is modern slavery it's not a new topic
>>214655748is they falt
>>214655867You're greenlit.
would be better if you just race swap dennis rodman and eventually madonna, and add a bit more absurdity
>>214655748Black people are faster than white people, because they have an extra bone in their foot.
>>214655748>Only 3 Black QBs have ever won the Superbowl in real life>Every Football player in the movie is black except one token white guy who is literally a punching bag>Make an OC Black QB who is the greatest of all time and won 8 Superbowls (8 because its more that Brady)>This black man isnt actually that good, the rich evil white franchise owners just made him sign a contract with Satan to become the best
Friday but it's really foggy outside (the coming ytness) and our future Doctor has to deal with a family called the Gentri's moving in
Professional sports are slavery!
Lol
>>214656046>take the most athletic and physically dominant blacks in America>make them bang heads together and get brain damageWe do things a liiiiiiittle differently around here
>him>nope>get out>usAre two syllables too much for Jordan? Possible titles of his next films>yep>sheesh>yikes>them>senpai>slay>queen>black
>>214655748>So how are they going to make this about da yt man?Slavery allegory with the team owner.
>>214655748Does Jordan Peele do not racial stuff?
>>214656046Every job is fucking slavery. The NFL is slavery for millions of dollars a year. I'm white and I've waded through literal shit fixing a leaking sewage pipe for $10 an hour and my boss didn't even offer to replace my fucking boots.
>>214658352Everyone needs a one word title now so Jordan Peele (and his pet director that made this) have to go one step further and use more common words that are annoying to search for.
>>214655748I expect it to center on "sacrifice." Athletes frequently use that word when describing what they think made them successful. Usually, they're talking about what they miss by training as much as one needs to to play a sport at the highest level. But, with all the CTE stuff that's come out in the last decade or so, "sacrifice" takes on a new meaning for NFL players -- they're now knowingly damaging their brains in a way that makes them stupid and changes their personality. They're sacrificing themselves for money and notoriety. I suspect the devil worship in this movie will be a metaphor for that.I am considering going to watch this movie in spite of how much I hear everyone dislikes it, because I am interested in what it's actually about. I expect to be disappointed.
>>214658411His jewish wife won't let him.
>>214658432>knowingly damaging their brains in a way that makes them stupidI mean, have you met your average student athlete? They're not starting from a particularly strong position.
im sure theyll be some bullshit woke message ill have to block out but i love seeing gore on the big screen
>>214658411He's half white but his (black) father abandoned the family when he was 7, lol. So, he was raised by his white mother in a rich neighborhood (Upper West Side of Manhattan) but somehow has a chip on his shoulder against white people.
>>214658419I mean only a few years ago Colin Kaepernick the nigger who became infamous for kneeling during the US anthem before games made a documentary on how NFL is modern slavery and compared the measurements they take of players akin to being sold in a slave auction I am quite sure this will be one of if not the core theme of the movie
>>214658529>WhiteHis mom is a Jewess he's half Jew
>>214658551He also spent the last few years trying to get back in the NFL.
>>214658432I watched the trailer and they do in fact scream about having to sacrifice everything to be the eponymous Him.
>>214655748In the trailer you can see the bad guy has the last name White
>>214658568oh well that answers the question then doesn't it
>>214658611The funny thing is he's never commented on his mum's ethnicity and on his wiki page is just lists her as "White" when you go to other celebrities pages it will say 'of Irish, Polish, French descent' etc for the parents but this is absent in his case then you have the fact that she's from Maryland which has a significant Jewish population and then she moved to the Upper West Side of Manhattan which is an extremely Jewish area and then there's the fact that Jordan Peele married a Jewess it makes it quite obvious his mother was a Jewess
>>214658411He has a weird complex for sure, K&P had its fair share of racial comedy but a lot of his best works were the random absurdist ideas and surreal, horror-adjacent skits. He probably became insecure after the BLM riots of the 2010's and doubled down on the politics to convince himself of his own blackness.
just met the guy (kwaku) who did the photography for this flick/poster. He said that the movie is going to be ass and Jordan Peele is a hack
Posting on 4chan is like slavery. Also I make a lot of sacrifices to post here. It's a very powerful metaphor.
>>214658770a sacrifice just flew over my house
>>214657386>the rich evil white franchise owners just made him sign a contract with Satan to become the bestSo you think sportsball isn't a rigged affair with occult ritualism... NGMI.
